Northern Heights High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Allen, KS)

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I, Bill Paige, being of very cold body and insane mind hereby will the following: to Brian Anstey, the spectacular thrill of cruisin' at tremendously high speeds on a motorcycle; to my brother, the ability to take care of the situation. I also leave my ability to lose class rings at drive-ins, smashed in the mud to be ran over to Kent Sorenson. I, Doug Parks, being of smart mind and masculine body will the following things: to the oncoming senior class I will my ability to kill freshmen. If you cannot find a freshman, Brad Monroe will do. To Kim Dhority, I leave my ability to not get embarrassed. To Mr. Powell, I will my athletic ability, because he loves sports. Last of all I will to Jim Houck my ability to get in trouble. I, Sir Mark Allen Partridge VII, do hereby in my last will and testament leave all of the up-and-coming Northern Heights students the ability to pay all class dues on time all four years of school and then later embezzle all the money your class has made in those four years. I also, will my body and all my love to my future wife, (May 30), Angel May (Partridge). I will my car to Billy Paige so he does not have to create one large ice sculpture out of his body. I, Brad Robidou, being of highly educated mind and car crushed body, do hereby will the following: To Mike Voorhees, I will my ability to charm to add to his very little charm; to Marcia Jones and Beth Briggs, I will my ability not to get into trouble in study hall; mv ability to get good oral grades in Government I leave to Vicki Thornton, because she needs all the help she can get; to Sean Buffum I will my ability to show up somewhere on time. The rest of my possessions will be auctioned off this summer and the proceeds will go for my new car. I, Jo Ellen Sampsel, being of no mind and little body would like to thank the following: Amy Weaver, for showing me around my first day here; and Mrs. Thompson, for letting me feel like part of the gang. I would like to will tne following: to Amy Weaver, my ability to show up late for art; to Doug Parks. I leave my ability to ao my homework during third hour; to Gale Thompson, I will my ability to get mv will written and handedin on time; and to Jacque Schroeder and Shelley Mann, I will my ability to sneak Pizza Hut pizzas into the school after lunch hours. I, Mike Scheaffer, seeing that I am new to Northern Heights will my fast capabilities of fitting in to all newcomers to Northern Heights. Seeing that Mr. Powell will be around for a few more years if his back lets him, I will my Government book to all underclassmen. I will my past traveling days to Sally Anderson and her husband, Dave, for the future years to come. I will my body to all the women that missed out because of their boyfriends. 1, Jacque Schroeder, being of strange mind and cowgirl body hereby bequeath the following: I will to my little sister my sloppiness and the ability to talk right. I will my love of country music to my buddy Shelley Mann. I will my body to Bryan Conley (what there is of it) and to all the loudmouths, I will the ability to shut up and listen for once. I, Traci Self, being of sound mind and body will the following: I will to Kay Self, my ability to go to school at least half the time; I will my ability to stay out oT trouble, all four years, with Gladys; to Hank, Lonnie, Todd, Jerry, and Mark. Also I will my ability to be quiet to the whole freshman class. I, Melinda Shaw, being of sound mind and body will the following: I will my secretarial abilities to Vicki Thornton, I will my ability to be well-behaved in class to Sean Buffum, Kent Clark, Ron Cole, Brent Cox, and Jimmy Houck. I will my good attendance to Belinda Self. I, Brad Street, being of disciplined mind and punished body will the following: to Jim Houck, I leave my ability to tape a pathway from the hall to the English room; to Brad Monroe, I will the ability to run my head through the English room wall and to make other various holes; to next year's annual staff, I will my ability to get my pages done in record breaking time, to Brad Karr, I will my ability to not trash out someone else's motorcycle; to George Hilton, I will my ability to be a wild and crazy guy in journalism because Jim Houck needs a buddy; and to all future football players, I leave my ability to be on a super football team. I, Gale Thompson, being of 5' 11'' body and very humorous mind will the following to the so called people . I leave my ability to use the parietal privileges in the middle of the night to Jackie Shope and Michelle Wheat, there will be plenty of nights to exercise these privileges. Have FUN!!! To Teresa Phillips, I leave my ability to use these same privileges, stay out all night and manage to not get into trouble by your loved parents. I leave my ability to make langur sounds in the middle of a quiet hour to Tammy Just and Missi Olson. To Sean Buffum. I leave my ability to finish one full credit year of shorthand. Sean, I hope that encourages you to finish. To my dearest Kevin Pudgie Paige, I leave my ability to laugh. From this point on he shall be