Northwest School of Agriculture - Red River Aggie Yearbook (Crookston, MN)

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y N.W.S.A. I EUREKA Oh, what shall I do? My bills are so great, I've studied and planned it both early and late. But parties and pictures and banquets and all Soon make a man's pocket-book feel pretty small. lkly neckties are shabby, my laundry bills steep Why can I not within my budget keep? Ah, now, sure I have it, an excellent plan A sweater I'1l buy just as soon as I can! All places I'll wear it, and between you and me Neither neckties nor laundry that sweater shall see. Q C9 49 Consider the fish: If he didn't open his mouth, he would not get caught. GD Q 49 Gracious! What was that strange noise in the library? Oh, probably history repeating itself. 49649 Gladys Eggen: Don't you love poetry? Lloyd Ross: Yes, especially VVhite Leghorns. 45649 Doctor: You had acute appendicitisf' Miss VVeinberger: Oh, Doctor don't flatter me so! 49 Q 49 AN ODE TO OUR EATS What makes all A. C. girls so slim, All boys grand atha-leets? It cannot be just style or whim, It must, then, be our 4'Eats. 'Q Q 49 ,IINGLE BELLS The melancholy days have come, The saddest in our annals, lt's far too cold for B. V. D'S And far too hot for flannels. 19' Q 49 m Nlr. IVight: ul am dismissing you ten inutes early, so please go quietly so as not to wake the other classesf, Ninety lil - O -9-ff, ' . - Q Qlly- V, Zi Z , 1- '7'. ' 'eff , . N -2 if gl, 2 fflfff, F 1 sf-,rgii-any i J. ' I . .I 4 ' 41 Y. ' QQ. . db X

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