Northern Heights High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Allen, KS)

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UNDERCLASSMEN

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PROPHECY It was a warm breezy spring day in 2004 when Northern Heights class of 1984 held their 20-year reunion. As was the tradition of all senior classes, they had agreed to meet at the ALLEN Lake. Off in the distance behind the dam the sounds of a car could be heard. The Class of '84 was beginning to arrive. The first one there was Tom Eckelberry. He stepped out of a black limousine and handed his Uzi back through the window to the driver Tom works for the CIA. Next a yellow taxi cab with New York license plates pulled up. At the wheel was Mike Scheaffer, owner of a fleet of hacks Opening the back door and stepping out was Lisa Bilson, the outspoken President of the National Organization of Women. From the other side of the car out stepped Chef David Dietrich, who had just returned from Maxim s of Paris. Finally the last of Mike's passengers from New York exited the car. It was Vanya Cimino, the world renowed poet. Suddenly a buzz was heard from the sky. It was Richard Tucker in his biplane. Tuck is a pilot in one of the major airshows in the nation Jacaue Schroeder came riding up on her black stallion. She's the first female bullriding champion of the world. Brad Street, owner of the Hole-in-the-Wall gag shop, came bouncing up in a car made entirely of red rubber. Next to arrive was Melinda Shaw on her Harley-Davidson motorcycle. She's the head of a cycle gang. A panel truck pulled up next. On its side was painted Kevin Bowers, Optometrist. Bill Edwards came rolling up next in his streamlined flat-bed pickup truck. Bill runs the Edwards Feedlot. A big yellow pickup with a giant glowworm painted on the side pulled to a stop and Brad Robidou jumped out. Brad owns his own glowworm farm. An airplane circled far overhead. Something dropped out of the door and began to plummet to the Earth. Suddenly a parachute opened and Gale Thompson, the best stuntwoman in Hollywood floated to the ground. Traci Self drove up in a yellow Cadillac. Traci owns a chain of video arcades. The water of the lake began to boil as a submarine surfaced. It was Admiral Jim Ford's sub. A Greyhound bus pulled up and Charlie Denison, Adventure and Heroic Fantasy novelist, stepped off. Gwen Emley arrived in a little red Volkswagen. Gwen runs her own beauty shop. A noise is heard in the sky, it is Chris Wyda in her very own single rotor helicopter, she is now a secret agent in foreign relations A plush Oldsmobile pulled up and Mark Partridge climbed out. Mark has taken over Oral Roberts Seminary megabucks Uf Zumbrum hoPPed out She designs the latest fashions of hair styles and is now drawing in the A blinding object is now making its way around the dam. It's Kent Eckstrom's bald head. He is wearing a white sheet. He is now a strict Han Krishna. A roar is heard in the distance as Kevin Henderson pulled in with his souped up new 2004 year Corvette. Kevin is a national contender in drag racing. The lake began to tremble and riples formed violently as a giant channel cat popped out of the water, spitting Doug Parks into the air. Doug carried his love tor fishing into research of the great nomadic channel cat. hay hauUngUCk PUl'ed Uf Bre“ Huffman )umPed out wi,h a haV hook in each hand. Brett is nationally known for his speedy service in A person was coming up the lane running and gasping for air. It's Chuck Hughes. He ran up from Texas. Chuck holds the world record in the Marathon. Around the corner Bryon Douglas raced up on a disk drive from his computer terminal. He is now a professor at Yale. A four-wheel flat-bed pickup pulled up as Doug Hopper jumped out. Doug runs a chain of feedlots in Western Kansas. A long black limousine pulled up as Janet Kusmaul popped out with her bullet proof vest and fully automatic machine gun. She is a secret service agent f°J Kelly Karr Kelly is the first woman President of the United States, who also happens to be a Democrat NewYork CrCedeS with°Ut hubcaps PuIled UP Bruce Kayser steps out. He is a construction engineer working to rebuild the slums of A big luxurious van pulled in and Catherine McKernan slide out. She stars in a series of the television show Dallas . A steady swishinc sound was heard in the air. Shelley Mann flew under her own power to the lake. She donated her body to do scientific research by taking bird hormones. A cherry red Porche pulled up and Kim Marsh moseyed out. She is a singer and actor on Broadway. A Harley-Davidson rumbled in as Billy Paige takes off his sunglasses. He is now one of the leaders of the cycle gang Hell's Angels'. A DartPUn Up an Tim Mercer stePPed out a clipboard in hand. He is the Driver's Education teacher at Northern Heights A Rolls Rovce crept in and JoEllen Sampsel stepped out. She is an accountant for Sears and Roebuck Company. This was where the chronicles fall silent, leaving the Seniors of '84 to their partying.

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Brian Anstey Everett Aye Elaine Biggs Roger Birchmeier Paul Blair Kevin Briggs Becky Britain Ronnie Bryant Sean Buffum Carmen Burton Brent Cox Jim Dallen Greg Decker Carol DeWeese Tracy Eastman Glenda Elbe Lisa Henning George Hilton JUNIORS Highlights of The Junior Year This year was an outstanding one for the extraordinary junior class. With the help of their extremely competitive spirit and their desire to beat the Seniors, they managed to break the record for magazine sales, giving us a wonderful prom setting with a lovely southern accent and also managed to save a large amount of money for their Senior trip in 1985. Jimmy Houck Kim Johnson Julie Jones Brad Karr Mike Keighley Michele Keys Craig Kimball Jennifer Luginsland Shawn Maybell Tony Mundy Hank Oldham Amy Jo Parks