North Toronto Collegiate Institute - Howler Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

Text from Pages 1 - 132 of the 1934 volume:

Page Ninety-Four And forms a blanket on our backs. Thus the pupils of 3A Find the portable day by day. at Pk x wr . A THE HOWLER, 1934 Mr. Keagey: It hurts me just as much as it does you. Mr. Reynolds: Re-e-e-e-form Ranks! Mar-r-r-r-ch l IK lk lk lk ' Miss Fenwick: Ready. 1, 2, 1, 23 1, 2, 1, 2. Mr. Forsythe : And ' if that isn't sufficient, I can give you some more. Col. W'ood: Nowl tigure out a way to get back in. R. Scott: Has anyone got a nickel ? Pk Pk Pk wk Miss Keagey: Blackwell, don't you think there is music : in the sky ? Y 3B Blackwell: Have you heard the one about the dirty collar? Crossley: No. Tom: That's one on you. if 1: JK wr Scott's father was visiting Greece and while he was there he sent Ralph a postcard reading: Dear Son,- Qn the other side of this card there is a picture of the rock from which the Greeks throw their defective children. Wish youiwere here, Dad- : an Pk 4: Famous Last lVora's Miss Mahoney: How many have prepared their history review ? Mr. Baker: Alright now! Cut it out back there! Miss Allen: I ought to know more about it than you. Mr. Page: Who messed up the board with this ? -V Blackwell: I don't know about that, Miss K e a g e y, but I've heard of the sun caus- ing belles to peel. 3C Thomas and his Cozens, Lew-is and lilac, de- cided to go to school one day. As they were walking along they saw Danger faj Field in the shape of a Fulton of coal advancing upon them. Give us our swords and Shields and we will catch it, they cried. VVhen they had caught it, they said, We will Gibson to the Cook who Stokes the furnace. So they Foster to take it, and hurried, Broadley speaking, for fear they might be late. Suddenly they met a Stiff man smelling strongly of Garfejlick. Hands up, Ellis, you are a Dedmanf' he said to Thomas. Do you Wanna buy a duck? asked Lewis, to calm him. How much is the Duckworth? Nothing, was the reply. Lak- iug you as I do we shall Alconbfrj ack to the Barrickfsj and see Davidfsjsonf' But they answered that they could not as they had made a Bond to go to school that day. Walker long then, the man said, I see Johnfsjson so I will go with him. They hurried on and en- tered the big Blackhall just in time. THE HOIVLER, 1934 They tell me that in Germany a small boy was arrested and impounded for playing a Jew's harp. Our Form in 10 Yvars Trimble-Cutting meat. Stokes-Professor of Physics at N.T.C.I. Stiff-Professor of Communism at N.T.C.l. Shantz-Happily married to Miss Blackhall. Dedman-A dentist. Broaclley-lst class street cleaner Cready for promotioni. Dunbar-Still looking for Shanghai Lil. Gibson-No address. Johnston-Feeling spuds on the Chippawa. Durham-Yainly attempting to reform lfp- per Canada. Duckworth-Now on the Board of Control. Foster-Stokes' apt pupil in Physics. Lewis :-Pitching hay XYay out VVest. Alconbrack - Coaching the Port Credit juniors. Miss Robertson-Teaching hrst grade in the little Red School House. Miss Cook-Subbing for Greta Garbo. Miss VVeymouth-Looking for Don Moir. Miss Blackhall-Happily married to Shantz? Miss Shields . . . ? Note.-Yes! VVC know this line has often been used but we thought we'd try it again anyway. wk Pk af ar 3D Don: Your brother just saw me kiss you. How much should I give him to keep quiet ? Ruth: He usually gets 50c. wk ar 1: as Mother: Margaret, get right off Johns knee. Margaret: Not a chance, mother, I was here first. :or :of wr as Elderly Lady Centering late while the orchestra is playingj : VVhat are they playing now ? Elderly Husband fwithout looking at pro- gramj : Can't you se the notices on each side of the platform? It's the 'Refrain' from 'Striking Matches'. wk 4: ar ik Kelly: I had a nightmare last night. Rapp: Yes, I saw you with her. Page Nizzcfy-Five Dentist tto Macintosh in chairl: There's no need to pay until it's all over. Macintosh: I'm only counting my money before I get the gas. ai: wk wi: ac Gregory tafter waiting in line in caf. for 15 minutes, speaks impatiently to waitressl: Have you ever been to the zoo lVaitress: UNO. Greg.: lVell, you ought to go-you'll en- joy seeing the tortoises whiz by. X ff as vs Greg. rafter showing his poem to the form rep. Davidson: lYhat did he say aliout your poem? Greg.: He said it was so had, it couldn't be 'verse '. Tyndall: .Xre you fond of dumb animals, Grace Grace D.: If you are proposing you will have to ask papa. ak :if wk wk C011 You lllliltjfllc' Maybce doing his Algebra? Rolph forgetting a History date? Sakloff without a detention? Kelly being on time? Mann without a come-back? Rapp without a pun? Miss Nicholson not chewing gum? Miss MacKinnon not skipping French? Karry with his French homework done? Rochester failing in Physics? The class on time for Latin? Miss McGuire with her Latin done? wi: x Pk wr 3E jolly: XVhen are volunteers not volun- teers F NVeaver: XVhen they are mustered. x :if wk :of Francis: NVhy is dough like the sun ? Rapp: When it rises it is light? :if ff wk an Miss Downey: NVhen is coffee like the soil ? Miss McGuire: Wl1en it is ground. 41 1: ar :sf Rolph: VVhen is a pretty girl like a ship P Mann: When she is attached to a buoy. Ijufff IYIIIICI-Y-.Sil.l' :if Pk Pk wr Seekloff: XVhen is a chair like a lady's dress? Morton: Xl'hen it is sat-in. as PF :ze Pk vv Smith: XYhen is a man not a man. Magee: XVhen he is a shaver. 1: br Pk Pk 3F .1 Day in SF I0 illuxic Rising-Lazy liones. H56 2i.1ll.+l'VC gotta pass your house. Auditoriumslaearn to croon. 1'hysicsflJon't do anything l wouldn't do. French-Don't blame me. Algebraflle minus you. lfnglish-Thank heaven for you. I-atineIsn't it heavenly. Lunch-Gotta go. P.T.-I'll neve' be the same. History-Down the old ox road. Detentionelt isn't fair. Homework-Morning, noon and night. PK Pk 'Y IU- Col. lYood: A'Haven't you a tire extinguisher for this portable ? Mr. Gerrow: Nou Col. Hood: XVell, I guess they won't burn up if the place does catch on tire. Mr. Gerrow: Oh, they'll burn all right: they're not green. Line Qin classh : I have a new little brother at home. Is it true that he came from heaven E Teacher: Of course! Line: VVhat a fool to come from heaven to our house. wk Pk ai: :if Fetherstone: I started out after I grad- uated from high school on the theory that the world had an opening for nie. Teacher: And you found it? ' Fetherstone: NVell rather! I'n1 in a hole now. Pk vp ,if PF Scene I.-Juliet comes out on the balcony and whispers iiRO11lCOyl. Then silence. Romeo comes into view, chanting I'm coming, I'm coming, but my head is bended low: I hear your gentle voice calling Rome-e-e-0-0-O. THE HOIVLER, '1954 Scene ll.-Romeo and Juliet are sitting spooning when a knock is heard. Romeo hollers: VVho's there ? Answer: The Merchant of Venice. Romeo: That's fine, bring me some Hamlet and eggs. t Merchant: As you like it. How about a little VVelsh Rarebit, Romeo? Romeo: Oh, no, that would give me A Midsummer Night's Dreamf' :if wk :sf wk 3G Meen: Any motorist who rounds a sharp bend in the road with too much enthusiasm is liable to take a turn for the worse. 4: x Pk X Little green parrot In a cage In a rage. My word, XVhat we heard: Naughty bird! PK x bk ak Mally Brown says that going to extremes is having chilblains and a cold in the head at the same time. 7' 4 J' , .-:'- , ,LX ' :nu ff I y NW Wm, 'l.,,,,. : rp ffm, F4315 ivQl1g fllil-Q 'Lf lib' .ei2.:2iii1:i.f:i .-:Xt ju I K ? 4' v s. f .-.sriifgglff XT f f ' -J V ' Q i V i i ,l --,i--l- 'THE lZU68y aqfvce was 4 HUGE sucess. ll THE HOlVLER,1934 3H Mr. Forsythe Cafter doing an experimentl : Lights, please. Silence - zip - crash - tinkle. Kingsmill: Here you are, sir. Pk Pk Ik Pk Norah McCherry: Ain't Coutts 'grand'? Edith Johnston: Your French is all right but your eyesight is bad. at fr 4: af Pcrsoualtier If there is any Rumbling in the form we know who to blame. ar :of wr x Ken Coutts almost lost all his hair when we began to take up the extraction of roots in Algebra. ff af af :af You got to be Sharp to know the work. :of wk :sf ak The correct name for Hill should be Mound, for he is only 5 ft, 6 in. tall. as :k :lf Pk Mr. Frank Csubstituting for Miss Keageyl : VVho's Soper? Rousell fspeaking for classl : XVe all are! sf af af x Soper: Miss Sharp, please stop talking. Your badness reflects upon yourself. Miss Sharp: Then you had better never look in a mirror. af ar wk ar Mr. Reynolds fAlgebraj: Coutts, there are some little pieces of paper near your seat. Coutts: Yeh! I know! Denison just dreamt that he was married so I tried to oblige. an x sf :ic Miss Allen: Is Davis here ? Yes, Miss Allen. A few seconds elapse- then, Er-uh-er-yes, Miss Allen. Miss Allen: Russell is here but I have my doubts about Jack. lk lk Ik lk One scholar: Who broke that window F Another scholar: The slug-machine at the Roehampton Pharmacy. Page .Yirzcly-Sewell 3K Scene-On board the good ship Hearts of Oak, carrying a load of Canadian trees, bound for England. First Mate: Some storm, eh Cap ? Silence. First Mate: Some stomi, eh Cap ? Silence. First Mate: Some storm, eh Cap ? Captain: Say listen, that's fret' times you've said that. First Mate: I know, but I just wanted to ask what chance we have. Captain: Oh, we maple through. First Mate: Oh, how I pint' to be with my little ones. Captain: XYell spruce up, me lad. First Mate: Say Cap, I would like to ash you a question. Captain: Oak, go ahead. First Mate: VVhat's that I radar in the water? Captain: That's the 3-mile float. First Mate: Oh buoy, we haven't fir to go. At this time in punishing story the Second Mate appears, all aflutter and bursting with excitement. Second Mate: Captain, we've sprung a leak. Captain: Get back and fix it, that's the most poplar remedy. Second Mate: We can't sir, we're half sub- merged. Captain: Have Ht'III lark our papers in the safe and prepare to drown. Second Mate disappears down the hatchway. Captain: Walnut, what's it going to be ? First Mate: VVhat do you mean, sink or swim F Captain: Naw! It's going to be fliers, mit. Second Mate freappearing from the under- wear-pardon me, I mean hatchwayj: The white mice are under the trees and everyone has started to balsa. Captain: The mice wood be, fir heaven's sake. First Mate: Alas, my friend. Captain: You'1l ask me what F First Mate: Alaska to lash me to the elm. Page Ninety-Eiglzl 3L Tobias asked his grandmother to Reade him a story if he, in return, would XYheeler down to the store in her wheel-chair. She answered, I VVilson. It was a topsy Turvey story and How! She read: At the break of Don the Cock began to crow. Over Thayer a Weaver was seen with a Gray shawl around her shoulders. A very Rothschild named Tucker came along with a Newman-who was a Morter. They talked to the old lady and planned ill against MacInnes, lVittmann and Jones Co. -lust at this point of the story the clock struck four, and his grandmother said, No Morrison to- day. XVhen he would Nott behave she kept -lohn at him and told him to act like a XVar- burton, and then to-morrow she would Finish the story and tell him another about Poppleton, Hodgson and Kennedy. ai: :if :if wk Favourite S!Ij'I'IljlS of Our Teaclzcrs Mr. Gerrow: Incid3ntally . . . Thanks. Mr. Lewis: Gentlemen, please! Miss Tilston: You may go.', Miss Mahoney: XYould someone please open one of those windows ? Mr. Teeter: You can't find anything until you know what you are looking for. Miss Fenwick: Come on, you old ladies. Miss Allen: When I was travelling in France. x :if wk wk IVe IVOna'cr VVho wins the arguments, Grace Nott or Mr. Lewis. Why Tony Hargreaves always goes to Muriel Gray for back notes. If Harding likes writing poetry: He looks the type. If Genevieve really has a New-man. Does Gwen really crow like a Cock? 1: wk sf at 2A Mrs. Robbin: Jim, how is it that you have lower marks in january than in December? Jim: Oh, everything is marked down after Christmas. Om' Cafe' First Pupil: I just had ox-tail soup for dinner and I feel bully. THE HOIVLER, 1934 Second Pupil: That's nothing, I had hash and I feel like everything. wk ar 11: ar 2B Mr. Farmer: VVhat is a worm ? Cam. Grant: A caterpillar that belongs to a nudist colony. Ik if :ic as Miss Allen: McCormick and XVenger, stop talking. McCormick: You know birds of a feather stick together, Miss Allen. Cheeseworth: Yea, cuckoosf' x :r we :if Mr. Lewis ffavourite songj : You are my past, my present findicativej and my plu- perfect. 2C French Gccasional: Is this sentence com- pound or simple P Roberts: Compound to me but simple to everyone else. :if x wk an Tlzouglzfs of 2C Gillfillg an Ifxaili MarsHall llarrOn StunaP BakEr StanLey PortEr McI'herSon GanSby Miss Menzies was taking up Kerunont XVillie. lVe arrived at the point where Dickie of Dryhope runs the fausee of Sahilde through with his lance because he had ne'er a word to sayf' Right to the point, remarked Miss Menzies. - 2D Miss Laughlin: Clarke! lVhat have you been doing? Clarke: Taking part in a guessing contest. Miss Laughlin: But I thought you had a Latin exam ? Clarke: I did. :if Pk :if JF Flunked in Latin, failed in Maths, I heard him softly hiss, I'd like to find the guy who said Ignorance is bliss. l. THE HOIVLER, 1934 Mr. Gerrow: There's someone in this class making a jackass of himself: when he's lin- ished I'll begin. :if :sf wk :r West: VVhat do you make boots from ? Shoemaker: Hide. VVest: VVhy should I hide ? Shoemaker: Hide, hide, the cow's outside. XVest: Let the old cow come in, I'm not afraid. Teachers Opium: of 2D Howard Smlth Frank KNapp Johnson Turnbull Marjory Roglirs Allan Lamb Horace Love Peggy XVhItham John Gomer Lois Collitnan Aubrey YouNg Nancy Taylor 2E ' McTaggart Cto Dalzielj: Do you under- stand Theorem VH? Dalziel: Yes sir! McTaggart Qto the rest of the classj : Then I may take it for granted the rest of the class understands it too. wk fi: wk as Tait and XVard do look very much alike. XYe venture to wonder which of the two finds this most insulting. lk if :of 4: Bill Greig: Thelma, will you marry me Thelma: No, Bill, but I'll be a sister to you. Bill: Well, tell your father not to forget his son in his Will. We believe that Roberts must know a blush in time saves nine. an :if :if 4: We would also like to know what Miss Fletcher and Kuhn converse about so often and so quietly in that part of the room farthest removed from dear teacher. 4: ak wk It To satisfy the curiosity of a lot of people: Miss Fletcher and Kuhn both come from Que- bec and therefore have something UD in common. ' Page .XvI.1IC'N'.Y1'llC' 2F Miss Laughlin: VVho was Michael Angelo F Helen Poslin: A 'chizzelorf vs x ar :if Thelma Ransom: May l put my foot on this stool, sir? Mr. lXlcTaggart: I guess so, it's a fairly wide one.', wk ar ar Pk XVC have in our Form 2F- Payne but no doctor. Clark but no beans. Archer but no arrows. Hick but no farmer. Ransom but no money. Macintosh but no apples. Alexander but not Great, King but no Prince. Gray but no black. 1A Trow, he was a lanky guy, He liked the girlies fair, And every time he saw a girl, He'd start to comb his hair. XVedlock is a ladies' man, Deny this statement if you can: Xwaen damsels are in sore distress, He takes their part with happiness. Miss Hicks in Algebra did preside, XVhen much to her vexation, Laughter, she could not successfully hide, Burst forth to relieve irritation. Pk if :if ui: IVhat the Class IV01zder lVhy Trow liked Dinner at Fight. XVhy the clock was fast when Hicks arrived late. XVhy Stainton never Finds the classroom un- til the bell rings. NVhere Spencer got his permanent. lVhy VVhite is so quiet. XVhy Huke never cracks a smile. How Lovering always knows his French. NVhy Mills tries to be so exact. NVhy Minear always tries to beat everyone. Why Suitor is always smiling at Wedlock. Page Ona Hzfzzdrcd IB XVhat our teachers produce: 'Tilston REynolds PhilipS STrangways HarrisS wk wk 'xc as Miss Tilston to Montgomery: Translate the verb 'to laugh'. .le grin Nous splitz Tu smirke Yous snikker ll giggle lls bustent wk if as if 1B's Pa,v5c,tsi01z,v Rlcformack but no biscuits. Bowes but no butter. Keen but no mustard. Awde but no even. Fox hut no wolf. Foote but no hands. Gaynor but no Janet. Potts but no pans. Mackenzie but no King. Partridge but no quail. Hamilton but no Toronto. :sf :sf :if ar 1C A few llfcks ago we went to the bush to pick Berrys, which we sold to the Porter at the station for a Nichol a box. XVe wore our old Lacey clothes. There were ten of us and Franke drove the Fzzllford. VVe also had our Tough little dog, who was a great Barker and very Cimzmiizg. XVhile we were going along the road a Bear suddenly appeared. Someone yelled lVlzeeIcr the other way and we Darted past. XVe arrived home to ind that the Cooke had some Cauzpbclllr soup ready for us. wk :if 14: wk Rigsby was reading. Presently he paused and took the volume to Mr. Houston. Mr. Houston, he said, what does it mean by diplomatic phraseology? Mr. Houston thought for a while before he said: My boy, if you tell a girl that time stands still while you gaze into her eyes, that would be diplomacyg but if you were to tell her that her face would stop a clock you would be in for it. THE HOIVLER, 193-I XVe'll have to hire an interpreter next to tell Maclain and Cumming that in the country we came from we had a language of our own too. wk as ac x 1D lVe are wondering why Beatrice Fean is always giggling. I guess she needs a little tightening up. an x :ic ai: jim: You know something, my sister got a pearl out of an oyster. black: XVhy that's nothing, my sister got a diamond out of a nut. :if :ic x :if The Trials of a Sclzool-illaster ' Teacher in Arithmetic: lf there were three peaches on the table and your little sister took one, johnny, how many would be left ? johnny: How many sisters would be left ? Teacher: Now listen, Johnny: If your sister ate one of the three, how many would be left F Johnny: XYe air1't had no peaches in the house this year, let alone three. Teacher: lVe are only supposing that there were peaches. johnny: They wouldn't be real peaches. Teacher: UNO. johnny: Or pickled peaches. Teacher: No, no. There wouldn't be any, we are only supposing. johnny: Supposing what ? Teacher: That there were three peaches. johnny: Yes Teacher: And your little sister eats one. Johnny: A'She'd eat the three - you don't know my little sisterf! Stop me. if you have heard this one! 1 - 5 - vfglx - X A ' 'rg pw... ' 1 I :1 . -Q X-rs? V U 1-5. 'qs-J . . 9 vzilwijl V 1 - ,,, - ,rin ' t 3 -5 A. a N, '- ' J ' W - V 1 r 'I ' , A I ' 5 , r .1 F- , A- x 'x ' X 3 .