Northern Arizona State Teachers College - La Cuesta Yearbook (Flagstaff, AZ)

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Bert K. : Well, I answered a question in class today. Mary : What answer did you give ? Bert K. : Present. Aunt: Where are you going Saturday? Willow: I ' m going to the lake on a picnic. Aunt: H ' m, you can go on them new fangled things, but I ' d rather go in a car. What makes night fall? The sunbeams give away. We owe a great deal to chemistry, for instance: Jerry ' s red hair. George R. (in algebra) : How far are you from the correct answer? Dick M. : Two seats. Mr. Rogers: What makes Pisa lean? Annavard : If I knew I would get some. Matron : Helen were you entertaining that young man on the steps last night? Helen : You will have to ask him, I was doing my best. Harold: If I were to die you ' d never get another fellow like me. Myrtle: What in the world makes you think I would want an- other like you. Mr. Helm: Helen, compare the adjective ' sick. ' Helen : Sick, worse, dead. Mr. Stevenson : Chester, what do vou know about the North Pole? Chester: It ' s a pole 16 feet high. Mr. S. : What about the climate? Chester: The Eskimos climb it. Herbert G. : I want a pair of shoe laces. Clerk: How long, sir? Herbert: I don ' t know, but I wear a size 12 shoe. Swimming Instructor: Can you swim very well? Pinkie: No, sir, but I sure can wade. Charles Edmonson : What kind of a man is that boy follow- ing the girl over there? Henry Cordes: Oh, just a good fellow after a fashion. () 11 (■ H u n (1 1

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Maud: But, Myrtle, don ' t you want to many a man who is economical ? Myrtle: Yes, hut it ' s awful being engaged to one. Joe: Did you hear about Dizz? He ' s had his aijpendix taken away. Green: Serves him rig-ht; should have had it in his mother ' s name. Caretto: How about the next dance, Heavy? Catherine H: Sorry, I am too danced out. Caretto: No, you ' re not too damn stout, just pleasingly plump I Annavard (thinking) : I consider that sheep are the stupidest creatures living. George (absently) : Yes, my lamb. Mr. Deaver: Name the seasons. Annis : Pepper, salt, vinegar and mustard. Miss Shumaker: What kind of an instrument produces footnotes? Red: A shoe horn. Lynn : I think that guy is the worst dancer in the room. Helen: Hush, you forget yourself. In a race with time why should Mr. Ridgely w ' in ? Because time flies and he beats time. Mamma, said little Dick, am I descended from monkeys? I don ' t know, dear; I didn ' t know your father ' s people very well. Red: Dear, how would you like to have a nice little monkey all of your own. Iva B.: Oh, gee! this is so sudden, you ' ll have to ask father. Dumb: I ' ve just had my watch mended an ' it ' s still wrong. Bell: Why, whash she matter with it? Dumb: It ' s pointin ' to noon and it ' s midnight. Mother: Yes, dear, your father and I first met at a dance. Vickers: Oh, that ' s why he ' s always telling me to keep away from dance halls. Miss Moore: This piece of lace on my di ' ess is over fifty years old. Visitor: It ' s beautiful. Did vou make it vourself ? One Hun li r u d T li i

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Mr. Deaver: Whenever I borrow money, I go to a pessimist. Mr. Powers: How ' s that? Mr. Deaver: Because a pessimist never expects it liack. Mrs. Hendrix: Mv son is taking a subject from vou, is he not? Mr. Stevenson: Well, he ' s exposed to it, but I hardlv think he ' ll take it. Miss Moore: I always like to think of motoring as the poetry of motion. Mr. Stevenson : Yes, until the machine breaks down and then Maude ' s beau: And who comes after her? Little brother: Oh, you and a couple of other fellows. Love may be blind ; but those who sit near a spoony couple in the movies are not. Bud: Where did you leani to sing? Bemadine: In a correspondence school. Bud : Well, some of the lessons must have been lost enroute. Miss Shumaker: I notice by this article that men become bal d much more than women because of the intense activity of their brains. Mr. Ridgely: Yes, and I notice that women don ' t raise beards because of the intense activitv of their chins. According to some poets, the best meter of all is to ' meet ' er alone. ' Ina Richards: I heai-d that you took English 51 last term. ' Georgialee: I did and the faculty encored me. Miss Lintz: What has Henry Ford contributed to sociology? Leona Pulsipher: He invented the Ford which throws peo- ple together. Morris Richards: We need to buy new basketball trunks this year. Bertha S. : Do you need trunks to go on these little trips? It is the little things that tell, said Helen Larson, as she pulled her small brother from under the poi ' ch swing. Willow Johnson is a woman of few words. Alfredo: Wanta crack a good joke? Caretto: Sure. Alfredo: Fall on vour face. One Hundred Thirty-S(