Northwest School of Agriculture - Red River Aggie Yearbook (Crookston, MN)

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N. W. S. A. Found on Test Papers A vacuum is an empty space with nothing in it. A curve is a straight line that has been bent. joan of Arc was the wife of Noah. The Battle of Cowpens was fought in the stock-yards of Chicago. Pasteurized milk is where the pastures have been carefully selected for the cows, which is good milk producing food. The elementary canal is in the northern part of Michigan and much coal and iron ore passes through it. Charles Dickens was the author of the book 'Tail of Two Cities.' When Caesar saw Brutus about to stab him, he quit lighting to defend himself, and only said, 'Et tu Brutel' which is Latin and means 'and you too, you brute!' The difference between 'set' and 'sit' is this: When we sit down we expect to get up again hut when we set down we must remain there because we are fast like cement or glue when it sets. The porcupine is a little animal with stickers on every part of its hack except its stomach. u rs Class Room Chatter Mrs. Genunff: Give me an exam le of a collective noun? . by , Glen Elhnger: A vacuum cleaner. 69949 Miss Lippitt: Name three articles that contain starch. Marvel Noyes: Two cuffs and a col Jr. Qt Q Q9 Mr. Clark: What is the difference between electricity and lightning? Lawrence Harstad: We don't have to pay nothing for lightning. 49 C9 49 Miss Bede: Keep the pie in the oven exactly fifteen minutes. Dumb One: I can'tg the clock is twenty minutes slow. 49 Q 49 Mr. Miinar: And from these calculations we get X to equal nothing. Arlene: What! All that work for nothing ? 49 Q 69 is Mrs. Genung: Where are your hands supposed to be when you are giving a speech? Edward Brantlli: On the end of my arms. 49 C9 49 Freshman: Everyone around here thinks that I have a great head. VVhat do you think about it? X Junior: HTo tell the truth. I really don't think there's anything in it. 49 C9 49 Mrs. Genung: Give the synopsis of the story that you read. Arthur S.: I've looked all through this book and it doesn't seem to have a synopsis in it ' soo Miss Warne: VVho said, 'We have come to bury Caesar, not to praise him?' Clifiord Kroulik: The undertaken 49 GD 49 Mr. Connery: Define vacuum. Bright Student: I have it in my head but I can't explain it. 49 C9 69 Miss Weinberger: fin drama elassj 'tThis is the plot: A midnight scene, two burglars creep stealthily up towards the house: as they enter, the clock strikes one and- VVilfred Knutson: Tell me quick-which one ? Q9 C9 49 I Mrs. Genung: What do you think of Macbeth? Don Mc.: I think he's too Swede for anything. Ninety-four X

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N. W. S. A. f Our Comic Strip Tail Spin Tommy. . Dumb Dora .....,. Katzenjammer Kids. Uncle Him ........ Tillie the Toiler. . . Salesman Sam .,.. Dingle Hoofer. . . lVIutt and Jeff ...,.,. Hair Breadth Harry ..... Belinda Blinks ..... Boob McNutt .... Harold Teen .... Toots ...... Casper., Ike and Mike.. . Nloon Mullins. . lfayo ........ Calamity jane. . Betty Coed ..... . ....TomCa1n Flunkee .E. Newhouse and Fillip ......Glen Fisher . . . . .Alpha Bruun . . . .Casey Peterson ..Arnold Strand Edward Brandli and Grove . . . ..... Mervin Hagen . . . , .Hazel Noyes . . . . .Donald Holmes . . . . . .Nils Stenborg . . . . . . . .Olive Heegaard . . . . .Clarence Prenevost . . . . .lngvald and Edna A. . . . . . . , .Martin Moen . . . . .Kenneth Avery . . . .Alta VVeckworth . . . .Dorothy Glass 9 C9 0 Ol How easy it is the night before to get up early the next morning. 49 C9 9 Bjorne Nornes: The only blot on my happiness is that I can't stand on the side walk and see myself go by. . Q? GD 49 Melvin: So your room-mate is sick. I hope it is nothing contagious. Stanley: So do I. The doctor says he is suffering from overworkf' Q0 C9 O JUST IMAGINE How did you come? By aeroplane. How was the road ? A bit cloudy. I Q 7 Q Q I D Q Xl' . . . fkx l Ninety-ihree X

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