Northern Heights High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Allen, KS)

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awesomeness although she has more than anyone could ever use in a lifetime and I also leave her myself. I, Jenny Kayser, being of average mind and body do hereby bequeath the following: To Melinda Elbe, my big backyard because she needs it worse than I do: to Melissa Johnson. I will my height for college, she needs all that she can get. and to Tricia Gundy. I will my friendship, it's been put to the test and passed! And lastly, to Scott White. I will my ability to put forth at least enough effort to pass a class for two semesters. I. Stephanie Lindsay, being of defective body and over-exercised mind, will to the following. To Lori Burnett, my ability to march in step without someone saying it and to Marsha and Nancy Williams. Kat Moore, Jay Goldsmith. Jennifer Haden. and Anna Roberts. I leave my everlasting love and friendship. I, LaDonna Magathan. being of not so perfect body and unsound mind will the following: To Misty Heathman the ability to stay awake during classes and be clueless all the time, to Staci and Misty I leave my friendship because they are the only ones who deserve it. To Stephanie Lindsay, my partying ability so she will know how to party RIGHT, and the rest I take with me because no one deserves it. But anybody who wants my car can have it. I. Matt Mercer, being of confused, abused and disoriented mind and overly indulged body leave to: Scott White some of my fat, he needs all he can get; to Tonja White and Melanie Biggs I leave matching clothes so they will always look alike and a sound-proof tent so they can't hear everything that is said on trips to the great outdoors, and to Rick Hamlin I leave a phone book so he can call people in Allen if the urge ever hits him again I. John Milner, being of strange body and no brain, will to the following: To my brother Scott my car so he will have one. To Mike Zumbrum my stereo system since he likes it so much. The rest I keep because I need it for the future. I. Buster Minor, being of crazy mind will the following: To Leonard Crane a Chevy Truck and the rest I'm taking with me because no one else deserves it. I. Shonna Michelle Minor, being of confused mind and deprived body do hereby will the following to: Holly Renee Hizar. I leave the ability to know exactly what you want out of life before it's gone, and the best of luck with Scott M. To Jennifer Haden. I leave a case of unsweetened applesauce to do with as she wishes. To Michelle Lang. I leave great memories of some pretty wonderful weekends. I. Jim Moore, being of addel mind and abstractly formed body do bequeath the following things to these people: To Rich Chaney. I leave my jocular nature. To my little sister, I leave the names Rambo and Shiney because she does adore them so. To Richard Wells. I leave the ability to keep crude comments to myself until I get some size to me. I. Mark Moser, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following: To Troy (Mick) I leave a smaller set of lips; and to Stewart I leave my ability to relate to women. I. Eric Todd Parks, being of bruised body and blasted mind leave the following: To Tom Reust, I leave the ability to take off his shirt while running and not trip. To Brad Marcotte I leave my ability to get out of working the chain gang at grade school games. To all of my friends in the senior class I leave all the friendship and luck I can give. I. Marty Rice, being of quiescent mind and Kafkaesque body do bequeath the following: To Eric Parks I leave the ability to choose a bad night for camping, to Matt Mercer I leave a soggy, trampled T-shirt that just won't dry out. and to Mr. Mollach I leave the Rules and Regulations supplement to Trivial Pursuit. I, Christine Ann Roberts, being of sound mind and innocent body will to the following: To my sister Anna the ability to talk to guys without getting so tongue tied. To Shonna Minor the ability to always keep a smile on my face, and to Mrs. Anderson. Melissa Johnson. Julie Sattler, Kimberly Duncan, and Shonna Minor my friendship that will last forever I. Julie Lynn Sattler. being of deranged mind and more than abused body, do bequeath the following: To Nathan Grother. I leave my ability to drink purple punch through a straw without falling down, and last of all I leave my Too Cool for School attitude to Mr. Mollach, because life is more fun if you can cause trouble without getting caught doing it!!!! I. Jeff Schroeder, being of little or no mind and unruly body bequeath the following: To John Wilmore I leave enough gas money to go to Omaha so he can have a reunion with his long lost girlfriend, and to Mrs. Jackson, Orpha. I leave myself and Dustin Heiman. though she may have tried to hide it, we always knew that she had a crush on us. I. Kevin Shearer, being of fried mind and stretched body will the following: My