- .D - L 'YQ ,ex - - a, ll-, 1 , I ' Y .- .e,-A . V gg. Q3 . n., I. .1: N xx 3 K , fi-.ist Eiga. . Ly V-'Jn ' '- 1 'D '40 - H 5' Hd- , , 'Usa .Q u-F. l 5' all-if '...:f'7 -3 . - 771- I THE HOIVLER, 1934 Illoizday in 1E 9.00-Form room.-See you in the eighth period. 9.10-Gym.-XN'here is your uniform? 10.35-French.-All we need is to be a little quieter. 11.15--History.-VVho made that remark? 11.55-Composition.-lf you're not a little quieter, etc. 1.30-Latin.-lf you don't get 90? in this test, etc., etc. 2.10-Algebra.-Boy, remember where you are' :if as is sf Miss Mahoney: How do you spell 'little'? Brady: L-i-t-t-l-e. Miss Mahoney: You should spell it L-i- double t-l-e. Next day Brady had to recite the verse be- ginning: Llp, up, my love, the sun is shining, but he wasn't going to be caught again, so he said, Double up, my love, the sun is shining. :of x Pls :if David Faber and Frank Barrick sit iirst and second in the row. Frank wanting to talk to David, touches his shoulder. One day while the occasional teacher, Mr. Speers, was teaching in the 7th period, Colonel XVood came quietly in and touches David's shoulder. David, disgust- edly, ls that you again ? x 1: ff ff Phyllis Shaw, the star soprano of the school, made a brave attempt to sing, I'll hang my harp on a weeping willow tree, but her voice broke down on the top note. After three unsuccessful tries a voice from the assembly QSmithj hall suggested kindly: Try hanging it on a lower branch, miss. 1 1 U ,+L ff xl, ' , if f W X 0 :lust like 1 T e PHY ltr-:gf 5! TT? X . Hznzdrcd and Ons THE BIG sa. BROADCAST On January 24th, 1934, the Literary and Dramatic Society staged its first riot of the year. Rest assured, though, for it was not the type of riot so popular in the Chicago mill: war, but an out and out laugh riot, popularly entitled, The Big Broadcast. This promising title brought a packed assemblyg the girls praying for a glimpse of Bing Crosby, and the boys for a large portion of Kate Smith. Neither boys nor girls were entirely disappoin- ted, although Bing and Kate were forced to substitute, as were all the other radio stars. Ed. fwallingtonj Golightly genially an- nounced the opening of the big Station N.T.C. Studios, and, as the curtain rose, lack QXVhite- manl Hodgins and his boys crashed forth to tune of Rhapsody in Blue Nl, while Bud fBernie3 Shapiro cooed foamy phrases about Pabst Blue-Ribbon Beeah! Then followed a galaxy of vocal stars led by Kate Smith, Bing Crosby and the Mills Brothers, all ac- companied by Hodgin's Collegians and punc- tuated by breezy witticisms a la Bernie. Sev- eral brilliant imitations of the nonsense of Ed. Wynne, the supercilious stutterings of Roy Atwell, and the criidities of Bert Lahr and Schnozzle Durante, were intermingled with orchestra selections, an accordian solo, and an exhibition H of ivory-pounding by ffiershwinj Bassett. These were only a few of the laugh and thrill-provoking highlights of this well arrang- ed programme, and the Literary and Dramatic Society should be congratulated on its splen- did and successful effort in promoting a pro- gramme that consistently brought down the packed house and created an unprecedented enthusiasm in the activities of the club. It is rumoured, and we hope it's true, that they are going to present it again soon. Special comment should be made as to the excellent manner in which the members of Form 4G enacted The Crimson Cocoanut, by Ian Hay, which preceded the Broadcast. I am sure they are to be heartily congratulated also, by the school as a whole. Z4 mffmwmg MIC Hundred and Two I - E THE H O W , yu LV' . f . 3 M Q 7ffWL .X ' . 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HU. 4422 South of Melrose Ave. E at DRESSING SERVICE Soc, IIHIMIIDSSQINI CLEANERS EE 2352 YONGE STREET .QLLEEEEAEEEAEEEEEEEEEEa.iEEEEE- PHONE MO. 5717 .,,.....,..A.....AA QNAf4,V,f7f?6 WW H1L1g?eY?r?rLE7T1lx1.56' - cblvfw THEIHOWLER 1934 W7jff f if wwf J 'fCfL'.uv7,,'f!T pf ! f QSM V -X5 Wm if QQ P? Q Q ,xxnlw-6 , X . 7i 4,f4f4fff . X W WWJAQ, 3 4'1AxfHW' '5'MgWQ 1 5 V aM, ,gf?Jf'N ' kg 5 Wwfw' R Q AN a - ,- ,O 121,39 fxx A xx -L., . ' 6 t 4 A C X YJ -i4'n Wv . AffY 7 ! Q L MF jWmW'Q A 8 75, Ii I- QHE HOIVLER, 1934 Hzzudrca' and -, W in H4477 7 lv r v 1 X W K K I Cl-IOCOLA E 09005 C6 1- lv If EAAA fflllllllflfd and .S'i.1' THE HOIi'f.ER,19w l . 35 gg C G ITI 2 I' 3 S lg V, . A A-Ygw - Af il l F C if li ffl li AGFA-ANSCO CUT FILMS, ir: -- gg PACKS and ROLLS ii F Best for Night Photography llfj uf: GEVAERT and AGFA-ANSCO li. lg' BROMIDE PAPERS gpg New Surfaces. Ask for Particulars. ii Muskoka 3 JULY and AUGUST 1,3 LOCKHART'S CAMERA :I Booklet-Camp Office ji 1,1 EXCHANGE CENTRAL Y. M. C. 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AA,-..-.Az.... .t... 5 TID IIIR 4l?flIl IIEBQS 5 5 I STATIONERY and TOBACCOS I if We Carry a Full Line Of .T SCHOOL SUPPLIES QQ I 2351 YONGE STREET MO. 1372 ll ' Between Roehampton and Broadway I I v .-rv vvvvvvrvvrvvvv-rvvvvvvvvvvzvv AUTO STARTER LIMITED 16-18 Breadalbane Street Three Blocks north of College St. Starting, Lighting and Ignition Seryice Battery and Generator Exchange Service Oil Filters - Spark Plugs - Horns Drive-in from Breadalbane Street Telephone: MIDWAY 3589 ii E,3AAAAAi AAAAAAAAA-5:4 THE HOIVLER, 1934 1'fIUI07I'L'd and Sk' I I-A I-A I S, E carry a complete line of Text Books, Exercise Books, SCHOOL Note Books, Fountain Pens and SUPPLIES General School Supplies at the LENDING most reasonable prices. LIBRARY 2313 YONGE STREET HYLAND 7594 At Roehampton Avenue 732 ST. CLAIR W. MELROSE 5844 At Rushton Road GREETING CARDS FOR ALL OCCASIONS 1-vvvvfvvvvvqvvfvvvvffvv v-v- AULCRAFT PAINTS I H ll Il IIII II II ll I The Aristocrat of Paints MAKE BEAUTIFUL INTERIORS PROTECT ALL EXTERIORS LLLAALLLAieiiireiiisiseisi Compliments of NORTH END MOTORS LIMITED A. J. EGAN, Sales Manager FORD Cars and Trucks 1391 Yonge St. HY. 2141 Used Car Lot One Block South ..i,.......r.Ii.iii.i......A1 vfvvvvvvevvfvifvfvvvrvivfiv Headquarters for Your Athletic Equipment Special Discount to Students LOVE AND BENNETT LTD. ATHLETIC AND SPORTING GOODS MAPLE LEAF GARDENS Phone ELgin 0274 AAYAAALALALLLLAILALLLA M --TTT HMT?Teemvveefevevvvvm Wishing The Howler Every Success KAY JEWELLERS LIMITED DIAMONDS WATCHES JEWELLERY 2445 YONGE STREET Phone MO. 2015 Qopposite Roselawn Ave.J Hundred and Eiglzi THE H O U' L E R, 1 9 3 4 i I. 1 15 1 5 l xv v r b i -Ten .ff?T??f.TTffff He?-Af 1v?T M Ve?AAYAAWAHTAAAAAATYAAHA l N UZ E - E 5 D 1' 1 -, f FOR DISCRIMINATING TASTE 31,1 01 QfGA1QEfQ,3g, MAGAZINES W 3,1 GINGER ALE and ICE CREAM .yt F L 0 W E R S from :JE 11. Phone HUD. 9175-1637 311. gli THE GLEN ECHO SHOP 4 7 -'Tl 'lf S Q1 1 Headquarters for School Supplies 153 F in 11- 3435 YONGE SHOP 1360 YOIIFC Street KI. 6311 ff' ii Between Glen-Echo and Teddington 6160 if Park Avenue Q H 0 if if 0 INI N T PUBLISHERS OF MATRICULATION NOTES, HELPS, TRANSLATIONS, ETC. Th 262 Sr. GEORGE ST., TORONTO 5 ELMER A. DOAN, School Agent L1 ,LAMELHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALLLLLLLLALLLLLLLLLLLLALLLLLLL NL. 7-:viii iufrrv vfefivevrefvffievfv f CZAMP Mi EIL 'I 1. CBEA UTY 11 ,,x L A y Q L Q M I 4, , if jd F.. K C 8 7 41 'Q I.. ,rw . 1 11 Lake Bernard Sundr1d e X: When Selecting a Birks- if Ontaisio g ' Ellis-Ryrie watch, you know 11 .Near A1 g on quin Park, that whatever the price you jk V U: pay, you are assured of the 14? I FOR ILLUSTRATED BOOKLET Tl: utmost in value. And the 211 Apply to rg Earle- EIITS-Diyrie guaranttele ANEEEVSON A E5 given , W1 every Wa C ' I 151 Eastbourne I lrrespectlve of the pnce. .J A Ave., Toronto l 'TL 1 HY. 8386 P ' OI' in BlRKS'El.l.lS-RYPLIE 3 ggmgtg 1: u.m.,g ELLIS BROS. 1.1.1. ...J RYRIEBIRKS Ln-L 11 it 151 Roehampton ASL : YONCE AND TEMPERANCE STREETS 0 TORONTO 1 I Ave., Toronto q F .L 3 fl MO. 5941 H ' J AAAA AAA AAA :AAAAAA- NTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLALLLAAL 1' I HOU LHR, 1034 Hz A WORLD OF FOOD UNDER ONE ROOF MOVES MOUNTAINS OF MERCHANDISE . . . WHAT made Miracle Mar- keterias so successful overnight? Successful because. in our humble opinion, we have kept faith with hundreds of thousands of Toronto people, because we select only the best producers and manufac- turers in Canada, from whom we buy our merchandise. Search unceasingly for the goal of quality, and, having found it, seek to surpass it. Whether it is Groceries, M e a t s, Vegetables, Fish, Pastry, Drugs. Fruits, Candy, Lunch or even to a Hair Cut. the things you buy at Miracle Marketerias will give quality we promise, and at a price you have a right to expect. With the result that Tor- onto's faith in Miracle Mar- keterias moves mountains of merchandise. Enables us in successful operation-and, daily, to bring more thousands of people into the ever-growing group of those who shop at Miracle Marketerias and Save. This is the First Prize Ad. written by B. Ellis of 1E Q41 Petman Ave.J, North Toronto Colle- giate, selected by M. Donnelly, Editor of North Toronto Herald Uudgej. mtl: I X 1111 Hmzdrvd and Ten THE HOIVLER, 193+ r-------,,TT?,,:fT,TTT?? :,.T., f T an Sli lfli Q OOMPLIMENTS OF fi' F3 M S 5 HIGH GRADE DAIRY iv' PRODUCTS jff 1 1149 Danforth Ave. ' U I I. L12 GL. 2411-2 ,, Lulu It is here you will find the nearest COMPLETE Stock of School Supplies Text Books, Note Books, Ink, Fountain Pens, Pencils, Stationery LENDING LIBRARY WIANCKO BROS. 757 YONGE ST. Q8 Doors N. of Bloorj aaaaaaaaaaaiaaiiaiiaaaaiaaaagaa C. G. TRAVISS Barber Shop and ' Beauty Parlour 3340 Yonge St. For Appointment MO. 0530 4 -u .il BOAKE'S .YH FINE SHOES P Prices Moderate Q 1462 YONGE sr HYland 2022 in V- ,aa aaasaa:iiiiiiieiaaaaiaaasiaiak C BETTY'S HOME BAKERY is b Z HOME-MADE BREAD, LUNCHEON ROLLS, and MUFFINS We Deliver 2057 Yonge st. - - HYland 2452 K 3412 Yonge St. - - HUdson 7216 -2222122211122 aaiiaiiaaigiai fu I. THE SHOE HOSPITAL V. Lacalamita, Prop. The Home of Classy Shoe Repairing Work Neatly Done at Moderate Prices For Good Repair Service Call MOhawk 4515 2487 Yonge St Branch Store: 3237 Yonge St. T H E H O IV I, If R, 1 93 4 llmzdrud und Elvin .ffvwf-f'i':::f::f1: vvvwvvff,ffffffvfvffifffii 1,7 Tftf---ff-T-Y- :T V4' 1--ig-N -ii 11 , 1 V: 1 - :E 'iii-,Lf gil:-3- -f'll,'z'f-if gi f ' f fi? i, 3: ,' f-- f W. U1 up I. 1, P . J, , A 1, - h . w w 1 1 J , , elif' H L ,, ., : jfyi 1 rv J eg 1 4 u ENN i H H H L, 15. ru! .N V N My , M, u! H rv HJ- ,X 1 1 P 1 il'- 1 . .,, ' Engravings at Their Best 4 -1 V ,F ,I , i ., V I.. U, M. ' I. -1 .A -1 11 .1 IP I r- v- duu ggi., u, ' 4 fl' f , 1 41 4 -1 Hnzdrcd and T1c'cl2'c 'C ' T 7' ' I 'TW TTZWWIH THE HOIVLER, 193-I The North Toronto Collegiate Pins and Rings are manufactured by fi' 'Qlrnplyng Qlrztft Qlimitvh 1002 Kent Bldg., RICHMOND and YONGE STS. Designers and Makers of CLASS PINS, MEDALS, PRIZE CUPS, CRESTS, BADGES Bring your HOWLER to TIC TOC TUCK, 3372 Yonge St. Ask to have it autographed and by doing so you are entitled to a special rebate of 15c on our after- noon tea, regular 400 Qwith the HOWLER 2509, with a tea cup reading by the MYSTIC MARVEL USE--- HALLS PURE MILK PRODUCTS Hu. 3981 ME. 1192 aaaaagagaii ilaavaiaiaaia COMPLIMENTS OF QBZIIIII nf nntreal Qlilstablished 18171 ROSELAVVN SL YONGE BRANCH AAiaagaaaaigiaiiiaaiagaaasaa llE5llDWVq4XllRlID lllelllllNllllD UPTOMETRIST A Phone MOHAWK 1070 36 St. CLAIR AVE. W. Toronto, Ont. QNear Yonge Streetj THE H OIVLIIR, 1415-I if lr- III' l I- Il I, Il.. IIII. ,W I. I, If I, , I, I lv 1 I. IIIII lil I' Il' WI. ll' l, f lrilii I.. III, I. Il Ili' , I. II. Ili li l., II, II, I I- .IAA MATRICULATION- All THEN WHAT if fljli The business field in Canada is ever ex- panding. Opportunities in business are many. Preparatioii for business takes but comparatively little time and costs but Il simw sci-looI.s it Offer Day, Night, and Correspondence III, ll Courses, leading' to recognized standing, as follows: ' BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION, SEC- -I RETARIAL, STENOGRAPHIC, COM- 'I PLETE OFFICE TRAINING, COM- MERCIAL, ACCOUNTING. . Tuition fees include free Service, to grad- uates, of Model Office and Eniploynient . Bureau. Individual Instruction permits entry at . any time. Write or telcplioiic for ' Catalogue. Shaw Business Schools Q, Head Oflice II30 BAY STREET. at Charles Clilngsdale 31633 TORONTO ONTARIO ll lu I. E ll Ili ll 11, lrf ll, Il. ' I, I. .Ii IN THE SERVICE OF SAFETY -ll -I In CAN YOU STOP? ZII SSSSSSS QXYSSXS! ' il SURELYI SAFELYI -ILI1 AUTHORIZED RAYBESTOS MASTER BRAKE SERVICE STATION ill .I' A OEM ,UI AUTHORIZED Iilgl LOCKHEED HYDRAULIC PARTS QQII AND SERVICE STATION -fl -,E 217 No Other VVO k Than Brakes Handled fi -1 .1 .1 DOMESTIC BRAKE .,, SERVICE ll .II If 1900 Yonge St., at the Stop Light Est. 1925 HY. 5890 .I W. H. FREEMAN, Mgr. itll Iizzlldruif cllltll Tfzirtt I. II. r l school. in the W l'I, L'7 '7i'57t'7 'v'T 7A7'7 'ii 7 '7 7'7 7 7777? . V l WW II- X SZ X121 'xii' ' ll' V ' ll Ins ll W If Rf Ili if ' ll: xiii, y For lunch, after I Y evening - you can't beat Honey Dew f o O cl and a g I a s S o f delicious, cold Honey Dew. Dew I Honey lui A f-PERSONALIZED SERVICE Rendered on a ' No Cure - No Pay M Policy mug 'I'e ll' sPEclAl.lsTs On Carburetors, Starting, Light- li ing, Ignition, Fuel Pumps, Cooling Systems, Shock Absorbers, Motor I I Reconditioning and other Mechan- Ili: ical Service on request. ill I I Specialized I Automotive Services 1900 YONGE STREET fat Chaplin Crescentj II. N. B. PEARSALL, HYIand 7233 Service Manager I, IV'A-:LASERSSaslssasaseaeiisaeaae Page' Sir THE HOIVLER, 1934 1-vvv-:vvs-vvvvvvvvvvvvvrvvvvvvvv xv If 'Qi Q + Q + C : Carter's Service ' QUALITY QUANTITY COURTESY gli CAR Yr IE: Res lg 3344 Yonge St. - Hud. 5344 V REAL HOMEMADE CHOCOLATES iff Made on the Premises V Always Fresh THE HOME OF 5C MILK SHAKES lk ., ..e,ailaaiassiaaiisslssisslsills T ?vvvfv --- -- v..vv.vvvv1vv1s-:fav s. v. MCARTHUR LENDING LIBRARY MAGAZINES, STATIONERY, TOBACCOS, SCHOOL SUPPLIES Capitol Theatre Block 2502 YONGE STREET ,Q AiAl::.i......- ,Z THE Il, if Scanlon I v n I i4 In 'Q Bakery E Specializing in WHOLESOME I and if NUTRITIOUS BAKING ll, I 2630 YOI1g'6 St. - MO. 5298 I 4 Roxborough St. W. - MI. 8813 525 Sli. Clair Ave. W. - LO. 8286 3417 Yonge St. - HU. 7482 .nsgsaggaissagaaaiisirisiiaaasiiig T-.477 T-711,-rv ll MJ' ZZZYZJ Distinctive FROCKS COATS SUITS Blouses, Skirts, Pullovers 2564 YONGE STREET At Briar Hill Ave. Phone: MOhaWk 4020 K BOB HUNTER 0 . X606-9N,9' K and his 9 , X COWXJQ S A eovlcq 013,06 an . Q3 . 9 P30569 2955 xl Agassi QC' ' H Melody Knightsu 0 R C I-I E 5 T R A Dances Entertainments Phone HU. 2123 H1111a'rcd and FUIIVICCII T H E H O ll' I. L R 1 9 S P P , slr TQIQQNTUS CENTEININIAL YEAR In this, Toronto's hundredth birthday, we think with pride of those who have gone that builded so Well, and gaze with confidence on the students of to-day who are the builders and statesmen of to-niorrow. HIGHLAND 'DAIRY LTD RANDOLPH 3157-8-9 - - MOHAWK 4463 NOW---Its P P P v n r -X I in 'J P Easy to be Dressed are extraordinary Every garment carries a posi- tive guarantee of fit and workmanship f com- plete satlsfactlon in every point of wear and tail- ormg The easy drape of the coat the smart hang of the trousers are the re- sult of expert craftsman- ship Each garment de- ' ed d t 'I ed t sign an al or 0 your individual measure- ments, and your unre- st icted choice-at one price. Visit our North To- ronto Store to-day. You will be delighted with the wide range of cloths. ff: R. YN Well x I .Tip 'rap 'ljailore values i I b . ' ?0. b ' TIP TOP TAILORS Limited BOULEVARD DRIVE - TORONTO North Toronto Store - 2511 Yonge St. seegsgsssssis E COMPLIMENTS OF DIANA f SWVEETS THE HOlVLER,193-I AMILLE ' HEADQUARTERS FOR NORTH TORONTO STUDENTS We Carry Cl Complete Stock of HIGH SCHOOL BOOKS Buy at MILLER'S His Prices Are Right . 2385 YONGE STREET ni MOhawk 0023 n s fat Broadwayj P ...1. .r..1.,sl...,...: , + if Lv::v ---f ,.1Tfe'::TT' 7 f A e'?W' E Elie E Lfizlnk nf Nunn Svrntia : OVER A CENTURY OF BANKING SERVICE v . YONGE Sz BROAWAY BRANCH T. L. McGhie, Manager .....A,-.A,,....,-..AA. - Agri-I I, . . . fi We Use Our Head rind Give You Heat, 1: And Always Do A .Iob That's Neat. 4 J. H. ANTLIFF at PLUMBING and HEATING 5 CONTRACTORS Phone MO. 6462 if Ohice: i 40 Sherwood Ave. - TORONTO .AAALAAAgieiiieieeiigiggigeiig1 Hzuzdrm' and Fifffrn Dont Be B L I N D To the Advantages Of I C E The Only Air-Conditioned Refrigeration Call Lake Simcoe ICE a FUEL LIMITED Klngsdale 6181 -? ?5Tii ? 1357 Q 'iT ' ' v w 'r I i-P Visit Our Tea Rooms For Your Sodas, Luncheons and Afternoon Teas KARRY'S TEA ROOMS Phone MO. 0095 2528 Yonge St., at St. Clements 611 Hzmdrcd and Szfrtaezz TH E H O U' L E R, 1 9 3 4 F:,, ,,,,,, - ,,,, ,,. 1 . '1,?,,, Zi,,, ll ,lv W. '1- 1+ N . iv- lilv 'l il -t ., if ' 1- w 1- ' w If iii lir- 'cl M1 wh I J QV, w , lm. Jr I' Iv 'lr 'fit 5 9 , il' ii H. 'll 44 me 11 .F .4 r- 2 4 ll- gg 4 4 1 ,, u I 1 ' j , was ll N-A., fi' -N l - A f . ll ififm 3 lg IN A FLASH a room that was dark as Egypt can be flooded with soft and pleasant light. Those parts of the home where the -r and protect young and growing eyes. Laco Madza Lamps are the last product of the science of lighting 1 qt, li A MAznA :Amps 4 lu: li A CANADIAN MADE PRODUCT l iz i t younger generation lives, should be properly illuminated to preserve 'x, . 1: D : I5 0 I ug - i afar 4 Lg: jl K -l 51: l P ' lsr '1- -, T H12 H O II' L E R, 19 3 -I I7'l1lItl7I'Ud and Slvvlzf Tv7TvT'77??77TTT?vvTTvv?v'?'fv7 Phone HYland 9904 2094 YONGE ST. Sundays and Holidays, LL. 3249 Near Manor Rd. E. MacFarlane MANOR FLORIST Cut Flowers and Floral Designs Special Attention Given to Wedding and Funeral Orders. SHELDRAKE BARBER Sl-ICR 9614 YGNGE STREET TQRCNTO YYY -1 rv, , Y T V--M fi We 1 1-.- -L- ..- :Lg -La - .ff -- 1 WE WILL APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE 'A 'ale252235223222252QegaQ3Q5Q122H22i1252e315g2252Qli151l.I.gigig52.152352225222522EQQQQQQEQEEEEEEEi2E5?i5iiE221. , ''E25:1231552gi523igigi525533E5315535312555i5EEEE3EE3ErE3EgE5E5EgiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirE25525232332232212325552251 15i 1135223222222SEE?5i53i2523Eii2Efi?511255555E55525E352ii?fE2E2533223:SEQ555EQ:ZQ2E2iE5E5Egi5E!B2iE51?f:i g-E' 1:1:C: :Q1Q:Q:Q 7:Q:5:-:-zgliziifci-'AIA:Q:Q'3:f:E:gE1,1:1:1:2:fE:f:E:2:Q:1:-'- ':f:2:2:3:Q:Q:5:f:Q:Q:53Q:g-:- 2' g:g:5:5vEE5g5E3E5233Q5:3:5:353gggiiE5E3E51g:5:51113: E3552553E52:5:5:5:3:5:5:,:EgE5E -:?:.g:5:2:E::.g:gZ:,:3:1:5:5i-5549:-'-:Il:':1:1t1:1:3:1:h1:E:5:-t4g112g1:? : . ' ,::1:5'1 3S:5:i:5'1:5:g:-: 5'2f:52:2:E:5:32:Q:izgfzfzigiir .tf:E:2gfg2gEQgQg ' gi? lggwa- igi2E1E2iE:, ,aj 145357 5E:Q:2:l?IEf4': ,Q 'Gi 5: if' 77 225 1372 ' 2212iiieifieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii1222251-2222i2E2?E?i?E?5ii2213ef:ifi2iei2E25fi2iiEi?i2i2E2a2:a2ze2az 2 2 :23 -'.