called a KOOKABURRA because of his mimicing. To the best buddy I or anyone else could have during torturing four years of high school, Chris Wyda, I leave my driving abilities so that she may enjoy the excitement of being behind the wheel when doing a kittie on Industrial instead of lapping down ice cream mushed against the window with a Shelley Mann on her lap enjoying ice cream also. To Donna Rhodes, I leave my ability to keep my snapped shirts snapped during a year of school, (I do not have a snapped shirt so therefore it is much easier for me than it would be for her.) To Ms. Ray, I leave a piece of advice about growing tall — some of us nave it and some of us don't. To Ms. Siegrist, I leave my candid jokes and my favorite, Marmadukes. To the rest of the school I leave you a piece of advice also — Always look at the positive side of every situation even if it is bad and you will be a happy person. I wish to take the rest of my things with me for I have a feeling I will need tnem in my overwhelmingly successful future. I, Richard Tucker, being of sound mind and reddish body will my ability to play football to Mark DeWeese. I leave my brother, Steve, To Mr. Powell to be maimed and mangled at will. I will my quiet sense of humor to all of those who have none. I, Chris Wyda, being of relatively sound mind after four years in this institution, do hereby bequeath the following: To Clint Myers, I leave my ability not to regurgiate during school assemblies; and to the faculty of NHHS, I leave my obnoxious little sister, Michelle. I, Jan Zumbrum, being of perverted mind and tanned body do hereby leave my ability to go to next year's basketball party without slamming someone's fingers in a car door to Missi Olson. The rest of my abilities will be needed in my future life so therefore I will take them with me.

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WILLS I, Lisa Bilson, being of sound mind and body will the following: my ability to be flexible and my quiet personality to Brenda Randall; my ability to keep my temper to Kay Self; and my ability to stay out of trouble to Hank Oldham. L Kevin Bowers, of sound mind and body will my running ability to John Cimino. I then will my ability to make a cedar chest to George Hilton. I then will my ability to pass Mr. Powell's classes to Larry Walford. I, Vanya Cimino, being of sound mind and body decree the following to the following people: to Missi Olson, I give my good manners to supplement hers. To Kevin Stone, 1 leave what little height I have. I, Charlie Denison, being of cynical mind and adventurous spirit, do hereby and forthwith will these people of dubious character and obvious wit the following things: to Brian Peterson, I leave a case of Meister Brau and my Black Hood. Keep the little hooded man happy; to all the girls who answered yes to question number five on the sociology Questionnaire, I leave my phone number; to Mrs. Anderson, I leave all of my Star Wars comic books; everything else I leave to the Hari Khrishna. I, David E. Dietrich, being of somewhat sound mind and sex hungry body, do hereby will these items. First, I would like to will my legs to Tammy Hopper so she may be a couple feet taller. Second, I would like to will my ability to cook large meals to Mrs. Jensen so she may use it in her teachings. Third, the remainder of my body I would like to will to K. U. Medical Center because I figure if they saved me, then maybe they can learn something from it. Fourth, my personal things I will to my family and my Mom and Dad, who have always done their best to please me. I, Bryon Douglas, beinc of tolerant mind and body do leave to Kevin Paige my nickname Beak . I hope he enjoys it as much as I have. To the rest of the students I wish them exactly what they deserve out of life. I, Tom Eckelberrv, beinc of body sound and mind hereby will the following: to Brad Monroe, I will my superior knowledge in self- defense; to Dick Milner and Brad Karr, I leave my ability to get my nose smashed at least once during football season; and finally, to Tamara Just, I will my locker since she is the only one who has ever cleaned it. I, Kent Eckstrom, being of perfected mind and well-toned body leave my hair to Mr. Powell; to Brad Monroe the intelligence not to volunteer to be a hood ornament for ten miles in December; to Brent Cox, I leave my season pass to Fantasy Island; to Elaine Biggs I will my ability to always be on time; and to Lanny Massey I will my ability to play major college ball. I, Bill Edwards, being of willing mind and long, lean, and lanky body will my long legs to Bill Cone so he can reach around and stay on a bull. I will my ability to get along with others to Lonnie Bush. I will my hat to Mr. Powell. He always grabs it anyway! I, Gwen Emley, being of insane mind and short body will the following: to Larry Walford, I leave my height; to Ron Cole, my ability to harrass Ms. Ray's class the remaining years of his high school years; and to Becky Britain my ability to work in public without getting teased about doughnut holes. I, James Robert Ford, bein$ brilliant minded and a superior human being will the following: to Mike Keighley I will all the good luck with old sweaty Betty, down