Northwest School of Agriculture - Red River Aggie Yearbook (Crookston, MN)

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N. W. S. A. CRACKS WE MIGHT HAVE MADE Her voicc was ever gentle, soft and low. Oh, don't you remember sweet Alice ? A sweet attractive kind of grace. A wise man never tells all he knows. Pride of our school, president of our class A real true blue, admired by latl and lass. She's small, but so is a stick of dynamite. You would never know it, but he is a milk-fed baby. Girls, ,ion't look at me, I'm shy. f'As fond of dates as an Arab. A little bit of Irish keeps her always on the run. All great men are dead or dying. I'm not feeling well myself. She guards the cash box with zealous care. 49949 - THE STUDENT'S HOUR OF WOE Oft in Senior Hall so dreary When the master minds are weary, And we've sickened of tort feasors, And the wrong that they have done While we're studying all our courses, Math, English, Oh, so boresome. When each brain is like a maelstrom That goes blindly whirling on. Thus the tenor of our feelings, When our fagged brains are reeling, Comes a racket within our sanctum, Through the sultry turgid air. 'Tis the strain of one dang boso As he bangs on the parlor piano, And the way he transcribes emotion Is no peaceful soothing lotion. 1 Like a volcano in vibration, Comes the deafening elation. Like the creaking of a box car, On a blaring heated trackg Now like the clash of thunder, That rends Andy all asunder. Such the entity of noises That have kept us on the rack. And that the long sought reason, Why we don't know theft from tr And Art the music minded senior just hands us out good measure. We are slaves unto the pleasure, eason, That is stirred by music's measure, As each successive spasm, Stirs us from our depths anon. 6649 Mr. McCall: Where are the largest soil deposits in Minnesota ? john P.: t'In the bathtubs in Stephens Hall QSO THE TALE OF A SENIOR fWith apologies to Leigh Huntj A Senior brave, may his tribe increase, Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace, And saw within the moonlight in his room, fMaking it colored,l and like a rose in bloom, A vision writing on a card of white. Three years had made this Senior bold, And to the vision in the room he said, What writest thou ? The vision raised its head And with a look that made the Senior's blood run cold, Answered, The names of those who will not graduate. 'tAnd is mine one ? said the Senior. Yes 'tis so,' Replied the vision. The Senior spoke more low, But hopefully still, and said., I pray you then, Give me a chance, my grade will soon be ten. The vision wrote and vanquished. In six weeks it came again, VVith a great awakening light, And showed the names of those whom jock had blessed, And lo! This Senior's name led all the rest. One Hundred I X

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'N.W.S.A. Our Own Intelligence Department SCORE YOUR OVVN I. Q.-NO TIME LIMIT IS SET ON THIS TEST ACCURACY BEFORE SPEED PART ONE Match the following pairs of numbers as they belong 1. Dan Letnes 1. 2. john Anderson 2, 3. Lester Tangjerd 3, 4. Rishton Bedard 4, 5. Silas Hviding S. 6. Clifford Kroulik 6, 7. Chester Yergens 7, 8. Nils Stenborg S. 9. Mickie Hetland 9. 10. Lawrence Harstad 10. ll. Ed. Widseth 11. 12. Lawrence Elton 12. 13. Melvin Cordes 13. 14. Glenn Bloomquist 14 15. Kenneth McKnown 15. PART Two Do as directed on the following questions: at time of writing. Elizabeth Erickson Anna Loken Agnes Smith Marvel Noyes Alpha Bruun Orpha Johnson Selma Hedstrand Harriet Severson Ann Thoreson Pat Woods Frances McKibbon Marion Valor Marie Bjerken Tony DeMaster Arlene Hill 1. If Mr. Mlinar and Mrs. Genung are in the habit of coming to breakfast place an X in the blank ........... If not, see what you can do about it. 2. If you think there should be a light in the vestibule of Robertson Hall place an O in this blank ..,..,.... . If not, see Miss Bede. 3. If there should be a guide at the Greenhouse, write Yes in this blank else try and get the job, yeah, just try and get it. 4. List the following subjects in the order of their popularity and show the list to the instructors concerned at your own risk: Algebra, Chemistry, Poultry, English Shorthand Forestry. 5. List the three dormitories in order of quietness during study hours and show the list to anylmdy at your own risk. PART 'Ill-IREE Name the authors of the following selections: 1 VVe're going to finish the chapter. 2. It's either a feast or a famine. 3. VVell, of course this isn't Poultry. 4. You must breathe from your diaphragm. 5 Do you feel tightw 6. Oh Boshll' 7. More power to you! 8. VVill heads of tables please see that the cards are left on the tables when you leave ' Om' Hundred Tfwo . X