Northern Oklahoma College - Roundup Yearbook (Tonkawa, OK)

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Tiealchel' to bright Senior- John, why is it that all men are fools, but not all fools are men? John fworried for a moment, then bursted outj - B .b.b.cause s o m e a re wimmenf' Freeman- Pm going to shave tonight whether they have the picnic or not. Woodruff-treading a bit of poetry about holding handsj Huh, thats a good one, I'm going to practice' that. Dorothy- Oh, but the weather is getting warm now. Dr. Murdaugh- I want you to use this bookfrefering to Practicum note bookj continually as a reference book. Lancy A. - It's my Bible. Miss K.- Lynn, straighten up and walk like your papa. Lynn- Oh, I can't poke myself out like papa does. We wonder what Ruby Fern did to get QW? white. Mr. Rippey- Miss Downey how do you know that Chaucer dictated to 3 steno- grapher? Miss D.-'ilust look at the spelling. MY- Hayman-U30 Kate Johnson, who trying to demonstrate a proposition in geometryj :Go ahead Miss Johnson and quit beating around the KBD bush. Class-Ha! Ha! Could the students, who are taking penmanship from Mr. Hausam be referred to as parcel post students? ' Hopkins-fTo College Algebra Class? The back of this textbook and the object of this course 'is to see that it doesn't get any greener. Will the revenue officers get Irene if she don't quit Moonshining? Hopkins- To what class of levers do the sugar tongs belong.? Parker- Don't know what they 'look like. Hoppy- Diden't you ever buy your girl a box of candy that had a pair of tongs in it? . Parker- Never did have a girl. Hoppy- Well you sure have missed half .of your life. Miss Hammond- Perry what is the height of your ambition? Perry- Oh, she comes about to my ShOulderS. Mr. Rippey- Miss Cox where is Paradise? D. C.- My uncle said that he found Paradise when he married his fourth wife. 196

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., . ., ...HE . . Simi: M, E-fist f - . : .fl Q get Jokes and Poetry Geometry Proposition- , Let X-Young man. Y--Young lady. Z-- Chaperon, To prove X X Y X -Misery. X X -Z -Bliss. ' Pig Proposition Given--1 pig, To prove--1 pig Proof--1 pig has has three tails. one tail. No pig has two tails. 1 pig has 1 more tail than no pig. Therefore 1 pig has three tails. Physics Problem- . . How long will it take Q. E. D. four red headed flies, wearing black glasses, to travel six times around the sugar bowl if the pressure is 74.09 cm. and it is 2 o'clock A. M Beulah T.-Writing on ether. Ether is a jelly like substance, that fills all space. Mr. Rippey-Miss Nelsie what are you laughing at? 2+ Nelsie-Dorothy has her poetry scanned antiseptic tetrameterf' From the night I hear callin' Tis a voice so soft and small, Like the tinklin' water fallin', Just a little smothered call: ' And my heart yearns just t0 HHSW913 For it has' a subtle charm, 'Tis the callin' of the Farm. In the morn with birds a singiny, Till it seems they'd Split 'Shelf th1'0atS1 I can hear a sound a 1'i1'1giH' Like the squealin' of the shoats: I can see- thedewdrops glisten, And it surely can't do harm If I pause a while to listen To the callin' of the Farm. When the sun is high at noonday, Comes an echo through the trees, 'Cross furrowted land and meadow hay It is wafted on the breeze. While I study at my lessons Comes the call with its charm And it bids me stop and listen To the callin' of the Farm. With the evenin' shadows fallin' And the night birds everywhere, I can hear that same old callin' In a voice so sweet and clear, Though I've work that here may need me I cannot withstand the charm, I must answer-do not blame me- 'Tis the callin of the Farm. Ruth Muskrat, '17 195

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k -'21 . 'f ' .-.4 J., ... '. ,. 45- A ff vm gl lixn Every time Wilbur Johnson used to go to the show he got a fPaynej pain, but he took a dose of CMJ maple syrup and forgot the QPJ pain, M11 Rippey-fPiCking up a book on his deskb f'Mr. Ricks does this belong Lo you? , Ricks- No. It belongs to me. Bennie R.-'iWe are going to have to watch Parker or he will elope, because he diden't get in till twelve o'clock last night. ier? spoil Victor I.- We will feed him on muskmelonsg so he cant-i-lope. Rippey- Who was more apt to be for Womans Sufrage, the Puritan or Caval- Woodruff- The Cavalier, because thePuritan would be afraid that he would something, and the Cavalier wouldn't care .if he did. 1 Note from Senior note-book. I do not drink because I am provinc'ia1.. Edna J. receives what is called the Topeka News now-days. Mary Miller- Ruth what is a chafing dish? Ruth- It's a frying pan that has got into society. Marie- Agnes is your nose always red? Agnes- Yes, only when I blow it, then its blew fbluejf' From all points it looks as if Pearl B's initials would always be P1 B. Miss Hammond- Mr, Steffen why did Mary Queen of Scots go back to Scot- land? Steffen- Because her mother-in-law was so harsh. M, H.-i'Who was her mother-in-law? Steffen- Her husbands mother. Boarder- Why is this napkin WQWH Landlady- Because there is so much due on your board. Ne1Sie4f'LetS get a good one on Marvin. He's good. I like him. Meda Zody-noh, havent those chickens got pretty foliage. Roswell D.- What is a board of education? Hold Man .-f'When I went to school it was a shingle. Brewer- How old is that lamp? Parks- About three years. Brewer- Turn it down its l300 YOUUE to Smoke- 197