Northern Heights High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Allen, KS)

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Prophecy The year is 2006. and the NHHS class of 1986 is celebrating their 20th year since graduating from Heights. They decided to hold the gathering at Reading Lake for old times’ sake. No alcoholic beverages will be served because the state legislature decided to keep increasing the drinking age in Kansas one year at a time until it reached forty. But no one should miss the beer because Brad Monroe and Keven Paige, co-owners of a chain for fast food restaurants called Bueno Burrito. are catering the party. They are the first to arrive at the designated shelter house and they busily begin to set things up. A few moments later a Frito-Lays potato chip truck screeches to a stop and Missi Olson and Tamara Just hop out. They drive a delivery truck for the company and get all the chips they want FREE! Pulling up right behind them is an old school bus painted similarly to the Partridge Family's, exiting it are Tony Moore and Tony Boyce. They have formed their own rock-n-roll duo. The Tony Twins. They all watch and cheer as three little figures approach from down the road. It turns out to be Dwayne Moseler. John Cimino, and Jarrod Voorhees. They were competing in a cross continent marathon and got a little off course so they decided to drop in on the celebration. Douglas Horton and Richard Dueck are the next to arrive. Doug is famous for his best selling book Amazing Book of Mazes. Richard plans to become famous by writing a book of solutions to Doug's mazes. Everyone looks up as a huge helicopter descends upon the happy scene. As it lands, a dozen troops jump out and right in the middle is Tia Tenlen and Ben Schubert. They will be leaving for Russia right after the reunion. The plan is for Tia to get the Russian soldiers drunk while Ben steals valuable information for the U.S. Armed Forces. Within the next few minutes. Bill Rice and Khris Henderson arrive. They both went into show business. Bill is a stand-up comedian and has made appearances with Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, and Eddie Murphy. Khris now co-stars with Richard Simmons on his exercise show. She got the job by threatening to put him out of business with her own physical fitness show. Donna Rhodes and Lori Schroeder ride up on their horses and tie them to a sign. They are rangers of Reading Lake State Park. They kindly remind the class of '86 not to paint any art work on the shelter house. A limousine drives up and Tony Roberts and Marcia Biggs climb out. Tony is starring in the newest series of Tarzan movies as Tarzan and Marcia stars as Jane. Bill Choate and Lee Lowder drive up in identical four wheel drive pick-ups. They travel across the country doing dare-devil stunts in their trucks. They offer a sample of their routine and proceed to simultaneously jump Reading Lake. A USD 251 bus skids to a stop and who else but Mark Birchmeier gets off. He has been awarded bus driver of the year for the last 5 years He picked up a few other people on their way to the reunion including Dick Milner. Randy Hizar, Kay Harred. Denise Walker, and Mr Massey. Lanny that is. Lanny followed in his father’s footsteps and is now the distinguished principal of NHHS. Denise Walker is his personal secretary. Dick Milner developed a mysterious new special sauce and sold the recipe to McDonald's, who after great success, made him President of the McDonald’s chain. Kay Harred is a famous hair dresser designer. She makes the promise of a unique haircut every time because of her new technique of blindfolding herself and doing what feels natural. Randy Hizar. owner manager of the biggest chain of video rental stores in the U.S.. has his video camera on his shoulder ready to go. He plans to make a fortune renting out copies of the reunion of the NHHS class of '86. A Porsche drives up and Steve Kusmaul and Patricia Cavalcante hop out. Steve won $10.000.000 in a mail-in sweepstakes and lives in Beverly Hills where he has a Porsche for every day of the week. Patricia made a trip back from Brazil where she has written a novel about her bizarre experiences in the U.S. including many hair raising tales of Journalism class. A van speedily approaches and Darren Street and Carol Hensley join the crowd. They have started their own architectural firm. Darren designs the buildings and Carol does the interior decorating. They are in the process of designing a new White House for the President of the U.S. An ambulance pulls up and out hops Tammy Webb. She's pushing a wheel chair with a body resembling a mummy in it. It turns out to be Bill Cone, the world famous rodeo star. He has broken every bone in his body and has to wear a body cast for a few days. Tammy, his physical therapist, is nursing him back to health. They all drop their burritos as they notice flashing red lights coming down the road. They all wonder. What have we done this time? The patrol car drives right up to the cooler of Pepsi and Sheriff Dale Weber and Kevin Stone, his partner, get out to make sure no laws are being broken The whole class has made it. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief and they all continue with their big celebration.