-131112 af.-21 5 ' : f5531?151513i55i1325:5E '. 2589 YONGE STREET Toronto WHERE ALL TORONTO DANCES NEARLY ONE MILLION PEOPLE IN E I GH T YEARS MUST PROVE OUR SLOGAN COLLEGE NIGHT Every Friday Until 2 a.m. FLOOR SHOW 50c per Person HE SILVER SLIPPER RIVERSIDE DRIVE Reservations-LY. 5122 GALE GORDON and his Modern Music HYland 2137 HYland 7443 RAND'S FRUITLAND CO. Limited 1433 Yonge Street FRUIT VEGETABLES Prompt Delivery , LAL.sii:eAqA ' '- FOR BETTER SPORT USE WILSON ATHLETIC EQUIPMENT Ask for Our New Summer Catalogue The HAROLD A. WILSON COMPANY LIMITED 299 Yonge St. - TORONTO Lsikiiiiiiisi- iiiissgsii Hrzlfdr ' Ima' Eiylztfrll T H E H O ll' L E R, 1 9 -L. e ef- Ie. .-vv 1 ' Fw-vi' g,u1 ',, u'g'- vwn., If I Q 3' X - -1 ll E7 lfi gr IIT if .I as 5 I il 'P H Il? F Q PE ,V Q 5 1, I-,, 1: ,P I I ' Z ll ljfi gg il 1: H O 'Q it Is! E3 I' y,EE s 55 m if E I O F' V' P ,. 2 :Sf 3 gffff fevqyi 31121117 Telffevveeefeiv eevve yu ii il E E? F 4.1 ,lv A A A ly . ,, , r 4' , JACIKSQN SS ' I I ' .U 'L f I LIMITED It :lf 5' I . . , 1 jfs if The Physician s Pharmacy - J 'Ill L53 STATIQNERY :ISI PRESCRIPTIONS KODAKS I ,r L, ' and .Ig II, TOILET ARTICLES I 'IJ ,W 4' lf: The success of a prescription depends 3' X, largely upon how it is filled. Il T :V When we fill your prescription you have ' . II the assurance that every single ingredi- I1 ji III: ent is of the very best quality-fresh- ' NOTE OUR ADDRESS full strength-and just exactly what your .N 114, Physlcian wants you to have. , 25417 YONGE STREET THREE STORES 'll lXIOhawk 0066 T41 Yonge at Bloor Ki. 1197 j 'il v 393 Church, cor. Carlton El. 1145 X I 2066 Yonge, cor. Lola Rd. Hy. 1145 y grvv vvvv 'T 1? -e-??1 vs: -ffqr svvsvvvf ll 'lf C0H1D1iments of Mo. 1155 and 1156 I ll Qf STAN llMlUlllSGlllf1DllNll F L O R I S T Corner Castlefield and Yonge Street FLOWERS BY WIRE ' I, III .I In ': II! s XI If 41114144154Anssisiaaagsseae.41444444 isssnsiaesgsissisiiawii 44.1 TH E H O Il' L E I 9 3 -l Hzindred and Xizzctecn ir -lr ADVERTISING INDEX uk if It is with a great deal of pleasure that we take tlzis opportunity of acknowledging the assistance and support giren the Howler. First, ue u-ish to thank the adz'ertLs'ers for their mo-re than generous response. In times such as we have been passing tlzru', business men hare had to cut dozrn overhead -and advertising. We realized that and that made it hard to ask for an ad. Hozverer, the reception u'e received was gratifying. Blay we thank you and zvish you all the business you can handle. We also u'ish to thank the student body for their support. Directly and indirectly you made our task easier. We would only ask that you continue to patronize the advertisers in your Howler. It is they who made this book possible. II'-ithout them, a book will be an impossibility next year. It is your magazine and on your co-operation depends its succe rs or failure. The nzerchants here listed are reliable and they are worthy of your bigger and better business. ELJIER A. DOAX tADw3RT1s1NG BIANAGERJ AUTO DEALERS 8: REPAIRS DRUGGISTS 1 REAL ESTATE Auto Starter Co. .................. 106 Carnahan's ..,.........V..Vv........... 118 I Ki!-by --,--,----,yyVVVVVwg-, 6 Domestic Brake Service 113 tOpp. Adv. Iudexj 1 North End Motors ...........,.... 107 gavidson's .............................. 2 1 Specialized Automotive OWEIIS .................................. 4 , service ,.,,,,,,,,,,..,,,, ........,.,... 1 13 Stoc-k's .. lOutside Back comfy 1 RECREATION Yonge-Eglirton Motors 1 1 Embassy 120 FLORISTS A Pears ....,...,...,. 4 BAKERIES Demfs 106 Silver Slipper ....,... ,,,,,. 1 17 Andrews ------.4v....'--,--------.-- H .1 CLZ1'ainger's ..., .,.... 1 1- k . -- .'--A -1 110 anor ....,., 6 Muston ..,.., .... 1 18 SANITARY ENGINEER Antliff ..,.,.,,.,,,,,,,,,,v...,,,,.,,.,,,,, 115 BANKS FRUITS Novalscotia ---..'. 115 Rand's Fruitlaud Co. Ltd. .. 117 1 Montreal .....,...................,...... 112 I SHOES 82 REPAIRS FUEL, ICE 8: LIIMBER Boakevs A 110 BARBERS 31 BEAUTY Lake Simcoe ....,....... ,.,........... 1 15 4 Sheppard's ............ fi.: 117 PARLOURS We1sh's ............... 'a I Shoe Hospltal ........ ...... 1 10 Raham's ..,... . . . 5 Sheldrake .... 117 LADIES' YVEAR P H Travlss ' 110 Gertrude Ross ...... 7 S ORTING GOODS Kaminie ............. 2 B1-0wne'S ,A,,----.,-,,-,,.,V,-- 5 CAMPS '1're1eaven's ................... 6 Love 61 Bennett ,,,l,,,,, A,.A,, 1 O7 Layolomi .......... 108 TQTOM? Radu' '----- ---e-- 7 Pine Crest ........ 106 MANUFACTURERS 11 115011 S -------,------ ---1-- 1 17 CLEANERS Aulcraft Paints .................... 107 ' d' L L T ..,,.,.. 1 ' Hum 5 122120113 ,iii ..., fffsf ...,...... as STATIONERS LOpp. second Auto. page! For -ers 1 1 gl ..... 06 Orange Crush .............,........ 118 Jacksonw, 118 COLLEGES Miller's buf Qfff 115 Sl1aw's .....,.... 113 MENS WEAR Rain Bros. ...... . ,.... 4 Vlctorla ..... 7 1 1 Roher's ..,.........,,.,,,,,, 7 Weller's ..................... 3 TID TOD T-9'110TS ----------------'--- 114 V. kMcA1-thur .,,,. ,.,,,, 6 'ianc o's ....,.....,., 1,,,,, 1 10 DAIRY PRODUCTS oPToMETR1sTs,JEwELLERs 111116 S -'i---'---- '-' - A-- 1 07 City Dairy llnside Front Coverj B1I1dIS -----4-------------4 1 -----------'-.-- 1 12 Devon ,,4-,,-v,,,,,...,-,---,,-----1-..--- H 2 Birks, Ellis 8: Ryrie ,.,....,.... 108 TEA ROOMS Ha11'S ,,,,,,,.,,,, 112 Kay ............................. , ...... 107 Highland ...... ...,.. 1 14 TI'0PhY Craft ---1------- ------ 1 12 Carter's .............. ..,,,, 6 R1C6'S .--...... 110 giana Sweets .... ...... 1 14 ORCHESTRAS hte -A1----'-----1--1 ----- 5 G1 E h .....,.,.. ,,,.,, 1 08 DENTISTS Melfldy Knights --.---- 6 Hciiiey Ilbgw ...,,,,, ,,,,,, 1 13 Dr. Morton .....,..,1,,,,, 2 Kam-y'g ,,,,1,,,,1,,,,,,,,.,, ,,-4., 1 15 PHOTOGRAPHERS, Tlck Tock Tuck ---'--- ------ 1 12 DEPARTMENTAL ENGRAVERS 81 PRINTERS EQIZOIYS .... flnside Back Coverj G Totten ,,,.,1,,,.1,,,,,,1,,,,,,,,,..,1, 108 WHOLE ALE Mlracle Marketerias ............ 109 Lockhares ,,,.,.. .,.,.. 1 O6 S RS SIHIPSOIYS -------.--............ ........ 8 Phoenix ............... ...... 1 11 Crosse 8x Blackwell .............. 103 lOpp. Table of Contentsj Speers Kz Co. .... 1 National Grocers ........ 2 Zfil' ' l THE HOll'LER.10 SZYLZ' ' ' ' it Perhaps It's Boasting , . . every evening here at the Embassy. you will find all the smart folk of Toronto, visiting screen. radio and stage stars. along with the numerous celebrities of our own fair city. A gay supper dance crowd of youth. enjoying the finest in sparkling door show entertainment, the satisfying rhythms of Embassy music and an appetizing bite of food prepared as only the Embassy chef can. Stop crying the blues . . . get the girl iriends . . . put on your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes and come up and see us. DINNER AND SUPPER CABARET 6 Till S 9 Till 1 51.00-Table d'H0te Dinner-81.00 Admission 75c No Cover Charge Friday and Saturday, 51.00 7.15 TWO FLOOR SHOWS 11.30 The EMBASSY is the ideal spot to hold that class party or club dance . . . a private dining room where you can have a real party and then dancing on Ame1'ica's finest dance floor- Built on Springs. The rates are real reasonable. Telephone us at Mldway 1114. There are special rates for parties at the supper dance also. Reservations Advised-Mldway 111-1 B-Il S S BLOOPXVGHQBELLAIP. 51-5. , U 1 ., 1 ip -, , fy 4 , ' lix . ff 'fl I U! X 'V v! 4' . E f A1 J ,N f w, , - Qv 'xl Y sf - ,il ,L1..Y R 1 Q Q95 . ' ll tl . . 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Edito1 s Convention .... 16 17 x Valedictory ., ............. . . . 18 The Kerr Cup ................ .. . 20 Oratorical Contests and Debates . . . . 530 The Reed Scholarship ........ . 21 First Aid ............. . 21 Commencement . ............................. . 22 Literary and Dramatic Society ....,............,... . 23 An Appreciation fhlr. Keeler and Mr. Sheppardj .... . 21 Parents' Night .................................. 25 N.T.C.l. Comes of Age .... . 726 The Camera Club ....... . 2b The History Club .. . . 29 The German Club . . . . . . 30 The Girls, Club ........... . . 31 The Orchestra .............. . . 32 The Home and School Club . . . . The School At-Home ........ . . 34 Scholarship XVinners . . . . 35 Our Family Album . . . . . 30 The Alumni .... . . . . 38 Them Wlas the Days . . . . -10 Literary Section .. . -L73-17' Clean up 1Veek . . . . . -18 Boys' Sports . -lil-G3 Girls' Sports ................. 64-T1 Poetry .. ....................... . . 72 An Ex-Pupil Looks at London ..... . '74 Students Paradise ................ . '76 The Howler Staff-NVay Back VVhen . . . . 'TS Exchange .............. ............ . '79 .Tests with Ye Jester .... . , 80 1Vho's VVho -- ...... . . Form Notes ......... The Big Broadcast Autograph Pages ........, Back Advertising Section .... . Advertising Index ....... S1 F- ....b.m101 101 102-104 103-120 119 THE HOll'LER, 1934 fills Ilwul l l i li i I U l FOREWORD It is customary to state that this last year has been the best so far. While it is no doubt true in this case, we should expect no less. Every living being or organization is either improving or declining at any given time. XVe expect con- stant changes, and use all our efforts to see that these changes are in the right direction. That is part of our education for the problem of living. XfVe must keep the student frame of mind, enquiring, examining situations, seeking the best way of handling difficulties and being willing to try anything new which promises results. Next year we will likely have a chance to exercise this philosophy of open-mindedness. We will be overwhelmed with the rising population. If the city can afford it, no doubt we will have a new school in the north end. If the city cannot afford it, we will have to do the best we can, cheerfully and without complaining too much. But change is inevitable. Let us take the worst that fate can inflict on us with a cheerful grin, and treat it as experience or as an adventure. G.6l.A15afQ. Ihffu 77:.'vIz'c THE H O IVL E R, 1 93 4 if , 5 3 s .V , , . f i 1 HOWLER STAFF Third Row-Harley Neilson, Beverley Gaynor, Peter Flemming, Mr. Reynolds. Second Row-Betty Fuller, Donalda Mac!-Iachren, Pamela McGlaughlin. Adele Rook, Lois Howe, Phyllis Sandham, Muriel Mulloy, Betty Coleman, Marg. McMartin. Nellie Coe. Front Row-Bill Reid-Lewis, Marion MacKenzie, Elmer Doane, Art Dunbar, Marion Greenshields, Bessie McCullough, Johanne Klein. Miss Menzies, Marjorie Beaton, Ernie Rollaston. 2 r 2 -az. S011 HOWLER FORM REPRESENTATIVES Back Row-Bill Gausby, Archie McCaig, Jack Chrysler. Fourth Row- Burgess, F. Cheesworth, T. Ransi.n, P. Shaw. D. Gaynor, A. Lear, S. Bradlield. l Third Row-A. MacNaughton, R. Mclntosh. St. Lawrence, G. Malloy, K. Toppin, Rolph, W. Scott, Shepherd Lewis. Second Row-Brenner Sellers, E. Field, N. Goodwin, B. Fuller. F. Hendren. J. Marshall. W. Hall. I Front Row-C. Channel, M. McNaughton, R. MacKinnon, J. Klein, 0. Pearson. G. Marshall, Ross Craig. Bsv. GAX'NOR, 5A E HOII'I.IiR, 1934 l A EETS EDITORIAL MANAGING EDITOR BIARION GI1I:I:Ns1III:I.Iws, 513 T H E ASSOCIATE EDITORS ,ART IJFNBAR, 4-G: Bussu: McC1'I,I.nI'oII, b X Y, BUSINESS STAFF 3 Advertising Manager ---- Circulation Manager STAFF 513 l'lI.MI-:R A. IJOAN. 5A -Ill - l3I:1'rx' FI'I.I.I:R, Assistant - - ----- GoRI:uN SI'rIII:RI.ANn, 5G Y DEPARTMENT EDITORS i Form Notes ----- IIIIIIANNE KI.I:IN. 513 I Literary 1'IIxI.1.1s SANIIIIAM, 515 I Assistant BIA1IYl'ILl.A xv.-XRNI-IR, 3A ' Humour '--- MARIIIN Mclirzxzuz, 5D Assistants DONNY AIACEACIIITEX, 5174 llI:T'I'I' KIRK, 415 Art - .------ Blu. REED-1.I:wIs. 5111 Assistants Bl-j'I'I'Y NIILLER, 4-G: l'AM Mc1,AI'o1ILIN, Ili: .IAcK NICEIVICN, 4-li Photography ------- IIEE Fos'rI:R, 5C I Exchange ---- AIIRLE linux, 5C Alumni - BIARION l'A'r'roN, Emma 'l'IIoRNI: Ciiraclsj Boys' Sports - - I'l1lN1E 1l0I.I,AS'l'4'N, 513 Assistant - JIM BLAUQ, 515 Girls' Sports ------ AIAILIORIE BPIATIIN. 5G i Assistants - NORA CRUWIJ, 5G: lIl I'lI XYOUNG, 5,-X: MARG. 'l'AYI.oR, 5G Z Feature Editor ---- ---- I .ons llow Assistant - - - - - ADVISERS Miss 15. NIENZIES Miss lIIAIIoNI:x', MII. Mmcor, Miss M. FENXVICK, MR. XV. A. ADVERTISING SOLICITORS MARG. NICRIAIITIN, 4-E RAN. JOHNSTON, 4-D I'IAl'l,EY NEILSON, 5E 5A'-GEORKIE MARSliAI,L 5B-OLXVIN PEARSON 5C-EDWIN FARBIBR 5D'-IVIARION MCNAUGHTON 5E-RAE MACKINNON 5F-ENIII JACKLIN 5G-CIIAFLIE CHANNEL 4-A-EDITH MARSHALL 4-B--FRANCIS HENDREN 4-C-Ross CRAIG 4-D-0sIsoRNI: CoLsoN 4-E-EIIITII FIELD FORM 4-F- -IG- BETTI' COLEMAN, 3G MIvRII:L MCCARTIIY, 313 REPR ESENTATIVES HAROLD SELLERS JEAN JAMES 4'I'I-'ISETTY FULLER 3A-DICK ST. LAWRENCE 313-ARCIIIE MCNALYGIITON 3C-SIII:I'I-ARD LEVVIS 3D-BILL AUERIIACK 3E-BILL RALPH 3F- BILI. SCO'1'I' 3G-NETTA Goonwnz 31-I-STUART BURGESS 31C-ARCHIE MCCAIG - - M l'll1H1. Mr'I.I.ox' BLYCIJ, MR. C. S. FIKIIBIPIII 'l'oM NEWTON, 5.-X ELMER A. DIIAN, 5A 31.-RUTII 'l'orI'IN 2.-X-SALLY IERADFII-II.IJ :Ii-C1'IATSWl'0RTlI ZCSBILL GANSIIX' 217-ISETTY CRAIG QE-JOAN CAIIczHI.m' QF-TIIELBIA RAMsoN IA-GLADYS MALLOX' IB-CHARLES LITDIBPIRS IC-ALFRED BRENNER ID-AITDREY LEAR IE-PIn'LLIs SHAW 'B IIIIKC I , , 'P x ' 'fun v , t 'I L . I ..f,, 1 3 ' , Q 'hh y A P1 rl,- 11.1,,t-Fam.-t-ii THE HOWLER, 1934 In 1 B AT U xl ff o, n f' EDITURI o ,t , I3 if 5 , li promised in September to have the book out early, and here it isgthe 19:31 Hmulcrfaml we leave it to you to judge whether it is any the worse for its speedy journey from the pupils to the ruthless staffffrom there to the printer's, and, to complete the circle, back to you. This year has been rather out-of-the-ordinary, Things have been happening with such rapid- ity that it is almost impossible to keep up with them. Our Senior Rugby Team, coached by Mr. Reynolds, started the year off by winning the city cham- pionship for the first time. That alone, if nothing else had happened, would have caused enough excitement to last throughout the year. The old saying, Pride goeth before a fall, had us a little worried, even in the midst of our glory, but no-ours was the exception that proved the rule. North Toronto wasn't going to stop with winning the Senior title- Oh, no-our Bantams decided that! They heard that Mr. Thomas Church was donating a Bantam cup. They thought it would look extremely well in front of the auditorium, so they set out to get it, and they did! Our juniors put up a real fight, but didn't quite make the grade. Better luck next year. Then our track team got their heads together and thought they would prove that Rugby was not the only thing North Toronto excelled in, and as a result of the huddle, brought home MARION GREENSHIELDS Editor three Canadian titles. Mr. Bryce ably coached the boys along this line. Among the many other feat- ures in the magazine, you will notice our Anniversary Page. This year North Toronto is cele- brating its twenty-iirst birthday. Our school comes of age! If it has accomplished as much as it has in the past when it was only a mere child, what will it do now that it is an adult? We shall see! Nile hope you will get as much enjoyment out of the magazine as we have had in producing it! We have aimed to please in this, the thirteenth edition of the Howler and hope it meets with your hearty approval. This year, in spite of the fact that we hur- ried things along at a heretofore unheard of rate of speed, the material submitted was splendid. For the whole-hearted co-operation of our fellow students, the editorial staff expresses its appreciation. To Miss Menzies we extend a vote of thanks. VVhat we would have done without her we don't know and are afraid to think. Mr. Medcof and Miss Mahoney have been invaluable as staff advisors. Also Miss Fen- wick, Mr. Bryce and Mr. Page have done a great deal to make our sport's section bigger and better than ever. Mr. Sid. Reynolds has inspired the advertising staff to bigger and better efforts and has shouldered all our finan- cial burdens-who could be better fitted for THE HOIl I.liR, 193-I the position? Thanks, Mr. Reynolds. XVC take this opportunity to beg the pardon of and to sincerely thank those teachers whom we have pestered to death during and out of school hours, and who gave us their co-oper- ation so good-naturedly. Without Colonel VVood's influencial and whole-hearted support I'm afraid we would still be taking pictures, and so we thank him on behalf of the school and staff. Mr. Farmer and Lee Foster worked unceasingly and made possible the many won- derful pictures in the book. And lastly, but not least by any means, we thank the form reps. for their enthusiastic work in getting notes and in selling tickets-and the adver- tising staff which makes the magazine possible. 'The Teaching Staff VVe take advantage of this small space in the Howler to say a few words about those who have recently joined our staff, and also about those who have left to travel elsewhere. We welcome Miss Scanlon who, on her re- turn from Harbord, has resumed her work in Art. Mr. Medcof, a graduate of Queen's, comes to North Toronto from Humberside. He is now the head of our English Department. Mr. Baker, of the English Department, also a Queen's graduate, formerly taught in Kit- chener and is now in his first year at North Toronto. To these who have this year joined our staff we extend a hearty greeting and hope that their career here may be a most success- ful one. . THE PREFECTS Head PfCfEt'fS-E7'lIc'Xf Rollaston and Jean Francis. This year a new advancement in self-gov- ernment has developed at North Toronto, namely, the organization of a Prefect Body. Four were elected in each fifth form, two boys and two girls, and these twenty-eight elected from their numbers, two head prefects and two runners-up. The prefects represent the school and all complaints are brought to their notice. The girls have acted as school hostesses on sev- eral occasions. The most important of these Page Fifi.