North Toronto Collegiate Institute - Howler Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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Ijufff IYIIIICI-Y-.Sil.l' :if Pk Pk wr Seekloff: XVhen is a chair like a lady's dress? Morton: Xl'hen it is sat-in. as PF :ze Pk vv Smith: XYhen is a man not a man. Magee: XVhen he is a shaver. 1: br Pk Pk 3F .1 Day in SF I0 illuxic Rising-Lazy liones. H56 2i.1ll.+l'VC gotta pass your house. Auditoriumslaearn to croon. 1'hysicsflJon't do anything l wouldn't do. French-Don't blame me. Algebraflle minus you. lfnglish-Thank heaven for you. I-atineIsn't it heavenly. Lunch-Gotta go. P.T.-I'll neve' be the same. History-Down the old ox road. Detentionelt isn't fair. Homework-Morning, noon and night. PK Pk 'Y IU- Col. lYood: A'Haven't you a tire extinguisher for this portable ? Mr. Gerrow: Nou Col. Hood: XVell, I guess they won't burn up if the place does catch on tire. Mr. Gerrow: Oh, they'll burn all right: they're not green. Line Qin classh : I have a new little brother at home. Is it true that he came from heaven E Teacher: Of course! Line: VVhat a fool to come from heaven to our house. wk Pk ai: :if Fetherstone: I started out after I grad- uated from high school on the theory that the world had an opening for nie. Teacher: And you found it? ' Fetherstone: NVell rather! I'n1 in a hole now. Pk vp ,if PF Scene I.-Juliet comes out on the balcony and whispers iiRO11lCOyl. Then silence. Romeo comes into view, chanting I'm coming, I'm coming, but my head is bended low: I hear your gentle voice calling Rome-e-e-0-0-O. THE HOIVLER, '1954 Scene ll.-Romeo and Juliet are sitting spooning when a knock is heard. Romeo hollers: VVho's there ? Answer: The Merchant of Venice. Romeo: That's fine, bring me some Hamlet and eggs. t Merchant: As you like it. How about a little VVelsh Rarebit, Romeo? Romeo: Oh, no, that would give me A Midsummer Night's Dreamf' :if wk :sf wk 3G Meen: Any motorist who rounds a sharp bend in the road with too much enthusiasm is liable to take a turn for the worse. 4: x Pk X Little green parrot In a cage In a rage. My word, XVhat we heard: Naughty bird! PK x bk ak Mally Brown says that going to extremes is having chilblains and a cold in the head at the same time. 7' 4 J' , .-:'- , ,LX ' :nu ff I y NW Wm, 'l.,,,,. : rp ffm, F4315 ivQl1g fllil-Q 'Lf lib' .ei2.:2iii1:i.f:i .-:Xt ju I K ? 4' v s. f .-.sriifgglff XT f f ' -J V ' Q i V i i ,l --,i--l- 'THE lZU68y aqfvce was 4 HUGE sucess.

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THE HOIVLER, 1934 They tell me that in Germany a small boy was arrested and impounded for playing a Jew's harp. Our Form in 10 Yvars Trimble-Cutting meat. Stokes-Professor of Physics at N.T.C.I. Stiff-Professor of Communism at N.T.C.l. Shantz-Happily married to Miss Blackhall. Dedman-A dentist. Broaclley-lst class street cleaner Cready for promotioni. Dunbar-Still looking for Shanghai Lil. Gibson-No address. Johnston-Feeling spuds on the Chippawa. Durham-Yainly attempting to reform lfp- per Canada. Duckworth-Now on the Board of Control. Foster-Stokes' apt pupil in Physics. Lewis :-Pitching hay XYay out VVest. Alconbrack - Coaching the Port Credit juniors. Miss Robertson-Teaching hrst grade in the little Red School House. Miss Cook-Subbing for Greta Garbo. Miss VVeymouth-Looking for Don Moir. Miss Blackhall-Happily married to Shantz? Miss Shields . . . ? Note.-Yes! VVC know this line has often been used but we thought we'd try it again anyway. wk Pk af ar 3D Don: Your brother just saw me kiss you. How much should I give him to keep quiet ? Ruth: He usually gets 50c. wk ar 1: as Mother: Margaret, get right off Johns knee. Margaret: Not a chance, mother, I was here first. :or :of wr as Elderly Lady Centering late while the orchestra is playingj : VVhat are they playing now ? Elderly Husband fwithout looking at pro- gramj : Can't you se the notices on each side of the platform? It's the 'Refrain' from 'Striking Matches'. wk 4: ar ik Kelly: I had a nightmare last night. Rapp: Yes, I saw you with her. Page Nizzcfy-Five Dentist tto Macintosh in chairl: There's no need to pay until it's all