Northern Heights High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Allen, KS)

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I, Chuck Magathan, being of sound mind and hand- some body will the ability to drive and own a decent car to my sister LaDonna; myself to and the abili- ty to not get my car taken away by the police to John Pearson. I, Sean McDonald, leave my 1973 Dart to Melanie Biggs; my ability to pole vault to Don Shope and to Dustin Heiman, I leave my grades; to Laurie Davidson I leave my ability to play football; and to Todd Pierce my ability to crack heads on the gridiron. I, Clint Myers, being of sound mind and bull riding body bequeath the following: to Steve Coe I leave my ability not to pass out in the bathroom of a Quik Trip; the rest I am taking with me because no one deserves it. I, Steve Newton, being of sound mind and body will the following to; my little sister Tina my ability to flunk Mrs. Noller's class; to Mark Robinson my abili- ty not to run my truck into someone's corn field while trying to hot rod; I will my ability to play cards to anyone who wants to take English IV. I, Christy O'Brien, being of cool body and crazy mind will the following: to Tracey Stinson I will my nice name Barbie; to Tricia Gundy my dumb blonde reputation; I also will my ability to miss Mondays to whomever wants it. I, John Pearson, being of abused mind and pursued body, leave my ability to not let girls drive my car to Charles Magathan; to Robert Hutchcroft the ability to not get a ticket when he gets pulled over; last but not least, 1 will my can of Copenhagen to the person who is always out whenever I see him, Tim Goodpasture. I, Christy Reust, being of slightly bizarre and insane mind leave the following; to all of my friends, I leave fond and always loving (I hope) memories; to Jennifer Haden my ability to pass Mrs. Anderson's and Mr. Powell's classes; to my “sis Anna Roberts 1 leave my self-confidence; to Staci Heathman my ability not to get grounded. I, Mark Robinson, being of indefinable mind and string bean body bequeath to the following: to Steve Newton, my pickup because he is always in it more than I am; to Eric Parks a fish dip net so he can try to catch a raccoon; to all of the guys on the vo-tech bus to keep the phrase Farmer alive forever. I, Jackie Shope, being the sweet innocent person I am, will to the following: to Erica Schubert my ability to not throw broccoli in the lunch room; to Penny Lauer my ability not to whine all the time, and to Janice Stukey my ability to catch sun rays and not moon rays. 1, Lori Snider, being of open mind and strangely clothed body will the following: to Jennifer Haden my blonde hair so she can't complain about it any more; to Joey Ellis my age so she can be in the senior class (she knows why); to Stephanie Lindsay my self-control; and to Naomi Wonder Woman Clock my everlast- ing friendship. I, Janice Stukey, being of sound mind and innocent body will the following: to my buddy Rae Lynn Crane I will the ability to swim in a lake without wearing sweats and shoes; to Gretchen Mounkes the ability not to attract attention to myself by wearing my name tag in the wrong place; to Kristi Bishop the ability to loosen up and not take Rae Lynn Crane so seriously; to Sean Lance Stuck I will myself. I, Steve Tucker, being of battered body and logical mind leave the following: to Mark Walford the ability to trip and not fall; to Ron Brunkow good tidings; to Mike Zumbrum my ability not to whine; to Stephanie Uhler I leave myself, my car, and my ability to get along with you. I, Michelle Wheat, being of over-exercised mind and under-exercised body will to the following: to Marcia Jones the ability to keep having those great ideals ; to Melissa Johnson I will my hair and my looks; to Mi- chelle Wyda my ever-lasting friendship; to Eric Woo- derson my heart, my soul and all my love forever. I, Brian White, being of sound mind and body will to the following: to my skinny brother Scott all of my weight so he can keep ahead of Zumbrum; to Lori Hilton I leave myself; to Greg Karr, Nathan Grother, and Jerry Boyce an invitatin to go on a turkey hunt sometime since theirs got canceled; to Mark Walford a fifty-foot marble statue of the legendary Randy Heins. I, Marsha Williams, being of somewhat erratic mind do bequeath to the following: to Jennifer Haden my ability to pass Mr. Powell's tests; to Stephanie Lindsay I leave my ability to know when and where not to say something stupid and to my little sis my responsi- bilty so that maybe mom and dad will trust her with the car. I, Eric Wooderson, being of ornery body and abused mind will to the following: to Rick Hamlin the ability to pick a winning team like the Raiders; to everybody left over, I leave the ability to be a pain to all the faculty, especially Mr. Massey for every day of the school year. I, Michelle Wyda, being of fried mind and alcoho- lized body hereby will to the following: to Kim Olson I leave the memory of the summer of '85 and all of the fun we had together; to Michelle Wheat the ability to go to the movies, actually see the entire movie and not have to be helped out of the theater; last but not least to Greg French, I leave my mind, soul, myself and all of my love. 13

