Northern Michigan University - Kawbawgam Yearbook (Marquette, MI)

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I Ir., ' f We would like to know if' the..photographer for the Art magazines gets a salary, too. Pat: 'lDid you like the game P Other Pat: Yeah, but weren't some of the women's hats terrible P Dizz: VVhat time is it P Rizz: I forget. Visitor: .l-.low come this .town is called Cowan P Native: Well, it used to he called Cow and Calf. but the calf died. VVhitaker: ln one ,Italian city the people go swimming without anything on. Stewd: ls that Nice P Alf. H. is real considerate. He gave up cigarettes to save his friends money. A monologue is a conversation with a girl. Anxious Father: Is it a her or a him P Nurse: It's a them. The height of absent-inindedness: The professor who drives to school. gets out of his car, and turns around to thank the driver for a ride and then wonders where he has gone. lESalcly's Pa: Don't let me hear any bad reports about you. Baldy: VII try not to, but you know how those things will leak out. joe: Hey, girls: what are you mad at P Girls: At intervals. Howard B.: Busy P jean P.: No: you busy I-I. B.: Nope j. P.: W'ell, let's go to class then. jimmy H. is a triple threat man with the profs. l-le can kick. pass. and run. :Xt the fraternity house the boys are either all out or all in. Und: Have you got a cigarette P Mud: Yeah, lots of them,,thanks. v Miss Gray: Do you raise chickens, Sam? Sam: No, ma'mg I jest lif's 'emf' Page One Hundred Sixty-eight

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1 ,a A -gf' ln case ol' an auto wreck, shoulcl the man prececle thc woman through the winclshielrl? Doug. Mc. tto his clarl, at football gamel: Now you'll see the most ex- citement you ever saw for a dollar. ciou Page Darl: l clon't know, son: that's what my marriage license cost me. l.ane: My family is of first degree: most of them cliecl of throat trouble. liarlc: Yeah, hangecl perhaps. Dot: She's just a confcctioner's claug'hter.' Angie: Yes, hut she knows her suckers. Olson: Shc's nuts. lluck: XVhat clo you mean 'nuts'? 'l'hat's my sister. Olson tquicklyl: Nut so hail, nut so bad. llowie: l haven't paicl a cent on repairs for that car for three years. Ruth: 'l'hen why clo you want to sell it ? Howie: Because the garage man is hringing' suit. Miss Schacke: You missecl my class yesterclay, clifln't you. Mr. Finch? llucl: Not in the least, not in the least. DeL'ook: l low come you're all ban,Q'erl up Seeger: l was talking when l shoulcl have been listenin'. Some girls soak their gum in gasoline to get more mileage out of it. Mr. Chase: XYhat's the most important rlate in l listory? Duke: l.908f' Mr. Chase: How come ? Duke: l was horn then. Mandy: 'l'hat's some hot coupe you got, Rastusf' Rastus: Sho am: tomorrer l'se gwine flown anrl get me a couple of licen- s plates. tJ'lllcnes: l,ookit them poor elephants: pitiful isn't it? Kanney: Yah - prohahly he elephants all their lives, too, Marian: 'ilt looks like rain. Ora Mae: What looks like rain P Marian: lVater. One Hundred Seventy