Northwestern Military and Naval Academy - Critique Yearbook (Lake Geneva, WI)

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table we hear a rebel yell. Itis none other than Mike Custer. Mike is in the cement business in West Virginia. Mr. A. gets all of his footblocks from him. Next to Mike is Guns Peck. Bruce now has the controlling interest in Shell Oil. You see, he's still mad at his father because he didn't get his racing Ferrari for graduation. Nervous Paul Schmid after four collapses has just completed collece at the I. of VI1am1 While I was talking to Paul he seemed nervous about somethin I offered him a tranqulllzer to cool hlm down but he asked for some goats milk on the rocks I noticed Ray Marschalk walkln, around the garden wlth his lovely wife Judy All I know is that Ray has been llvlnc m quiet seclusion with Judy Bob Hem IS next Bob 1s now principal at N M N A He can still remember his rounds with Colonel Hahn Slttm next to Bob is Jack Moon Jack was a Man Tan salesman in Evanston but because Ev anston was a had district for sales he moved to California and now has a thrivm business Even Mr A uses the product Next we have our scholarly friend Mike Darling He s been spendlng a monastic life at the University of Berlin studylnb penmanshlp Hes trying to ,et his Ph D so he can come back to IN M NA and take over 'VIr Kltzrows E Sz M class Dlrck Schou IS now in the tortilla business 1n Turtle Flats Mexico He used to be ln the shoe business but just didn t fat in While ln the shoe business he produced all the footwear for the A boys Next IS Dr and Mrs Wllllas fMrs Mlllas the former Qallv Grey? ,Ioe IS now Mr A s personal M D and is here to make sure that Mr A doesnt choke on martini olives Sitting next to Joe is Wllllam Washm ton Isetts III Washington from the Kenosha Chapter 1 'VIr As personal small arms tester and shoulder holster maker Another member from the Mllwau kee Chapter Rick The Head Zielmskl IS now manufacturln all of Mr As hats tK1n SIZCI Next IS Jay Nelson the union boss for Racine Local 138 Chinese waiters As we understand it Nelsons union is on strlke and he I5 attemptln some bm mouth arbitration to settle the strike before IVIr A loses any money Next in order 19 Peter Old Man Relland Pete is noyy an Armv Captain and a Companv Com mander at Leayenyy orth Thev have a rock pile there instead of labor detail and Pete ha been placed ln full command of the pile Next in order is Wayne Panda Sanders Way ne is noyy a turnlp far mer in the ,reat city of '51 Foreston Illinois All vye can say 1s that Wayne really di s his work Next tre1ts boys that ,et shot in the hand Ulreh Prn ate Yo t is next Pat ls offlual tobacf o tester for American Tobacco Co William Cy ranose Vvenzel is next He 1s the head of the XIHTIH and has been tryln to nose Wir A out but mo t of his men haye met mth serious accidents Terry Olly er 'Nees is next Olly married Anne and bou ht a sheep ranch After selhn the ranch Olly took a position as yyrestlm coach at N 'NI N Ioseph Cheese Cake Kelthlev 1s next Ioe is noyy head Librarian at XININ A and he s bald a cueball Last but far from least 1s Barry Trix Weed Trix is noyy operatm a ambhn casino H1 hland Park Illinois and IQ the proud oyyner of the faste t Buick in the yyorld courtesy of XII' X The meetm is held and Mr A ryes all the orders As eyeryone is leay 1n NI A the fir leaye steps into his chauffeur driyen tourm car yylth his tyyo personal b0dy,uard Wlr F WI B Daft III and Mr G 9 and utters these partln yyords The Great Friend and Nlaster of 'Vlen says yye aunt takin in enou h Anybody wants to make a beef Ill be talkin yutcha' 85 . . U . .. . U. , . . . 7 ' U . . U . . ' . D . , , C . , . 7 . . . , . . . . . . . U . ' , . U . Q ' I Y ' 9 . . . . , . , . . . . . . . . . g Q Q . , - ,S I 9 n . ,, ,, . . . . . , . . , s . g . g . , . , . , . c , c . .K M . . .K . g L .g . . . L - . x. . . ,, ,, . . Y . - s - - - Y cs 77 , ' , ' l is Jay .Iamoke Tack. Jay' is in the army. He has been assigned to Target Range Aid Station 69. and . - .1 ff . ' , . I ' g '. , . '. 'r' - . 1 M 5 A , , O , - U ,, L . . . . . . . . - 1 - , - gg , , , ' gf , I' s' ' s ' c ' g g .. VIA. , - 6' s ' I ,. . '. ' ' ' g ., .. .. .. I s a Q N K-.M In .l,, , V. .1 .N V . g g .g V. in 'U , ' Is, 1 ' - 5 . . ' , - ' . . A . , . ' gr '- , .r g -. - ' Y' '- g. , r. . .. ' st to ' . - - ' '- - ' 2 , '. ' s 'U s, A . ,.. . . ' 0. . . 45 ' 1 , ' - ' ' . , . 2 D A ' , ' 5 I s - 5 V- .sv

