North Toronto Collegiate Institute - Howler Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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Page Forty-Eiylzz' THE HOWLER1934 CLEAN UP WEEK' lV1zat Others Say About It Eddie Cantor4 VVhy didnyt you tell me about this clean up campaign, I could have sent you Rubinoff. Ah, yes. Mae Wfest-CXVhose picture hangs in a dusty lockeitj- Say, why don't you clean up and see me sometime, black and grimy? Do you think you Mae VVest your time ? school . . . VVe regained this honor in 1933. Possibly they referred to Hooker's commercial chart and saw some mystical relation between the years '31 and '33, This is quite probable, as many thought we won the banner, by Hooker by crook! . . . Then again, maybe they put all the names in a hat, and North Toronto was pulled out first .... Or it may Ed. NVynn- I think have been the best two it was a good idea, 3 out of three .... If Graham, but it s noth- s ok, - those score cards were ing new. , f N., tallied the computators K . .. Q7 . M Graham - Is that - ,voor must work on an an- right ? I 5: ii.-,, nual contract .... If Ed. NVynn Y Sure, if '- all the dirst, garnered they only changed the -- QRS XVil1 Rogers saidj, name. We used to call - them poker partiesfl sf x bk :xc Will Rogers- Those North Toronto stud- ents might come down to Vyashington and help President Roose- velt sort of clean up the Senate. They cer- tainly did a good job of ilii2l1'l1Sl'l-lllg' at home. sf sf :ff DK Baron Munchausen and Charlie- Baron- And so, Sharly, efter dot, dey killed seventy-six tousand, eight hundred und ninety-vun rats. Charlie- VVhy, Baron, that's ridiculous. Baron- Und dot's not counting der vun vot got avayf' Charlie- XVhy, the whole story is absurd, preposterous. I don't believe it. Baron- Vas you dere, Shady? Charlie- No. VVere you? Baron- No, by golly, und I don't belief it minezelff' lVhat IVQ Say About It This clean-up campaign may be compared to a scavenger hunt. However, the clean-up cam- paign is really much more educational since ingenuity plays a greater part than accomplish- ment. The banner was awarded for the lirst time two years ago, when North Toronto proved to be the scavengerest secondary , :L A-Q. K '? , N 1 ilflis -3-6 I f flak - Y rf' -- . W5 WON THF any crffvfxf- UP uk , '-.,, during the campaign were stretched from end to end it would-er- well it would make NValter XVinchell, the original scavenger, feel cheap . . . dirt cheap. Yowsahf' . . . Say, Ber- . Q sc f 95 c ,, f o x :ly P.-zfuiwa, k,,,, nie, you're in the wrong section. However, you may comment in VVhat Others Say About Itf' . . . Well, anyway, if you would 'have asked the old maestro his opinion of the campaign, he would have replied it was a dirt cheap. But seeing you don't want his opinion in this section he will not give it, so help me. . . . Pardon the intrusion, folks, that was Ben Bernie . . . One thing is certain, a clean-up banner was due to North Toronto. That is if you consider the accom- plishments of our scholarship winners, track squad, and senior rugby team . . . In conclu- sion, may we say, that if the city can clean up the T.T.C. as satisfactorily as we cleaned up North Toronto, we will return the banner . . . This is your local correspondent BUD SHAPIRO . . . Good-night. as :ic So you confess that was carried to the taps sir, what part did you asked the investigator. Pls if the unfortunate man and drenched. Now, take in this affair? The Freshman rneekly replied: The left leg, sir.

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p,,,,,.1:,',-,yi ruff 11on'Lz5R, 193-l ---BUYS sposrs--H ORTH Toronto can look back on her sports achievements of the past year with justifiable pride. Our trophy cab- inet is now groaning beneath the weight of hitherto elusive cups and shields. That cursed jinx which has dogged North Toronto's Ath- letic aspirations has finally been broken for- ever fwe hopeyl In the following brief resume of Athletic endeavours we have probably touched too lightly on the untiring and unselhsh efforts of our various coaches. They, who gain nothing but the satisfaction of seeing these boys fill positions in real life as capably as they did on the gridiron, deserve more credit than the hardest working player on the team. Cn be- half of the School, we take this opportunity to thank you and may your future be re- warded by a continuous line of Championships. SENIOR RUGBY PERSONNEL 1. HXVALLYU W1LKINsoN: the old pokerface himself. A more popular captain never donned a North Toronto uniform. Mr. Reynolds made no mistake when he said that Wally was the best snap-back in high school football. A tower of strength, both physically and spiritually, XVally played a stellar role in his last year of football. 2. Vic SXVINDENZ thalf-backl is heralded by newspapers as the greatest half-back in high school rugby during the 1933 sea- son. Starting his football career with Mr. Page's 15929 125 lb. Champs, Vic has im- proved steadily under the coaching of Messrs. Page, Bryce, and Reynolds. Pop- ular with fans and players both, this com- ing star will be seen with Balmy Beach or Argo Juniors next year. 3. Conn lXIACDoNALD: Chalf-backj this veteran has played every season since 1930 but in his last year he has certainly dis- played his best brand of football. Gord runs as he dances and that means gang- way! Not only does he excel at rugby, but is equally good at hockey and swimming. -1. J. 6 .- 4 V fl. 10. 5. Run Momiv: The most reckless player on the team. Red certainly did not spare himself and flattened opposing plungers with careless abandon. His canny knowl- edge of football earned him the pivot position on a championship team . MERRY MIQRRIFIELD: fhalf-backj This blond menace is the boy who can throw forward passes farther than others can izick. His long pass, coupled with Mac- donald's deadline punt, clinched North 'l'oronto's first Senior Championship. De- veloped under the tutelege of Mr, Page, KIerry's aerial attacks formed one of the chief offensive threats of the team. HGORD.H KIRBY: CFlying-wingi. This mighty mite of pep and light, XVhen holes are made, he makes 'em right. Gord does not confine all his energies to football, but also plays a stellar role of guard on the Sr. Basketball team. Gizokcsiz HQFFSIDEU PETRIE: Qlnsidel. George showed a surprisingly affectionate disposition, as he could often not wait for the whistle before he had the opposing quarter-back in a loving embrace. George will continue his amorous ways on next year's line. TED VVATT: flnsidej. Ted's peculiar style of plunging made him a consistent ground gainer, and his defensive tactics left nothing to be desired. He hopes to be out of the school next year, but there's many a slip . . . JEFF LvD1ATT: tlfiddlej. Jeff is cer- tainly not an unfamiliar figure on the gridiron. If scholarships were given for rugby, Jeff would certainly qualify for the honour, as he has the game down to a science. Incidentally, no school can boast of a better locker-room quartett than that composed of Jeff, Red, Vic, and Gord. HANK GLOYER: COutsidej. Hank should make a good Broadway Column- ist as he has the low down on all half-backs unfortunate enough to be tackled by him. His sure fingers and