Northwestern University Dental School - Purple and Gold Yearbook (Evanston, IL)

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A painful reineinbrance conies back to nie As Professor.Gilnier there I see lfVith both hands in some victinfs face Trying some broken drill to trace. Logans, Richmonds, shell crowns, bridges, Plates that fit all alveolar ridges. Broken jaws repaired and dentures made- In this line Prothero puts the rest in the shade. Professor Peck, whom the boys all know. And to hini their due respects they show, For fear some treatment he niight apply And they an unnatural death would die. Then there is Harper, Who's strictly all right ln everything, even in a rowdy class fight. About the profession he knows something. toog In very short order he can prove this to you. Last, but not least, is dear Dr. Black, Wfho for our profession has laid the track. And with unceasing labor onward has led. And now of the profession stands at the head. -X. ,' '5 -251 ', i-sr if E i . if a it X ..gfq,ii A' lf-iii' ml .' r - ll ji 2-'fi' - f affi x :X ,Q ,s -sf ' ,X-1. up ww: ISO . 1 I E 5 2 5 1 l 4 i l l 1 l l r J 1 I B i l i r i i 1 l f l 3 1 a Q 3 1 e 1 ! 1 i Q X X 1 ---J

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OUR PROFEJJORJ T Q Professor Eckly, who is about five feet four, Always cracks jokes and ne-ver gets sore. His main object in life is t-o carve the dead- That he knows his business, can safely be said Next is Freddie, our nuclei boy, Who lectures to the juniors with untold joy. Rich was- the treasure, sweet the pleasure, Toiget histology in such a measure.. , God made the wo-rld and made it ro-und, In this world some apes were fo-und. , Dorsey says, with an honest face, From these apes came the' 'human race. Vernon james Hall, the boys did bless, With the study of metals and H 2 S. And other little things, like written quizzes, That really were stiffer than o-ld gin Hzzes. Physio-lo-gy a.nd p-atholo-gy, to the fullest extent, Twing Brooks Wiggin to the boys did present. Wliile he was lecturing the boys couldn't fool This can be proven by Natio-ns and Pool. Professor McDowell, with manly tread, And brown curly locks upon his head, Improves the looks of many a man,s face straightening teeth tha.t a.re out of place. Professor Edmund Noyes, who teaches law About the profession without a.ny Haw, Tells us that, with the permission of the miss. Xlfithout any danger we may take a kiss. ' 188

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ALL IJ NOT GOLD THAT GLITTERJ' on A NEGLECTED OBLIGA TION g . j Mr. Reginald Charles Northwood, called Reggy by his best girl at Evanston, but p-lain Northw-ood at school, by nationality a Canadian, a sport, a swell guy, wearer of buttons, pins and medals, grower off a sickly mustache, would-b-e ladies, man and member of Psi Phi Fraternity, was the unhap-py victim of a practical joke some time a.go- that deserves to be made public. , It happened in this way: Some rascally students of North- western University Dental Scho-o-l+-may their names never be in- scribed in the temp-le of fame, contrived by so-me means, presumably foul, to send Reggy the following note, written in a feminine hand: Chicago, ills., My Dear rex. I octobur the 19. i hav just come ho-me and wo-od like to see you onct more, it has bin s-o long sinc i seen yo-u that i can hardly wait. we ust to hav gre-at o-ld times didn't we! nolw re-Xidearest i am going to visit my unkel .on the west Side next Sunday the 21 so be sure and meat Me on the corner of washington b-ullevard and ashland avenue' at S o'clock. dont forgit. ' 4 as ever yo-urs lovingly, HARRIS. P. O.-i will ware a red hat. The heartless conspirators had laid their plans so that the pro- ceedings would take place just o-ppo-site their roo-m, where they might sit and hold their sides and preserve the bursting buttons that would naturally result from such a laughable performance. To help the affair out, the prom-oters of the scheme had Hcaught on to some re-al jolly girls in Union Park o-n the Sunday afternoon that the eventful date was to be filled, and their services were secured to make. it more interesting for Reginald. Now despite the fact tha.t Reggy, according t-o his invariable custom, was to go to- Evanston to- see his really and truly best, his curiosity to see who Harris was got the better of him, for he had had so many girls that heuforgot just wh-o Harris might be. So he dropped his Evanston girl ,a no-te, fe-igning illness, and all was ready. To the intense relief of all concerned, especially to Reggy, the afternoon sun slowly sunk- behind the Union Park Congregational Church, and darkness gradually hovered over the ill-fated spot. which 190