Northern Arizona State Teachers College - La Cuesta Yearbook (Flagstaff, AZ)

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Willie Smith : Why do women rest their chins in their hands when trying to think? Ridgely: To hold their mouths shut so that they won ' t dis- turb their thoughts. The Evolution of the Proverb Ancient: Where there ' s a will there ' s a way. Medeival: Where there ' s a Will there ' s a John. Modem: Where there is Hattie there is H. Miss Lintz: What is propaganda? Owen Porter thought for a while, then answered bravely: I don ' t know but I guess it must be the brother of a proper goose. Mr. Powers : Girls, girls, don ' t stand in the halls. If every- body stood in the hall how would the rest of us go by ? Anona Wells (at the table) : Zip, will you please pass the pickles back? I forgot to take one. Zip: Say, are you kidding me? These pickles haven ' t any back. Pupil: Miss Lutz, wliom do you consider the greatest man America has ever known ? Miss Lutz : Danny. Stevenson: What was the Sherman Act? Marjory D. : Marching through Georgia. Jerry (at the gun-shoot) : What are they shooting at? Jane: Clay birds. Jerry (after careful watching) : Well, I fail to see any jay birds. My good fellow, said Brick to the hatter, how ' s trade? Hatter (placing hat on Brick ' s head) : There ' s really nothing much in hats just at present. Mother Hanley: George, get up. Don ' t you know it is the early bird that catches the worm? George: Yes, and the early worm catches the dickens. Juanita: Did you return Joe ' s ring when you broke the en- gagement? Cecile: Certainly not, I think just as much of the ring as ever. One H u n (1 ]■ e (1 T h i r t y - E i i, ' h t

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Mr. Deaver: Whenever I borrow money, I go to a pessimist. Mr. Powers: How ' s that? Mr. Deaver: Because a pessimist never expects it liack. Mrs. Hendrix: Mv son is taking a subject from vou, is he not? Mr. Stevenson: Well, he ' s exposed to it, but I hardlv think he ' ll take it. Miss Moore: I always like to think of motoring as the poetry of motion. Mr. Stevenson : Yes, until the machine breaks down and then Maude ' s beau: And who comes after her? Little brother: Oh, you and a couple of other fellows. Love may be blind ; but those who sit near a spoony couple in the movies are not. Bud: Where did you leani to sing? Bemadine: In a correspondence school. Bud : Well, some of the lessons must have been lost enroute. Miss Shumaker: I notice by this article that men become bal d much more than women because of the intense activity of their brains. Mr. Ridgely: Yes, and I notice that women don ' t raise beards because of the intense activitv of their chins. According to some poets, the best meter of all is to ' meet ' er alone. ' Ina Richards: I heai-d that you took English 51 last term. ' Georgialee: I did and the faculty encored me. Miss Lintz: What has Henry Ford contributed to sociology? Leona Pulsipher: He invented the Ford which throws peo- ple together. Morris Richards: We need to buy new basketball trunks this year. Bertha S. : Do you need trunks to go on these little trips? It is the little things that tell, said Helen Larson, as she pulled her small brother from under the poi ' ch swing. Willow Johnson is a woman of few words. Alfredo: Wanta crack a good joke? Caretto: Sure. Alfredo: Fall on vour face. One Hundred Thirty-S(

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Voice from Morton Hall (over the telephone) : Miss Gregg, Mary is ill today and can ' t attend any classes. Miss Gregg: Alright, who is this speaking? Voice: I — er — it ' s my room-mate. Pinkie: How long have I got to wait for a shave? Barber (looking him over critically) : About three years, sonny. Sayings of Notables Frank Whitehouse — I ' d do anything for you, Dot. Melvin Greer — Would you mind ringing Elinor -Jones ' buzzer? Miss Lintz — To know that you know. Cecile Olson — I wish I had a little tower. Red Herriott — I ' d like to be janitor in Campbell Hall. Doi ' othy Jones Fillerup — Do you know what Charlie and 1 had for breakfast? — the cutest little biscuits. Rex Campbell — Hi there, old top. Jake Bracker — We gotta get after it, folks. These Awful Test.s When nations are trembling with terror. And people rise up who are oppressed ; There come moments of horrible anguish. Like those when we flunk on a test. When Pharoh kept Moses in Egypt, The Lord sent some terrible pests, But they weren ' t as awfully dreadful As these horrible psychology tests. The birds that fly in the heavens. Came earthward to build up their nests; And we may fly high in our class work. But we always come down in the tests. When I come to the portals of glory. To enter I ' ll try my best. But if Saint Peter uses psychology I know I ' ll flunk on the test. One H u II U r (• il T h i r y - N i n i