Northern Arizona State Teachers College - La Cuesta Yearbook (Flagstaff, AZ)

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f I j Breen-DingleDrugCo. j 1 -. 1 I TAe I ! Whitman ' s Candy Siora Stationery School Supplies Phone 58 Free Delivery , 1 ALL STAR TEAMS Three teams were given representation on the all-star basket- ball quintet of the informal Arizona conference, chonen by four- teen coaches, officials and observers associated with the invita- tion tournament of the Phoenix Junior college. The Tempe Teachers and the Gila college Red Devils each placed two on the first all-star team, the Northern Arizona Teach- ers placing one. Tempe and Flagstaff placed two each and Gila one on the second all-star. The analysis of selections showed that four of the Tempe regulars were chosen for all-star honors of va- rious grades ; three from Gila and three from Flagstaff. Members of the first and second teams were clearly, and by wide margins, the outstanding choices for their honors. None of the ten on the fiist two squads were hard pressed.

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' ' Fof ' Vlhit Dtiy In the If 00(1 f Call in our store and let us offer a few suKKCstions for your lunch. We have a complete and fiesh line of tasty lunch goods AND Wlien planninjr that spread, renieni- bcr IRIS QUALITY Canne:! Goods contain the best fruit ami vegetables obtainable KkM Hilkim Shop U. K. GOBLK, Proprietor Phone 6:i 206 E. Kailroa.l Ave Everything for the auto Star Cars Gasoline Greasing Oils j Ilia V.: Do you know the j girls are giving me a breakfast i shower? ! Cuca : What are they serv- ! ing — grapefruit? Phone 77 We Deliver I He: Will you a-Ford me the = pleasure of taking a ride in my ! Buick? ! She: If I did I ' d find out liow I a Cad-illac. i He: Oh is Stutz so? ! English Lit. Prof.: Have you j ! a Chaucer? j ! The verdant one (anxious to ! i oblige) : Nope — but I ' ll loan you [ j some smokin ' . | ] My love i.s like the red, red ] j rose — j • A sign of joy and laughter: j ! My love is like the red, red j ! rose — I It wilts the morning after! J Commercial HOTEL Headquarters for Coiumercial Men Bargain Store The Ki ht House, with the KiKht Styles, at the Right Prices Dry Goods, Jewelry, Notions Hats, Shoes and Clothing 20 North San Francisco Street The favorite with those w h visit Flagstaff. Modern in every re- spect. Most conven- ientlv located Charles Prochnow, Proprietor

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j !•-.; II II i yljci Cuesta Idlf Words Did you have woiris witli ' oiir wife? ' es, I had words, but im op- l)iirtuiiit. ' for usiuj;- Ihein. Always do ' s not sei ' iii )ii a beautiful nigrht. iiiK Natalie: Where were you last niffht ? Si : It ' s a lie. N ' isitor; How many students work in your dining hall? Mother IlanlcN ' : About one out of ten. Mr. Lynch : Percy, name the four seasons. Percy: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. lie: Is your father an Elk? She : I don ' t know. Why ? He: I just wondered. You re such a dear yourself. Joe: Mamma, what do cows live on? Mamma: Fodder, Joe. Joe: Oi, I didn ' t think papa vas so generous. Miss Lintz : Corrine, why are you always behind in your studies? Corrine: So that I may pur- sue them. Miss Lmtz. Mrs. Startzman (angrily) : I ' ll teach you to make love here in the parlor. Norman : I wish you would, I ' m not making much headway. Missionary (on visit to Sun- day School) : In Africa there are great tracts of land in which there are tens of thousands of little boys who run around with- out any shoes, and have no Sun- day schools to go to. So what should we save u]) our mone - for? Children (in chorus) : To go to Africa, sir! Down With the Shades Pajamas, One Third Off. — A.lv. .Mr. Class (to Eloise) : Can you decline ' hug ' ? Eloise: Oh, teacher, I never decline it. Coach Jessuppe (in jihysical education) : There are two dumb-bells out of line. He: W ' here were shingles first used? She: I ' d rather not tell. First Flea: Been on a vaca- tion ? Second Flea: No; on a li ' amp. Si: I ' m half inclined to kiss you. Nat: How stupid of me. I thought you were round-shoul- dered. Davies: I ' m almost certain I ' ve run across your face some- time or other. Cornell : Nope ; its always been this wav. Speedy ' s Woman: You ' re a wonderful dancer. Did you ever take dancing lessons? Soeedy: No, but I ' ve watched wrestling matches. Jack : Dad, can you sign your name with your eyes shut? Dad: Certainly. Jack : Well, shut your eyes and sign my report card. Pat (looking at a copy of the winged victory) : And phat may yez call that? Attendant: That is a statue of ' Victory, ' sir. Pat surveyed the headless and armless statue with renewed interest. If that is victory, then begony, oi ' d like to see the other fellow. .jjJ r A n .A Jt -sAl k i