Northwestern University Dental School - Purple and Gold Yearbook (Evanston, IL)

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Waiits to Know N-or Childs was no-t on exhibition at the Fat Stock Show 1 Earl Addison The loving two step ' so called probablv orig inated on North Clark stree-t q Dr Idler No' a glass eye should not be examined while 'ad- ministering gas It has no-t reflexes - Student' Before operating for patients you should go and washiyour hands and then wipe them on those towels that would make a printers towel asha.med of itself. Asepsis is one of the es- sential things to a successful practice. Freshman ' No- the essential oils are not so named because they are essential in the practice of dentistry. I Subscriber Diagnosis comes fro-na a Greek word meaning to guess Prognosis means a bigger Ofuess Pellet A pony is a beast of burden used by D students when traveling in parts unknown ' Ifriend. Are you sure that Mr Purocks hair is getting thin? If this is the ca.se it may be due to the fact that he now has to divide it with his frau 4, Mr Hughes You need have no fear Your room will not ex- spenqiing your evenings might if they heard of it -Inquirer No lVIcBos does not live at Fortieth and Indiana but ifyou-will wait at that elevated station you will see him get off one train and wait till his fairy comes and they will continue their Journey together Please do no-t address any more of these gossipy ques tions It is iot my desire to give the boys away. , I Bored Student Ye I think that Dr McDowell would be a good tooth extractor. From your description of the length of his lecture I should say he has a natural factulty of drawing little thinos ou I . Q , ' A ' 4 . ' , cr ' 2' ' - ' Q 7 J . : , V ' , . - - . , . - : ' ' L E K 0 K C 0 1 AJ . . , . Q . . : c . ' . 4' pl-ode if you light the gas, but the friends with whom you have been 2 . ' I 1 is i I , Y C X X . 3 . C.. ' U ' . ' 1 i . . cz. . I J . . , , , 4 A ' ' I ' b' . t. ' 74

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R. IV. P.: You did the correct thing in declaring your engage- ment oft, if she persisted in reading what Ella XVheeler Wfilcox says in the Chicago American. I Minnis: The man Buffet, whose name appears on most all the saloon windows, probably owns two-thirds of the saloons in Chicago. Dr. Gum: When you administer N202 gas, you should put the inhaler over the mouth and leave the nose out, to get the airg this way you obviate the danger of asphyxiation. Jack Achen: If I were you I should change my name, as Dr. Achen, Dentist, vvon't so-und very good. You see, it designates something from the country. ' Rex C. Southwood: Yes, dear, it is all right for you to appear in mourning for the death of your queen, but I would not carry it so far as to Wear black eyebrows and mustache. Dr. Craig: General Anesthetic served in the recent war with Spain. He did more to relieve the suffering of the men than any other officer in the army. Jamie Ho-ffer: If I were a young man and about to begin work in a profession, I should not hesitate to wear a frock coat, even if they do call you a bib They will know better when they hear you talk. They will certainly know you are the only I. 1 Theory: Cod liver oil can be best taken in beer. It can be used to excellent advantage to grease the growler. VV. Blair: I think Mr. Colman had a right to seize the whisky which you imported without complying with the revenue laws. Fleming: If a rival of mine sh-ould risk his life to save my hat I should give him the girl. Abe: If yo-u are in doubt as to the propriety of kissing a pretty girl, always give her the beneiit of the doubt. Anxious Subscriber: No, the Schneider boys are not twins, and only one has red hairg the other man with red hair is Anderson. The following question was sent in by Engle: If I sit down on a set of false teeth, and they bite me and I die of hydropliobia. would it be suicide? Nog it would be a good thing. Chas. Kramer: The regular tuition in the Cuinnock School of Qratory is one hundred dollars, but I believe they offer extra induce- ments to men, and I guess you would pass for a man all right. But you ought to raise some more XVI-IEELB.-XRROXY in front of your C211'S. 173 h

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A J'tudent's Adventure Listen, and you shall hear Cf the first cruise of our classmate dear His reddened locks now grown long and shaggy His trousers somewhat baggy. But from my tale I stray- Now of the barber bill and how he would pay, His curly locks he would have shorn By the barber of the Great Northern. His face, too, he would have shaved. Of his beauty we all have ravedg But now for face massage he pleaded, And for odor slight, hair oil he needed. The tonsorialist's smile was fair, As our schoolmate rose from the chair, But lo, seven-fifty was the bill, And our dear boy against this fought with a will. So they hailed a man in blue, Toward coin ma.gnetically inclined, The spell was cast, the influence so fine, That Anderson could not very well decline. 113 7 J A. B. C