Northwestern University Dental School - Purple and Gold Yearbook (Evanston, IL)

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A J'tudent's Adventure Listen, and you shall hear Cf the first cruise of our classmate dear His reddened locks now grown long and shaggy His trousers somewhat baggy. But from my tale I stray- Now of the barber bill and how he would pay, His curly locks he would have shorn By the barber of the Great Northern. His face, too, he would have shaved. Of his beauty we all have ravedg But now for face massage he pleaded, And for odor slight, hair oil he needed. The tonsorialist's smile was fair, As our schoolmate rose from the chair, But lo, seven-fifty was the bill, And our dear boy against this fought with a will. So they hailed a man in blue, Toward coin ma.gnetically inclined, The spell was cast, the influence so fine, That Anderson could not very well decline. 113 7 J A. B. C

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Waiits to Know N-or Childs was no-t on exhibition at the Fat Stock Show 1 Earl Addison The loving two step ' so called probablv orig inated on North Clark stree-t q Dr Idler No' a glass eye should not be examined while 'ad- ministering gas It has no-t reflexes - Student' Before operating for patients you should go and washiyour hands and then wipe them on those towels that would make a printers towel asha.med of itself. Asepsis is one of the es- sential things to a successful practice. Freshman ' No- the essential oils are not so named because they are essential in the practice of dentistry. I Subscriber Diagnosis comes fro-na a Greek word meaning to guess Prognosis means a bigger Ofuess Pellet A pony is a beast of burden used by D students when traveling in parts unknown ' Ifriend. Are you sure that Mr Purocks hair is getting thin? If this is the ca.se it may be due to the fact that he now has to divide it with his frau 4, Mr Hughes You need have no fear Your room will not ex- spenqiing your evenings might if they heard of it -Inquirer No lVIcBos does not live at Fortieth and Indiana but ifyou-will wait at that elevated station you will see him get off one train and wait till his fairy comes and they will continue their Journey together Please do no-t address any more of these gossipy ques tions It is iot my desire to give the boys away. , I Bored Student Ye I think that Dr McDowell would be a good tooth extractor. From your description of the length of his lecture I should say he has a natural factulty of drawing little thinos ou I . Q , ' A ' 4 . ' , cr ' 2' ' - ' Q 7 J . : , V ' , . - - . , . - : ' ' L E K 0 K C 0 1 AJ . . , . Q . . : c . ' . 4' pl-ode if you light the gas, but the friends with whom you have been 2 . ' I 1 is i I , Y C X X . 3 . C.. ' U ' . ' 1 i . . cz. . I J . . , , , 4 A ' ' I ' b' . t. ' 74

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Ai DENTIST 'AT ST. PETEFJS GATE. fBy L. c. F. HUGO, D. D. s. WASHINGTON, D. C. St. Peter all day lon-g had had Before him earthlings, good and bad, Admitting here, rejecting there- In everything impartial care, Such wearing strain this Work imposed That tired, he now the portal closedg And as he laid. him down to rest A sigh his troubled heart confessed: Cf late admissio-ns were so few- To what on earth could that be due! ' Uneasy dozed he on his cot- He scarcely f'forty vvinksl' had got- Wheii, harkl there was a timid kno-ck, A gentle trying of the lock. T WhoA's there? Wlio- co-mes at hour so late To--morrow call-I've shut the Gate ! A dentist, Wa.iled a lo-Wly voiceg Believe me, I'm not here from choice. Such tones proclaimed an urgent case, 4 The worried lo-ok left Pe-ter's face, And moved by merciful intent He rose-and to the Gate he Went. r'4Well, sir, what may you have to say? The strict demands of tru-th-obey! Not oft admittance gain your sortg But state your case, and-cut it shortf' M Published in Facts, Fads and Fancies About Teeth. 1 176