Northern Heights High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Allen, KS)

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Senior Wills directions and to know what they mean; to Rae Lynn Crane I give her the guts to wear mismatched clothes and not care; and to Marty Rice I give the ability to fix my own car. I. Anthony James Roberts, being of intelligent mind and masculine body, do hereby will the following: to my sister. Chris, the ability to stay out of other people's business; to Mr. Powell my bald head so he won't have to shave his again; and to Todd Pierce my one remaining brain cell so he can say he has a brain. I. Lori Schroeder. being of abused mind and body, will the following: to my lovely brother. Jeffrey, the nickname Chev knowing that he has always adored the word; to George “Spanky Oldham the ability to be a friend; and to John Cimino a notebook full of paper I. Benjamin Schubert, being of weak mind and deprived body, do hereby will the following: to Julie Sattler my ability to watch an entire movie without causing an earthquake; to Don Shope my ability to be a good manager; and to Erica Schubert my ability to get along with Mr. A. Elwin Powell. I. Kevin Stone, being of perverted mind, will to Robert Hutchcroft my ability to drive in a calm manner when drunk, to Jerry Boyce I leave my Torino so he'll have a decent car to drive, and the rest I’m taking with me because no one else deserves it. I. Darren Street, being of unreliable body and unstable mind, leave the following: to Khris Henderson the ability to get in someone else's car without having to drive it; to Melanie Biggs the ability to go to piano lessons with both shoes on; and to Missi Olson I leave a plane ticket to Ethiopia so she can visit relatives. I. Tia Tenlen. with full strength of body but not always mind, will to Michelle Potter my collection of dead flies from the floor of my room because those flies definitely need somebody and Michelle is good for that job. to Tiffany Eastman I will my cool mind and always working brain because that is something she really needs, and to Mr. Powell I leave my unbiased view of the world, even he is not perfect. I. Jarrod Voorhees. being of strange mind and messed-up body, leave to Jeff Emley my ability to be late to the bus. to Don Aye I leave my beer cans, and to Mark Moser I leave my ability to cheat in practice and not get caught. I. Denise Walker, keep everything. I. Tammy Lynn Webb, being of perverted mind and large proportioned body, do hereby relinguish the following, to Tammy Just and Tammy Hopper I leave part of parts of my body, that way they'll save money on Kleenexes: to the underclassmen and upcoming students I leave my ability to pick on Mr. Massey and get away with it; and I'm going to take the rest with me. ya never know when it might come in handy. I. Dale R. Weber, being of sexually perverted mind and perfect body, leave to Todd Pierce some recycled vegetation to fill his empty head, to Eric Parks I leave my ability to drink and not pass out in a field, and to Mrs. Ray I leave my height.

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Senior Wills I. Marcia Biggs, being of sound mind and body, leave to Melanie Biggs, the best little sister in the world, next to me. the vette (chevette). the ability to get her math homework done on time, my hamster Teddy, and twenty pounds. I. Mark Birchmeier. being of hard mind and delightfully used body, will to Lisa Jones the ability to keep my mouth shut for more than a minute, to Matt Mercer I leave my ability to walk and chew gum at the same time, and to Don Aye I leave my ability to have a good time I. Tony Boyce, being of dirty mind and perfect body, will to Sandy Randall my height and ability to fast dance, to Coach Setter I leave a case of beer since he wasn't invited to the New Year's party, and to my little brother I leave my car so he will quit asking people where he can find one. I. Patricia Cavalcante. being of sound mind and nice body, leave the following: to Tricia Gundy my ability to only like one boy who likes me in return; to Mrs Steere my Portuguese Language in hopes that someday she will be able to speak it; and to everyone at Northern Heights peace so that we will always be friends. I. Bill Choate, being of sound mind and great body, leave to the following: to David Harred I leave my ability to flunk Mr. Powell's class; to Jim Brown my ability to having good taste in women; and to Doug Blankley nothing. I. John Cimino, being of genius mind and so. so. body, leave to the following: Matt Mercer my long distance running ability; Mr. Powell my bad aim so other sleeping students won’t get pelted with erasers; and Troy Eastman what little height I have. I. Bill Cone, being of enlightened mind and bucking body (I’m a bull rider you dirty-minded people), to Steve Coe I leave my ability to drink bush beer instead of using it as a deodorant. I. Richard Dueck. being of insane mind and strong body, leave my hatred of communism to add to Mr. Powell’s hatred of