Northwestern Military Academy - Yearbook (Highland Park, IL)

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5 .?f l W their support an so 1C1t o t em t e patronage of our rea ers , THE BOARD OF EDITORS A D v E thank our a vert1s1ng patron

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95 THE TARGET Notes - Continued W REVEILLE. ' - I can 't get 'em up, I can't get 'em up, I can 't get 'em up in the m-o-r-n- ing! ' ' x 1st ,Man- Wow-o-o-o-o-o-o! was that the bugle? Ow-W-o-w-ow-o-w-o-r-r-! Blame it! guess I'll o-w-o-w-o-w-o-o lay up' today. 2nd Man-''Yo-o-w-o-w-o-w-turn on the light, will you? I'm cold. Hurry up or we'll be late. Ya-w-a-w-o-a-h! Gee, I'm sleepy, didn 't roll in till 7 :30 last night. Oh! I say you wake up and turn that glim on. NEW BOOKS AND AUTHORS. Peck's Bad Boy, by Henry W. Nason. 4'The Half-Back, J. D. Mylrea. How to Play Football, by Duke Bunn-ell. I A Short Story, by E. C. Marble. How to Take Off Weight, by Dodge. How to Make Love, by C. Perry Mark. The Captain of the Crew, by Ma- jor Davidson. For the Honor of the School, by Yule, O. i Buster Brown, by Lee. The Way to Use Hot Air, by Plebe Patton. How to Coast, by Slead. 'The Plumber 's Friend, by Leake. How to Play Cards, by Decker. The Hunter 's Trail, by Bear. The Shell Game, by Kahn. How to Grow Flowers, by Gard- ner. Road to Japanese Servitude, by Cooley. . The Anti-Cigarette League, by Hammond. Electricity Simplified, by Franklin. The Flying Machine, by Humbird. How to Paddle a Canoe, by Orr. How to Make Money, oy Mills. To Have and to Hold, by Yule, O. 'fThe Hunt of the Hodag, by Hump. ' ' Picked, ' ' by Kitzinger. The New Lake Transportation Line, by Graham and Morton. The End, by Staniield. - lst Man- Huh, I'm sick. I've got cramps. O-r-r-o-a-h-r-can't get up to- day. g 2nd Man-H There goes the call. Why didn't you tell me sooner, so I could have dressed? O-y-a-a-r-hg I'm sick. Gee, my head aches. Oh Lordy, I guess I'll have to lay off, too. I V WHAT YOU WILL. Squad-A physical exercise taken in large doses by a favored few on Wednes- days and Saturdays. p Reveille-No word in the English lan- guage can express it. Mess--What we live for, look forward to, and never forget. Tattoo-An imitation the buglers give us- of a man trying to strangle himself. Taps-The prelude to a bullfrog con- cert, given every night by the Snorers' Club. Battalion Inspection-A formation .for which you put on your best, but gen- erally fall into the mud on thesway. School Call-A synonym for reveille. O. D.--An oflicer detailed to pull you out of bed when you don't happen to hear reveille. Study Session-A place where with but little persuasion one may fall asleep. Vacation-The best day of one's school day. What we long for. Heard on Guard- My general or- ders: To salute all oiiicers encased, turn out the corporal of the guard for all per- sons entitled to the compliment, to walk this place until three o'clock. -. ..T, The cadets wish to thank our near neighbor, Mr. Spencer, for his kindness in supplying them with apples this fall. Long may both Mr. Spencer and his ap- ple trees flourish.

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