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Senior Wills directions and to know what they mean; to Rae Lynn Crane I give her the guts to wear mismatched clothes and not care; and to Marty Rice I give the ability to fix my own car. I. Anthony James Roberts, being of intelligent mind and masculine body, do hereby will the following: to my sister. Chris, the ability to stay out of other people's business; to Mr. Powell my bald head so he won't have to shave his again; and to Todd Pierce my one remaining brain cell so he can say he has a brain. I. Lori Schroeder. being of abused mind and body, will the following: to my lovely brother. Jeffrey, the nickname Chev knowing that he has always adored the word; to George “Spanky Oldham the ability to be a friend; and to John Cimino a notebook full of paper I. Benjamin Schubert, being of weak mind and deprived body, do hereby will the following: to Julie Sattler my ability to watch an entire movie without causing an earthquake; to Don Shope my ability to be a good manager; and to Erica Schubert my ability to get along with Mr. A. Elwin Powell. I. Kevin Stone, being of perverted mind, will to Robert Hutchcroft my ability to drive in a calm manner when drunk, to Jerry Boyce I leave my Torino so he'll have a decent car to drive, and the rest I’m taking with me because no one else deserves it. I. Darren Street, being of unreliable body and unstable mind, leave the following: to Khris Henderson the ability to get in someone else's car without having to drive it; to Melanie Biggs the ability to go to piano lessons with both shoes on; and to Missi Olson I leave a plane ticket to Ethiopia so she can visit relatives. I. Tia Tenlen. with full strength of body but not always mind, will to Michelle Potter my collection of dead flies from the floor of my room because those flies definitely need somebody and Michelle is good for that job. to Tiffany Eastman I will my cool mind and always working brain because that is something she really needs, and to Mr. Powell I leave my unbiased view of the world, even he is not perfect. I. Jarrod Voorhees. being of strange mind and messed-up body, leave to Jeff Emley my ability to be late to the bus. to Don Aye I leave my beer cans, and to Mark Moser I leave my ability to cheat in practice and not get caught. I. Denise Walker, keep everything. I. Tammy Lynn Webb, being of perverted mind and large proportioned body, do hereby relinguish the following, to Tammy Just and Tammy Hopper I leave part of parts of my body, that way they'll save money on Kleenexes: to the underclassmen and upcoming students I leave my ability to pick on Mr. Massey and get away with it; and I'm going to take the rest with me. ya never know when it might come in handy. I. Dale R. Weber, being of sexually perverted mind and perfect body, leave to Todd Pierce some recycled vegetation to fill his empty head, to Eric Parks I leave my ability to drink and not pass out in a field, and to Mrs. Ray I leave my height.

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 CONGRATULATIONS MARCIA! Words cannot express the happiness you have brought us by just being you. We treasure every moment we’ve had with you, and we wish you the very best in whatever you choose for the future. Love, Dad, Mom, Melanie Elaine . ’4 HAPPY GRADUATION, DOUG! Remember yesterday’s happy memories and look forward to tomorrow’s dreams. We’re so proud of you! Love, Mom, Dad, Jeff Bill, It’s been a real adventure watching you grow. Thank you for all the blessings and joy you have given us. Congratulations and Godspeed my son. Love always, Mom and Dad My Dear Carol, Years will come and years will go but I will only have one Jeannie Toes.” Congratulations. Love, Mom 13