communism, to Mrs Anderson I leave my stern Clint Eastwood accent, and to Douglas Horton I leave my nickname The Terminator. I. Kay Harred. being crazy minded and innocent, healthy body, will to the following: to Dawn Plankinton my ability to make no-bake cookies without a recipe; to Kevin Stone my car wash so he can stop asking me when are you going to wash my car ; and to my brother. David. I leave him with my mom. I. Khris Henderson, being of fulfilled mind and unfulfilled body, bequeath to the following: to Mark Birchmeier I leave my ability to smoke standard sized cigarettes, and to Lisa Jones I will my corner on Sixth and Commercial. I. Carol Hensley, being of overworked mind and sound body, will the following: to Kim (skinny) Birchmeier I leave all the Roast Beef she can handle, and also I leave my ability to go out on Halloween and not get taken home by the cops; to Lori Schroeder my hatred for Clear Springs 190 so she can go to a party without getting sick; and to the rest of the girls at Northern Heights may they have good luck in finding someone as special to them as Mike Keighley is to me. I. Randy Hizar. keep everything. I. Douglas Len Horton, being of outstanding mind and spectacular body, bequeath to the following: to Marsha Williams I leave my ability to act like a slightly normal human being and my skill to play and sing an occassional right note; to Mark Robinson I will all my tools, strength, skill, and a lot of luck (he needs all he can get) to fix a pick-up door so no one will fall out; and to Ben Schubert and Tony Roberts I leave my superb driving ability to drive at night with my lights on so everyone won’t get scared to death. I. Tammy Just, being of brilliantly dependent mind and athletic, yet underdeveloped body, do hereby bequeath the following to these people to Shonna (S and M) Minor I leave the ability not to foul out of more than one-fourth of the basketball games; to Jenny (BBO) Kayser I leave my nose because, well, she knows why; and to Tina Newton I leave my pride and joy. the number 25. so that she may wear it as proudly as I have. I. Steve Kusmaul. being of highly intelligent mind and perfect body, leave to Lisa Jones my ability to keep my comments to myself, to Brad Massey I leave my ability to not cry after we lose a football game, and to Coach Setter I leave an invitation to my brother's next party. I. Lee Lowder. being of average mind and grease monkey body, will the following: to Bill Rice, a good friend. I will two dozen Ford hats since Fords are better than Chevys; to Dwayne Mosler I will my parents since I will no longer need them; and to Rae Lynn Crane I will myself even though she has me already. I. Lanny Massey, being of small mind and backboard breaking body will the following: to Alan Kaniper the ability to have someone else get him through school; to the freshmen girls I leave my ego since they talk about it enough; and to anyone who will wear it with pride. I leave my black and white 54 uniform. I. Dick Milner, being of sound mind and athletic body, leave the following: to Eric Wooderson my ability to play football without getting kicked out of a game, and a real hit so he can have one to brag about; and to Shannon Kimball a real chest so he can bench press. I. Brad Monroe, being of hard mind and deluxe body, leave to Mr. Massey two frozen burritos since he got so mad when we took them, to Tony Roberts I leave my basketball skills in case he goes on to play college basketball, and to Todd Pierce I leave all of my friends. I. Tony Moore, leave to Mr. Massey my beer belly and to Don Aye I leave my perverted mind. I. Dwayne Moseler. leave to Chuck Magathan my government grade, to Naomi Clock I leave my ability to have fun my last years at Northern Heights, and to Jennifer Haden I leave my ability to have patience to put up with Mr. Powell. I. Missi Olson, being of demented mind and undiscovered body, will to the following: to Michelle Wheat the ability to go parking without getting caught; to Michelle Wyda and Lisa Jones my excessive Kool-Aid drinking habit; and to Jennifer Atchison my ability to make myself known. I. Kevin Pudge Paige, being of hard mind and brutal body, leave to Jamie Hopper my beer belly so he will look like at least a grade schooler, to Mrs. Ray I leave a sock for her mouth so no one will ever hear her yell about being late to class again, and to the freshman and sophomore girls I leave my ability to mind my own business. I. Donna Rhodes, being of warped mind and cowgirl body, will the following: to Jim Brown my body; to Lisa Jones my great mind and ability to not call a cowboy a goat roper and still be around to tell about it; and to Maricia Biggs I leave my everlasting friendship ) I. Bill Rice, being of audible mind and unusual body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Lee Hyde Lowder I give the ability to read 10