at Vo-Tec; to Marcia Jones and Beth Briggs to stay out of trouble in study hall; to Carmen Burton and Jennifer Luginsland, I will my white hair because I know how much they like their hair to be different colors; to Larry Walford, I will him Robidou's crashed car, because it is better than what he drives now; to the underclassmen, 1 leave my ability to get along with Mr. Powell. The rest I am taking with me, because I am a superior human being. I, Kevin Henderson, being of perverted mind and willing body will my ability to know 1001 ways to kill toads to Khristine, my incorrigible sister. The rest I take with me because no one else deserves it. I, Doug Hopper, being of unsound mind and oversexed body do hereby will the following: To Mrs. Anderson, I will my stereo; to Raelyn Crane I will my car; and to Lee Hyde Lowder I will my good looks. I, Brett Huffman, being of well abused mind and body will my four-wheel drive pickup to Billy Choate and Lee Hyde Lowder, so they will have a good four-wheel drive pickup; to Craig Kimball, I will my ability to overcome athletic injuries with improper rehabilitation procedures; and to Brent Cox, I leave my ability to not get caught breaking training. I, Chuck Hughes, being of sex-crazed mind and having a perfect body hereby leave my liver to Kevin Stoner Stone, his should wear out pretty soon; I will my running shoes to Gina Story, so maybe she can pick up the pace; I will my ego to Kent Sorenson so he can find a girl his own age. I, Kelly Karr, being of a Democratic mind and sound body will the following: my ability to act civilized in public to Bill Choate; to Brett Huffman, I will my flock of sheep since be likes them so well; and to the remaining students, I will my ability to not go insane while attending this institution. I, Bruiser Eddie Kayser, being of retarded mind and crippled body hereby will the following things to the following people, if that is what they are: to Crusher Monroe, I will my body so he can absorb some of the physical tortures brought upon him; to Amy Weasy Weaver, I will my ability to survive totalling a pickup without a scratch; to Brad Abdul Karr, I will my ability to use linebacker maneuvers on Mr. Powell, when he cheats him on a test; and to Jeff Elmer Wheat, I leave my ability to run both halves of the 880 yard run. I, Janet Koozer Kusmaul, being of open mind, and birdie-leeged body, do hereby will the following things with underwhelming pride. To Elaine Biggs, my favorite bunny wabbit, I will the ability to laugh at dirty jokes even when she does not understand them, and some of my dizziness since sbe already has a eood start. To Brent Cox, 1 wish him luck in finding another girlfriend as good as I was (HA HA). Also, 1 will to Coxy, the $10.00 of mine that he lost on his seventeenth birthday if he can find it. To my sweet, shy, available cousin, Steve, I will my ability to make myself heard. To Eric Green, I give myself. Last of all, to that onery Jim Houck, I will a small portion of my pure, sweet innocence because he is always guilty of something. I, Catherine Kate McKernan, being of a smart mind and thin body, do hereby will the following: to Mike Voorhees, I will my track medals so he will have more than two; to Lisa Henning, I leave my razor in hopes that she will shave her legs more than once a month; to Mr. Powell, I leave my sunny disposition because he knows 1 never gripe; to Kim Marsh and Janet Kusmaul, I will my friendship because two better friends I will never have; and to some unknown KU male, I will my body. Me, Shelley Renee Mann, being of confusing mind and body of great potential hereby bequeath the following: To every goody-two-shoes in school I leave all the trouble I have ever gotten into during these four years. To anyone who has ever been attacked by him I leave my Dad's dog, Yank. To Jim Houck I leave a fair trade of my car for his Camaro. To anyone who wants them I leave my braces. To Teresa Phillips 1 leave my enduring love of rock and roll. To all my buddies I have had since I was knee high to a grasshopper I leave my friendship and best wishes for the future. Finally, I leave my body to the Chippendales men. I. Kim Martha4 Marsh, being of crazy mind and irresistible body will the following people these things: First of all, to all the 1984-85 cheerleaders I will them the ability to know when to run out and do a cheer while they are at camp. To Brenda Randall, I will the ability to chug a beer without getting all of it on her chin. To Brian Peterson, I will my jeans. We all know now he looks when he wears slacks. And last but not least, I will my ability to stay home every Saturday night to Missi Olson and Glenda Elbe. I also will to Glenda the ability to tell the difference between a stop light and a stop sign. I, Tim Mercer, being of alcohol-abused mind and body do hereby will the following: To Craig Kimball, I will my incredible basketball talents, slam techniques, and my used, sweaty athletic supporter; to Brent Cox, 1 will my ability to drink and drive; to Brad Crusher Monroe, I will the intelligence to get drunk and not offer to buy a policeman a beer; and to Amy Jo Parks, I will three feet of my height so some day she may reach six foot.