Mustang to Jeff Emley so he can own his own car. To Ted Willard all my pencils so he doesn't have to steal any more of mine. To Nathan Grother and Stewart Anderson my ability to go to Kansas City and not pass out. I. Don Shope. being of sound mind and under-used body will the following: To Leonard Crane my Chevy 4x4 so he won't have to own a Ford any more. To Mr. Powell my ability to ignore stupidity. I. Doug Steele, of strong mind and body will the following: To Dwayne Reust the courage to race Mike Zumbrum and to Harley Davidson a V8 motor for his Triump and to Staci Heathman, the ability to stick to one guy. I. Michelle Sweet, being of sound mind and body will the following: To Brenda Apps I leave my everlasting friendship. To my brother Paul I leave my government notes and to Rob Mundy I leave my love forever I. Mark Walford. being of crazed mind and body leave the following: To Jeff Schroeder I leave my Ghost White Olds so he'll have proper transportation to his D.T meets. And to Greg Sloberin Bob French, I leave my Tesla tape so he can Get Better whenever he needs to. I. Kelli Weber, being of crazy mind and sensuous body will the following: To Demia Loucks the ability to find a boyfriend, to Erica Schubert my crazy sense of humor, and to my boyfriend David the ability to let my feelings show and not bottle them up. I. Shannon Williams, being of strange mind, do hereby bequeath the following: To Marla Jackson my ability not to complain about homework, to Demia Loucks my ability in math, and to all first-year band members my ability to march eight to five so Mr. Robins won't reprimand them anymore. I. John Wilmore. being of extraordinary mind and body will the following: To Jerry Boyce I leave a 200 six-cylinder engine to replace his 289. to Chad Uhler I leave my size and strength to keep him from getting killed in football, and to Jenny Wyda I leave my Nebraska Cornhusker jersey, she'll need it when she comes to her senses about K.U. football. I. Mike FATTY Zumbrum. being of hard mind and chubby body will the following: To Scott White my nickname Fatty so he can be the fattest kid in the Lyon County League. To Jason Jenkins a keg of beer, a tapper, and my bellybutton so he can have two, and to Lori Jo my everlasting love and friendship. 7

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I. Stewart Anderson, being of frazzled mind and teacher-abused body leave the following: To Tonja White, the fond memories of Marty Rice; to Joe Pond a pair of flip-up shades so he can really be cool; and to Joe Anderson the ability to go to a party without getting beat up and hauled away by the cops. I. Shawn Barger, being of no mind and destroyed body bequeath the following: To Rick Hamlin I leave my ability to realize when my girlfriend is dating other guys. To Mr. Kuhn. Chilton's Basic HOW TO CHANGE A SPARK PLUG. I. Kristi Renae Bishop, being of depraved mind and deprived body do will to the following: To Lora Tucker, my ability to drive down the road under 100 miles an hour. To Carrie Ann Schiesser I leave my ability to be friends with Gretchen Mounkes and understand her. To Bill Rice I leave myself. I. Ron Brunkow. being of scorched brain and singed body, will to the following: To Lacie Birk I leave myself, to Mike Zumbrum all the fat I have, and to Jason Jenkins my windshield washer fluid and the ability to use my brain. I. Lori Jo CHEEZ Cathcart. being aH tan. all bod. and all-knowing mind, hereby will the following: To the Mattress Police a .69 cheeseburger, to Di a can of bean dip. to the 1987-88 cheerleaders my everlasting spirit, and to Zum I leave myself which includes my love and friendship forever. I. Audrey Countryman, being of sound mind, will my quietness to T. Stinson, my artistic ability to Mrs. Anderson, and my thinking ability to Mr. Pierce. I. Howard A. Crabtree, being of absent mind and so-so body, do leave to the following: To Jerry Boyce, the ability to own a decent automobile instead of a FORD, to Kevin Marsh and Craig Browning the ability to skip school and not get caught, and to Staci Heathman all the fond memories of Doug Steele. Mr. G. M. Doug wrench! I. Becky A. Crippen. being of abused mind and body will to the following: To Shirley Jo. who wrecks like me, my motorcycle, to Buffy. all my unfinished work from Mr. Powell's class, and finally to Mr. Powell. I leave my government and history books, hoping to never see them again. I. Harley Davidson, being of wild mind and body, will to the following: To Dwayne Reust, the courage to race someone and admit that his car isn't bad! And to Joe Pond, I leave my flip-up shades. I. Laurie Davidson, being of slow mind and body, leave to Scott White, my sense of responsibility so that he will be eligible for all of the football games next year, and to Tricia Gundy I leave the Tomato ... rest assured that she will never drive it. I. Lady Di Denison, being of Kansas State-oriented mind and purple and white