Northern Oklahoma College - Roundup Yearbook (Tonkawa, OK)

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k -'21 . 'f ' .-.4 J., ... '. ,. 45- A ff vm gl lixn Every time Wilbur Johnson used to go to the show he got a fPaynej pain, but he took a dose of CMJ maple syrup and forgot the QPJ pain, M11 Rippey-fPiCking up a book on his deskb f'Mr. Ricks does this belong Lo you? , Ricks- No. It belongs to me. Bennie R.-'iWe are going to have to watch Parker or he will elope, because he diden't get in till twelve o'clock last night. ier? spoil Victor I.- We will feed him on muskmelonsg so he cant-i-lope. Rippey- Who was more apt to be for Womans Sufrage, the Puritan or Caval- Woodruff- The Cavalier, because thePuritan would be afraid that he would something, and the Cavalier wouldn't care .if he did. 1 Note from Senior note-book. I do not drink because I am provinc'ia1.. Edna J. receives what is called the Topeka News now-days. Mary Miller- Ruth what is a chafing dish? Ruth- It's a frying pan that has got into society. Marie- Agnes is your nose always red? Agnes- Yes, only when I blow it, then its blew fbluejf' From all points it looks as if Pearl B's initials would always be P1 B. Miss Hammond- Mr, Steffen why did Mary Queen of Scots go back to Scot- land? Steffen- Because her mother-in-law was so harsh. M, H.-i'Who was her mother-in-law? Steffen- Her husbands mother. Boarder- Why is this napkin WQWH Landlady- Because there is so much due on your board. Ne1Sie4f'LetS get a good one on Marvin. He's good. I like him. Meda Zody-noh, havent those chickens got pretty foliage. Roswell D.- What is a board of education? Hold Man .-f'When I went to school it was a shingle. Brewer- How old is that lamp? Parks- About three years. Brewer- Turn it down its l300 YOUUE to Smoke- 197

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Tiealchel' to bright Senior- John, why is it that all men are fools, but not all fools are men? John fworried for a moment, then bursted outj - B .b.b.cause s o m e a re wimmenf' Freeman- Pm going to shave tonight whether they have the picnic or not. Woodruff-treading a bit of poetry about holding handsj Huh, thats a good one, I'm going to practice' that. Dorothy- Oh, but the weather is getting warm now. Dr. Murdaugh- I want you to use this bookfrefering to Practicum note bookj continually as a reference book. Lancy A. - It's my Bible. Miss K.- Lynn, straighten up and walk like your papa. Lynn- Oh, I can't poke myself out like papa does. We wonder what Ruby Fern did to get QW? white. Mr. Rippey- Miss Downey how do you know that Chaucer dictated to 3 steno- grapher? Miss D.-'ilust look at the spelling. MY- Hayman-U30 Kate Johnson, who trying to demonstrate a proposition in geometryj :Go ahead Miss Johnson and quit beating around the KBD bush. Class-Ha! Ha! Could the students, who are taking penmanship from Mr. Hausam be referred to as parcel post students? ' Hopkins-fTo College Algebra Class? The back of this textbook and the object of this course 'is to see that it doesn't get any greener. Will the revenue officers get Irene if she don't quit Moonshining? Hopkins- To what class of levers do the sugar tongs belong.? Parker- Don't know what they 'look like. Hoppy- Diden't you ever buy your girl a box of candy that had a pair of tongs in it? . Parker- Never did have a girl. Hoppy- Well you sure have missed half .of your life. Miss Hammond- Perry what is the height of your ambition? Perry- Oh, she comes about to my ShOulderS. Mr. Rippey- Miss Cox where is Paradise? D. C.- My uncle said that he found Paradise when he married his fourth wife. 196

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:sam e-f - Q-'fs' I , '- A' I 9 1 6 I Miss Hammond- What other mineral does India produce. Willamae- Rubber, , Mr. Rippey- Long calls Poe the Ishmael of letters. What does the word Ish- mael mean? Brigham- Why that is one of Mrs. E. D. E, N, Southworths heroes. Mr. Corley- Edna did you have company last night? Edna- Only Julia. I Mr. C.- Well, tell Julia she left her pipe on the piano. I Brigham- What became of the little girl you made love to in the hammock last summer? Freeman- We fell out. What if Wesley went to CSD see the QSJ stars. . Brigham- I believe Mr, Rothenberger loves his students, for whenever he goes to talk to me he always puts his arm around me. Edna Johnson- Yes sir, isn't he great? I noticed he generally does that when he talks to me. A In American Literature, Poe was the man under discussion. The Black Cat was mentioned as a type of one of his stories. ' Woodruff- It makes a fellow want to say why dont the sucker kill that cat? Is Ida -a Manfejy girl. 'Q Rippey- Mr, Allspaugh were you horlfied when you read the Tell Tale Heart. Spike-- Na,I wasn't scared very bad. RiPP9Y- I d0U't Pay any attention to a common chicken, but I likesone that has ,a fine form and wal-ks like a real chicken. Now Mr. Woodruff I don't mean your kind of a chicken. - lVhy is a freshman like a lamp? He isn't very bright, he smokes, and goes out at night. Q Miss Hammond-fin historyj Earl Trekell, what do you know about Roger Sherman? ,ig - E. T.-- I know nothing about Roger Sherman. Miss H.- Why, Earl, I thought you read the Personal of those men? E. T. - I did, but I can't remember about all those men, Miss H.-K'Well Earl, what is that head on your shoulders for? E. T.- To balance my body. The father was inordinately Vain of his daughter's education--especially h e 1' Latin, so when the Professor came to dinner, he, with obvious pride, thrust the young lady's composition book into the learned one's hands. With polite 'interest this gentleman turned to the first page, and, in a finely modulated voice, while the whole company listened, read: . Boyibus kissibus sweet Girliorum, Girlibus likibus wanti someorurn. 198 -