Northwestern University Dental School - Purple and Gold Yearbook (Evanston, IL)

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WANT COLUMN RATEJ'-First insertion, free. Each extra insertion, Two Dollars. Toot Toot wants to know why they say it. The demonstrator wants the boys to cut it out. Pool wants to know if Dr. Wiggin knows his name yet. Colborne wants to learn who tainted during Vaccination. Maginnis wants to know why he wasn't elected. And Parks wants to know why he was elected. Smith wants to know what G means. Miss Parks wants to know why they never pass her up. Burrell wants to know why they call him supe. Flachtemeier wants to know why the boys think he's German. Thompson wants to corner old Ben. Polin wants to know what lead acetate is used for. ' ' I Hess wants to go back to Bessie. Zimmerman wants to know why those factory girls don't keep their dates. 1 Sinn wants everybody to understand that he's not so bad after all. ' Stokes wants four more cows for his dairy. Corbin wants to take lessons in boxing. Mrs. Blount wants to know why the boys let up on Cissy. I Eckford wants to know who started that old gag. Blumenthal wants to go back to the YVabash. Curly wants to find someone to talk to. Joliet Thomas wants to find somebody to keep Miss Himes wants to get married. So does Lorenza Alfonzo. Stevens wants a brick wall to run up against him. Boyd wants a new pair of curling irons. Richards wants to know what he is smiling at. Tower wants to know who gave him away. Kitchen wants to know where his rnegaphone is. Spindlo wants to grow up and be a big man some day. Williams wants another plug of tobacco. Kernan wants to know why they call him strawberry. Minnis wants to know why they don't pass up Childs. l Lasker wants the boys to quit jollying his patients. Freckles wants a roommate. Hodges wants to be an actor and play Cyrano. Ulvestad wants a boy next time. Uglow wants a set of whiskers to make him look older. Zimmerman wants a razor-must be cheap. Handcock wants to know what's the matter with Dorsey. Barber don! want the boys to know why they call him Sandow, the strong man. VVanted by the school-more towels, hot water and patients. Poundstone wants Dr. XViggin to keep him mhim awake. awake- 0... ..'o Q O 171

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' .Question and Answer Department CONDUCTED BY MME. SQUEE GEE H. C. Ung: My Dear Miss :-I am a senior in dental college and I am tryingito grow a beard to l-ook older. Young man, take my advice and get a shave. Remember the somewhat aged maxim: It is better to- look like a kid than an idiotf' H. P. B. ID. W. I. : To do the palm and thumb grasp you grasp the instrument as yo-u wo-uld a potato masher, with end of the handle resting hrmly in the mit, and do- not fuse your nngers or thumb for pressure, but simp-ly to guide the instrument. Willie VV. : VVhe-ri a person stands on his hands the blood rushes to his headf VVhy does it n-ot rush to his feet when he stands on them? .My dear VVillie, don't yo-u knowthat your feet . are not empty. a Dotty Kaughity: How can I keep hair from coming on my lip? Eat onions three times a day. p I I-Iall: I am not posted on ethics, but I am sure you can find the wanted information on Mr. E. Noyes, Syllabus on Ethics, which you can obtain in the library for fifteen cents.-QAdv.j Mr. Tichy' A hare lip may often be cured by shaving. Witsorn: I had so-me trouble myself in making my gold fillings stay in, and after investigating the matter carefully and having con- sulted Dr. Rishsher and other authorities, I found that a thin cement, like you ,see the grafter selling on the street corner, will wo-rk to ex- cellent advantage. Bowen: Yes, if you make a failure of your choseniprofessio-n you do as others have before yo-u. I think, from your descriptio-n and your picture which you clipped from -----, the time you won the debate' at the town hall, I should say you could probably secure a good place with an Uncle Tom's Cabin company. Dr. A. H. Peck: You can buy apples quite rea.sonable on VVater street. , n A Junior: You say yo-u cannot understand your patients. I don't think it would pay you to study Italian, as you will soon be senior, and then you can work on the more enlightened people, who speak either Swedish or German. 172 i E IS I le I ii l I lb