Northwest School of Agriculture - Red River Aggie Yearbook (Crookston, MN)

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N. W. S. A. Found on Test Papers A vacuum is an empty space with nothing in it. A curve is a straight line that has been bent. joan of Arc was the wife of Noah. The Battle of Cowpens was fought in the stock-yards of Chicago. Pasteurized milk is where the pastures have been carefully selected for the cows, which is good milk producing food. The elementary canal is in the northern part of Michigan and much coal and iron ore passes through it. Charles Dickens was the author of the book 'Tail of Two Cities.' When Caesar saw Brutus about to stab him, he quit lighting to defend himself, and only said, 'Et tu Brutel' which is Latin and means 'and you too, you brute!' The difference between 'set' and 'sit' is this: When we sit down we expect to get up again hut when we set down we must remain there because we are fast like cement or glue when it sets. The porcupine is a little animal with stickers on every part of its hack except its stomach. u rs Class Room Chatter Mrs. Genunff: Give me an exam le of a collective noun? . by , Glen Elhnger: A vacuum cleaner. 69949 Miss Lippitt: Name three articles that contain starch. Marvel Noyes: Two cuffs and a col Jr. Qt Q Q9 Mr. Clark: What is the difference between electricity and lightning? Lawrence Harstad: We don't have to pay nothing for lightning. 49 C9 49 Miss Bede: Keep the pie in the oven exactly fifteen minutes. Dumb One: I can'tg the clock is twenty minutes slow. 49 Q 49 Mr. Miinar: And from these calculations we get X to equal nothing. Arlene: What! All that work for nothing ? 49 Q 69 is Mrs. Genung: Where are your hands supposed to be when you are giving a speech? Edward Brantlli: On the end of my arms. 49 C9 49 Freshman: Everyone around here thinks that I have a great head. VVhat do you think about it? X Junior: HTo tell the truth. I really don't think there's anything in it. 49 C9 49 Mrs. Genung: Give the synopsis of the story that you read. Arthur S.: I've looked all through this book and it doesn't seem to have a synopsis in it ' soo Miss Warne: VVho said, 'We have come to bury Caesar, not to praise him?' Clifiord Kroulik: The undertaken 49 GD 49 Mr. Connery: Define vacuum. Bright Student: I have it in my head but I can't explain it. 49 C9 69 Miss Weinberger: fin drama elassj 'tThis is the plot: A midnight scene, two burglars creep stealthily up towards the house: as they enter, the clock strikes one and- VVilfred Knutson: Tell me quick-which one ? Q9 C9 49 I Mrs. Genung: What do you think of Macbeth? Don Mc.: I think he's too Swede for anything. Ninety-four X

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g N.W.S.A. I 'I'here was a young fisher named Fisher, VVho fished from the edge of a fissure, VVhen :1 lish, with a grin, Pulled the fisherman 1ng Now they're Fishing the fissure for Fisher. 21 Qs Q 49 Miss YVeinherger: lf a Senior saw someone heating up a donkey and stopped him ' . po from doing so what would he the sentiment shown. Ingolf Swanson: Brotherly love. Q- C9 49 Frosh: fin Social training classj Oh, Miss Henle. Miss Iiedet Yes?' Frosh: In case of an automobile accident should the man precede the lady through .. 'V nd also who should speak the first? 49 CD 49 THE ATI-ILETE RETURNS HOME I sent my son to College VVith fl pat upon the hack. I spent a thousand dollars, And got a quarterback. 49 C9 49 classj 'Name two natural magnets. and Brunettes. G C9 3 the windshield a Mr. Clarkt Cin Physics Red Peterson: Blondes ti-freeze so he wouldn't have Vernon Erickson lso 'tis saidj drank a pint of alkaholic an to buy an overcoat. ev Q 49 es P you want I1 job, eh? Do you ever tell li illing to learn. Q GD 49 that Chaucer dictated to a stenographer? Mi'. Dowell: 'tHml So Nils: No, but I'd be w how do you know at that spelling. '9 Q 49 Miss SVeinherger: But Dan Letnes: just look Mr. Pilkey: The Senior class spends too much time with the young chickens when they should he with the old hens. Nils Stenliorg: VVho would you suggest? Ninrly-.tix X