Northwestern University - Syllabus Yearbook (Evanston, IL)

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Can You Imagine- Apfelbach with black hair? Asthalter short and fat? Louis Norton talking in a low, sweet voice? Frances Northrup looking happy? Alpha Phi and Sigma Nu scrapping? t Albritton admiring some one else? Amy Onken tall and slender 'r Alice Lyons an old maid? Will Coddington cracking a joke '! Christine McGaffey looking shy? Mabel Shannon looking glum? Rape on a spree? Shauver very lively? Jo Moss cribbing? Brockway bashful? l'Il... Dean Fansler fto Prof. Scotty- Prof., have you seen that new book, I-Iofman's Psychology of the Home? Prof. Scott- I believe you refer to 'Psychology of the Common Life. ' Never mind Dean, it is all right to be domestic. .I.I - Prof. Scott in explaining to the class about rhythm in mechanical beating, says: If you sit on the lake shore you have the beat of the Waves, also a romantic situation. The latter, l am sure, some of you have never experienced. .-il-I..mi. I'. H. Wilson in German class, copies Miss Hernstein's work, and his sentence reads, Ich liebe meine Blumen, meinen Sonnenschein, und meine Hernsteinf' Mr. Knott ito Miss Cookj-t'Can you tell me what 51 relative clause is? Miss Cook--UNO. Mr. K.- Can you tell one when you see it? Miss C.- You bet. Prof. Kellog- What is the meaning of 'obliquy P Apfelbach- To give some one a fierce rep. Prof, Kellog- Miss Timberlake, who said, 'For I am persuaded that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nothing present, nor things to come, etc.? Miss Timberlake- It sounds like Patrick Henry. Miss McQuoid Cin Zoiilogyl- Oh, Mr. Twining, I got that heart you sent mef' Prof. Edward fto German A. classy- How am I going to give an examination to thls class when you don't know anything at all yet '? 1 ! - I 1 Finis And now, dear friends. farewell we say: We love you still in our sweet way: You may not think so from our deeds, But think how great our Syllabus needs: If aught to you has seemed unkind, Blame fate, not us, please bear in mind. 290

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n To Eleanor Hall Oh! Prof. Edward, did not the other day You make a certain statement. that sounded some this way? For I have just been thinking I do this most of all. f'Tis sure she will get knowledge, this Eleanor Hall.l To Beta Theta Pi Dont care, don't care, Dont care what they say of you, For theres just a little knocking To all of us is due Dont care, don't care, They'll forget what they say of you, For with a laugh and song, The roast is gone, So cheer up, clon't care. To Elmer Colael Polished manner-swell in dress- This young l1l'l'6Sl'1Ill3.lIl does possessg But because all this is true, Tell me not in joyful numbers Lit. A. lectures are a snap, Wake me from my peaceful slumber, Punch me when I take a nap. Lit is real, Lit is earnest, And an A should be my goal, Dry as dust are all the lectures, I can't work to save my soul. Ile is some conceited too. Many hearts have e'er been his, Rather blase Elmer is. To Lit. A. Lives of English Profs. remind We can make our lives as dead, And departing leave behind us, Volumes that are never read. Let ns then be up and doing, Take our notes and keep awake, But I know for stupid classes, Lit A lectures take the cake. To Louise Norton Who is this worthy damsel that tries the game of bluff And of the wor1d's great learning has never stock enough? She hasn't, like Abe Lincoln. discovered what is t1'ue, That in this great round world of ours there are some wise ones too, And so, dear Louise Norton, as you leave all this year. Remember experience and learning are gained at cost most clear. t'You can fool all the people some of the time, And some of the people all of the time, But you can't fool all of the people all of the time. To Sidney West When undressed lumber Sidney spied He delicately turned aside. And at a bare suggestion, he Would blush with maiden modesty, He'd use no street if it was shady. In fact, he was a perfect lady. To Albert D. Creen Albert D. Green is a wily guy, and a most successful Qrafter. For social stunts and party bids is what he's always after. He never yet has developed a case-for 'twould he sure rleath he knows And his chances for bids to parties and sich would surely come in mighty slow. So ponder dear girls when Al comes around. with words that sound so pleasing, 'Tis not your face, nor your charming grace. But a bid from you he is teasing. To the Sororitics Let us new be up and rushing Watch the door, watch the clock, Ever smiling, ever gushing, Learn to praise and learn to knock To Frances Northrup Wiggle, Wiggle. turn and twist, Frances Northrup. lwleaso desist, For your foolish. crazy ways Drive us mad both night and days. ZSQ

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