North Webster High School - Troy Yearbook (North Webster, IN)

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CLASS PROPHECY It is the year 1982 and the occasion is the twentieth reunion of the class of 1962, North Webster High School. The place is the Foggy Club which is owned and operated by Ed Enyeart. It is located one block east of the funeral home. As you drive by the funeral home you will notice a sign reading, Hartup's Speedy Service. We were met at the door by the hostess, Miss Sharon Hudson, who is now the head twist instructor for the club. The first guest to arrive is Linda Miller who recently became the wife of a very wealthy mink rancher. A thunderous roar is heard as Frank Hubbart, now president of Hubbart-Davison Motorcycle Company, comes skidding in on his new seven-cylinder model 300. As we enter the kitchen we find that world famous chef, homemaker of the year, Miss Billie H. Harris. Her able assistant is Miss Karleen Richards who is world famous for her mumblebug salad. As we enter the bar we find Dave Carey sipping a martini with a silver spoon. As we glance around the room we find that Marvin Coy is still at it. He is working behind the bar in his same old black and white pin stripe suit. After our eyes have adjusted to the dim light we see Bob Roose and his wife Jane sitting together in a secluded comer sipping mud cocktails. The floor show is about to begin starring the one and only Miss Sherry Wolf commonly known as the VIP Girl. What's Vip? Now the spotlight switches to swinging Jimmy Wolfe whose last record Don't Bug Me Man, sold a million copies. An announcement, is now being made by that world famous announcer Larry Harvey. He is telling us all to go outside, as we step into the brisk air we look up. We see a dim glow whirling around the earth, it's Colonel Dobbins and his runaway C.A.P. Jet. Off in the brush we see what appears to be a flashlight, which turns out to be Tom Davis and Jill Sullivan, hunting for night crawlers. Across the street we see the neon light of Hinesley and Weaver, Steam Heating. Cruising slowly around the comer is Marvin Whitacre and Ted Reynolds in their twin go-karts. They just passed Woody Hair's Barber Shop. Just down the road we see the lights from Teghtmeyer's Big Ball Bowling Club. As we look skyward again, we see a blinding flash as Donna Shaw streaks overhead, it seems she has been kicked out of the mule bam again. Up pulls a 1950 black chevy Limousine driven by Ronald Gillum. He opens the door of the Limousine and out steps the famous band director Kenny Jernigan. We now go inside to the gambling casino, the first thing we see is a blinding shuffle of cards, as the world's shortest gambler slewfoots in, it's Miss Maverick Pearl. At the left of the card tables we see a great confusion, as Steven Wright enters with the dessert, (Rice Pudding) we see that the pudding is measured by Ronald Boyer, (it has to be four inches, that is, of rice). The books with the rice measurements are kept by Sandy Eaton. Sitting in the middle of the room on a stool is the famous comedian, and life of the party, Thomas Hill. A tremendous roar is heard as the ceiling gives way above the casino, and in drops the attic dwellers, Brenda Wilcoxson and Peggy Huffman. As for myself I am now manufacturing ice fishing houses featuring pool tables. Leonard Baugher Witness Eddie Enyeart 22

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I, Ed Hartup, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to get five words a minute to anyone that can use it, that is minus five. I, Dave Carey, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to be looked upon with suspicion by Gaylord Toll and be called into office every other day for nothing at all, to Jerry Gullet. I, Marvin Whitacre, do hereby will and bequeath my black beard to Vaughn Pass. I, Jim Wolfe, do hereby will and bequeath my masculine physique to Lance Bell. I, Sharon Hudson, do hereby will and bequeath my feminine walk to Betty Clayton. I, Karleen Richards, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to rip out the hem of my dress five times and get it in the sixth time to Mrs. Perry. I, Woody Wagoner, do hereby will and bequeath my curly hair to Sharon Watson. I, Jack Dobbins, do hereby will and bequeath my charming and gracious manners and conduct to Jack Rhoades. I, Karen Hinesley, do hereby will and bequeath my curiosity to explore the attics of the school to anyone who can use it to the best of their ability. 1, Sandy Eaton, do hereby will and bequeath my typewriter to Mr. Bryant in hopes that he will put it to good use. I, Donna Shaw, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to catch a certain Leesburg boy to Patsy Meyers. I, Thomas Dee Davis, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to play tennis on Homer Shoop's Court without getting mad and hitting the ball across the road into the golf course to Kerry Koontz, better known as HOCH. I, Ken Jemigan, do hereby will and bequeath my feminine wiggle to masculine Betty Clayton in hopes that she can catch a man. I, Tom Hill, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to throw erasers in shop class without being caught to Albert Reese. I, Jill Sullivan, do hereby will and bequeath my dad's green sign hauling truck to anyone who wants to move a Tippy sign. I, Bill Weaver, do hereby will and bequeath my pleasing personality to the Junior girls. 21

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