North Toronto Collegiate Institute - Howler Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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THE HOIVLER, 1934 Illoizday in 1E 9.00-Form room.-See you in the eighth period. 9.10-Gym.-XN'here is your uniform? 10.35-French.-All we need is to be a little quieter. 11.15--History.-VVho made that remark? 11.55-Composition.-lf you're not a little quieter, etc. 1.30-Latin.-lf you don't get 90? in this test, etc., etc. 2.10-Algebra.-Boy, remember where you are' :if as is sf Miss Mahoney: How do you spell 'little'? Brady: L-i-t-t-l-e. Miss Mahoney: You should spell it L-i- double t-l-e. Next day Brady had to recite the verse be- ginning: Llp, up, my love, the sun is shining, but he wasn't going to be caught again, so he said, Double up, my love, the sun is shining. :of x Pls :if David Faber and Frank Barrick sit iirst and second in the row. Frank wanting to talk to David, touches his shoulder. One day while the occasional teacher, Mr. Speers, was teaching in the 7th period, Colonel XVood came quietly in and touches David's shoulder. David, disgust- edly, ls that you again ? x 1: ff ff Phyllis Shaw, the star soprano of the school, made a brave attempt to sing, I'll hang my harp on a weeping willow tree, but her voice broke down on the top note. After three unsuccessful tries a voice from the assembly QSmithj hall suggested kindly: Try hanging it on a lower branch, miss. 1 1 U ,+L ff xl, ' , if f W X 0 :lust like 1 T e PHY ltr-:gf 5! TT? X . Hznzdrcd and Ons THE BIG sa. BROADCAST On January 24th, 1934, the Literary and Dramatic Society staged its first riot of the year. Rest assured, though, for it was not the type of riot so popular in the Chicago mill: war, but an out and out laugh riot, popularly entitled, The Big Broadcast. This promising title brought a packed assemblyg the girls praying for a glimpse of Bing Crosby, and the boys for a large portion of Kate Smith. Neither boys nor girls were entirely disappoin- ted, although Bing and Kate were forced to substitute, as were all the other radio stars. Ed. fwallingtonj Golightly genially an- nounced the opening of the big Station N.T.C. Studios, and, as the curtain rose, lack QXVhite- manl Hodgins and his boys crashed forth to tune of Rhapsody in Blue Nl, while Bud fBernie3 Shapiro cooed foamy phrases about Pabst Blue-Ribbon Beeah! Then followed a galaxy of vocal stars led by Kate Smith, Bing Crosby and the Mills Brothers, all ac- companied by Hodgin's Collegians and punc- tuated by breezy witticisms a la Bernie. Sev- eral brilliant imitations of the nonsense of Ed. Wynne, the supercilious stutterings of Roy Atwell, and the criidities of Bert Lahr and Schnozzle Durante, were intermingled with orchestra selections, an accordian solo, and an exhibition H of ivory-pounding by ffiershwinj Bassett. These were only a few of the laugh and thrill-provoking highlights of this well arrang- ed programme, and the Literary and Dramatic Society should be congratulated on its splen- did and successful effort in promoting a pro- gramme that consistently brought down the packed house and created an unprecedented enthusiasm in the activities of the club. It is rumoured, and we hope it's true, that they are going to present it again soon. Special comment should be made as to the excellent manner in which the members of Form 4G enacted The Crimson Cocoanut, by Ian Hay, which preceded the Broadcast. I am sure they are to be heartily congratulated also, by the school as a whole.

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