Northern Arizona State Teachers College - La Cuesta Yearbook (Flagstaff, AZ)

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Voice from Morton Hall (over the telephone) : Miss Gregg, Mary is ill today and can ' t attend any classes. Miss Gregg: Alright, who is this speaking? Voice: I — er — it ' s my room-mate. Pinkie: How long have I got to wait for a shave? Barber (looking him over critically) : About three years, sonny. Sayings of Notables Frank Whitehouse — I ' d do anything for you, Dot. Melvin Greer — Would you mind ringing Elinor -Jones ' buzzer? Miss Lintz — To know that you know. Cecile Olson — I wish I had a little tower. Red Herriott — I ' d like to be janitor in Campbell Hall. Doi ' othy Jones Fillerup — Do you know what Charlie and 1 had for breakfast? — the cutest little biscuits. Rex Campbell — Hi there, old top. Jake Bracker — We gotta get after it, folks. These Awful Test.s When nations are trembling with terror. And people rise up who are oppressed ; There come moments of horrible anguish. Like those when we flunk on a test. When Pharoh kept Moses in Egypt, The Lord sent some terrible pests, But they weren ' t as awfully dreadful As these horrible psychology tests. The birds that fly in the heavens. Came earthward to build up their nests; And we may fly high in our class work. But we always come down in the tests. When I come to the portals of glory. To enter I ' ll try my best. But if Saint Peter uses psychology I know I ' ll flunk on the test. One H u II U r (• il T h i r y - N i n i

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Willie Smith : Why do women rest their chins in their hands when trying to think? Ridgely: To hold their mouths shut so that they won ' t dis- turb their thoughts. The Evolution of the Proverb Ancient: Where there ' s a will there ' s a way. Medeival: Where there ' s a Will there ' s a John. Modem: Where there is Hattie there is H. Miss Lintz: What is propaganda? Owen Porter thought for a while, then answered bravely: I don ' t know but I guess it must be the brother of a proper goose. Mr. Powers : Girls, girls, don ' t stand in the halls. If every- body stood in the hall how would the rest of us go by ? Anona Wells (at the table) : Zip, will you please pass the pickles back? I forgot to take one. Zip: Say, are you kidding me? These pickles haven ' t any back. Pupil: Miss Lutz, wliom do you consider the greatest man America has ever known ? Miss Lutz : Danny. Stevenson: What was the Sherman Act? Marjory D. : Marching through Georgia. Jerry (at the gun-shoot) : What are they shooting at? Jane: Clay birds. Jerry (after careful watching) : Well, I fail to see any jay birds. My good fellow, said Brick to the hatter, how ' s trade? Hatter (placing hat on Brick ' s head) : There ' s really nothing much in hats just at present. Mother Hanley: George, get up. Don ' t you know it is the early bird that catches the worm? George: Yes, and the early worm catches the dickens. Juanita: Did you return Joe ' s ring when you broke the en- gagement? Cecile: Certainly not, I think just as much of the ring as ever. One H u n (1 ]■ e (1 T h i r t y - E i i, ' h t

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Can You Imagine? Catherine Giordino — missing a show on a free night. Bernice Gaut — carrying a tune. Georgia Lee — not ditching classes. Florence Naegle — being quiet on Saturday night. Grace Dalgleish — in a bad humor. Edna Ritter — crabbing about something. Anna Lou — contented with life. Sadie Ford — not eating peanuts. Rebecca McMillan — with her shades down. Francis Wheeler — without bugs. Idabelle McCain — in a bathing suit. Zip Boice — without a uke. Lavon Gibbons — graceful. Marjorie Davey — vamping Frank. Bess Richards — selfish. Isabelle Perry — as a married woman. Nevada Platner — staying in Bury Hall. Edith Perry — sincere. Brick Stone — not raving about Texans. Clara Campbell — studying. Bud Clark — dignified. Rex Campbell — bashful. Chester Allen — popular. Willow Johnson — shy and coy. Miss Lintz — giving an easy test. Mr. Powers — not blushing. Pinky — not being conceited. Bates Gibbons — eight feet tall. Juanita Milliken — short and small. Mr. Helm — married. Catherine Jones — not using lipstick. Cleona Hey wood — not trying to vamp the boys.