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CLASS PROPHECY The year is 1985. The place is Catalina Island, about 26 miles off the coast of California. The reason a combined class reunlon and syndlcate meetlng The meetlnc IS belng held ln thls remote place by speclal order of Mr A My name IS Dave Harman I am owner and publlsher of a top name scandal sheet ln one of the blg cltles and your reporter for thls story The arranged meeting place IS Pete The Beachcomber Alexander s Hideaway on the outsklrts of Catalina Pete IS an actlye mem ber of Mr A s organization He IS the boss of Beachcomber s Local 108 Whlle back at N M N A the members of thls class were refined youn gentlemen wlth one alm ln llfe freedom Now they are all under the wln of lVIr HFA syndlcate boss Mr As front IS a corporatlon law offlce ln Chlcaoo The meetln IS mlsslng one member of the class President John Breldster a graduate of Annapolls who IS now slttlnc n the Whlte House unaware of thls meetlnc We are all seated around a long table wlth the representatlves llnlng each slde As I scan over those seated I see Slob LaRue from the LaGrange Ill Chapter of the Drycleaners Unlon HIS motto IS Spots are my Buslness Chuck Rehfeldt 1S next accompanled by hls lovely Wlfe fthe former Lynn Weber! Champ IS Mr A s top SldCklCk ln the cereal racket He has a monopoly on Wheatles Seated next to Mr A IS none other than Tom Busse Tom IS now ln the car buslness and takes care of lVIr A s cars Hls latest creatlon IS a 1960 VW Wlth a full race 1985 Bulck 800 horsepower motor It s used for those fast getaways In the background we can hear the sweet melodlous sounds of muslc provlded by Sklnny John McKinnon s Swlnglng Scotchmen The muslc IS pleasant lf you llke bagplpes Slttlng next to Tom IS John Boola Dunlap from the Mllwaukee Chapter He has provlded all the llquld refreshments ln cluding the ollves The next man IS from the MldW6St It s Roger Blackmon from MOTTIS Illlnols and he IS dressed to klll He s now the owner of a large chaln of Body Tone Muscles Bulldlng shops He and Seth Holloway are ln steady rlvalry because Seth IS ln the same buslness AG and Polly Atwater are next a lovely couple Remember when AG was a treat athlete at N M lN A 9 I thlnk he was cau ht once for smoklng He IS now presldent of the BCCCIIIIII1 Chewln by a beautiful blonde HIS llne of buslness IS bein, a playboy He says ltS better than workln lVIr R Saurweln 15 a llttle late to the meetlng but treets Mr A yslth a wlnk bllnk and a nod Dlck l a bl electrlcal enclneer for R C A Easv Ed Cole IS next Ed found out that women yyerent so bad after all He and John Colburn are ln the nlcht club buslness ln Las Vecas and they say thelr mldnl ht shoyy IS creat Sklnny Ned Basler IS slttln next to Ed He play ed basketball ID colle e and declded to o lnto the coachln pro fesslon hlmself He acts just llke hls old high school coach T B Slayln Daddy HHTIIHFIOU IS next and he asks one of the Walters for a telephone book to S11 on He s noyy the presldent of 'V B C an ln hls spare tlme announces some of the Chlca,.o Cubs baseball ,ames Oh I for ot to mentlon thls but Blll Klssel proylded the transportation for the eyenlng He IS noyy the oyxner of a bl StC3IT'lS1l1P1lI1C and transports Mr A all over the world C A Lundqulst IS next yslth hls Wlfe fthe former Terrv Rappel Carl took oyer hls father s buslness and IS doln flne He flnally ot that 1960 Pontlac Bonneville from 'VIr A Fred Greer IS slttln next to C A Fred l ln the forestry buslness ln Callfornla All the wood that Fred cuts oes to Bucky Beay er Brenneman s paper factory The two also make matches for lVIr A s clrars Then from the opposite end of the 84 I I . . . . I . U . . . . . . . . I I 6, ,, , . . . . . I - , . . . , . . . I U . . . . . ., C . . I . U . , . , , C - . . . ., . . . . . . U I . g . . . I . . . . . . U : . . . UI 7 7 Q 9- - ' . S, . ,, . . . . ' 7 . , . . . I . , . . . . . , ' 3 l u s n u n n Q n 1 . , . as 5, . . . . . u 7 - ' ' 7 7 . . , . . . , . I ' ' 7 0' , ,I . . . T . . . . . . . . . .. g . gr Tobacco Corp. Our old class president is next, Steve Sills. Steve isn't married yet, and he's accompanied . . . . . . U I I . , . U . I I . F. I I I . . . . I U I I I. . A . I I . .S .U . U. L. . . . . I , I . .U . . U I I . . .U I. G . I Y 7 . 4 C' ' . . . . U I . U . . U . . U h C' ' . C C F . . I . . .I . L I I I I. I I . U . ' ' . l ' -' . . . . d . . L . M . U It I , Z, , . - F - . . . . . - I. . . . I .L , . . . II . . I g . . . I I I I . 5. . g I -A I .S . .... I U I I . ' ' C 1 7: A . S lo' ,. '

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