Northern Michigan University - Kawbawgam Yearbook (Marquette, MI)

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1 ,a A -gf' ln case ol' an auto wreck, shoulcl the man prececle thc woman through the winclshielrl? Doug. Mc. tto his clarl, at football gamel: Now you'll see the most ex- citement you ever saw for a dollar. ciou Page Darl: l clon't know, son: that's what my marriage license cost me. l.ane: My family is of first degree: most of them cliecl of throat trouble. liarlc: Yeah, hangecl perhaps. Dot: She's just a confcctioner's claug'hter.' Angie: Yes, hut she knows her suckers. Olson: Shc's nuts. lluck: XVhat clo you mean 'nuts'? 'l'hat's my sister. Olson tquicklyl: Nut so hail, nut so bad. llowie: l haven't paicl a cent on repairs for that car for three years. Ruth: 'l'hen why clo you want to sell it ? Howie: Because the garage man is hringing' suit. Miss Schacke: You missecl my class yesterclay, clifln't you. Mr. Finch? llucl: Not in the least, not in the least. DeL'ook: l low come you're all ban,Q'erl up Seeger: l was talking when l shoulcl have been listenin'. Some girls soak their gum in gasoline to get more mileage out of it. Mr. Chase: XYhat's the most important rlate in l listory? Duke: l.908f' Mr. Chase: How come ? Duke: l was horn then. Mandy: 'l'hat's some hot coupe you got, Rastusf' Rastus: Sho am: tomorrer l'se gwine flown anrl get me a couple of licen- s plates. tJ'lllcnes: l,ookit them poor elephants: pitiful isn't it? Kanney: Yah - prohahly he elephants all their lives, too, Marian: 'ilt looks like rain. Ora Mae: What looks like rain P Marian: lVater. One Hundred Seventy

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ff 'I'on1 tforgzln szlys that Clg'2ll'CllC Iigliitt-1's will go out, l3L'C2lllSC you ez1n't pick your teeth with 'en1, like you can with nmtehes. Ilalcly: I hzul il mustache like yours onee. :intl when I rezllizerl how it mzule me look I Cut it off. lien: Well, I hzul at faee like yours onee, :intl when I rezilizecl I eoulcln't ent it off I gi'-.rn' this mnstzielief' lien: IIz1ve you hearrl the new Iforfl song? Ilopei No, what is il? lien: It isn't out yet. Ifirst Cut: KIeow. No zniswey. I i1'st Cut lzigain :incl :I trille petulantj : I'XIeow. Still silence. Ifirst Cat lnon' ont of patieneel 1 Meow Seeoncl Cat: fhorecl hy conversulionj 1 Mc-ow. joe R.: She :1in't my hest girl. .lust necks hestf' .-Xl 'Irezulo got his hig' feet from his environinent. Ile was rziisecl in the foothills. Ilucl: I'in ehoking'I .I larry: Czin't I help you ? linstafson's will now play the l'iXll'2lCl from Klztltf' IiX'I',IQ.X I School Inspector to 'I'CZlL'l'ICl'Z Do you tezleh ohservzltion Yes, Well, I'll take the elziss. lfliiltlren, shut your eyes :intl listen the makes 21 whistling noisel. Now. ehilclren. what clicl I 1 Chorus: Yon kisserl teziclieix' lo 5 Klr. I.zlutnei': What is frzietionzil response Ilowlettz ll'hen you kiss :tgirl :Incl she rloesn'l eo-operate. Mr. Chaise: What clicl l'z1nI Revere sziy at the encl of his fznnons rifle? lllooinquist fin rleep thoughtfl : Wl1o:1I -Qrixa ,,,,..., ,.., Page One Hundred Seventy-two U