-ff, was the Commencement Tea, at which the girls served tea to over sixty prominent To- ronto personages. The boys are ushers, when- ever any are needed, and during the rugby games played on our field, they did splendid policing work. The Rugby Dance, staged after Commencement by the prefects, was a complete success. The duties of the prefects for this year have been rather indefinite, but they will be fully organized for next year's group if this experi- ment continues with the success with which it has begun. VVe hope you will have noticed the new initial pagesfthe first being the work of Bill Reid-Lewis, who also designed for us the very attractive cover. Bill has been the much- in-demand magazine artist and has many car- toons throughout the book. The sports initial page was done by Felix Green. THE LITERARY CONTESTS VVe ask you to join us in congratulating the winners of the Literary Contests. The prize for Short Stories was awarded to NVilliam lVood, who wrote Uneasy Lies the Headf, The winner of the Poetry prize was Nellie Coe, whose poem, Sky, was judged the best. Honourable Mention SHORT STORIES GIQNL'IssA's TRUCKLE BED, by Ardath Hud- dleston. LoRD BLI-ISSYS, by VVilliam Barringer. DERMONJS DI3sTRUcTIvIa IDISCOVERY, by Ted Heslop. POETRY LONIZLINESS, by Barbara Pritchard. I DARE NOT, by Margaret Forsythe. FRIENDSHIP, by John Newbold. VVINTER AND SUMMER, by Betty Kirk. VOICE IN THE WILDERNESS, by Bill Bar- ringer. These stories and poems were splendid, as were many others submitted. We regret that we could not print all of them, but this year, of necessity we have been forced to cut down the number of pages and consequently the space alloted to the Literary Section was limited. Thank you all again and good luck! Ijtlflt' .S'l.t'lUC11 THE HOIVLER, 193-i AUDITORIUM EVENTS A Few Brief Notes On Events Which Have Called Us to Our Auditorium During 1933. Remembrance Day l'lify .slmll nn? grvfzc nhl. as we Nm! i1reI0ftyro:cr1l1l.' .lgfz .slmll not zceury flzfnz. nur the years t'1lIltll'llllI.' .-ll the gniizy ilurfn nf 11111 A1111 and in H16 Ill0Flllllfl. IV1' will remenzller tlirnif' At a time when there was so much discus- sion as to the meaning of Germany's militar- istic attitude, it was particularly fitting that Remembrance was the keynote of the ser- vices held on November 10th to commemorate the Peace Treaty of the XYorld XYar. The students took their places in the As- sembly Hall shortly after nine o'clock. to the subdued strains of the orchestra. That familiar hymn, O God, Our Help in Ages Past, was sung, and followed by the Bible Reading and Prayer. Magistrate jones, the special speaker, in- troduced himself as a former pupil of North Toronto. The visitor noted that Armistice Day had been changed to Remembrance Day. After all, Magistrate jones stated, 'arrnis- tice' means merely a cessation of hostilities. while 'remembrance' stands for something larger and fuller. He appealed to the pupils to remember only the sweeter side of life, forgetting the bitter and rancorous thoughts that war breeds, in order that we may have roses in Decemberf' Maxine 'Wilson spoke brieHy on the League of Nations. The Futility of XYar was the subject chosen by Felix Green. O Valiant Hearts followed next on the programme. The students were then addressed by Mr. Shaw, who exhorted us to remember the courage, truth and honour that character- ized those who had demonstrated the greater love. All stood and paid respectful tribute while Mr. Shaw read the names of the boys who had paid the supreme sacrifice. Two minutes of silence was observed, to be broken by the poignant notes of the Last Post, played by Arthur Scriven. Another hymn and the singing of the Na- tional Anthem concluded the Remembrance Day service. The Reverend Mr. XV. J. Johnston, of Eg- linton United Church, addressed the junior Assembly. MR. JOHN ELSON li November -lthj On the occasion of Canadian Book XVeek, the .lunior Assembly was fortunate in having Mr. john Rlson speak to them on Canadian Authors. Mr. lilson, himself a prominent author, historian and lecturer, gave some in- teresting verbal sketches of our most promi- nent Canadian writers. In his own fascinat- ing: manner, he told of the occasion of his first meeting with Bliss Carmen, the famous and eccentric Canadian poet, and something of the life of Stephen Leacock and L. M. Montgomery, the creator of the beloved Anne of Green Gables. Many of the pupils were suiprised to know that Marshall Saunders, author of Beautiful joe and other books, lives in a little house in Lawrence Park, and lzeeps a small bird and animal sanctuary as a hobby. These and other interesting facts rounded out a very entertaining informal talk, and we are sure that the school as a whole will welcome Mr. Elson heartily on the occa- sion of his next visit. MR. THOMAS CHURCH l'Tucsday, November lilthj Cn the morning of November the twelfth, the school was honoured by a visit from Mr. Thomas Church, many times Mayor of the City of Toronto. He came for the purpose of presenting the Gooderham Cup, which is awarded to the Toronto High School Rugby Champions, and won by our Seniors in their valiant campaign for honours. Mr. Bryce, Mr. Reynolds and members of the team filed on to the platform to the tune of For He's a jolly Good Fellow. Mr. Church, introduced by Col. XVood, gave a short address on sportsmanship in which he alluded especially to the fine sportsman- like deportment of the teams of North To- ronto Collegiate. He then presented the cup to Mr. Reynolds, who modestly accepted it on behalf of the team. The individual mem- bers of the team were then introduced by Mr. Reynolds, and each was acknowledged by enthusiastic applause. THE HOIVLER, 1934 Page Seventeen 0 THE EDITORS' CQNVENTION 0 Where criticisms-constructive and otherwise-were gathered by your delegates. Ik lk Dk Dk D15Lrii:.x1'iss-Mai'ioii Greenshields, .lohanne Klein, liliner Doan, Arthur Dunbar. PF Pls PK Pls EN KICLOCK on the morning of Fri- day, November Nth, marked the occa- sion of the opening of the eighth annual High School lfditors' Convention, sponsored by Sigma Phi, the lYomen's Honourary and Professional journalistic Fraternity of the University of Toronto. As the opening hour approached, representatives of high schools all over Ontario gathered in the rotunda of Convocation Hall in the Cniversity of To- ronto, and after enrolment took their places for the opening. The delegatesgfour of them from North Torontogwere welcomed by Miss Helen Mc- Kee, President of Sigma Phi. The freedom of the Cniversity buildings and grounds was extended by the President, Dr. H. gl. Cody. Mr. Dunlop, of the Department of University Extension, humourously outlined the purpose of the Convention. He explained this to be mainly an effort toward the betterment of the quality of high school magazines, through the medium of discussion of the various problems encountered by the students in the publica- tion of their journals. There followed an interesting discussion of Modern Advertising. by Mr. Elton Johnston, of the Clarke E. Locke Advertising Agency. The Convention then broke up into groups, under the leadership of experienced men. Each group discussed some one phase of magazine edition, the rudi- ments, essentials, and problems of each. This concluded a busy morning, and the gathering adjourned for luncheon. Two o'clock saw us again gathered in Con- vocation Hall, where Professor Louis A. Mac- Kay, of University College, lectured on Short Story VVriting. Mr. Lou Marsh, of Pick and Shovel fame, gave, in his inimitable man- ner, a half-hour talk on Sports VVriting. We then dispersed for a little educational diver- sion, and were given our choice of being con- ducted through one of three large Toronto printing establishments. The North Toronto delegzxtrs chose to view the inner workings of the MacLean Publishing Company. Soon after six, with the roar of machinery still in our ears. we arrived in the lounge of l'aton's College Street Store for the big ban- quet. lt consisted of literally everything from soup to nuts, including turkey with the ap- proprizrte trimmings. After the dinner were tendercd the usual toasts, among them, Cnr Guests, ably responded to by our esteemed editor, Marion tireenshields. Later, the prizes for the best magazine cover design, short story and magazine make-up were presented. XVhile the Ilo-ruin' failed to qualify, it received hon- ourable mention from Mr. Augustus Bridle, of the llaily Star. whose criticism of the school magazines was generally favourable. This concluded a highly enjoyable evening. The next morning, we assembled once again in Convocation llall, despite all the Santa Claus l'arade could do to keep us away. Mr. Stuart Thompson, of Brigden's Limited, gave a lengthy discussion on Magazine Make-up, followed by a short talk on Feature XVriting hy Miss Mona Clarke, the editor of Gossip. Reports on the group discussions of the pre- ceding morning, succeeded a talk by Mr. Napier Moore, of MacLean's, on Magazine liditing. Mr. Charles Goldhammer gave an illustrated lecture on Magazine Art, the last of the series of discussions. Dr. J. H. Alt- house, Headmaster of the University Schools, tendered the closing address, which ofhcially ended the Convention for 1933. Though the Convention was over, we saw Tony Sarg's Marionettes at the Eaton Auditorium to round out the afternoon. XVe wish to convey our thanks to Sigma Phi for an intensely interesting, instructive and enjoyable session, and hope that all their suc- ceeding efforts will be crowned with equal success. Pllfln' Ijiglzlcciz THE HOIVLER1934 ir VALEDICTORY af Our Graduates of 1933 Bid Au Revoir to' North Toronto Through Their Representative, James A'Court. X ss James A'Court OLONICI. XYOUD, Honourable Guests, Ladies and Gentlemen: As this is probably our last formal visit to the school, I should like to take this oppor- tunity of thanking all of those who have helped us in any way during our school career. One. of course, to whom we owe a great deal, is Colonel NVood. In the lower forms he is regarded with a good deal of awe. Then amongithe higher students, some begin to get a little critical, saying among themselves what they would have done on certain occasions, had they been in his place. However, I am sure that a little thought will convince you all that anything Colonel Wood does is for the benefit of the student body as a whole, and the school itself. The teaching staff particu- larly deserve credit, for theirs is a hard task, and much of their work is unappreciated by the students. As soon as you leave the school, however, and no longer- have the same teach- ers to rely on, you will realize what a great help they have been, and the debt you owe them. Dictating notes and assigning a fixed amount of work each night tend to cause the student to lose any initiative he or she might possess. Of course these things are necessary, for otherwise some students would never do any work, but to the student who takes his or her work seriously, and especially to those who intend going on to university. it is absolutely vital to learn to work alone, only going to the teacher for help when a special difhculty is met. At this point I should like to congratu- late, on behalf of last year's class, North To- ronto's Senior football team on winning the city championship. It is an achievement worthy of merit, and, we hope, only the forerunner of other similar successes. XYith regard to games, they are an essential part of everyone's life. They really serve two purposes. First of all. they are a source of healthy recreation, and for this reason alone everyone should partake in them. But games also have another just as important function, that of character building, and the best game for this purpose is the team game. XYhere a group is playing together, a spirit of co-operation is developed which is invaluable, because it remains after the game is over, and is then applicable to other things. Those who offer lack of ability as a reason for non-participation in games, I would urge to remember that it is not necessary to excel in sports in order to be a good sport, and in the eyes of everyone of intelligence, the good sport is preferable. Thus I would say that everyone, from the first former up, ought, if physically able, to take part in some form of sport. This mention of the first former recalls a point of psychological ,value, the attitude of the first former to the fifth. If you people in fifth form will just go back four or five years, you will be surprised to discover how your attitude toward the fifth former has changed. Now, to you, they are common-place, Ordinary people, no better in any way than THE HOH'l-liR,1934 yourself, many of them worse. But in lirst form, fifth formers are regarded as almost unapproachable, and certainly to be respected. This change is natural, but the attitude of the first fonner is an extremely strong argument in favour of the prefect system, instituted in this school by Colonel XVood. A few in the upper forms are not inclined to take it seri- ously, but a little broadmindedness and co- operation from them would do a great deal towards its success. A very important part of school life is that play ed by the various clubs and societies. Not only do these promote interest in, and extend the knowledge of the arts to which they devote themselves, but once again that spirit of co- operation and sometimes of healthy rivalry is developed. This value is apparent when one considers that, except in a few cases, one's progress is inseparable from social environ- ment, and to succeed in anything, one simply must be socially related to others. Perhaps the greatest thing for which we have to thank our high school is the fact that we have, in part at least, received an educa- tion. VVhat do we mean by that? There is an idea very prevalent among certain people, usually of an over-practical turn of mind, that most of the subjects taught in high school are of little use to the student in later life. What's the use of Latin? And if Latin is going to be of some use to a man, certainly mathematics will not help him, in any way, and so on. Now all this is extremely narrow- minded. The purpose of a secondary educa- tion is not merely to amass knowledge, but to learn how to think, how to meet and solve for oneself, problems that will later arise. lf a man cannot think for himself, he will always be dependent on someone else-and certainly no one will deny that the original thinker enjoys greater freedom and scope for advance- ment than the mere imitator Therefore when you are inclined to consider your studies dull, remember that in making you exercise your brain, they are rendering you a service of the greatest value As we look back over the last few years, at North Toronto, it is with a feeling of justi- fiable pride that we recall its growth during Page Nineteen our stay here. .Xll the improvementsfan extra storey, new cafeteria, new gymnasium, playing field and track, and an enlarged enrolment- reflect its rise to the position of one of the largest and hest collegiates in the city. This increase in size. moreover, has been accom- plished by an increase in the quality of the school. As examples of this, we have the fine showing of our track team last year in the Canadian meet, the winning of the city cham- pionship by the football team this year, the increased number of scholarships won by the school in the past tive years, the winning of the Star Shield for the best high school maga- zine in Ontario by the Howler in 1931, and many other achievements. Since we cannot live in the past, though we may think fondly of it at times, the important thing is the innuence of past deeds on the future of the school. A standard is set and as each year goes by, that standard is raised. And now, in conclusion, I should like to repeat, as a little incentive perhaps, four lines from XVordsworth's Ode to Duty. These lines may be adopted for our purpose as ex- plaining the struggle undergone at school, and the lesson learned there-learned, but not fully realized till after graduation. The poet makes this confession to Duty: .4 And oft, when in my heart was heard Thy timely mandate, I deferred The task, in smoother walks to stray, But thee I now would serve more strictly, if I may. ff :if 4: Ik Uncle, are you really a cannibal? VVhat makes you think that ? XVell, mother says you're always living on somebo ly. Pk as :sf Pk Phonetic Love O.M.L.E. what X.T.C. I always feel when U.I.C. I used to rave of L.N.'s eyes, For K.T. I gave countless sighs. For L.C. too, and L.N.R. I was a keen competitor. But they're a non-N.T.T. For U.X.L. them all, U.C. Page T'Zl'6'IIfy THE HOIVLER, 1934 ak THE KERR CUP -A' Moore Tafts-Kerr Cup Winner HE Kerr Cup, one of the most coveted trophies of the school, was won this year by Moore Tafts. There were eleven pupils nominated, but because of his Academic and Athletic standing, and his popu- larity around the school, Paddy, as he was familiarly known, was awarded the honour. Paddy started his high school career at North Toronto in 1928. For the next five years he maintained a high standing in his -+1 CRATORICAL CONTE Owing to the fact that the Howler staff have decided to publish the magazine earlier than usual, we are not able to announce the results of the debates. So far, however, the exponents of the art of Demosthenes have been delving into many deep subjects. Political, economic and social problems have been argued with equal skill and vigour. The third forms are now on their studies and also had time left for a prominent place in athletics. He passed in every exam. he wrote and left the school with fifteen first- class honour certificates to his credit. Some record! According to the teachers, if everyone were like Paddy, teaching would really be a pleasant task, because he had such a splendid spirit of co-operation in class and all school activities. Well, I am afraid teachers will not be enjoying themselves for a long time yet, because there are very few Paddys to lighten their burden. ln athletics, partly because of his deter- mined nature, he was a leader among his fellows. Although he took part in other games, his main interest was in rugby. He was a member of the Bantam and Senior teams and captain of the Junior team. Due to his bril- liant playing and ready alertness in his games, he was a regular rugby-fan idol. Last year, when Prefects were introduced to the school, Paddy was chosen as leader of the corps. There have been Kerr Cup winners before and will be again, but Paddy, perhaps more than any other, possesses the necessary quali- iications. He was well known and well liked by more students than anyone else, and justly deserves the honour bestowed on the Kerr Cup winner. He is in Commerce and Finance at Varsity this year Cplaying more rugbyj, and we just want to take this chance to let him know that North Toronto is pulling for him and hopes that he keeps up the good work. bl, STS AND DEBATES third round, while the fourth form champion- ship remains to be settled between Vera Turnbull and Ronald Jolly of 4D and Nellie Coe and Tom Rowe of -LF. 5E and 5G are likewise to battle it for the fifth form champ- ionship, at a date not yet decided upon. At the time of going to press, the Oratory Contests had not been held, but the results will be published in next year's Howler. THE Ho1V1.ER, 1934 f'f1f1vTfvf'1f3'-OW 41 THE REED SCHOLARSHIP ll- S you probably know, this scholarship is awarded each year to the one who amasses the most iirst-class honours in Junior Matriculation. Last year it was won by Bev. Gaynor, and Marion Best is still wondering how he beat her. He got 11 firstsl Does that clear things up? He's quiet, and unlike most of his contem- porary students, he really has brains. His real name is Beverley, but don't let it throw you-and don't call him by it either. He was born eighteen years ago in Toronto. That probably explains his brains. Bev. is just another exaniple of the saying, Good gear comes in small bulk. He went to Bedford Park public school, and even at that tender age he astonished his parents by his high marks. He went, and still goes occasionally, to the Anglican Church, but the church really isn't responsible for his later development. He was a Boy Scout and is now a Rover Scout, but don't hold it against him, because in that capacity he spends many weeks before Christ- mas niaking toys for children and many weeks after Christmas playing with them. Bev. thinks French and Latin are useless subjects. He's right again. He has a habit of being right. He's a bad one to be sitting near when the inspectors are here. He's so darned clever, the teachers tire all the questions at him. lt's most unpleasant to have it come so close to home. He's one of the most skilful iiddlers in the school orchestra. For coniirmation of this you may ask either his mother or his dad. Much of his spare time is spent in the Camera Club dark room and some of his efforts have startled even Mr. Farmer. This probably ex- Fa: if if FIRS During the 1933 season, twenty-three boys received the Senior Certificate and members who attained the Voucher Certificate were: H. Love, E. Cockell, O. Carmichael, D. VVith- row, G. Craig, M. Forster, and H. Brett. The T rv is P 1 . 