covered body, bequeath to the following: To Lori Jo Cathcart. I leave my favorite K-State cup that was well used during decorating for prom our junior year and a can of bean dip; to Jerry Boyce. I leave my ability to never make it to school on time; last but not least I leave to Jeff Houck a surfboard and some fish food because I know that someday he will again be in need of them. I, Kjersti Dosen. being of foreign mind and exhausted body leave to Kevin Marsh my love and ability to be good! To Joey Ellis all the Norwegian guys so that she can corrupt them and to everyone at NHHS my address so that they can visit me in Norway. I, Jeff Emley. being of no mind and beer beaten body, will to the following: Ted Willard, his own bottle of Stetson cologne so he won't drink all of Dwayne's, and to Ginny my ability to barely pass Mr. Powell's class. I, Ginger Gatewood, being of pea-sized mind and very depraved body, do hereby bequeath the following: To Jenni Myers I leave a package of Oscar Meyer Weiners since she seems to like them so much, to Becky Grother I leave my ability to get into a body of water without becoming physically injured, and to Melissa Johnson I leave my ability to make sure my clothes are in my house and not my truck before I take a shower. I. Tricia Gundy, being of small unalcoholic body and perverted mind, will the following: To Melinda Elbe and Diane Soetebier, I leave my height, they really need it; to Tracey Stinston, I leave my air-head blonde reputation, and to Rick Hamlin. I leave the ability not to get jealous over KOOL people! I. Jennifer Haden. being of sound mind and body do hereby bequeath the following: To Shonna Minor a life-time supply of frozen hashbrowns. to Kat Moore, the dent in my truck hood since she put it there, to Joey Ellis, the ability not to always talk about a certain male's posterior, and to Tina Newton my insulated coffee cup so she doesn't have to ask to drink out of it. I. Misty Heathman. being of partying mind and body, will the following: To my cousin and best friend Staci Heathman. the ability to find a light and a case of bubble bath, to LaDonna Magathan the ability to fall asleep in shorthand even when Mrs. Ray is in a grouchy mood, and to all my friends my everlasting friendship. I. Staci Heathman. being of outrageous mind and slightly abused body, leave the following: To Marc Nuesson myself, and to LaDonna I leave my ability to find a light, and to Misty Clueless, Julie Boobie, and Lori Nee-Nee my friendship. I. Lori Hilton, being of used, abused and confused body and mind, will the following: To Lori B. (Janet). I leave my sense of humor and all the extra pickles she needs; to Kyndall Torrance. I leave my obnoxious ability to keep basketball stats, and to Nathan Grother. I leave my ability to not spill my drink while talking. I. Jeff Houck, being of slightly crazed mind and slightly tremendous body, leave these things to these people: To Jerry the Boyce. I leave the Wonder Camaro. so he can own a real car; to Mike Zumbrum, I leave a bust of the porcelain god to use at all of his future New Year's Eve parties; and finally to Mr. Watford. I leave the ability not to do the breast stroke in a ditch on a 'possum hunt. I. Robert L. Hutchcroft. being of no mind, leave the following: To the teachers, the ability to give students their own space, (no names needed), and to my dear deformed cousin the ability to give one teacher trouble the rest of his years. I. Jason Jenkins, being of abused body and no mind do hereby bequeath the following to Jim Moore and Jeff Schroeder the ability to have a meeting at 2:25 every day or something akin to that particular moment, to Ron Brunkow the ability to stay awake at future parties, and finally to all of the underclassmen who are hopefully going to strive to keep the D.T. alive, all the empty kegs that I have purchased in my high school career Jacque Johnson, being of creechin mind and under-used body, do will the following: To Melissa Johnson, I whl the ability to park in designated beach areas, and to Laurie Davidson. I will my ability to be in the Daily Report. I. Melissa Johnson, being of diluted mind and athletic body will these things to the following people: To Melinda Elbe I leave my reserved spot in the locker room so she can have a place for all her junk. To Kyndall Torrance I leave all my good times so she can have plenty of them. To Janell Newton I leave my ability to eat four different kinds of food in less than a minute. To Lori Burnett I leave all my clothes so she never has to wear the same outfit twice. I, Alan Kaniper. being of athletic body and perverted mind hereby leave the following: I leave my Koolness with a K to Rick Hamlin. To Mike Fatty Zumbrum I leave my bike tire so he will have just a little more. And last but not least, to Melinda I leave my 6

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8 Mark Matthew Moser Patricia Kay Gundy John Todd Wilmore