Northern Oklahoma College - Roundup Yearbook (Tonkawa, OK)

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:sam e-f - Q-'fs' I , '- A' I 9 1 6 I Miss Hammond- What other mineral does India produce. Willamae- Rubber, , Mr. Rippey- Long calls Poe the Ishmael of letters. What does the word Ish- mael mean? Brigham- Why that is one of Mrs. E. D. E, N, Southworths heroes. Mr. Corley- Edna did you have company last night? Edna- Only Julia. I Mr. C.- Well, tell Julia she left her pipe on the piano. I Brigham- What became of the little girl you made love to in the hammock last summer? Freeman- We fell out. What if Wesley went to CSD see the QSJ stars. . Brigham- I believe Mr, Rothenberger loves his students, for whenever he goes to talk to me he always puts his arm around me. Edna Johnson- Yes sir, isn't he great? I noticed he generally does that when he talks to me. A In American Literature, Poe was the man under discussion. The Black Cat was mentioned as a type of one of his stories. ' Woodruff- It makes a fellow want to say why dont the sucker kill that cat? Is Ida -a Manfejy girl. 'Q Rippey- Mr, Allspaugh were you horlfied when you read the Tell Tale Heart. Spike-- Na,I wasn't scared very bad. RiPP9Y- I d0U't Pay any attention to a common chicken, but I likesone that has ,a fine form and wal-ks like a real chicken. Now Mr. Woodruff I don't mean your kind of a chicken. - lVhy is a freshman like a lamp? He isn't very bright, he smokes, and goes out at night. Q Miss Hammond-fin historyj Earl Trekell, what do you know about Roger Sherman? ,ig - E. T.-- I know nothing about Roger Sherman. Miss H.- Why, Earl, I thought you read the Personal of those men? E. T. - I did, but I can't remember about all those men, Miss H.-K'Well Earl, what is that head on your shoulders for? E. T.- To balance my body. The father was inordinately Vain of his daughter's education--especially h e 1' Latin, so when the Professor came to dinner, he, with obvious pride, thrust the young lady's composition book into the learned one's hands. With polite 'interest this gentleman turned to the first page, and, in a finely modulated voice, while the whole company listened, read: . Boyibus kissibus sweet Girliorum, Girlibus likibus wanti someorurn. 198 -

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k -'21 . 'f ' .-.4 J., ... '. ,. 45- A ff vm gl lixn Every time Wilbur Johnson used to go to the show he got a fPaynej pain, but he took a dose of CMJ maple syrup and forgot the QPJ pain, M11 Rippey-fPiCking up a book on his deskb f'Mr. Ricks does this belong Lo you? , Ricks- No. It belongs to me. Bennie R.-'iWe are going to have to watch Parker or he will elope, because he diden't get in till twelve o'clock last night. ier? spoil Victor I.- We will feed him on muskmelonsg so he cant-i-lope. Rippey- Who was more apt to be for Womans Sufrage, the Puritan or Caval- Woodruff- The Cavalier, because thePuritan would be afraid that he would something, and the Cavalier wouldn't care .if he did. 1 Note from Senior note-book. I do not drink because I am provinc'ia1.. Edna J. receives what is called the Topeka News now-days. Mary Miller- Ruth what is a chafing dish? Ruth- It's a frying pan that has got into society. Marie- Agnes is your nose always red? Agnes- Yes, only when I blow it, then its blew fbluejf' From all points it looks as if Pearl B's initials would always be P1 B. Miss Hammond- Mr, Steffen why did Mary Queen of Scots go back to Scot- land? Steffen- Because her mother-in-law was so harsh. M, H.-i'Who was her mother-in-law? Steffen- Her husbands mother. Boarder- Why is this napkin WQWH Landlady- Because there is so much due on your board. Ne1Sie4f'LetS get a good one on Marvin. He's good. I like him. Meda Zody-noh, havent those chickens got pretty foliage. Roswell D.- What is a board of education? Hold Man .-f'When I went to school it was a shingle. Brewer- How old is that lamp? Parks- About three years. Brewer- Turn it down its l300 YOUUE to Smoke- 197

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A seniors thoughts in springtime, na--is v , I . , 5' 1916 ly Ihibual 41-5207 , 4 5- 'gem 'f J' , I ' .I ,., ' U , Haj . ' -Qmfsr'f'iu, .29 ig, 49' . 'fi sz., Gently turn to love, In the Summer, Fall and Winter, For their thoghts see the above, F If a body see a body, Flunking in a quiz, If a body help a body Is it the teacher's biz? Miss Hammond, fHold1ng impolite A Senior Was Heard Saying, I used to think I knew I knew, But now I must confess, The more I know, I know I know, I know I know the less. Lives there a boy with soul so dead Who never himself hath said As on his bed shone morning light I wish the school had burned last night, Mounts by the C0119-TX HThe days may come, and the days may go, Ifm afrad Satan has hold of you. But where they come from I don't know. Mounts, I'm afraid so too. Hopkins, LaVelle, what is space? LaVelle: Why-er, I don't know, but I have it in my head. Waugh: May I get my Geometry book, Mr. Hopkins? letters to letter my figure with. Twas in a restuarant where they met One Rodney-o and Juli-et Now Dodney-0 is deep in debt For' Rodney-owies what Juli-et. Dooms Day Pome Hopkins: What do you want with The boy stood on the burning deck your book? Waugh: I ean't think of enough Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, If English don't kill us, Physics must. All good boys love their sisters, And so good have I grown, That I love other boys sisters, Much better than my own. -Woodruf Stella had a little lampg It was well trained no doubt, 'Cause every time that John came in That little lamp went out. Why is it that when a guy used the hunt sounds like he is playing. Nearer My God To His fleece was white as snow There came a big spider and set down, by heck Now where did the poor bug go? It was cold And her hands were cold, And-swell, wouldn't you, If it wos cold And her hands were cold too? Porch Pome. Once upon a midnight dreary, As I lingered weak and weary, With eye, and blows galore. Quoth the maiden, never more, Presently my soul grew stronger, Hesitating then no longer, But the fact is, I was napping, And so gently you came tapping. and peck system on the typewriter it Thee. 199