Northampton County High School - Lighthouse Yearbook (Machipongo, VA)

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In an exclusive girl’s school Joyce Spady is Dean of Women. Audrey Wright and Lena Church are now head Secretary of the largest busi¬ ness company in the United States. They are really getting ahead. Gerald Boyd and Evelyn Baines are writing poems for love struck teen-agers. Ernest Powell won the world ' s gold cup for walking cross-country bare-foot in ten days. New world record broken by James Thomas is on another trip to Jupiter to raise pennies to dye Easter rabbits pink, Hattie Andrews and Carol Foeman went along to count and bag the coins. Audrey Finney and Julia Hickman has a capsule garanteed to make you slim, and beautiful. James Spady and Geneva Griffin has a radar brain, now the teachers question is knov n before it is asked. A boon to college students, Herbert Allen and Samuel Weeks claims it does work, Cora Upshur just won a case her first in ten century. Alvin Tucker versus Lafayette Stevens, a case of Purina Chicken growers. Helen Harmon and James Smith experts on love, published a new book Find your Man or Woman on the Moon. Mary Nottingham and Daniel Powell are now writing Ann Lander ' s column Advice to The Love Lost. Carolyn Fitchett and Walter Dozier open the eight hundred letters received each day from Space. Elton Nocks and Calvin Green are plugging the latest cigarette Other People ' s (O.P ' s) on radio station Clyde Sheppard (W.C.S.) Connie Upshur head nurse and Dr. Clarence Arnold of Willow Dies Hospital are the noted inventors of a unique Zipper designed for appendectomy. The slogan is Rip ' em,Zip ' em, Send ' em home! Lynwood Finney has just added four new wives to his harem Gloria Smith, Bessie Moses, Beulah Burrows, Shirley Satchell and Hattie Downing all ladies of the nobility. Betty Ayers a nd George Johnson planet toe-dancers have returned from outer space with a new dance. James Harmon, David Johnson and Georgia Wynn are telling fortunes at 102 It Isn ' t So Lane. Robert Giddins and Gerald Cropper are regular customers. Robert Bailey and Jerry Smith are perfecting a machine to fly under water. The idea is to conquer and civilize on earth, in space and under water. Chester Cypress is his associate. Dr. James Beckett has been on probation for telling his patients that those teeth are all right, but those gums have got to go and so have 1. 25

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY In the age of spaceships, trips to the moon and hydrogen bombs, anything can happen. You may see the year 1972 today! Have a look! Charles Chick” Roane and Tyrone Beach are joint owners of the rocket fleet to Mars. Trips leave daily. Clara Upshur and Percell Nottingham who were married immediately after graduation announces the grand opening of Honeymoon Inn in one of the craters on the moon. Thomas Giddins is a smash hit in Iceland where the three top band musicians, Charles Sample, Milton Christian and Harrison Satchell also appear nightly. Charles Cabbage Matthews has finally lost on the new quiz show You Bet I ' m no Bachelor, it took him ten years, but Lucy Thompson finally won him as $64, 000 prize. Robert Satchell won the All American Male Physique award and Franklin Smith was chose runner-up. Margaret Brisco is the new Miss Perfect Form. Arthur Barnes is Dean of Men and Chester Ross Trower is president and founder of Hattie Collins ' School for Men. ' Barbara Powell and Albert Carter are county collectors for income tax. Minine Rowley and Milton Christian are co-owners of Nothing is Impossible But Beauty Shop. Marqueenia Adairs ' appearance in her song and dance act has won her four husbands and a gold space chariot. Big news in the medical world. Matthew Smith and William Poole have found the cure for corns, bunions and oversize feet. From Washington we hear that Howard Bailey and James Gunter have revo¬ lutionized the printing of currency by using monkeys . They pay them in peanuts . Leon Jacob, Herman Satchell and Flossie Elder leave Friday for Saturn to inspect the new homes built by William Treherne famous earth architect. Shirley Mitchell and James Bailey have discovered a pill to eliminate fly and mosquito breeding--Happy Summer Days! This makes Joyce Joyners ' lotion obsolete. Delores Carpenter and Hayward Rogers are millionaires who made a fortune writing short stories but none of them sell. Governor Walter Sample of Northampton County, Virginia has appointed Maeanne West to act as his chief adviser for 1972. James Dickens is the new priest at Westminister Abby. Brenda Morris, Jeanette Baines nuns of the Fun Order are his assistants. Burley Taylor is showing her latest dress style, Bare Nothing in Rome. The latest in beauty make-up Darling New Faces by Corrine Smith and Joyce Smith is now on sale. 24

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SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of 1962, being of sound bodies and strong minds wish to bequest the following various and sundry items to our comrades we leave behind at Northampton. Jeanette Baines wills her French Book to Andrea Downing. Herbert Allen wills the scholastic ability he has but doesn ' t use, to Curtis Fatherly hoping he will use it wisely. Hattie Andrews wills her ability to get along with others to Carolyn Spady. Charles Roane wills his masculine physique to Jackson Manley. Evelyn Baines wills her black hair to Brenda Bailey. Clarence Arnold wills his leadership to Virgil Press. Shirley Mitchell wills her shapely figure to Barbara Wynder. Walter Sample wills his scholastic ability to Curtis Fatherly. Shirley Stachell wills her quietness to Willie Mae Patterson. Percell Nottingham wills his all-round athletic ability to Joseph Beckett. Burley Taylor wills her height to Bernice Mitchell. James Spady wills his sedativeness and urbane looks to Thomas Locator. Helen Harmon wills her cheering ability to Edmonia Satchell. Samuel Weeks wills his sportsmanship to Herman Small. Clara Upshur wills her hair styles to Nina Sample. Arthur Barnes wills his ability to make A ' s in Government to Thomas Moses. Cora Upshur wills her voice quality to Sharon Meecham. Alvin Tucker wills his speed in football to Walter Barnes. Connie Upshur wills her pleasant personality to Corrine Gray. Lafayette Stevens wills his good hair to Sedrick Bailey. Geneva Griffin wills her leadership to Patricia Scott. Tyrone Beach wills his basketball ability to Alvin Bailey. Lucy Thompson wills her ability to play guard to Carolyn Spady. James Dickens wills his ability to attend church, biblical understanding and unique personality to McHolley Ransome. Hattie Collins wills her excess weight to Ida Giddens. Howard Bailey wills his scientific knowledge to James Sample. Joyce Joyner wills her pleasant smiles to Barbara Baker. James Gunter wills his loving ability to James Stanley. Minnie Rowley wills her pleasant smiles to Mary Spady. Charles Matthews wills his height, football and basketball equipment to Curtis Fatherly. Corrine Smith wills her ability to match colors to Ethel Spady, hoping she will use it wisely. Franklin Smith wills his good hook shot to Allen Fenderson who admires it so. Maeanne West wills her hair styles to Carolyn Spady. Robert Satchell wills his athletic ability to Walter Barnes. Joyce Smith wills her captain uniform to Nina Sample. James Smith wills his ability to talk to girls to Thomas Moses. Joyce Spady wills her ability to act to Dottie White. Jerry Smith wills his ability to draw to Willard Custis. Delores Carpenter wills her petite figure to Shirley Only. James Bailey wills his looks to Walter Barnes. Betty Ayers wills her 26