Northwestern Oklahoma State University - Ranger Yearbook (Alva, OK)

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RUTH BONE, Philomathean ' H- ' IS. By my soul there is no power in the tongue of man to alter me. LELA MAE LIGHT, Sorosis; Glee Club; Special Primary. Always wears a smile. HELEN MARIE KEOWN. Sorosis; Special Primary. A little peaceful home bounds all my wants and wishes. DELLA MAY KEOWN, Sorosis; Special Primary. Her ' s is a spirit deep and crystal clear. 31

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The Worthy Worthmores A College Tragedy in One Act. Dramatis Personae (See following pages.) Time— Any Old Time. Place — A class room in School History. Enter a Professor and a class. Prof: Ah — hem — let me see — What ' s the lesson today? Chorus: The last chapter in the book! Prof: Well, and what ' s it about, Miss Rolf? Babe: (Timidly). Please sir, it ' s about some students that wanted to be Seniors. Prof: Well, why were they not Seniors? Babe: (Timidly). Well, you see they run up against a decision and they, — that is, — I never argue with a referee — so they — that is, so we gave up. Prof: That ' s right. Very good. So they are Juniors then, Miss Keown? Delia (looks at Helen.) Helen (looks at Delia.) Prof: (Sharply) Next? Etha Pryor: Well, the faculty says they are, but how can they be 1915 Juniors when they graduate before the class of 1916? Prof: Bright boy — go to the head. What civil rights has a Worthmore, Miss Smith? Faye: None that they want. They can ' t vote in a Senior class meeting. Prof: What advantage in being a Worthmore, Miss Bone? Ruth: (In despair) I don ' t know any. Rose: (Interrupting.) Why everybody knows a Worthmore has to have schol- arship honors, or you can ' t graduate without being counted a Senior some time. Prof: Clever girl. Go to the foot. Lela: (Holding up her hand.) Please sir, what class will we belong to if we graduate — Worthmore ? Prof: Well, — er — well, what do you think about it, Miss Nichols? Mattie: I think it makes no difference, just so you do graduate. Melvin: (Breaking in.) Say, Professor, I got the best little scheme for figuring that out and remembering the graduating class I belong to, — it ' s just the same as the size of my collar. I wear 1 5 4- (Bell rings.) Enter Roland Ingels hurriedly. Roland: Hey there, Professor! Wait a minute. I ' m here. Don ' t mark me absent. Prof: Very well, I ' ve marked you as present in the Worthmore Class. Class dismissed. (Curtain.) 30

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MATTIE NICHOLS, She is young and of a noble, mod- est nature. ETHEL ROLF, Pi Kappa Sigma ' 14- ' 15; Basket Ball •14- ' 15. She never does wrong except when permitted to have her own way. ETHA PRYOR, P. D. C. ' 11- ' 15; Foot Ball ' 12- ' 15; Glee Club ' 15. Water is necessary to the physi- cal economy, hut a poor beverage. ROSA MAE COCHRAN, Student Volunteer; Philomathean 1S. In truth there is wondrous things spoke of her. MYRTLE FAYE SMITH, S. N. C. ' Oh! to be a preacher ' s wife. :S2