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Prophecy The year is 2006. and the NHHS class of 1986 is celebrating their 20th year since graduating from Heights. They decided to hold the gathering at Reading Lake for old times’ sake. No alcoholic beverages will be served because the state legislature decided to keep increasing the drinking age in Kansas one year at a time until it reached forty. But no one should miss the beer because Brad Monroe and Keven Paige, co-owners of a chain for fast food restaurants called Bueno Burrito. are catering the party. They are the first to arrive at the designated shelter house and they busily begin to set things up. A few moments later a Frito-Lays potato chip truck screeches to a stop and Missi Olson and Tamara Just hop out. They drive a delivery truck for the company and get all the chips they want FREE! Pulling up right behind them is an old school bus painted similarly to the Partridge Family's, exiting it are Tony Moore and Tony Boyce. They have formed their own rock-n-roll duo. The Tony Twins. They all watch and cheer as three little figures approach from down the road. It turns out to be Dwayne Moseler. John Cimino, and Jarrod Voorhees. They were competing in a cross continent marathon and got a little off course so they decided to drop in on the celebration. Douglas Horton and Richard Dueck are the next to arrive. Doug is famous for his best selling book Amazing Book of Mazes. Richard plans to become famous by writing a book of solutions to Doug's mazes. Everyone looks up as a huge helicopter descends upon the happy scene. As it lands, a dozen troops jump out and right in the middle is Tia Tenlen and Ben Schubert. They will be leaving for Russia right after the reunion. The plan is for Tia to get the Russian soldiers drunk while Ben steals valuable information for the U.S. Armed Forces. Within the next few minutes. Bill Rice and Khris Henderson arrive. They both went into show business. Bill is a stand-up comedian and has made appearances with Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, and Eddie Murphy. Khris now co-stars with Richard Simmons on his exercise show. She got the job by threatening to put him out of business with her own physical fitness show. Donna Rhodes and Lori Schroeder ride up on their horses and tie them to a sign. They are rangers of Reading Lake State Park. They kindly remind the class of '86 not to paint any art work on the shelter house. A limousine drives up and Tony Roberts and Marcia Biggs climb out. Tony is starring in the newest series of Tarzan movies as Tarzan and Marcia stars as Jane. Bill Choate and Lee Lowder drive up in identical four wheel drive pick-ups. They travel across the country doing dare-devil stunts in their trucks. They offer a sample of their routine and proceed to simultaneously jump Reading Lake. A USD 251 bus skids to a stop and who else but Mark Birchmeier gets off. He has been awarded bus driver of the year for the last 5 years He picked up a few other people on their way to the reunion including Dick Milner. Randy Hizar, Kay Harred. Denise Walker, and Mr Massey. Lanny that is. Lanny followed in his father’s footsteps and is now the distinguished principal of NHHS. Denise Walker is his personal secretary. Dick Milner developed a mysterious new special sauce and sold the recipe to McDonald's, who after great success, made him President of the McDonald’s chain. Kay Harred is a famous hair dresser designer. She makes the promise of a unique haircut every time because of her new technique of blindfolding herself and doing what feels natural. Randy Hizar. owner manager of the biggest chain of video rental stores in the U.S.. has his video camera on his shoulder ready to go. He plans to make a fortune renting out copies of the reunion of the NHHS class of '86. A Porsche drives up and Steve Kusmaul and Patricia Cavalcante hop out. Steve won $10.000.000 in a mail-in sweepstakes and lives in Beverly Hills where he has a Porsche for every day of the week. Patricia made a trip back from Brazil where she has written a novel about her bizarre experiences in the U.S. including many hair raising tales of Journalism class. A van speedily approaches and Darren Street and Carol Hensley join the crowd. They have started their own architectural firm. Darren designs the buildings and Carol does the interior decorating. They are in the process of designing a new White House for the President of the U.S. An ambulance pulls up and out hops Tammy Webb. She's pushing a wheel chair with a body resembling a mummy in it. It turns out to be Bill Cone, the world famous rodeo star. He has broken every bone in his body and has to wear a body cast for a few days. Tammy, his physical therapist, is nursing him back to health. They all drop their burritos as they notice flashing red lights coming down the road. They all wonder. What have we done this time? The patrol car drives right up to the cooler of Pepsi and Sheriff Dale Weber and Kevin Stone, his partner, get out to make sure no laws are being broken The whole class has made it. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief and they all continue with their big celebration.