North Toronto Collegiate Institute - Howler Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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IHE HUIVLER, 1954 Pc1gyfT11r TFIHIE SCIHIQQIL GIF QIHIAMPIICDINISS The World Championship School Trophy won in open competition two years consecutively hy Weller College. ul' if ir John D. Rockefeller says - - Nl believe that every young man and woman who wants to succeed in Business should do as l did : : talce a course at a commercial college. Worlds Richest Man ir ir ir WEI.l.ER SECRETARIAI. COLLEGE PHONE! LOMBARD 0288 986'8 BLOOR ST, WEST ' TORONTO, UNT. sssssi gaagaaaai isgssisgigsaaeassiialgg

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THE HOIVLER1934 fldjft' Ififflzly-Five El ,0 W 6 F ' l,g. ,, C NQIEI Ilfvith Due Apologies To Doctor Iameison and the Deceased Genius Signor Iameison many a time and oft In the lab. have you awakened me From my vivid dreams of the night before. Still have I borne it with a soulful sigh, For misery is my lot in all my classes: You call me misbehaver, half-wit, fool, And crow about my mental wanderings, And for sleeping when I have great need of it. lVell then, it now appears I need your help: Forget what's past, I go to you and plead, lamief I would have marks, so say I, I that did shun your sage forecasts And treat you as you were a head prefect Or some such fine example CU Alas I see you will not heed me. Ho hum, Boy am I tired! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. if is ff si: News flash! Doctor Xllhitelaw and Profes- sor Gaynor are now winging their way over mid-Atlantic. lVe'll try and pick them up by wireless-Crackle, crack! splutter! !!?5':! Prof. Gaynor: lVell doc., we're half way over. How's the gasoline supply? Doc. Whitelaw: The gauge says 'half'. I don't know whether that means half full or half empty. Sputter, crack! bing! BOOM!! :ic wk ar wk There was a young fellow named Marshall, lVho was to punning quite partialg He once said to Mitchell, just a sec, I'll go mit you, Now they're wrapping him in a black parcel. x :aw ag vs johnson Cdiscussing U. S. A. conditionsj : You know, Powell, there are a lot of good people in the bier. Powell: Yes, and there is a lot of good beer in the people. INTFRYIFXVS FOR I AYOI.'RI'l'I2 EXPRFSFIONS By Creg Glark and Iiimmy blrise lYe must get something for the Howler, I said. Of course, replied my side-kick Qwho is more often a severe painl, How about some jokes ? I slayed the fool with a glance. jokes, I said, in withering tones, are not lit for the Irlowlerf' Not your jokes, was the retort. I maintained a dignified silence. At that moment a car back-hred and some- one standing near us, who was evidently startled, exclaimed Holy Skunkslu I wonder if that is his favourite expres- sion ? my companion queried idly, and then with a yell of joy, pounced upon me. 'I'hat's it, let's collect favourite expres- sions! lVell, you old son-of-a-gun, I stuttered, for once you've got it. .Xbsolutely got it. Let's start. And so next morning we waited to find out what Melluish and Ford said, but being shy, retiring individuals, we decided to follow them on tiptoe down the hall. M.: Hold that tiger. F.: L'mph! M.: Hold that tiger. F.: LIrnph. Alright, we'll have to let it passg we can't bear it any longer. Somewhat discouraged but determined to persevere in our best manner, we enquired: Miss Greenshields, we were- . . +cosA+sinA-l-cosB+sinB. We're wondering if we- . . . tan A - tan B, oh deah, it's all wrong! Don't bother me! sz: wk -if -if VVearily I closed my eyes . . . zzzz . .