Northern Arizona State Teachers College - La Cuesta Yearbook (Flagstaff, AZ)

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Lynn Camp: What have you in the shape of wedding rings? Merchant: Doughnuts, automobile tires and Life Savers. Mr. Helm: Mrs. Filloi-u)), what is the matter with you in this play? Mrs. F. : Oh, I have the cart before the horse and the hamess on the wheels. A tutor who tooted a flute, Tried to teach two young tutors to toot Said the two to the tutor: Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tutors to toot. Mr. Deaver: Are you boys laughing at me? Boys : No, sir. Mr. Deaver: Well then, what else is there in the room to laugh at? Mr. Helm: Now, students, I don ' t want this story to be any- thing artificial, I merely want you to write what ' s in you. Edith Perry wrote : In me there is three oranges, an apple, a liver, a heart and a piece of bread and jam. Paying Teller in the Winslow Bank: But you have to be identified before I can cash this check for you. Helen W. (blushing furiously) : Oh, I just hate to do it, and Lynn would be dreadfully angry, but I have a love letter here which describes me perfectly, if you would care to see it. Helm: John did you read ' To a Waterfowl ' as I told you? John : Yes, I read to one of our ducks but I couldn ' t see that it had any effect on him. I hear that Hartz won a prize for singing. Yes, a whole building — one brick at a time. Lady B. : Did the doctor know what you had? Sarah F. : Seemed to have a pretty accurate idea. He asked for ten dollars and I had eleven. Bushby, the poet: How the trees are moaning and sighing today. Mabel: So would you if you were as full of green apples as they are. Grocer: We have some very fine string beans today. Mrs. Fillerup: How much are they a string? Instructor: What is trigonometry? Pearl J.: It ' s a man that ' s been married three times. Harold P.: What animals fall from the sky? Myrtle: Rain-dear!

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The one who thinks these jokes are poor Would straightway change his views Could he compare the ones I print With those I did not use. Harry W. : Heahs that quatah Ah borrowed from yuh last yeah. E. Hartz: You kept it so long I don ' t know whether it ' s worth while for me to change my opinion of you for just two- bits. Better keep it. Jerry: You had better not kiss me. You ' re liable to get sick. Bob: Oh, never mind, when I was a kid I ate a whole box of paint and didn ' t hurt me a bit. Harvey C. (at a football game) : Keep on the other side of this rope! Newspaper Reporter: But I ' m a reporter. Harvey C. : Well, if you want to know anything about the game, read tomorrow ' s paper. How do you like your new room, Jane? Jane: Rotten, there ain ' t half enough chairs to hold my clothes. Question: What makes Bernadine so nervous? Answer: One of the clocks in her stocking has begun to run. ' The Quarrel Why didn ' t you answer that letter I sent you last vacation? ' I didn ' t get it. Didn ' t? No, and besides I didn ' t like some of the things said in it. There was a young man named Chet Who for a dance did fret, So he took two girls Who had beautiful curls And I guess he ' s dancing yet. One of our boys who ' s good to see Sings this song with very much glee If you can ' t be true To one or two You ' re much better off with three. Oh ! the boys of Taylor Hall ! Fat, slim, short and tall! Work and fret Toil and sweat To keep their Fords running at all.

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Dorothy F. : Mr. Ridgely, where is the home of the swallow? Mr. Ridgely: In the stomach. Cleona H. : Say, you know Chet said I was his latest love. Irma M. : He did ? Say, how did you feel when he said that ? Cleona H. : Like an old maid having her last chance. That man is very peculiar. How so? He says he writes best on an empty stomach. Most people write best on paper. Bud: When can I hope to receive the money you owe me? Dick: Always. Joe, stopping his Ford at a service station, said to the attend- ant: Put a quart of gas in her. SuiiDrised Attendant: Only a quart? Joe: Yes, I am trying to wean it. Brick: Sty, she is the dumbest girl I ever met. George R.: How come? Brick: Why, she wanted to know how many quarters in a football game? George: That ' s nothing, mine wanted to know if a football coach had wheels. Cathryn J.: Why don ' t you bob your hair? Eva G. : I can ' t decide on the style. I don ' t know whether to have it look like a whisk broom or a feather duster. Miss Lintz: What is a pulley, Myrtle? Myrtle: A chicken. Prof.: Kenneth, are you a blond or a brunette? Pinkie: I ain ' t either one; I ' m a full-blooded American. American: Is it really true that the Chinese eat rats? Chinaman : No, but it is really true that the Americans eat hot dogs. It was because of her past that I didn ' t marry Bessie. What ' s the matter with her past. Too long. Odom: Is the course in architecture very extensive? Vickers: Well, I should say so. The other day Mr. Osbom asked us to bring in a drawing of a chicken coop and all the boys turned in pictures of Campbell Hall.