Northwest School of Agriculture - Red River Aggie Yearbook (Crookston, MN)

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ifuxu 'th 'X M xnf - , N 6 .N 1 I I ' ' f-.. 1 'F E RED RIYER , .,:7:iTx,i':'iAjfi'?f.iiiiT:f:1:'3t'5ti V - A.. 5 W Y. - ..... -- -YYYYY Y Y ---- L. ....,.r--,-v.,.L1..,---x . ..,, . ,M ,M , , , , ,W rf--Q l Qllaaarnnm Ennera Skat's dedication to Geometry: If to this world there came a flood, 'l'o my Geometry I'd fly, For, if the wlorld were all submerged Geometry would still be dry. Mr. Kiser: Name three things containing starch. Wairdeberg: Two cutfs and a col- lar. I Overheard in Freshmen English class, I opened the window and cast my eye into the yardf, Miss Simley in English class: Why did Brutus fall? Bessie: He was so weak after he was stabbed that -he couldn't stand up any longerf, Miss Lippitt: Can you tell me what three foods are required to keep the body in health? Vivian Cthlinking hardy: Your breakfast, your dinner and your supper. Miss Gerber, Qin Freshmen sew- ing classj: A'VVhere do we put the knot?', Pearl Pearson: At the end of the thread, I suppose. Miss Simley: Describe the ling- lish room. Otto Saugen: It's like a Ford with a crank in frontf' Mr. LaVoi: A'How would you take an inventory of yourself, Mr. Nic- holson? Nicholson: VVell, but how would you figure the depreciation? Mr. Clark: If I talk any more I shall give you another question. Student: mln that case, Mr. Clark will you please keep still. Ostlie: Mr, Pilkey says the Senior class is always the noisest class. Dalos: 0h! he is an honorable man. Page Seventy-eiylzt Mrs. Genung: VVhat is the per- son, number, and gender of the noun man?', Bright Freshman: Man is a com- mon noun, muscular gender. The pupils were demonstrating new words wl1iel1 had been added to their vocabularies. One young Freshmen convulsed his teacher by glibly reciting, Passionate, mean- ing moved-the table is very pas- sionatef' Connor: Have you a pencil to lend me Engman: Nof' Connor: Well, I suppose I will have to use my own. ?n Found in a Senior English Exam. paper, Ceasar ,fell when Brutus stabbed him in the Senate House. Hints to Home Economics: Put the potatoes on the back of the stove and let them drizzle. Cool milk as soon as it has been pulled from the cows. The class was studying nouns, common and proper. Mrs. Genung: VVl1at kind of a noun is Mr. .lohnsonfm Pupil Qwho had lived all his life in the Red River Valleyj A com- mon nounf' ' Mrs. Genung: 'KVVhat kind of a noun is Northwest School? Pupil: i'Improper. Miss Hughbanks, dictating short- hand toi class A. Mouse, louse, mice. licefgot them? , Class: YeS.,' Harry Confer at Basketball prac- tice: 'Ukinit that a h- of a shot ? Mr. LaVoi: How many times have I told you not to say ain't?', Fritz: 'iVVhere are the showers? lflaskerud: I don't know. I have been here only six weeks myself.

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Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb . Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. ii- 1 .Y 2 ' - ., . ' l x -. ,, rv 'PHE RED RWER AGGIE 19 . , av.. u . ..... ,, 17-Hospital Overflowing. 18--B. B. game at Fosston. Seats's eye attracted by pretty ,female figure on sidelines. 19-Big dance. Lots of drinks+lemon punch. 20-Mrs. Genung gets up for breakfast. 21+B. B. players play marbles with the basketball. 22-MDress rehearsal for Applesauce.'l Spears late. 23--Signs of spring. Ramse gets spring fever. 2-LfSpears shows knowledge of his ignorance in music. 25-Basketball boys leave for Morris. 27-Robertson tamer than usual. 28f-Basketball boys return victorious. Morris girls find Hedstrand a heart- breaker. Mar. 1-Senior Class present Applesauee.'l Mar. 24Kenneth so enthusiastic about tl1e success of the play that he decides to go to Hollywood. Mar. 3-Ralph li. back of the old job. Robertson entrance flourishes. Mar. LLA-Mr. LaVoi takes f'radio exercises to limber up for basketball tournament. Mar. 5fStcphenson and Pearl Haugen attend the Basketball tournament. Mar. G-Open House in- Stephens. Boys busy scrubbing floors. Mar. 7f-Junior-Senior Banquet. Frcshies cheated. Mar. 87'l'uesday evening party. Rolf A. and Alma K, play Pussy's in the cornerf, Mar. 9'fMay R. and Gardwin occupy corner in the museum. Mar. 10-Milligan and that certain party caught in the Nluscum. Mar. 11-After chorus practice, Rolf A. sings, 'l'hat's Vl'hy l Love Youf' in Al- ma's presence. Mar. 12-St. Patrick's dance. Mar Robertson Hall faculty entertain. X Mar Rose shows her musical talent. cf. 4 Mar. Last dance. Skats sings '1VVhen I Dream of That J X Last Yvaltz YVith You, to Doris. Mar Flaskcrud and Edna P. go Gas Buggyingf' Mar Senior Day. Faculty party for the Selvigs. Q17 Mar Ruth 'Fhorrsen and D. Clark go moonlighting. Mar. Seniors win field meet. Mar. 20-George spends Sunday evening with Vit-f' Mar. 21-Declamabory contest. Mar. 22-Everybody studying for finals. K Mar. 23-Autograph Day. Aggies arrive! l . Mar. 24--Commencement Day. 'AV Mar 25-School out. Goodbyc, St-niorsl l L J 'P Gigi gl lx ill N ,wx Vi,-,. 41... ..,fEDHlClC Page Sezienly-seven

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