over. Macintosh: I'm only counting my money before I get the gas. ai: wk wi: ac Gregory tafter waiting in line in caf. for 15 minutes, speaks impatiently to waitressl: Have you ever been to the zoo lVaitress: UNO. Greg.: lVell, you ought to go-you'll en- joy seeing the tortoises whiz by. X ff as vs Greg. rafter showing his poem to the form rep. Davidson: lYhat did he say aliout your poem? Greg.: He said it was so had, it couldn't be 'verse '. Tyndall: .Xre you fond of dumb animals, Grace Grace D.: If you are proposing you will have to ask papa. ak :if wk wk C011 You lllliltjfllc' Maybce doing his Algebra? Rolph forgetting a History date? Sakloff without a detention? Kelly being on time? Mann without a come-back? Rapp without a pun? Miss Nicholson not chewing gum? Miss MacKinnon not skipping French? Karry with his French homework done? Rochester failing in Physics? The class on time for Latin? Miss McGuire with her Latin done? wi: x Pk wr 3E jolly: XVhen are volunteers not volun- teers F NVeaver: XVhen they are mustered. x :if wk :of Francis: NVhy is dough like the sun ? Rapp: When it rises it is light? :if ff wk an Miss Downey: NVhen is coffee like the soil ? Miss McGuire: Wl1en it is ground. 41 1: ar :sf Rolph: VVhen is a pretty girl like a ship P Mann: When she is attached to a buoy.

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ll THE HOlVLER,1934 3H Mr. Forsythe Cafter doing an experimentl : Lights, please. Silence - zip - crash - tinkle. Kingsmill: Here you are, sir. Pk Pk Ik Pk Norah McCherry: Ain't Coutts 'grand'? Edith Johnston: Your French is all right but your eyesight is bad. at fr 4: af Pcrsoualtier If there is any Rumbling in the form we know who to blame. ar :of wr x Ken Coutts almost lost all his hair when we began to take up the extraction of roots in Algebra. ff af af :af You got to be Sharp to know the work. :of wk :sf ak The correct name for Hill should be Mound, for he is only 5 ft, 6 in. tall. as :k :lf Pk Mr. Frank Csubstituting for Miss Keageyl : VVho's Soper? Rousell fspeaking for classl : XVe all are! sf af af x Soper: Miss Sharp, please stop talking. Your badness reflects upon yourself. Miss Sharp: Then you had better never look in a mirror. af ar wk ar Mr. Reynolds fAlgebraj: Coutts, there are some little pieces of paper near your seat. Coutts: Yeh! I know! Denison just dreamt that he was married so I tried to oblige. an x sf :ic Miss Allen: Is Davis here ? Yes, Miss Allen. A few seconds elapse- then, Er-uh-er-yes, Miss Allen. Miss Allen: Russell is here but I have my doubts about Jack. lk lk Ik lk One scholar: Who broke that window F Another scholar: The slug-machine at the Roehampton Pharmacy. Page .Yirzcly-Sewell 3K Scene-On board the good ship Hearts of Oak, carrying a load of Canadian trees, bound for England. First Mate: Some storm, eh Cap ? Silence. First Mate: Some stomi, eh Cap ? Silence. First Mate: Some storm, eh Cap ? Captain: Say listen, that's fret' times you've said that. First Mate: I know, but I just wanted to ask what chance we have. Captain: Oh, we maple through. First Mate: Oh, how I pint' to be with my little ones. Captain: XYell spruce up, me lad. First Mate: Say Cap, I would like to ash you a question. Captain: Oak, go ahead. First Mate: VVhat's that I radar in the water? Captain: That's the 3-mile float. First Mate: Oh buoy, we haven't fir to go. At this time in punishing story the Second Mate appears, all aflutter and bursting with excitement. Second Mate: Captain, we've sprung a leak. Captain: Get back and fix it, that's the most poplar remedy. Second Mate: We can't sir, we're half sub- merged. Captain: Have Ht'III lark our papers in the safe and prepare to drown. Second Mate disappears down the hatchway. Captain: Walnut, what's it going to be ? First Mate: VVhat do you mean, sink or swim F Captain: Naw! It's going to be fliers, mit. Second Mate freappearing from the under- wear-pardon me, I mean hatchwayj: The white mice are under the trees and everyone has started to balsa. Captain: The mice wood be, fir heaven's sake. First Mate: Alas, my friend. Captain: You'1l ask me what F First Mate: Alaska to lash me to the elm.