North Webster High School - Troy Yearbook (North Webster, IN)

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SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the Class of ’48, being of fairly sound mind and memory, before witnesses, do hereby declare this to be our last will and testament, disposing of our property as follows: Article I To the Freshman Class we hereby will and bequeath all our ideas from initiation to use when they become Seniors. To the Sophomore Class we hereby will and bequeath our ability to pay and demand respect for the teachers at all times. To the Junior Class we hereby will and bequeath our seats in the study hall and Government Class. Article II To Mr. Blosser, we hereby will and bequeath an all day sucker to keep him occupied after we are finally gone. To Mr. Gerard and Mr. Royer, we hereby will and bequeath all our Chemistry and Physics papers, equipment, and experiments so that future classes may blow up the school house, as we failed to do so. To Mr. Caskey we hereby will and bequeath all our Government notebooks and papers. Heaven knows what he will do with them. To Mr. Young we hereby will and bequeath all our bookkeeping abilities to be given free to next years class. To Mrs. Bodkin we hereby will and bequeath our ability to look ruffled. To Miss Yoder, we hereby will and bequeath our ability to do calisthenics. To Mrs. Eshleman we hereby will and bequeath all our musical ability for use by future generations (poor souls.) Article III I, Donald Cretcher, do hereby will bequeath my height to Bobby Gift. I, Dick Culberson, do hereby will and bequeath the bottom 2 octaves of my voice to Foy Sauers. I, Jack Dietrich, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to play drums to Bob Fidler. I, Elmo Engle, do hereby will and bequeath my basketball ability to Jerry Rensberger. I, Wayne Freshour, do hereby will and bequeath my great size to Bob Rhodes. I, John Frisinger, do hereby will and bequeath my car to anyone who can start it. I, Edwin Grieder, do hereby will and bequeath my way with the women to Leonard Mauzy. 1, Joseph Kruger, do hereby will and bequeath my red hair to Mr. Royer. I, Carleton Leek, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to blow up balloons to Carol Scott. I, Joe Martin, do hereby will and bequeath my love for meaness to Jim Folk. I, Harry Mier, do hereby will and bequeath my loud mouth to George Cunningham. I, Charles Shock, do hereby will and bequeath my hound Buck to anyone who wants him. I, Herbert Weaver, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to argue with Mr. Caskey to Joan Warble. I, John Weimer, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to do Chemistry to Bob Black. I, Jack Stump, do hereby will and bequeath my woman hating ability to Tom Elliot. I, Zelma Banning, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to study to everyone who needs it.