North Toronto Collegiate Institute - Howler Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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THE HOIVLER, 1934 Croft Huddelston Qafter talking to Audrey Kelly in German classj replies: Tsch! tsch! Mr. Klinck: What was that, Huddelston P Croft: Only some German, sir. 4: x as: 1: School Days Johnny asked. Mary refused. johnny begged. Mary blushed. Johnny argued. Mary hesitated. johnny insisted. Mary resisted. -lohnny tried. Mary surrendered. So little johnny carried Mary's books home from school. FK wi: as: lk 4C Mr. Medcof: Y.'alters, how would you punctuate this sentence, 'The girl who was very beautiful smiled at me.'? Tommy NYalters: Ill make a dash after the girl. sr if 1: 10: McCogue tpassioaatclyl: jc t'adore! Lois Freek: Shut it yourself, lazy. x: wi: 4: 4: McCogue has the teachers worried. He re- fuses to give them the key to his code of writ- ing and they don't know what he writes about them on the exams. 4: vi: lk Pk Mr. Page froaring to trembling classj I Who dropped that pin back there? I tell you I won't put up with this infernal racket. 4: au: 4: Pk The wrinkles in our form master's brow are due to the dilliculty he is having in perfect- ing a machine which will correctly record and transmit the numerous names of those who are invited to the otlice each morning by Mr. Ayres. a: as: 11: 1: 4D The Scotch Rugby yell: Get that quarter back. Pk ar 4: 4: Bill Bowlen, star half-back of the Junior team, made thirteen successful passes in one game. Note: The dice were loaded. ws: 4: 4: 1: They laughed when VVillis sat down at the piano-he'll never wear tight trousers again. ws: al: 1: a: Jolly: Does Holmes like work ? Gauley: He likes nothing better. Page Ninety-One They say Duncan Stewart always fries his bacon in Chipso-so it won't shrink. -4: wx: if s: 4D's comedians: Colson and Johnson. x PF a: a: Miss Laughlin: If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. Bill Boyd: How about a hair cut F ik 1: ik 4: Giffen: Did you till your date last night ? - Bond: I hope sog she ate everything on the menu. if wa: 1: Ik 4E 4 Marion: Bob wants me to wear a grass skirt to the masked ball. Bernice: But, my dear girl, what are you going to do about it F Marion: Oh, I'll just wriggle out of it. 4: 1: 4: iz: Mr. Lewis: McKennetly, what do you know about Greek Syntax F lllcliennedy: Gosh, did they have to pay for their fun too ? 9: a: x ff Contents of Gardener's Chem. notebook: 16 telephone numbers. 12 Drawings, girls' heads. 1 Imaginative drawing, a teacher. 1 Preliminary draft, letter to Marg. 13 Rosedale addresses. -I Forest Hill addresses. 1 Recipe, beer-with-a-kick. 5 Pages chemistry notes. av, i 1 9.9 f 'N I-Q I 3

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Page Ninety Herr Klinck Cjust after Mr. Hornblast and Doris Collins have finished translating a rather touching scene in Unter Vier Augenj: That's line! That's the way I like to see it done-no hesitation whatsoever! :if wr ar :if Herr Klincl: tto tzzrdy studentsj: Now I want you girls to get in on time. I just saw Colonel XVood walking along the hall with one of the members of the board. Tardy Girls: Sir, that was his wife. Voice from the back: Hal ha lffthe board of control! :r :r ar if No Blackbirds This Time Only a man who has been there could have written the following: Sing a song of penitence, A fellow full of rye: Four and twenty serpents Danced before his eye. XVhen his eye was opened He shouted for his life: VVasn't he a pretty chump To go before his wife? PK ik wr wr 4B Come gather round ye students and harken unto me, And listen while I tell you of The wonderful form -IB. Search round the school and through the school, And whatever forms you see, None of them can possibly compare lVith the wonderful form LLB. And when you read this narrative you will I know agree, That never has there been a