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Senior Wills I, Brigitta Andersson, of alien mind and body will to Mr. Powell my ability to not know anything in Ameri- can History and Government; and to Lyon County's hung up people, my liberal views on life. 1, Don Aye, being of sound body and slow mind do hereby bequeath the following: to Brad Marcotte and Tom Reust 1 leave the ability to medal in cross country with only one shoe on; to Nancy Williams I leave my much coveted brain and quiz bowl ability; to Scott White 1 leave a bushel of Turkey Red Wheat and finally to Leita French I will a subscription to Shoot- ing Magazine. 1, Brian Bailey, being of sound mind and body will to the following: to all ex-chemistry students (like Tif- fany Eastman), the ability to determine which is the top end of a thermometer; and to Dustin Heiman, my ability to stand proud as people walk down the hall and say, Just Pass Baby. 1, Doug Blankley, being of partying mind and mis- shapen body will the following: to John Wilmore, I will the ability to have a 6 cylinder, but still not the slowest car at school; to Mark Moser, 1 will the ability to party all night long and still be able to weed eat the yard in the morning. 1, Naomi Clock, being of inquisitive mind and strange personality, do will the following: to Joey Ellis my ability to ride the bus every day without getting into a fight; to my sisters Tammy and Onalee, 1 will all of the interesting pictures I have in my locker; and to Rick Hamlin I will my ability to not fill an entire notebook with pornographic cartoons. 1, Steve Coe, being of sound mind and bareback riding body bequeath the following: to Clint Myers my ability to not get drunk and try to pick up fat women; the rest I am taking with me because nobody deserves it. I, Rae Lynn Crane, being of perverted mind and voluptuous body will the following: to my buddy Ja- nice Stukey I will my ability to eat Kentucky Fried Chicken; to Kristi Bishop 1 will my ability to take a little joke; to my feeble-minded brother I will my ability to use my brain for something more than a toy; to Lee H. Lowder I will my ability to run on ice and myself. 1, Mark DeWeese, being of sound mind and body will the following: to Jeff Schroeder my pickup battery so his car will start; to Jason Jenkins, the ability to take a shop class without getting kicked out; and to Clint Myers the ability to park without pulling into a steep ditch. 1, Tiffany Eastman, being of slender body and mind do hereby will the following: to Lori Jo and Mel I will my great cheerleading abilities; to my brother Troy I will all of my money so he will have some; to the Junior class I will my crazy ability to party; and to the 1987 volleyball team I will the ability to have a season with no injuries. I, Dan Eckelberry, being of broken body and de- mented mind, will my overused crutches to Dustin Heiman in case he ever needs them; my hair to Mr. Powell for obvious reasons; and finally my immacu- late brown Ford Pinto to Mike Zumbrum since he always dreamed of owning one. I, Tim Goodpasture, being of sound mind and well used body will to John Pearson the ability not to let anyone, especially drunks, drive my car and hide it, and my great taste in cars to anyone who doesn't have any. I, Michelle Grimsley, being of crazy mind and unde- veloped body will to Melanie Biggs and Tonya White my ability to drink my pop and not throw it at cop cars; last, I will my ability to tell the difference be- tween a driveway and a ditch to Tiffany Eastman. I, Kirk Hammond, being of scarred body and not so brilliant mind leave the following: to Todd Pierce the ability to not be such a pain; to Dusty Heiman the ability to do an assignment without cheating on it and to keep his philosophy of Just Pass Baby alive for- ever. I, Tammy Hopper, being of sound mind and small body leave the following: to Tiffany Eastman I leave my Nike high tops, because she wants to hang them on the mirror in her car; to Tricia Gundy I leave my government notes; and to Laurie Davidson 1 leave my messy locker, she's bound to keep it cleaner than I ever did; to Jacinda Kahle I leave my ability to go longer than five minutes without getting mad at someone. I, Lisa Jones, being of pure mind, body and soul, will to the following: to Todd and Natasha Soetebier, I give my love and affection, along with all the happiness this world may bring them. I, Marcia Jones, being of warped mind and abused body leave the following: to Penny Pruitt my ability to stand on risers without falling; to Matt Mercer my nose so he won't miss it next year when I'm gone. I, Shannon Kimball, being of tortured body and unused mind will the following: to Mike Zumbrum and all the happy campers, my cooler so they can keep it cool all summer; to Tiffany Estman, my ability to keep my teeth in while playing a kazoo; and to all the young girls I leave my mouth, obviously they know how to use one. 12

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1. B. White, says, Hey, L. Hilton . . 2. The Volleyball girls. 3. All smiles from S. Tucker. 4. Two beautiful blondes once again-M. Wyda R. Crane 5. Mad Scientist M. Williams 6. D. Eckelberry says, Hey guys. 7. Larry, Moe, Curly, otherwise known as L. Cathcart, T. Hopper, T. Eastman. 8. Is it wedding bells for J. Kayser M. Jones? 9. AIRSPACE-E. Wooderson M. Wheat 10. Tough guy S. Kimball! 11. Look at those cars! 300- Cl UB