1 9 l, is Q., t. 3 , ,. K I , i Beverley Gaynor-Winner 1933 plains why his percentage has dropped to the eightiesg but it does not explain his never- ending disgust at this state of affairs. Bev. is one of the few who can come home with a blonde hair on his coat and get away with it. He was probably more pleased over the cash reward of the scholarship than the reputation he gained, which takes a lot of living up to. Despite all the nasty things and the implied insults that you've just read, Bevfs a swell kid and you'll like him. FLMER A. DOAN. x AID -A' -A' medallion award went to P. Abbott, D. Ander- son, P. Sellers and R. VViancko, while F. Laughlin was the only one to receive the label. Since the beginning of the club, over one hundred boys have been awarded the Senior Certificate or higher. .c .. .. ....,-. .. .,..-v, , N N ..-2: 11.12 .:A. .0:l . 9 COMMENCEMENT - Q Char .klzzta I--ater celefiz'-ai its :'.-.ezitg-irsi Tie senior Pup: oz :he school will rezzzezzzber i:iii.f.'.' 5.1 the Azizipzal Cfzzizizeitseztiezit Efxer- the kizzily zzzzcierstanciiztg gx-ez: :hem by the ehes 5 Te-sexier pil.. The sci.. lucas late Bliss Lewis. BLA. D-.ning zhe schc-oi :gigs 3-lj -55531 Xgflg if ff- year. 'ic-:ey was coilected irc-1:1 af who cared Xe: l 15-A-3 ' 7, 3, 375- .-.- -- -- ' t: ccziiihzgte. which zizacie pnssibie zhe Z itat tizzie. ..s Cresegit ' exiezi. , Lewis Schalarship to perpetuate her zizezzzcrjr. 'zzzlaifzis ti ite siafi .'.1.ie Shireezz Hajjlestccz was the wiziizer the Ie Xffl. cz-chest: 3-.1 1 free. 'Size fer this year. A. pcizzait cf Bliss Lewis : assiszei :e.1 '-' -I1 :he fr::ee.i1:1gs if :wells as phesehtei by the ariisz. Miss X. Beiztczz- '-eziierei se1e:ti::.. '. 4'--s i11:ef.1.s he- fT1if72S'3?51- weeh the ese 'e 'ite ehcus 'ahzes Afrar: was :he Yaleiictciaz' azzi :te-s. . preseztiig :he ge-cppzhzr fizizizie with Sze Schi-51 '?ese:ti...1Si1S fi-355 1-11165 Cater Scholarship, Dr. G, F. Rogers. Girls' .-gh fS'es. . .Wastes S- Sw Riff Stizaic Ihrectgr of Iiiucatiozz. aizzzitiei ia: Pipes' .efhletic Qiljars :he schi-il fajiiei in the pride Q :ts Fieli l aj-' .l.'.v::f' . Trzstee Qt. Sg.1'al.iit1g. chgl si c reccri. but zizezztiehed 'ha' :he It 'vaf S12?.1aL2Ti agjf:g'i.a:e :hat ite 351- .pueizge siuaieztt was likewise creciii. veit: arvariei ' :xr C13.:.2:f5i Rllggj' T25-iii fzifjriaztately. Slayer Stewart. who was tc fere gresehtei hy' HQ.. R1:h:.r:s5:1. s ' :heh 1-5,-.e hee: Q-hesehz. was unable to aitezzi clwizzg -:gil cf Xxth ' r::t5. s .s.' h: -s hi.. ::1e: - s the press of civic iuies. Alderzzzazi XY. G. -ef cf ite Yarsitjf LT1.2I..flST qilii. Cizit -Qs suhsitatei fer ite BIEYCT hui S. .2 11: iife H. 'Ei-5 ierhxz re:eis'e.i . -'tj-' Ta- --'ezzziizhle speech recalled ite events Ieaciizzg if: whe: he jresehtei iie tesaiz i: ite iie A :Q :he cfrghtatici cf ite schc-oi. 'cghjs e 'h1e 'aii: e' iieir :jig skill G-Ji Save ite Ring' eztied iie pic-3.::1:::e - 2 it-X an 5: TIL-SCHIXG STAFF Back Row-lr. Fxrmer. Hz. Levis Hr. Term, M:. Mrfxgtlrn Third Rn'-Mr. Hanstux. Mr. Baker. Mr. Kelly, Q. Gerrov. lr. Burg lr. Tillie. lr. Klilck. lr. Baker. lr. Pale. lr. F Jae. Hx BYSBLDL az-sy' . Ser.-and Rav-Im Tilkxan. Ms Wigan. Mia Mshnney. Misa Knzff. His SU.'l.l.I 'l,'S lk Irvin. HE Allen. Im lenxis. lk Sanding. Mk Pemrkk, MS Philips. Mis Lxngkim.. F1-un:lEuvBT3Hr. S Bendix Hr. Bak. lr. le-ici. Hx. Arte. Lt.-Cd. Wad. lr. Shar. Dt. Jaliesal. lr. Chrk. . KL Ahenx-Hhs Hanpsnm. lr. Seeking. Mr. Mu-inch. HS Hilliker. Hr. Re-fault. lis Sasha. THE IlOlI'!.liR, 193-1 fillllli' Twenty-Three 5? CE 'QQ , LICERZLRY-' ev t. DRHCQHCIC N SOC IECY y ks Egg-Eg,-gl to T-Carbs: HE Literary and Dramatic Society exists to encourage and foster Literary and Dramatic work in the school. The elections for officers of the Society took place during the last week in November rx.l3O' Y- if 'lack Hotlgins put on a Radio Broadcast which was a novelty and proved to be a huge success. Un the programme, also, was a one- act play presented by members of -LG, under the direction of Xlr. Kelley. Due to the delay and the following ex ecutive was elected Honorary President Lt.-Col. F. H. NVood, BA. President: Ed. Golightly. lst Vice-President: Anna Higginson. 2nd Vice - President Ralph Hunter. Secretary: -lack Kerwin. Critic: lllarion Mac Naughton. Committee man.: Hugh Kantell. Advisory Committee Mr. Medcof Mr. Houston. l'.'lI2. MEDCOF, MARION McNAUGHTON. JACK KERWIN. MR. HOUSTON, ANNA HIGGINSON, ED. GOLIGHTLY, RALPH HUNTER of elections only one general meeting has been held, but the Society has ambitious plans for the future. The Literary and Dramatic Society pre- sented the School Li- brary with magazines and a set of books of plays. These were purchased with pro- ceeds of former the- atre nights. The Society this year is pioneering in a new field. Inter- school debates have been started. Two de- bates have already The Society this year is fortunate in having Ed. Golightly for President. He organized committees to aid in forming programmes. Those formed were the Literary, Gymnastic, Programme, Musical and Dramatic commit- tees. Members of these are from all forms in the school who keep the Society in touch with the entire student body. On XVednesday, 24th January, 1934, the lirst general meeting was held in the school auditorium. The musical committee under taken place, teams going to Riverdale and Uakwood Collegiates. North Toronto won the former, but was defeated at Oakwood. Thus the Society is forming friendly rivalry in the literary held corresponding with that estab- lished by the rugby and hockey teams in sport. The interform debates are progressing splendidly and are now in the third round. The winners will be presented with medals by the Literary and Dramatic Society. Page Twenty-Four THE HOIVLER, 1934 AN APPRECIATION Two of our staff who are no longer with the N. T. C. l. ,ff 1 . .esmtp MR. KEILLOR -Photo by Dick Plewman, Camera Club An Honest Man is the Noblest XYork of God Mr. Keillor, born and brought up in Bruce County, began his education at the little red school-house of the section. His studies at the Model School in Kincardine preceded his attendance at Port Elgin High School, and continued effort at the School of Pedagogy in Toronto brought him his High School Teach- er's Certificate. Studying extra-murally at Queens, he obtained his degree in English and History, and accepted a position in Jarvis Col- legiate. In 1915, he was appointed head of the English and History Department at North Toronto, where he taught until his retirement in 1933. Mr. Keillor, while head of the English and History Department in N.T.C.I., was also the school's librarian. His work was always highly commended by the High School Inspectors, and his knowledge of books and their authors was of incalculable value to pupils and teach- ers alike. His kindly sympathy and helpful suggestions paved the way for orderly and appreciative enjoyment of the best works of classical and modern writers. He pursued his activities with a maximum of enthusiasm, and his conscientious direction of the activities of his department was productive of the utmost proficiency in both pupil and teacher. The best thing that could be said of any man is that he is a great man. Pk vls Pls HK MR. H. N. SHEPPARD Mr. Sheppard came to North Toronto Col- legiate from Morse Street Public School in 1922. He was a popular and successful mem- ber of the English and History Department for eleven years. In 1933, he was appointed to the headship of the History Department at Jarvis Collegiate. The Howler is particularly anxious to wish Mr. Sheppard every success in his future work. During his years at North Toronto, he was the main-stay and support of the magazine as its Chief Staff Adviser. To his enthusiastic guidance and unceasing efforts is due much of the H owIf'r'x development from a simple paper-covered pamphlet into one of the out- standing school magazines in the province. Good luck, Mr. Sheppard! bk Dk Pk Pk REAL MEN The true gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergenciesg who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or defor- mityg who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble anotherg who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievementsg who speaks with frankness, but always with sincerity and sym- pathy, and whose deed follows his word, Who thinks of the rights and feelings of others rather than of his owng who appears well in any com- pany, and who is at home When he seems to be abroad-a man with whom honor is sacred.- Forbes Magazine. ' THE HOIVLISR, 1934 1' PARENTS' NIGHT One night in 1934 when we played host to our parents. Bong! It is exactly eight p.m., ,lanuary 11th, 1934. Through the courtesy of the Howler, station N.T.C.I. is about to present, for your approval, the annual event, Parent's Night at North Toronto Collegiate, over the nation- wide N.T.C. netxvorlc. It is a glorious night. folks, and, as we stand in the spacious hall of the Collegiate, we are going to try to bring to you a vivid picture of all that is going on here to-night. The crowds are pouring in the large Gothic doors of the School, a merry throng, for they are here to view and express their approval, or criticism, of the talents and accomplish- ments of the younger generation. There is an atmosphere of congeniality everywhere, as parents and children course through the halls. XVC regret we cannot have Colonel lYood, the venerable principal, say a word to you. for he is fully occupied welcoming the visitors. There he stands, with his face beaming, and well he may, for it is largely through his efforts, and the splendid co-operation he is able to obtain. that this night is crowned with success. Draw closer to your radios everybody, because we are going to take you on a tour around the school. As we mount the stairs, we enter the Physics Laboratory, where we delve into the science of sound, heat, light, and electricity. The room is full of weird apparatus, as is the Chemistry Room into which we pass next. Enduring strange odours, we witness future scientists delving into the intricacies of solu- tions and compounds. Perhaps some of us get an inkling of the life to come, as we view the inner workings of the miniature volcanoes and geysers seething in the domain of Geology. As we drift through the rooms, one by one, we witness the results of painstaking toil, in the delicately-coloured history maps, and beauti- fully-written essays. VVould that Pythagoras could view the advanced problems and solu- tions set forth by the Mathematics Depart- ment. A glance into the Camera Club dark room, where we view the technique of this well-developed group. We now transfer you to the boys' gymnasium, where young Adonises display feats of strength, agility, and dexterity on the bars and mats. The girls take their share of the applause, with a brilliant display of essentials in the development of womanly poise and grace. XYe enter the Biology Lab- oratory xvith a feeling of reverence for the children of the waves, earth and slsy who gave their lixes to the cause of science. Here we see these helpless creatures, snatched from blissful lives only to he stuffed, pinned on a card, or pickled in a glass jar for the enlight- enment and adxancenient of posterity. llut our time is passing quickly, ladies and gentlemen. There is a great array of musi- cians, singers, and spealcers, awaiting you in the large aniphitheatrical hall of this marvel- ous organization, and far be it from us to detain you. ,Xnd so we transfer you. This is station N.T.C.l. signing off. We hid you a fond good evening , and until another year, ul'ltJllSOll'.H Dk if DK bk urn' Truvzzly-1:i1't' Pugc Tiuezzty-Six THE HOlVLER,1934 if at N.T.C.I. COMES OF AGE if -ir Being a brief history of N.T.C.l. for the past twenty-one years, as compiled by Miss Scanlon, of the teaching staff since its inception. ELEBRATIONS- here-there-every where! 1934 has plunged Toronto into Centennial activities. One hundred years a city, and every year has marked a step forward. It was 300 years ago this year that jacques C a r t i e r made history. One hundred and fifty years ago the United E in p i r e Loyalists landed in Canada. 1934 !-a year of events, and what do you think F North Toronto is not behind the times. It has a celebration all its own. This year it comes of age and Miss Scanlon is going to tell you all about the school in its early be- ginnings in the old Town Hall. The bell! True, it is only the old-fashioned handbell, but it means recess. just now, there is only one place to go at recess. No, not to the cafe- teria, but down the old rickety stairs, out doors, across the street and to the apple orchard. Here we stand and stare at stones, mortar, bricks and confusion in gen- eral. Before long, out of this mass, the TOWN HALL AT MONTGOMERY AVE. and YONGE ST. Where N.T.C.l. Classes were first held. LAYING THE CORNER STONE OF NORTH TORONTO COLLEGIATE Left to Right, Front Row-Mr. J. W. Brownlow. Mr. Arnold. Mr. Chalkey. Mr. T. W. Bantlm. Mr. Keith, Mr. Ferguson, Mr. Forsey Page tArchitect of the Buildingl, and Mr. Palmer QContraetorJ, at extreme Right. LAST NORTH TORONTO SCHOOL BOARD T H li H O ll' 1. If R, I U 3 J l't1y1t' T'Zc't'11ly-51'-:'t'l1 LAST COUNCIL BOARD OF THE TOWN OF NORTH TORONTO Left to Right-Mr. Brown tMayorj. Mr. Lawrence, Mr. Reid, Mr. Becker. tM.P.7. Mr. H. H. Ball. Mr. Home. Mr. Maston. outlines of a school take fomi, and are we proud? A real school, at last. The late Mr. ti. H. Reed had started the school with four pup- ils. Inside of a year, the late Mr. Nelson was engaged and by the beginning of the next year the third teacher was added to the stahf. By this time there were three regular forms and complete High School work, including Senior Matriculation work, was taught. It was a time of trial, hardship and struggle in many ways, but there were many compensa- tions. Pupils who obtained their Senior Matriculation under these conditions were certainly teacher's pets. It was confusing, annoying, but sometimes amusing to be com- pelled to stop while the teacher on the other side of the low partition declared fa+bl2I after your ble ne sais pas. Many were the tangles straightened out by the pat on the back and the words of encouragement of Mr. ' GROCERY STORE Eglinton and Yonge St. Reed. Chielly due to him we have our present school motto, Labor Omnia Yincitf' He talked it, he preached it, he lived it. When the school had become well estab- lished in the section, which is the front only, of our present school, the war gave us another chance to show that we had become a real school. There is no need to mention the boys whose names are written on our tablet. The girls then, as they have ever since in other spheres, also took up their duties in war work. So time has moved along quickly and to-day we have many men and women holding re- sponsible positions in our city and country who attended the school in the old Town Hall. Labor Unmia Yincitf' It still stands. Be ours to hold it high. XYe seem to be saying or acting, VVe can. 10355 was a banner year for N. T. C. I. and can it be otherwise? Nwffbf, ff, f -fm LIVERY STABLE Comer of Albertus Ave. and Yonge St. Pug: Tzuuzzfy-lfitflzi THE HOIVLER, 1934 THE CAMERA CLUB Ifozzorary President-COL. F. H. TYOOD Frcria'c11t-Dick PLEwMAN 17ir,vf l'1'rr-Prc.tia'c1zffHELEN CURTIS Scromi I'irc-PrcsideuI-BEvi5R1.Ev Gavxoa He Camera Club is now in its seventh year of existence. Since its organization it has steadily grown and now takes its place as one of the major organizations of the school. Our up-to-clate equipment and splen- .lid facilities for photo- graphic work offer a splendid h o b b y and recreation for its mem- bers. XYith the open- ing of a studio, a new branch of photography is open to those interested in portrait studies. Through the untiring efforts of Mr. Farmer, the club has successfully g r 0 w n, and with his help our members have learned to produce work of the highest quality. -Om' .tfL'fT'Z-'1'lil'E5- A club meeting is held every s e c o n d weelz. At some of these meetings, demonstra- tion classes in developing, printing and en- larging were conducted by Lee Foster. XYC have been fortunate in obtaining some note- worthy speakers for several of our meetings. These were: Mr. Stephen jones, on General Photography. Mr. Grval Allan, on Cameras and Their Uses. Professor A. F. Coventry, on VVinter Pic- tures. Mr. Thornton Johnston, on Recent Advances in Photography. Mr. C. NV. Classey, on Portraiture. Mr. Allan Sangster, on Making Genre Pictures. Scrrcfary-liuirn FIELD S1411-T .