class Like this wonderful form LLB. In September when we had to pay Our Association Fee, Vlfho got the pennant for paying up first? Why this wonderful form 4B. In athletics we excel as anyone can see, For who won the Volleyball championship? Why the athletic form 4B. Who is the one who is the Tennis Single champ? THE HOWLER, 1934 Someone is asking meg XVell it's Ida Tipp, who is, of course, A student of 4B. if 4: :if :sf Louis lVinnel was walking up to the front of the room. Someone tripped him. Stan McFarlane: He's like. a parachute. Chuck Gibson: 'WVhy? Stan McFarlane: He was made to fall. 4: 4: 4: 1: Miss I-Iampson: The Persians melted away and the Greeks wanted to, but they hadn't any place to melt to. Myrtle Andrews: NVhy didn't they melt in Greece F 4: :se 4: wr The Young Bride: Men are too mean for anything. XVhat's the matter now ? asked her best friend. W'hy, I asked Jack for the car to-day, and he said that I must be content with the splen- did carriage that nature gave me. ff an wk 4: Ralph Hunt: XVho was the smallest man in history ? Eleanor Doan: I don't know. Ralph Hunt: The Roman soldier who went to sleep on his watch. 4: :lf wr :sf Mr. Tolmie fto Myrtle Andrewsj: VVhat is Theorem 9 F Myrtle tells him. Mr. Tolmie: Did you have your book open ? Myrtle: Yes. Mr. Tolmie: Your mind is like an open book. i.,.r-'S+

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Page .Y1'11vfvv-Two 4F Mr. Shaw: Houston, don't sit there doing nothing just because you're good at it. au: vi: 4: Ik Mr. Shaw: Now take this badly broken angle. Chorus: This what ? Mr. Shaw: This rectangle. bi: 4: fa: 4: Mr. Lewis: I have here some tickets at half price, for the Royal Alex. J. B. Priest- ley's 'Dangerous Corners' is on.-No, Hous- ton, not 'Dangerous Curves. ao: a: Pk a: Frank: I'm knee-deep in love with you. Anne: All right, I'll put you on the wading - 11 list. Ji: 14: 4: ai: McKnight: Congratulate me, I got through in my exams. Kirk: t'Honestly F McKnight: lVhy bring that up ? a: 4: wk 1: Mr. Lewis: XVhen was baseball first men- tioned in the Bible ? Freeman: lVhen Rebecca walked to the well with the pitcher. ai: ni: 1: 4: Believe I! or Not- -There's only one Rome in our Room Qand that's too manyj. -Bayly can't play hockey. Vile shore are glad. -IF has only one Button fthe rest are all zippersl. - Kay,' Allen is Mr. Shaw's pet aversion. -There is only one Smith and he's white. - Mac is not a Knight. -Kirk may be Scotch but he's not a church- man. -Hustwitt is not a wit Qhe's a half-witj. Ik Ik ai: x Pogue fauto demonstratorj: Now I'll throw in the clutch. Farmer Evans: I'll take her then. I knew if I held off long enough you'd give me something for nothing, b'gosh. lk 4: as: 1: Mr. Shaw: I now subtract the side from the diagonal. What's the difference ? jackson: That's what I say. Who cares ? THE HOIVI.ER,1934 4G W'az son and Tlzouzplron went to lVashing- ton in their Karr. They wanted to hunt Hawks and for this purpose hired a Bowman. They paid him a Nichol and promised him another Nichol if he did well. They motored quite far that day, and at night found two trees, a Petrie and a Hazelwood, under which they camped. The next morning lVa!'so1z shot a Partridge. This success made him a Newmazz. He was so happy that he played his Fife. A llifiller from near-by heard him and was very an- noyed. He hurried over and said, De-Klein from making that noise. But XVat'son said, I won't be Bos! by you. Nevertheless, he put his Fife away and they set out once more. -1: Ji: wi: a: 4G Next Year Frances Thompson-Our promising English student. Agnes Duthie-Oh! that Chemistry! Ruth Bost-Still drawing horses. McConaghy - Winning a scholarship in Geometry. Petrie-Star of Senior Rugby. Dunbar-Editor of Howler. Partridge . . . ? Roberts-Hanging out of Miss Hampson's window. Hazelwood-Coaching the Juniors. Fife-Somewhere far from Klein's fist. ae: 1: IF a: 'O-Og