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PROPHECY It was a warm breezy spring day in 2004 when Northern Heights class of 1984 held their 20-year reunion. As was the tradition of all senior classes, they had agreed to meet at the ALLEN Lake. Off in the distance behind the dam the sounds of a car could be heard. The Class of '84 was beginning to arrive. The first one there was Tom Eckelberry. He stepped out of a black limousine and handed his Uzi back through the window to the driver Tom works for the CIA. Next a yellow taxi cab with New York license plates pulled up. At the wheel was Mike Scheaffer, owner of a fleet of hacks Opening the back door and stepping out was Lisa Bilson, the outspoken President of the National Organization of Women. From the other side of the car out stepped Chef David Dietrich, who had just returned from Maxim s of Paris. Finally the last of Mike's passengers from New York exited the car. It was Vanya Cimino, the world renowed poet. Suddenly a buzz was heard from the sky. It was Richard Tucker in his biplane. Tuck is a pilot in one of the major airshows in the nation Jacaue Schroeder came riding up on her black stallion. She's the first female bullriding champion of the world. Brad Street, owner of the Hole-in-the-Wall gag shop, came bouncing up in a car made entirely of red rubber. Next to arrive was Melinda Shaw on her Harley-Davidson motorcycle. She's the head of a cycle gang. A panel truck pulled up next. On its side was painted Kevin Bowers, Optometrist. Bill Edwards came rolling up next in his streamlined flat-bed pickup truck. Bill runs the Edwards Feedlot. A big yellow pickup with a giant glowworm painted on the side pulled to a stop and Brad Robidou jumped out. Brad owns his own glowworm farm. An airplane circled far overhead. Something dropped out of the door and began to plummet to the Earth. Suddenly a parachute opened and Gale Thompson, the best stuntwoman in Hollywood floated to the ground. Traci Self drove up in a yellow Cadillac. Traci owns a chain of video arcades. The water of the lake began to boil as a submarine surfaced. It was Admiral Jim Ford's sub. A Greyhound bus pulled up and Charlie Denison, Adventure and Heroic Fantasy novelist, stepped off. Gwen Emley arrived in a little red Volkswagen. Gwen runs her own beauty shop. A noise is heard in the sky, it is Chris Wyda in her very own single rotor helicopter, she is now a secret agent in foreign relations A plush Oldsmobile pulled up and Mark Partridge climbed out. Mark has taken over Oral Roberts Seminary megabucks Uf Zumbrum hoPPed out She designs the latest fashions of hair styles and is now drawing in the A blinding object is now making its way around the dam. It's Kent Eckstrom's bald head. He is wearing a white sheet. He is now a strict Han Krishna. A roar is heard in the distance as Kevin Henderson pulled in with his souped up new 2004 year Corvette. Kevin is a national contender in drag racing. The lake began to tremble and riples formed violently as a giant channel cat popped out of the water, spitting Doug Parks into the air. Doug carried his love tor fishing into research of the great nomadic channel cat. hay hauUngUCk PUl'ed Uf Bre“ Huffman )umPed out wi,h a haV hook in each hand. Brett is nationally known for his speedy service in A person was coming up the lane running and gasping for air. It's Chuck Hughes. He ran up from Texas. Chuck holds the world record in the Marathon. Around the corner Bryon Douglas raced up on a disk drive from his computer terminal. He is now a professor at Yale. A four-wheel flat-bed pickup pulled up as Doug Hopper jumped out. Doug runs a chain of feedlots in Western Kansas. A long black limousine pulled up as Janet Kusmaul popped out with her bullet proof vest and fully automatic machine gun. She is a secret service agent f°J Kelly Karr Kelly is the first woman President of the United States, who also happens to be a Democrat NewYork CrCedeS with°Ut hubcaps PuIled UP Bruce Kayser steps out. He is a construction engineer working to rebuild the slums of A big luxurious van pulled in and Catherine McKernan slide out. She stars in a series of the television show Dallas . A steady swishinc sound was heard in the air. Shelley Mann flew under her own power to the lake. She donated her body to do scientific research by taking bird hormones. A cherry red Porche pulled up and Kim Marsh moseyed out. She is a singer and actor on Broadway. A Harley-Davidson rumbled in as Billy Paige takes off his sunglasses. He is now one of the leaders of the cycle gang Hell's Angels'. A DartPUn Up an Tim Mercer stePPed out a clipboard in hand. He is the Driver's Education teacher at Northern Heights A Rolls Rovce crept in and JoEllen Sampsel stepped out. She is an accountant for Sears and Roebuck Company. This was where the chronicles fall silent, leaving the Seniors of '84 to their partying.