Northwest School of Agriculture - Red River Aggie Yearbook (Crookston, MN)

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N. W. S. A. ADVICE TO FRESHMEN Wise Junior: Say Freshmen, you want to keep your eyes open around here. Green Freshman: Why? VV. j.: Folks will think you are a darn fool if you go around with them closed all the time. Don't think you own the school. The Juniors still imaginr they have the first claim. Don't keep telling how they do things in what part of the country from which you came. The asrumptzon is what you are to iearn. Don't forget to attend your classes. The information dispensed there is often found infvaluablr in passing exams. Don't kill your conscience. You'Il never be thought less of in school, for hanging onto principle. just be sure your principles are fworth sticking for and then stifle. C965 DEFINE THE WORD 'PEDAGOGUE. ' One who is green. One who is alone. The other fellow. A man who tries to get a girl. One who is a fool. A flirt. Q GD Q Ann Thorsen: What do you think of Mussolini ? Agnes Lundin: I've never been out with him. 49 55 49 Freshman: Do you write your themes in red ink now ? Carter Mortenson: No, this is one that Miss Warne corrected. . 31. 1. Ninety-fight i X

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' .W.S.A. Dear Father: l 'im sorry to say that l was mistaken when I wrote last week that the Prof. had said my abilities were mathematical. He said they were problematical. Alfectionately, Your son, ARTHUR. . Q .., Mrs. Genung: You seem to feel mighty proud since you gave a quarter fror-s. Miss NVarne: Yep, talk about doing your bit, why, l've done my two bits. .0 Q9 AFTER VVORKING ON THE AGGIICQ Il P. M. Of all the dumb surprises There's nothing to compare VVith treading in the darkness Un a step that isn't there. -2' C9 fb Mr. bllinar: How long did you study your lesson in this book? About one hour and twenty minutes. Degerness: XVell, next time you study don't forget your book. Sou Nlr. Mlinar: desk last night. to the Red left it on my Q5 C9 Q5 Miss Bede: Cpreveptress of Robertson Hall to girls at house meetingl Now if any of the young men want to kin any of you girls, just send for me. -ir Q3 Qs Miss Polski: Really. l think ping-pong is the most romantic game l ever silW.H Nl r. Conne rv : VVhy ? Miss Polskif Because it usually ends in a clinch. Q' Q Q5 Nlr. Christgau: Avery, if we were on the two minutes lett to play and the score 0-0, what would you do? K. Avery: l'd slide over on the bench so l could see better. 66349 enemies' twenty yard line, on the third down. Nilrffy-.rr-N11 . X

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