-la'z'i.vvr-MR. C. S. FARMER Lff7l'UI'1-tlllfxT.-XRGL'l2RITll ,SPEERs Prndzrrtion-DoN LOXYRY Professor K. H. Jackson, on Preparing Pic- tures for Competition. On the afternoon of November 1Tth, the Camera Club held a tea-dance in the school auditorium. Good music and a boys' quar- tette were successful in providing a program that was enjoyed by the large crowd that turned Out. On December 16th the club presented a small m o v i e show, featuring the L 0 st 'XVorld. A Mickey Mouse comedy, a Trav- el film from the Do- minion Government library, and the school films were the other attractions. Our Annual Movie Show was held in Feb- CAMERA CLUB EXECUTIVE Don. Lowry, Edith Field, Lee Foster, Marg Speers, Mr. Farmer - - - -' Bev. Gaynor, Dick Plewman. Helen Curtis luali H ith Ben Hur as the feature. The school films and a comedy provided the rest of the program. Northern Vocational was kind enough to allow us to use its auditorium on that occasion. In the Tnterschool Photographic Competi- tion, held last Spring, North Toronto made an excellent showing, taking second place in the total points scored. Prizes taken by North Toronto students were: 2nd Grand Prize and 1st Prize, Class 2-Len- nox Fraser. 2nd Prize, Class 3-Edith Field. 2nd Prize, Class 4-Lee Foster. 3rd Prize, Class 4--Lee Foster. 2nd Prize, Class 6-Lee Foster. ?nd Prize, Class 7-Ella Henry. TH E H O ll' 1. lf R, I 93 4 Ptljlc' Ttt't'11ly-Xiizt' THE HISTORY CLUB l'ru.vidm1I-Boe TRC!I-I-fll'If Tl'CUSll7'l.'I'7Kl.-XRY McCi'TcuEoN I'irc-Prcxideiif-HELEN CVRTIS .S'ccrclarye -JIM C.,-.RsoN Hli History Cluh was formed three years ago by Mr. Sheppard, a former history teacher who is now head of the His- tory Department at -larvis Collegiate. 'loin- ing Mr. Sheppard in the promotion of this club, were a number of students interested in the interchange of ideas on Current e v ent S. world problems and other subjects not dealt with in the school cur- riculum. Mr. Kelley, who succeeded Mr. Sheppard as club ad- viser, has proved very Successful, and the club has derived a great deal of benefit from his ability and untiring ef- forts. HISTORY CLUB EXECUTIVE James Carson. Mr. Kelly. Mary Mcffutcheon. Bob Trollope. Helen Curtis. Probably the out- standing event of the club's activity during 1933 was the visit to the History Club of .larvis Collegiate. a feature of which was the open discussion by members of the two clubs, This was fol- lowed by refreshments and dancing. l'lans are now under way for a return enter- tainment by our club, and if we are success- ful we hope to have Colonel Drew with us. Among the other gentlemen who have consented to speak to us before the year is over are Bishop Lucas and Mr. lfscot Reid. 5 it-f B 'WI'-'V' DICK PLEWMAN BOB TROLLOPE LEE FOSTER President of Camera Club President of History Club Of the Camera Club -I xi A I s-I Page Thirl-v THE HOWLER,193-4 THE GERMAN CLUB EXECUTIVE I Honorary Prcs.-LT.-CoL. F. H. VVOOD, B.A. President--lV11.L1AM KERR 5-E Vice-Prcsident--MARGUERITE SPEERS 5-G .S'ecretarysTreas.-WORDEN EVANS 4-F Business fllI171GfjC7'-CAMERON WARNE 4-A IE bejindeiz Sie sich Schiller? Hcre's the German Club well into its second year of existence with a membership of about one hundred and thirty-five. The Club is certainly growing in popu- larity. Its activities for this year began in September when a big lVieMerbrateu Qwiener roast, to youl was held at Armour Heights. About sixty signed for coming, but at least eighty arrived, and how they enjoyed them- selves! This year, a new section has been added to the Club, namely, the German Club Choir. VVith about thirty members it is proving quite a successful venture under the capable leader- ship of .lack Hodgins. Now for a few words about the Club paper, Die Nora' Toronto Spricht. QlVe just had to get this infj This year the paper is being printed by the Maclean Publishing Co., and is of the folder type. Five tine editions have already been printed. However, we would like a little more co-operation from the German students, as far as material for the paper is concerned. At the rear of Room 2. an excellent library is at the disposal of any- one who wishes to study German or work' for the paper. And so the Club progresses. Due to the untiring efforts of Mr. Klinck, its founder, it has attained an important position in the school, and your support will keep it there. lVe feel sure that we can rely upon you to perpetuate it. Uur space is limited now, so, hoping for success in the future, we must say .inf lficdcrselm, C. NVARNE. I P ' 'Y P i GERMAN CLUB EXECUTIVE Back Row-Jack Hodgins, Murray Stewart. Miss Standing. Cameron Warne, Thelma Ransom, Mr. Klink, Cambell Fox. Front Row-Marg. Spears, Bill Kerr, Adele Rook. THE HOll'1.liR, 193 4 l't:y1t' T11 lil'f-X'-C3110 GIRL S' CLUB EXECUTIVE Back Row-Betty Fuller, B. Choate, Ena Erskine. Dorothy Shepherd, Barbara Stewart, B. Choate, Marg Kennedy. Front. Row-Audrey Miller, Pamela McLaughlin, Jean Carr, Kay Coleman. Miss Wilson, Francis Cowie, Margaret Porter. i' 'A' GIRLS' CLUB HY 'lr President-K A Y CoI.cM A N .Slc't'7'C'f!l7'j'-FRA N cis Cow I I-1 Vice-President-JEAN CARR Treasurer--PA M ELA MCl.AL'GII LIN NCE again an annual report is made up on the Club's activities for its fiscal year, although this does not end until the close of next term. From the heading of this report it will be observed that two secretaryships, that of the senior beans and that of the junior beans, have been non-existent this year and I would suggest that every member of the Club give serious consideration to the subject of re- establishing these positions for the coming year. This is not a matter for only the cabinet to decide, but one in which every girl in the Club should have a voice. Remember, girls, cach and every one of you, this is YOUR Club and we are looking to you for support to keep it one of the finest organizations in the school. Our first meeting took the form of a Hike held in September up at Armour Heights. A crowd of N. T. C. girls, lots of appetizing food, and an interesting program made our hike the success that it was. Our Masquerade was another success. The attractively decorated assembly hall was filled with happy girls arrayed in gay, inde- scribable costumes. Delicious refreshments were served and only too soon the strains of our favourite melodies died away and we realized that another Girls' Club Masquerade was one of the past. As in previous years, our Christmas meet- ing was a social service appeal. A skit called The Rehearsal, was presented quite effec- tively. As a result the school gave generous contributions which helped to bring joy into the homes of some of the less fortunate ones that were assigned to us by the Neighborhood VVorkers. And now, in conclusion, I wish to con- gratulate our Advisory Officer, Miss Wilson, and our President, Kay Coleman, for the splendid and whole-hearted way in which they did much for the Club to make this year a successful one. Page T1zirfyfTit'o THE HOIVLER, 1934 at ir THE ORCHESTRA 'A' -k The Orchestra, although unfortunate in losing several of last year's players, has had a very successful year. Under the able leader- ship of Mr. lieeling it has played at the morn- ing assemblies throughout the year. lt played at the opening meeting of the Home and School Club and presented delightful offerings at Commencement lixercises, l'arents' Night. and a concert at St. -lames' llond Church. The Orchestra Concert was held this year on Tuesday, Alanuary ZlOth, and was productive of excellent music. The school orchestra com- bined with members of the orchestras of Jarvis and Oakwood Collegiates to form the Col- legiate Ensemble Clrchestra under the direction uf Mr. lVillqes of tlarvis. The guest artists. Xliss Muriel Donnellan, Harpist, and blackie Rae, ,lurenile lfntertainer, drew much applause from the enthusiastic audience. Everyone is looking forward to next year's concert and it will be well attended if it is as big a success :is the last one. Back Row--Beverley Gaynor. Herb Thomas, Harry Funston, John Laughlin, Howard Cober. Middle Row-Marjory Rogers, Bob Hunter, Howard Smith, Wm. Cambell. BA Ellis. R. Whitelaw. Ena Erskine. Front Row-Wm. Smith, Ken Crossley, Miss Laughlin, Ivor Baldwin, Mr. Keeling, Gwen. Davies, Dorothy John, Cameron Warne AOL. . BILL KERR KAY COLEMAN President of German Club President of Gil-15' Club N! ED. GOLIGHTLY President of Literary and Dramatic Society THE HOIl'LER,193J Page Tlzirfy-Tlifec THE Home AND SCHOOLQS CLUB ARENTS, teachers, students, these three -and the greatest of these-students. The incalculable potentiality of this part of the triangle is the main interest in life of the other two, for from it must come the parents and teachers of the future, as well as the statesmen, professional men and citizens of every walk of life. The teachers instruct and inculcate knowl- edge of books, but it remains for the parents to instil a knowledge and be an example of, proper living, without which no student, how- ever brilliant, can be a successful or Hood citizen. b Hence, the Home and School Club. To quote from the Home and School Creed z- NVe believe: that a Home and School Club should be concerned with all problems that relate to the welfare of the student in home, school and community, that its great obiect should be to interest all people in all students and link in common purpose the home. the school and other educative forces in the life of the student, to work for his highest good, That it should not be a means of entertain- ment, or charity, or criticism of school author- ity, but a co-operative, non-political, non- sectarian, non-commercial effort to produce Canadian citizens who shall be capable of per- petuating the best which has been developed in our national life. XVe believe: That the principles which guide the Home and School Clubs are the embodiment of social service. civic virtue and patriotism. Because we believe this, we have a Home and School Club in the N. T. C. I. Last October, with the co-operation of the principal and staff we endeavored to let every parent connected with the school know about the Club, by asking the students to take home, QDid you get yours?j a printed program and an invitation to attend the reception arranged to give parents an opportunity to meet Colonel Wood and the staff. Approximately two hun- dred attended. The plan of study groups was outlined and several enrolled in the following groups: Music, Book Reviews, Home Educa- tion QAdolesencej, Economics, and Hand- crafts, the largest number being in the Music Group. MRS. BRAWLEY This plan is an experiment in Club work, which has created considerable interest locally, while other Collegiate Clubs have become in- terested. NVe feel assured the plan is a good one, the Music Group alone seems to justify the idea. Twenty-five Mothers, some of them Grandmothersfare meeting every week sing- ing like-well it might be safer to just say, they are having a grand time practising for a Minstrel Show- THE musical treat of the season in North Toronto. Our great good fortune in securing Mrs. Mae Skilling Mason as Music Convener is the secret of the success of this Group. We were also fortunate in our choice of other Group leaders: Mrs. J. W. Johnston, Home Educa- tion, Mrs. T. L. Crossley, Book Reviews, Mrs. N. M. McLeod, Handcrafts, and Mrs. V. H. Campbell, Economics, are each making a valuable contribution. The meetings are held in the various homes. VVe had hoped to have a Reading and Dramatic Group, but so few enrolled and the difficulty of securing a place to meet, made us abandon the idea for this season. Pagv Tliiriy-Pom' THE SCHOOL DANCE COMMITTEE Jed' Lydiat, Bob Morrow, Mr. Reynolds, Ernie Rollaston. Betty Fuller, Violet Walker, Maxine Wilson THE HOIVLER, 1934 AT-HOME A On Friday, March the second, North Tor- onto held its annual At Home. Due to the success of last year's dance the committee decided to hold it again in the Eaton Audi- torium. This decision proved more than satisfactory for it was unanimously agreed that it was the best dance of the season. About live hundred couples gaily tripped the light fantasticu to the rhythmic strains of Stanley St. -lohn's orchestra. At inter- mission a varied and very interesting floor show was presented. The well-known organist, Miss Kathleen Stokes, gave several selections. Miss .lean Hemswiorth and her partner, Mr. Gollop, entertained with some delightful dancing. Mr. Reynolds and the committee are to be warmly congratulated on the success they made of this affair. By having a bigger and better dance than ever before, they accom- plished what was thought impossible. HOME AND SCHOOL CLUB lcontinuedj The November meeting was of particular interest. A representative from each of nine student organizations was asked to tell us about their particular activity and it was simply thrilling the way those young people told of what they were doing, outside of their regular school work-such interesting and worthwhile things. The orchestra contributed generously to the program. The Music Group took care of the Febru- ary meeting when The Sooty Singers, pre- sented the Minstrel Show. In March, the Groups will exhibit and demonstrate what they have been doing and in April the Annual Meeting and election of officers will be held. We congratulate Beverley Gaynor, who won the George H. Reed Scholarship last june and wish him every success. lVe are taking the liberty of quoting from the letter which he sent the Club, acknowledging the gift: Your Club has done much for the school in the foundation of this Scholarship, both in perpetuating the memory of the late Mr. Reed and in giving the student body a goal toward which to work. In the latter, you have gone far toward raising the standard of the school to that state of perfection which we all hope it will some day attain. May we take this opportunity to thank Colonel Vtlood, members of the staff, the students, and all others who have given of their time and talents to promote interest in the Club. Do you think the Club is Worthwhile? If you do, Come up and see us sometime, and share what it has to offer. It exists to be of service to the school, to you and to the com- munity. silly - Ik X 5 Q, N' .i --'05 ' i .. sy A C I' , V ,, 9 n...:',0' 'tn 5f::::5lZ': 3!:::.'Bv '-'nll f,l5 042- 1-.4.g:Q.g::y - qggow 'ig g:2:V logo QTEK b zu 2, 'X THE Scausvvm X Q ws-io PAYIED ms Rsvccrs -X ON 'ma iNsvAi.r-xurr PLAN, .lyi- to fd J THE HOIVLER, 1934 Page Thirty-Five SCHOLARSHIP WINNERS UR Scholarship Team headed by James .fX'Court, Margaret Bealey, Marion Patton, john Hazelton and Kenneth Carr, this year captured eight valu- able scholarships in the Honor Matriculation Exams last june. These scholarships are scattered among the various colleges. They are: The First Fdward Blake Scholarship in French and German won by James A'Court and the Edward Blake Scholarship in any two Modern Languages, for which James A'Court ranked lirst. Both these scholarships belong to all colleges. The Moses Henry Aiken Scholarship in linglish 'and History at Vic- toria was won by Margaret Bealey. The Dick- son Scholarship in Modern Languages, at Trinity, was won by .lames A'Court. The Brennan Memorial Scholarship in Physics and Chemistry at St. Michaels College was won by .lohn Hazelton. The Wlilliainson No. 1 in Fnglish and History was won by Marion Patton. The Leitch Memorial No. 1 in any three subjects was awarded to G. Kenneth Carr. Both of these scholarships are for Queen's University. In the provincial scholarships the First Carter Scholarship was won by lames A'Court. The Howler welcomes this opportunity of congratulating these students on their brilliant achievements. Three valued awards were presented this year in the school. The Hugh L. Kerr Trophy to Moore Tafts, the George H. Reed Scholar- ship to Beverley Gaynor and the Gladys Lewis Memorial Scholarship to Shireen Huddleston. XVe congratulate them also for their outstand- ing work. The following were awarded gold medals by the school for standing highest in their respective forms at the promotion exams in -lune: james A'Court 5A, Beverley Gaynor JIA, XVilliam Rapsey KH, Zelda Hierwitz 2F. The silver medals given to the students ranking lirst in their individual form were presented to: M. Bealey 5C, Shireen Huddles- ton 5D, UI. Hazelton BE, A. Peacey 5F, M. Best -lB, G. Anderson -IC, F. Quail 4F, D. Collins IEA, B. Sandover-Sly 3B, Vera Turn- bull SC, G. Day SBD, H. Brett 312, R. Hunter Ill , G. Simpson BG, XV. Saunders 3K, H. Smith RL, F. M. Hill QA, N. Ferguson 213, F. Clifford QC, ll. Hill QU, K. XVheeler QE, R. Faed EG, F. Duncan BH, D. Everett 2K, D. Robertson QL, G. Sheridan IBM. The following is the Honor Roll of those who secured a standing of S0 per cent. or over on the work of last year. These names are in order of merit. Second Formsz- Zelda Hurwitz, Isabel Sutherland, Reina Faed, Dorothy Robertson, Isabel Cork, Marguerite Hill, Catherine Scott. Susan Irving, Barbara Choate, Flizabeth Dunean, Alex. Goodall, Gertrude Stubbery, Stanley Meschino, Bur- well Taylor, Nora Ferguson, john Kerwin, Richard McGivern, Doris Everitt, Margaret McClelland, Nancy Milnes, John Simpson, XVilliam Scott, Elizabeth Choat, Ken. Wheeler, Xlfilliam Rolph, Glen Sheridan, XVilliam Heuper. XVe expect some of them to bring new scholarships to North Toronto in their matric- ulation exams. i f Ill x- ffl KX JEAN FRANCTS PADDY TAFTS and MR. KERR ERNIE ROLLASTON Head Prefect tgxrlsy Head Prefect Qboysj Page Thirty-Si.r THE HOIVLER, 1934 YR tirst edi- tion of this feature met with such success, that we have gone even deeper into the store of the p a st and torn pages from family albums belonging to certain members of the staff who sat OUR -FAMILY suit was only worn on Sundays. The young lad grasping the top rungs of the chair is Mr. Bryce, showing early signs of growing up into a trapeze artist or a physi- cal-training instructor. The cute little girl in the Huffy skirts is Miss Irwin. Parlez-vous Frangais, baby? The attractive young miss in the corner is Miss Allen as she appeared in the days when the only mallet she lznew was on the croquet lawn. MISS HILLIKER on the keys of their treasure chests last year. Reading from top to bottom and from IYest to liast tor somethingl, we present Miss Hilliker reciting veni, vidi, vici tmostly vidi l to the daisies in the tield. Then follows Mr. Harris teaching his little brother that 2 and 2 make 4. No kidding! f That Little Lord Fauntleroy MR. HARRIS and BROTHER ? 