Northwest Christian High School - Crusader Yearbook (Spokane, WA)

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SP lI'ropIn'u Speakmg of full t1me Jobs you'l1 never guess who 1S rLu1n1ng a matrxmonal agency III Spokane It's Camrme Cunnmgham She wrltes I have had pretty good success Wlth my advxce and matchmg ln the last few years I am not at all surprxsed at her success smce she always was good at drawmg thmgs together and maklng them blend She has real fa1th 1n her own advlce You can tell th1s from the S1gTl on her establ1sh ment's door It reads Satlsfactlon guaranteed or your money refunded From a federal court I recelved th1s note Dave Thomas has been work1ng w1th us for twenty flve years and IS as hxgh as he can go a clerk Who was the Judge who wrote th1s? Casey of course' Lanny Hotrum IS a farmer and domg quxte well' In my spare tlme I ra1se hogs Won three blue r1bbons durxng the last year he wr1tes I should have reallzed he had tendencles toward hogs after all h1s pet express1on was hog wash get lonesome up here 1n my penthouse I s1ng such songs as 'Home On The Range' Just to myself I guess she couldn't get the old farm blood out of her I see Frleda Harness f1na1ly became B1ll's boss She had a pretty hard txme domg that 1n the home but she wrltes th1s After a lot of hard work I was appomted Ch1ef of PoI1ce B111 you remember IS only a cop The only mformatxon I could get about LOHD18 Emery was a report from the mterplanetary pol1ce depart ment I-Ie was caught speedmg through the M11ky Way and f1ned 250 space cred1ts ' That IS the last any one has heard of h1m I also heard a few th1ngs from some of the teachers Mr R1chards wrxtes I've been workmg as a welght 11fter for the past years I thmk he perfected th1s art w1th h1S heavy tests Mr Chuck Statton our former coach IS stlll havmg a successful preachmg m1n1stry He 1sn't a cop any longer however It's a pxty now he won't be able to stop mnocent hlgh school boys after basketball games I hope I w11l be seemg you In the near future Smcerely yours Gfmamfr Mr Orrm Johnson Glue Manufacturer PONTEN PRINTING AND BUSINESS FORMS PHOTO OFFSET AND LETTERPRESS PRINTING SPECIAL DISCOUNT TO NON-PROFIT CHRISTIAN ORGANIZATIONS E, 3312 SPRAGUE SPOKANE, WASH, KE 4 4861 27 ' . I I ' I IIIO I . - . . , . . . . I . . . ,, . . . . ' 7 ' S YI ' ' Il . , . . . , . . - . . . ,, . . , . . . , . D . . y ' . ' ,, vv Inez Miller, the well known Serenade artist, has become a big success, However she writes, Whenever I . , . . h ,, . . D ,, . . . ,, . . . . , , . . . . . , , U l . . Y . 0 , , . . . . . . . . . g ' ' . 3

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enlor Propllevv July4 1983 Mr Loren Endsley Prmc1pal Northwest Chr1st1an Schools 1412 West Central Spokane Washmgton Dear Loren After much t1me and effort I am fmally able to g1Ve you the mformatlon you asked for regard1ng the grad uat1on class of 1958 Th1s ass1gnment has been t1me consummg but It has proved exceed1ng1y 1nterest1ng The GHSIBSI and best way for me to tell you about them IS to use quotat1ons from the1r own letters and tele grams From Dlarme Arnold came th1s telegram Am marr1ed have twelve ch11dren stop' V Well she always d1d Ilhlllk that th1ngs were cheaper by the dozen I have had a hard t1me to 3Ch18V6 success but currently I am domg qu1te well mn the fleld of wr1tmg My two most successful books are 'How to Speak French 1n F1ve D1fferent Languages' a.nd 'The Care and Feed1ng of the Teenager' ' wr1tes Kathy Bordwell Dave Buckley's s1ster wr1tes Dave 1S so broken up over h1s latest romance He does get some satlsfact 1on though by go1ng to Lovers' Lane where he tlptoes through the two l1ps Incldentally Dave IS now a psych1atr1st's ass1stant 1n the Navy Norma Jean Ceasar now l1v1ng on the moon has th1s to say I enJoy my work even 1f lt 1S hard I have one consolat1on there are abundant mater1als here for my work no shortages She's age1ng cheese r1ght now Margaret Ells a.nd Karen Peterson are a couple of very sad cases The head matron at New York Mental HOSp1t2.1 wrote me to say 'We had no cho1ce but to comm1t them After all what would you do 1f you met two old women 1n the park one 11ght1ng matches and the other blowmg them out? That was bad enough but when the off1cer asked what they were domg Margaret said 'I'm l1ghtmg God's l1ttle candles and she's blow1ng them out ' It's a shame I thought they had some very prom1s1ng attr1butes Wh1le I am talkmg about the unhappy s1tuat1ons I may as well mentlon the black sheeps of the class of 1958 Off1cer B111 Harness wr1tes Carol Drury al1as Dynam1te Drury a.nd Petty Parr al1as Paras1te Parr have been g1v1ng the P01108 a bad t1me F1nally we trled to arrest them but Dynam1te blew wh1le Paras1te hung St1ll no Slgll of Dynam1te Paul1ne M11ler st1ll has a sense of humor even 1n her present cond1t1on She wr1tes 'I am Wlth the F B I now They caught me f1ve years ago ' Too bad but that's the way th1ngs happen somet1mes I have already ment1oned off1cer B111 Harness I was coached 1nto my present work as a cop he offers The former Ruth Ph1nney wr1tes to say I recently won the P1llsbury Nat1onal Bak1ng Contest my rec1pe Sugar Coated Daddy was made at Dave's request ' There IS one g1rl for whom I feel espec1ally sorry That's the poor old mald MISS Barbara Kennedy She's a nurse and a good one at that but the super1ntendent of St Luke's Hosp1tal wr1tes 'I trled to help her dec1de but she IS st1ll holdmg hands try1ng to fmd the r1ght one to shoot the works on One student seemed to be xrakmg SpeC13.1 progress 1n the fxeld of courtsh1p durmg 1958 but I see It all went for nothmg Kenny Nelson telegramed th1s message Bums 1n my bed t1ckets 1n the park a.nd a broken hearted bachelor my 11fe's story Presently employed on a Cham Gang Oh well he always d1d want a full t1me Job THE E U B 'S NEWMAN LAKE PARK SEATTLE PACIFIC COLLEGE CABINS LODGE FOR GROUP RENTALS PICNICS A CHRISTIAN RESORT AND CONFERENCE GROUND A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN COLLEGE H E ANDERSON, MGR BA e 3515 26 I I Y 1 0 1 A , 1 1 . , . . . . I . . H- . , . . , . ,, . . . . . . . . , n 1 . Y . . . . . 1 ' T . . . - . H . . - 1 - 1 1 1 1 ' . . H . . 1 1 v . . ' . . . 1 0 1 1 1 1 1 . , . Q 1 1 1 1 1 v 1 . . . ,, . . . . . . . - Q . , . . V , . - . . . , Q . . . . H . , . 1 T- 1 ,, v , 1 . , . . . . , . 1 1 0 1 , u L 1 I I , , ' . Q . H . . . . . . , ' . Q Q Q Q u o

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