'S I , l +1+.-. MR. BRYCE MISS IRWIN MISS ALLEN THE HOIVLER, 1934 A L B U M if ff sy SECOND EDITION The tmp picture on the right i shows what the well-clressecl solclier wore in more leisure moments at Vettawawzi in 1918. Now we lsnuw where Mr. Tulinie gets that uncom- proinising glint in his eyel Miss XYilsun is with her little sister. Such tlerotitm to smzill chililren ultimately pro- tluceil the stall' :ulviser uf the Girls' Club. .Xnil luulc at Miss lienwiclc before the days of short hziir antl gym tunics. Page T1lfr'lhx'-Siciwl QV, ,,.M .l-l-1 Miss lwrnther Miss up the taken. ing fur :ask her gulil wa MISS WILSON and SISTER MR. TOLMIE 'lilstun is with her lleliere it ur nut! liezigey was :ill mlressetl mluy her picture was She! luqnefully wait- tlie plwtugrzxphei' to the time. See the new Tcli l MISS FENWICK MISS TILSTON and BROTHER l MISS KEAGEY Pays Tlzirfy-Ifiglzt THE HOIVLER, 1931 OC C:c'3'f9 KJ I 4 lon Y HAT! I have to have the Alumni write-up finished by Monday? The write-up was far from done and now after spending all afternoon and evening striving to locate our far-Hung alumni fthe last is not to be taken literallyl I am nodding in front of a blank page seeking for inspira- tion. Ho-Huml- Pop! Pop! At the imperative rapping I jerked myself upright, then blinked in amaze- ment. The room had completely changed. I was no longer sitting at a desk in a small room, but upon a bench at the back of a long high-ceilinged hall, a courtroom. At the far end of the room a bewigged and gowned figure which looked familiar. At one side was the jury box and in the box, why, it looked like the staff-picture! It was! At the table below the bench sat Mr. Murdock and Mr. Shaw, while opposite them across the table were Mr. Ayers and Mr. Clark. Before Mr. Ayers was the inevitable black record book. I glanced at the judge. Un- doubtedly the face beneath the curly wig was that of the Colonel. Even as I looked he spoke. The Court is now open. From the table arose Mr. Clark with a roll of manuscript in his hand. Order in the court. Bring in the prisoners. A door at the side was flung open and Mr. Bale, dressed as a French Gendarme, led in a long line of prisoners. Mr. Clark's voice was again heard: Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury you see before you the accused, namely: Doris Redfern, Vernon Bricker, Gordon Pace, Archie Fry, Roland T- ic. K3 no xf-1 1-i Higgins, Muriel Farley, I'hyllis Darbin, Bar- bara Brisley, Stewart Davis, Lennox Fraser, Lawrence Regan, Victor Noad, Frances Edds, Lorna Pugsley, Grace Allen, Frank james, XVilliam Sanagan and Howard I-Iilliker, who stand, Cchorus from the prisoners, Yes we dog why can't we sit down ? j Mr. Clark, with a stern expression, Stand accused,-of what do they stand accused? Turning to Mr. Ayers, Mi: Prosecuting at- torney, of what are they accused b Mr. Ayers, peering benignly at the prison- ers over the top of his spectacles, XVhy, of desertion, of course, they are all attending Northern Vocational, also james Bedlington, Florence Paterson, NVilliam My- hill and Herb XVood are learning art at the same place. The judge rose. Guilty, or not guilty F Not guilty, your honour, said the jury as one person. Again the door opens and more prisoners enter. VVesley Baxter, Margaret Coumans, Herbert Scott, Terry Quilter, 'Whittier Mor- ris, Bonsil Anderson, Ella .Henry, Elizabeth McDougal, Adele Dougherty, and Helen Stan- bury, reads Mr. Clark, you are accused of being nomialf' -Iudge: Don't you mean going to Normal? Mr. Clark: No. your honour, how can they go to Normal when they are normal? At least they were when I taught them. Judge: VVhat! they were? Case dismissed. Next please. The next line-up was longer and Mr. Clark consulted his lists in vain. The judge began L. THE HOlI'I.IiR,1934 to grow impatient and finally he spoke. I'll question the prisoners myself. Now tell me your names. James McCabe, Gordon Miller, David Allen, Gilbert Walker, George Plaxton, VVilkie Jordon, Frances Page, Betty Brimson, Marion Bowen, Betty Lawson, Margaret Saunders, Hap. Rice, Benjamin Field, Mabel Steele, Helen Mack. Mr. Ayers : You're charged with ambition. Judge, to the jury, Guilty or not guilty? Guiltyl The sentence is many years of success. Next case. Your honour, the following people are charged with being original, each has chosen a different line of study, said Mr. Clark: Helen Smith, dental nursing: Betty Hird, the librarian's course at O.C.E.g John Hazelton at St. Michael's in Science: John Dowling, attending High School in St. Catharinesg Pat Henry at L'.C.C.g Gertrude Berkley at the Ontario College of Art, Betsy Cockin at Cen- tral Techg Dorothy Jackson at Branksome Hall, Kenneth Carr at Queens, and Alberta Jordan at McGill. They have sentenced themselves to a term of hard labour. Case dismissed. Next. At these words all the doors were flung open and student after student crowded into the hall, joining hands they danced around the room, encircling judge and jury and giving vent to lusty Varsity cheers. The judge ham- mered for silence. VVe make no charge against you, but we wish to know what you are doing. XVill you carry on, Mr. Clark and from his lists came these facts: In S.P.S. are Norman Spall, Arthur Breakey, Beverley Lewis, Albert Hopkins CAI Hop to most of usjg Eliot Jacobs, Fred Brunke, Donald VVillmot, Robert Stroud, Frank P. Mundy, Clifton Lumbers, Cyril Pidduck and Ross Rogers. In C. 8: F. are John Grant, Paddy Tafts, Robert Sleeth, Elgin Armstrong. Three out of the four girls in first year C. 8: F. are from North Toronto, they are: Eurith Cam- bell, Marjory McIntosh and Constance Brace. In Pass Arts are Mildred Gissing, Sandy Mac- Pherson, Louise Beckley, Hazel Rollaston, Pagt' Thirty-Niue Yvonne Ford and Lois Massey. Others at Varsity are: Margaret Bealey, Shireen Huddleston, Edna May Quentin, and Jean Morrison in English and History, Ruth Perry in Sociology at U.C.g Norma Sum- merville, Sylvia Melson, 'Wildred Frances and Dorothy Henderson in Household Economicsg Keith Duckworth in Architecture, Merle Mc- Bride in P.T. Training at V.C., Lena Tod in Moderns at YC., Evelyn McAndrews taking French and English, Marion Patton and Arthur Peacy in Political Science. Alex. Mc- Naughton, Cameron McLean, Jean McCabe, James A'Court and June XVolfenden are also to be seen on the campus. Of the following no trace has been found: Edna Brown, Max Campbell, Insurance Brok- er, Edith Carter, Ruth Channell, George Fox, Jeanne Hartlield, Harold Houser, Jean May- bee, John Adams, Robert Burk, Zelda Dunkel- man, Le Roy Glucksberg, Laird Hemphill, Mirabell Capes, John Douse, VVilliam John- son, Aileen McClelland, George Plummer, un- employed, Gertrude Rea, Mary Skill, Jack VVatt, Marjory Nicholson, Henry Singleton. Evelyn Smallwood, Douglas XVaddell, Varsity, Douglas Butler, Mary Campbell, Douglas Crow, Robert Dyer, Ruth Evans, Elizabeth Fletcher. John Arnold, law office, XVray Bar- tram, Norman Kirk, Bateson Blare, Grace Breuls, Tom Callahan, Gladys Cockborn, George Dewart, George F. Mewbery, Mar- garet Pratt, Ronald Gibbard, workingg Jeanne Hull, Marjory Laidlaw, Dorothy Otter, Nor- mal, Patrick Abbot, Charles Sweet, Doris Zeigler, Harold Bell, Daniel Fletcher, Arthur Hurlburt, Joe King, John King, prospectorg Laya Rotenberg, Stella Steel and Richard Allen. The seats around me had filled up and I was no longer alone. Phyllis Morgan was there, and Alfred Henderson and Courtenay Bensen, and they were frowning even as I was. And you four thundered the prosecuting attorney, like Danton denouncing his enemies, what about you ? 'fVVe are all studying law-and we don't think much of the way this court is run! Pop! Pop! Pop! I awoke with a start to find the editor at the door demanding this write-up. Page Forty THE HOlVLER,193l THEM WAS THE DAYS HE following was garnered from a treatise on Etiquette printed over hfty years ago. lt answers that ever-promi- nent question- ls our code of ethics chang- ing? Due apology is forwarded to the well- meaning Emily Post of yesteryear, for our many omissions and insertions. As an aid in distinction, the insertions gg will be in parenthesis. 413 Dress Etlquetlc: The dress should always be adapted to the occasion. For a morning dress, a loosely made one, high in the neck, with sleeves fast- ened at the wrist with a band, and a belt. For a walking dress the skirt should be allowed only to touch the ground. Jewels are an ornament to women, but a blemish to men. They usually bespeak either effeminacy or love of display, although a little concession in this respect may be made. The man of good taste will wear a handsome sig- net-ring, a scarf-pin, which is neither large nor showy, and a light rather thin watch- guard. fThe well-dressed man will not have any gold teeth this year, unless he is willing to be known as a Hash in the par1 .l . t2l.Efiquet1'c 011 Calls: i A lady, when calling, keeps her parasol in her hand. lf you find yourself intruding upon lunch or early dinner-hour, do not prolong your call. fHow- ever, if they are having roast turkey, our table etiquette may come in handy.j Persons who do not keep a carriage should not make visits of ceremony in wet weather. It is ill-bred to enter a drawing-room, with a handsome carpet on it, with muddy boots, and spattered garments, and stand a dripping umbrella beside you. It is a breach of etiquette to take a dog with you when making a call. QI-Iowever, it is per- missible for a wife to take friend hubby with her in the eveningj It is a breach of etiquette to resume your seat after having once left it to say adieu. fAvoid this breach by saying cheerio .j fill Table' Etiquette: ' Never smack your lips when eating. Never pick your teeth at the table. CHow- ever false teeth may be removed from your mouth, after first raising your napkin, to shield this action. They then may accidentally slip into the soup, or be cleansed with the table cloth. The reverse action will once more hnd the teeth in your mouthj Never put your Fingers in your mouth. Never put your knife in your mouth. flt is dangerousj Never speak when you have food in your mouth. tSee etiquette on conversatiorrj Never be guilty of scraping your plate or tilting it to get the last drop of anything it may contain, or wiping it out with a piece of bread. Never use the tablecloth to wipe your mouth or lingers. Never play with your knife and fork, salt seller, or balance a spoon on your glass. Never dip a piece of bread into the pre- serves, or gravy, and then bite it. Never pour tea or coffee into the saucer to cool, nor drink from the saucer. QA hat may be used to fan the contentsj tll Street Etiqlcellvz Avoid swinging the arms, it is an awkward and ill-bred habit. A lady should avoid walking very rapidly. lt is very ungraceful and unbecoming, CIS my face red?j General salutations of a mixed company are not in vogue in the best society. Never will a gentleman so far imitate a vulgar clown, as to slap a friend on the back, poke him in the ribs, or by clapping his hand upon his shoulder. It is equally rude to use a familiar shout or Hello, old boy, or any other hail fellow well met phrase of salu- tation. fW'hen you meet a person never say I'm pleased to meet you, or upon leaving, even 'though you might be a barrister- I'll be suing you. j A gentleman will not smoke when walking with a lady. He should even decline to do so, though he may be asked to continue. fEti- quette does not say what a gentleman does THE HOlI'LlfR, 103-1 when a lady asks him for a cigarette.l Never offer to shake h a n d s with a lady in the street if you have on dark gloves, as you may spoil her light ones. A gentleman may bow to a lady seated at a window, if he is passing on the street, but he must not bow from a window to a lady on the street. A lady arriving at home should always dis- miss her escort with thanks. A gentleman should not enter the house, although invited to do so, unless for some special reason. tsuch as to phone his wife, and tell her not to wait up for him, that he is at the club. If this excuse is time-worn, one might use that instituted re- cently by a gen- tleman in May VVest's h o in e town, that he is in conference with the boa1'd of directorsj Ml Riding and Drizfizig Etiqizeffci On horseback a lady salutes by bowing slightly. A gentleman, grasping reins and whip in his left hand, raises his hat slightly with his right, at the same time inclining the body forward. tlle careful! Don't fall.l In driving, when the carriage is driven by a coachman, the seat facing the horses is the seat of honor, and must always be left for the ladiesg no gentleman should take the seat beside the lady, but the opposite seat, unless he is her husband. lf the lady be timid, a gentleman must respect her feelings and accommodate his pace to her wishes. No gentleman, when driving with a lady, will put his arm across the back of the seat. Such a piece of impertinence a lady should resent. fPlease, Mr. Zilch.5 f6j Etiquette of the Ball: The floor, after the removal of the carpet, must be well waxed, polished, and perfectly even. NVhere this is impossible, a crumb Puyft' liorfy-Om' cloth or a piece of linen thoroughly well stretched over the carpet is the next best thing. livery ball opens with a march, then a quad- rille, followed by a waltz. The French custom of giving hot soup is becoming fashionable, and will be found very acceptable. tHowever, this might lead to party crashing by the bread line.l In waltzing with a young lady, a gentleman must never encircle her waist until the dance commences, and drop his arm from around her as soon as the music ceases. t'l'he per- fect ultra gentleman will drop his arm, seven to ten bars from the end. lfor a small tip, the young blade may arrange a set of signals with the maestro in attendancefl Lead the lady through the tluadrille, don't drag her. Never stand up to dance unless you are acquainted with the figures, and know some of the steps. llance quietly. Do not kick and caper about, nor sway your body, but let your motion be from the hips downward. tXYell, strike me sixth vertebral Q75 Hola! Et'iqzn'1tc For I.adit'x: XYhen you are compelled escort, you should provide letter of introduction to the hotel. If a gentleman at the sam any civility, such as passing to travel without yourself with a proprietor of the e table shows you an article to you, you must thank him, but not start a conver- sation. To use the piano of a hotel, when others are in the TOOIH, is rude and ill-bred, to sing is even worse. tlf you must sing, be sure, however, it's not The Last Round Up .l 512111: SIIAPIRO PS.-lf, after reading this summary, you would like to change your ethics, get in touch with your nearest Hudson-Ethics dealer.M-B.S. 70 X? X an IX fl V Q :- fist? 5 Xt Page Fm'fy-Tivo THE HOIVLER1934 H Genuissais Truclde By ARDATI-I fl EN U 1 ssA wasw marry the handsome King Arviragus of Britain, and her dowry was to be four chests of silver. Genuissa frowned, not because the pros- pect of marriage with a good-looking young king was ob- jectionable, but, be- ing proud, and a Roman, not to say anything of being the daughter of Claudius, she considered her beauty a sufficient inducement, without the added attraction of a dowry. She called for one of her father's workmen. 'lMake me a bed, she cried, such as the Briton's use, but not of common wood. I will have the linest materials and workman- ship. To her women she said, Fashion me chests full of garments in the style of the Britons. If I am to be Queen of this island I will go clothed even as one of their own women. King Arviragus shall receive my beauty, my chests full of clothes, my truckle-bed, and- . . . nothing else, unless it so happens that he also win my love. All winter long the men worked on Gen- uissa's truckle-bed, fashioning the parts of beautifully grained wood whose surface was as smooth and velvety to the touch as jade. They carved the head and foot with fine sharp chisels until beneath their skillful fingers, eagles and wreaths of leaves, the emblems of their princess' royal lineage, stood out like living things. Then they polished and dressed the beautiful piece of furniture to the bright- ness of a mirror. The women cut and sewed dresses and un- der garments, in a design quite unlike their own. They purpled them with bands of royal crimson, colored with Tyrean dyes, and embroidered them with golden threads. 5 llli' I3 d I-IUDDLESTON An original story, 6 based on historical facts. And when all were completed and laid care- fully in the great chests of olive wood Gen- uissa smiled to herself, and sighed with satisfaction. When, in the Spring, Genuissa's galley came up the Thames to Londinium, Arviragus and his men were waiting on the shore to receive her. Take my possessions to the king, Genuissa said, I shall follow later. The chests were taken ashore and opened. Garments! exclaimed Arviragus, Where are the chests of silver?', He was answered, Nothing remains my Lord, except the lady and her bed. The king stamped with rage. By all the Gods! he cried. I will not endure this insult from the Roman, for, after all, I am ruler of this land, and there are women in Britain who are as beautiful as any imperial dame. Marry this woman I shall, because my word was given, but never shall I look upon her face, nor, will she ever bear me a son, half-Roman, to carry on my name. For three long years Genuissa lived with her women in the least attractive part of the king's house. The rooms were low-ceilinged and cold. The furniture was crude, ugly, and uncomfortable, and the smoke from the smouldering logs upon the floor in the middle of the room did not always rise directly to the hole in the ceiling, but often, with a sud- den draught, spread about and made Gen- uissa's eyes smart. The days seemed interminably long and dreary. The people despised her as a neglected wife, and their ways were strange and un- congenial to Genuissa. The food, too, was coarse and unattractive to her palate after the delicate viands of the Roman table, and the British manner of eating seemed barbarous to her refined tastes. Nevertheless, she made the best of her lot. She tried to like these strange people who were now her countrymen. She gradually overcame the aloofness of her women by her willingness to tell them tales of foreign lands, and her ability to sing THE HOlVLER,1934 songs, and play for them upon her harp. She showed a real interest in their pastimes and soon became almost as skilful as they with the distaff and loom. She taught them new methods of embroidery, and amused herself by making designs for them to copy. She set herself to learn their language, so harsh and difficult to her tongue. Before a year had passed, she had mastered it so completely that they could not find a single Haw in her speech. Her mirror revealed to her that she was growing more and more beautiful and she did not neglect herself for a day. She spent long hours brushing her rich, dark hair until it shone. She enquired of her companions as to their beauty secrets, and arose at daybreak to bathe her soft, rosy cheeks in the morning dew. Meanwhile Arviragus was away most of the time fighting. There were fierce men from the north to subdue and rebellious subjects to punish. Then, too, he had to settle disputes among the nobles, and help them with their plans for new towns. Qne day, during a period of peace, he was wandering in his garden, when he came upon a woman feeding the swans. He paused, and watched her for some time, wondering at the grace of her movements and the whiteness of her arms. Then he approached the river bank. Never before, he said, has such beauty gladdened my eyes. From whence dost thou come? The lady stooped to stroke the soft neck of a swan. I am one of the women from the castle, my lord, she answered softly, and craving your pardon, I must return forthwith, for there are matters which need my attention. For the next three days, the king, himself, fed the swans. He arrived early, and gave them their food with prolonged and assidu- ous attention. Meanwhile, the lady, no doubt seeing that the birds were so well taken care of, thought it quite unnecessary to appear. On the fourth morning, however, she was in her accustomed place when Arviragus came out with his basket 3 and together, they threw the bread and watched the swans dip their graceful creamy necks into the water for it. When the Vuyft' l7o1'ly-Tlzwt' last piece was gone the lady arose to return, but the king took her by the hand. Stay, he cried, and walk along the river bank with me. Thou are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, and my heart is foolish with love for thee. The lady blushed, and looked down. But thou hast already a wife, my lordf' she reproved him. The king scowled. A Roman! he cried. Ill-favoured no doubt. I have never even seen her face, nor heard her voice. I shall put her away and take thee in her stead. But since I know thee not save through 1ny love, tell me, I pray thee, who thou art, and thy fathe-r's name and station. The lady lifted her face and smiled, while her eyes twinkled demurely. I fear greatly, she answered, that my name will please thee not. It is Genuissa. daughter of Claudius, and queen, although never wife to Arviragus. A year later, Arviragus was going north into battle. He was taking a tender farewell of his wife. VVhen shalt thou return F she asked. I cannot tell, he replied. It may be many days. In that case, she said smiling, thy son may be here to welcome thee. Arviragus kissed her again. May the Gods be kind to you both, he breathed with trembling lips. On going out, he called for his leech and commanded him. See that the queen suffer not when the child is born. Procure for her Morian wine from the Roman city of Verulaneum, to make her sleep. And I charge thee to beware lest my son leave his mother even one wrinkle from pain. When Arviragus returned, Genuissa was lying in her truckle-bed while near the fire the women attended a screaming, lusty infant that squirmed and kicked at their ministra- tions. Thou art more beautiful than ever, my sweet, said the king to his wife. Would that I were rich, for then I should like to build me a city that would forever tell the world of fContinued on page 451 3 PGM' F1 7'fj 1:U1lI' TH E H O IVI. E R, 1 93 4 Q C. X y . . s a.HddQZ ZEJ fha d',60,'i2evf+jai1-. ifgii K By XYILLIAM XVooD VVALKICD slowly into High Park. The terrific din caused by the cars and the hur- rying, restless shoppers and tradesmen still rang in my ears. For days I had been search- ing for a job-and hours of that monotonous tramping drove me nearly crazy. I sat down with a sigh of relief on an empty but wel- coming park bench. A morning paper was scattered over it and I man- W :rl ,N aged to reas- -' semble t h e ,K I majority of '44 , A the pieces. ' gli 1 ,- Theltork ,,,e y Wfanted col- I 7 . umns stared -A. at me bale- ' .- fully, p a g e REEY-LELAS I' 1 after page of marvellous opportunities for brilliant sales- men, carpenters and laborers. Nature had not been very kind to me. I had been rich, powerful and important. Now I was suited for nothing. I glanced bitterly at the edi- torials and the screeching headlines they had. A slight jarring shook the bench and I realized I had been joined by a companion in mis- fortune. As he sat down beside me on that Saturday morning I knew him to be a man with a grievance. I have met his kind on trains, in buses, on park benches, and their stories, which are always easy to draw out, are occa- sionally rather interesting. I opened my paper wider, and began to scan the headlines. Almost instantly I recognized the pressure of the shoulder, the craning neck that meant that my companion had risen to the bait of free news. I made a pretence of noticing him for the first time, and noddedl politely. His face seemed oddly familiar. Good afternoon, I said. He did not notice my greeting but continued PRIZE SHORT STORY to stare over my shoulder. Headlines, he murmured, life and ad- venture at a glance. How I love them! Yes, I said, they certainly satisfy the craving for the sensational. I used to be an editor myself once, he went on, his eyes eagerly absorbing the printed page, so I feel their power more than the average person. Ah ! I said, and doubtless you have some good stories to tell about scare headlines that never reached the press. I have - one, he said, looking at me for the first time, his little bald head cocked on one side, his mournful blue eyes striving to recall dim memories and misty faces. Your face seems vaguely familiar, he added abrupt- ly, somewhere I've-but to go on to my only story. It happened to me personally. I leaned back and waited for his grievance The sun was shining in Slavogia, but the hearts of its inhabitants were heavy and grey. And in Verson, the capital city of the little state people drew in each breath carefully, as if laboring under a heavy burden. In the newspaper offices the greyness of the dull routine pervaded everything, from the dusty files to the even dustier printers and proof-readers. As for the little editor, he was but a shadow of a man. He was well-paid and well-housed, but there was something missing from his life. To an editor, the hum of an office, the clicking of many typewriters, and all the pleasant noises connected with gathering news and putting it out for an avid public are life itself. But in Verson the press was muzzled. Revolution had broken out. The king and queen had disappeared, none knew where-and the country was ruled by the heavy hand of a Dictator. He had whirled into power, riding at the head of a large and victorious army. The people welcomed him with open arms. But disillusionment soon came, as they labored under his ever-increas- ing despotism. THE HOIVLEK193-l The little editor suffered with the rest. Iiach day he was handed an outline of the day's news , and each day it consisted of dry, safe generalities. The little editor yearned with all his soul to splash his paper with headlines, and to rouse up the people from the sluggish rut into which constant oppression had forced them. Instead he had to lull them into false security with optimistic reports of the new regime. Then one day while he was going through his roll top desk, he came upon a yellow frag- ment of paper, crushed down at the back of a drawer unopened for years. Scrawled upon it was a story that a Hurried reporter had left in the desk in the early days of the rev- olution. It was a startling story-so startling that he trembled as he grasped its significance. At last the mystery that had surrounded the disappearance of the king and queen was ex- plained. The reporter told how he, hidden in the courtyard of the palace, had witnessed the massacre of the royal couple-with the Dic- tator standing by. The little editor gasped as he realized the power that he held in his hands. The people thought they had been deserted by their king and queen when the rebels marched on the city. How would they react to the true story? His eyes gleamed as he turned the Himsy paper over and over. XVhat a headline! lVhat a sen- sation! Dare he print it? XVould this iniiame the country to rebellion against their hated Dictator? Yes-he decided suddenly-it was worth it. He would risk everything on one last glorious extra. The story was rushed to press. A carefully prepared outline of the Dictator's simple home life was tossed aside and in its stead a violent Genuissa's Truckle Bed my love for thee. Genuissa smiled to herself. Riches we have not, my beloved husband, but there still remains my bed. VVhether it would build thee a city such as thy heart desireth, I cannot tell. Arviragus regarded her closely, thinking that perhaps she suffered from fever, and looked about for the leech. But Genuissa laughed aloud with amusement and happiness. Stoop thy broad shoulders, she cried, and Page Forty-Fitfc denunciatory article was printed. Half an hour later the sensation was shouted on the streets by hastily enrolled reinforcements of news- boys. It was the first extra Slavogia had ever seen. The ex-editor mopped his brow. The mob went crazy, he exclaimed, stark, staring mad! Long years of hated oppression had made them sullen and brooding. Their former king, who had been the most heartless ruler Slavogia had ever had, they now regarded as a saint and martyr. They stormed the palace. The guard and the army joined them and the Dictator lied from the country. Then by some strange twist of mob psychology they turned to the man who had stirred them to action. The little man smiled sardonically. They carried me-their saviour-to the palace and installed me on the throne. I was to inaugu- rate a new era of prosperity! He plucked idly at a bit of grass clinging to his shabby suit. Headlines shot me onto a throne, he smiled, but headlines brought me down again-I need not go into that. I was not a very good king. His voice was wistful. He rose abruptly, and turned to go. XVords started to my lips, but something held them back. The last I saw of him was his shiny pink tonsure twinkling in the sunshine, as he moved off across the park. I rose, tucked the paper under my arm and walked slowly out into the hum and rush of the city. My thoughts fled back to the stirring days in the little state of Slavogia, for they were as familiar to me as to the little ex- editor, whose scare headlines had sent me fleeing from my country to end on a park bench in a great Canadian city. I had been the Dictator of Slavogia! fContinued from page 431 draw forth the bottom of the bed. Therein thou shalt find not only the four chests of silver that my father promised thee, but also two chests of gold. Take them, with all my love, and build thy city. Thus in due time there arose fine buildings and fair roadways, surrounded by a wall. The people were very proud of their new town and the beautiful queen who had caused it to be built. They named it Kerglou and later Gloucester. . fy N 14 . mfr- 1fim-.s'f.i- jf jg IJ-Ji' J H o IVLER, 1 934 The Love ol Lord Blessys t I By WILLIAM BARRINGER l -l E and Iep Arkeran was sittin' an' smokin' on the shady verandah at the front o' his ranch house when I cas- ually mentions a subject I wants proof ol the rumors about, bein' that he brung hisself home a wife from the ayleet o' Yurope. .lep, says I, that wife o' yourn is right smart at housework. Reckon so, drawls nlep. a corral full 0' invitations to swank balls an' sech in the immegit vicinity. 'Twas like ropin' my fust calf tryin, to pick out the ones to R.S.V.P. to so I closes my eyes an grabs one an' finds thet the honor o' my presence at Lady Sue Fralamony's ball next Saturday p.m. would be deeply appreciated. This ball, though, turns out to be a shin- dig instead of a game so I hikes back to Somebody with him. S'funny, says I. Drockleby pronto, an' That bein - fp changes my sweat-shirt 21. iinsinua- 'Ml I W fer va soup an fish. It tion, s a y s . A 5' don t seem to matter Iep, ve'll get 'fill--.314 - -, , I 9 , -4 I how late I am, cause ' ' i I . , W 'V ' I ' . the hull Yam Z 4,453-it. - ij? Q fgfa, I , v the hostess fgit thatj . ,. 1. V Q . -:ies Y -,, ,- ' to prove it. i l5lll,Jig:,,,,:. ,X I A , the hostess button-holes This starts lf pf-' ,Q Ir aqis me an introduces me to - ' ff . 1, ld -, -ll tr 31,1530 v..:1 - -Iep off on his , sr , , -- 1, , 11,55 -1- VL , ,543 the Duke de Dischewot- , , ii, ,,,-, 1, ,x .A ' . I' , ' it I kj- ' sr, fav rit p a s- Aj' ,N egg-I V, ter an' Count time 0' yarn- jill Xt' J ,- 'fl .Q l f' W- -7 Loggerb i e r Stfineine an ' IP A e-I .X I 'I i I I an' such con- ' l . 4- 1 I QQFF. 45655 ' 1 I Ilan I my favq-It O' - ,f f sg: 2zg.5fi,i' lll-V. , , f':,i' temp'rary sle- . . , . . I, ' sf' ,y,if.,3- 1.4! , I. I . . , listenin to him, but jest Q., 5 .Y ,. , Y tk N figs., bfltles an . 'H' ' X- s I IH- as I as he's a-startin' we X I1, I gin lt' then - then - - .iflai 'fy ' A f fi hears a buckboard tear- J., 'f p TERQ HNbm5,,3Q! tiff xg Pete, me boy, in' away from the back ' 1' -, I 1 ,,,, it happened. I , f ' -All- ...I ifyff o the house. In a couple if I ,f ,, s a w h e r. , . . -4, , , v o minutes we sees it a ff' .t . rg, Jap, Says I mile or so across the J IV' to m y 5 el f, ,f ' ' , . chaparral. D-f - ' 1 ' 'there is a Mail man, says blep. portion o' pulchritude you covets as part and parcel o' yer future joys and sorrows, an' He lights his pipe an' I busts off a twig o' mesquite to chew at. As ye know, he starts, I jes come back recent from Z1 trip to Iingland hob-nobbin' with the high and mighty, but as ye don't know, over thar I acquired me the moniker o' Lord Blessys in order to prognosticate any indiscriminate intentions nurtured by them as might be inclined to harbour suspicions as to my identity--. Granted, says Ig Continue, Bein' Lord Blessysf' he goes on, in resi- dence at Brockley-on-the-Sea, I nacherly gits tindin, that I agrees with me, I manages to maniperlate a introduction. Countess Kerreanf' I says, acknowledgin' same, this is one o' the few pleasures 0' my lonely life. Lonely, Lordy? she says, lookin' dreamy at me, why aint that coincidental! IXIilady! says I, tryin' to look like the but- ler in the movies over to Dead I-Ioss Gulch. Oh, don't be so formal, Lordy, she says, grabbin my arm. I think we're gonna be friends. Let's stroll in the garden an' find out. THE HOIVLER, 1934 XVell, them garden scenes goes on reg'ler fer a coupla weeks when I decides to interro- gate her as to the possibility o' more intimate social relations of a consequence. I corrals her on Count de Silver's balcony durin' the Grand Ball and lets go. Madame, says I, sneakin a arm round her waist, I reckon it's up to me to enlighten you as to certain details, proberly already embedded in your downy craniumf' Come again, she says. My love, I ventures, it occurs to me that the noble families o'Kerrean and Blessys, once united would reign soopreem on the Times sassiety page. If the feelin's is reci- procal we'll ride herd on the parson to-morrer an embrace the shackles o' Hymenf' The feelin's, she says, coyly, ix recipro- cal. Suddenly the monstrosity 0' my actions dawns on me. Here I carries myself away with my own elokwents to the extent o' inveeglin a pore innocent gal inter a sense o' security in love wich is unadulteratedly false. Wait a minute, jane, I says, slow, kinda chokin. I can't do it. I gotta confess you a startlin' revelation. You can't say nothin' that'll make no dif- ference, Sweets, she d'clares, with a hug. I don't know 'bout that, I blurts out. You see I-I aint really a Lord-now listen a min- ute.-This Lord Blessys thing is jest my idea 0' humour, see? I hit it off pretty well last season, over to Arizona an' havin' dough in my jeans, I figures on realizin my ambition fer tastin' the niceties 0' nobility. From thence forrard jep Arkeran becomes Lord Blessys- an' you know the rest. VVal, after that she looks at me kinda funny, then smiles. :'You can still bet on us, ,Iep., she says. We're two of a kind. I stares at her. Meanin' wich ? I demands. jest this, she tells me. You jest finished barin' yer soul to a Bond Street shop girl. My idea was the same as yours jep, only, she adds, rueful, I had to save for it longer. So, taint so funny, ilep. finishes, thet she is as handy as she is. VVell- he stands up an' stretches, come on in an' see if she's got some grub rustled up fer us. Page 1:lWfVX Sc'I'ClI As we goes in, I slaps jep on the back. She shore musta went fer ye, -lepf' I says. Think o' all them rich hombres she could a had. lX'loney, says he, didn' mean nothin' to her. Her soul was hungry fer love an' love I give it. Taint my soul thet's hungry right now, I suggests. .Icp starts gettin' profuse in apologies an' sets me in the parlour while he hoofs it fer the kitchen. I sets around fer hve or ten minutes an' begin to wonder if he fell down the well. Finally I goes out to the kitchen myself an' I sees .lep sittin' there, starin', an' not seemin' to see anythin'. I speaks to him soft, but he rlon't say nothin' jest shoves a piece o' paper across the table. I picks it up and reads it. Dear Mr. Arlceran,-Thank you so much for the perfectly lovely time. I enjoyed my own humorous little escapade, I am sure, as much as you did yours. You saw your no- bility 3 I saw my wild and woolly life. The mail man is taking me to the station. Thanks again, Good-bye and good luck. jane, Countess of Kerrean. l'.S.--I'll get the divorce in Paris. FINIS. tklonourable mention in the Short Story Contestl :nf as :of Pk DREAM SHORES A blissful picture lingers in my mind, As oft in dreams I view a placid sea, But dawning leaves the tranquil scene behind And nought is left but longing memory. A dancing sunbeam dropped a crimson kiss Upon a sparkling sea, whose wavering hand Had lightly traced with tender, playful bliss A lacy pattern on the silver sand. Above the beach the royal bluffs enthroned Kept silent vigil o'er the slumbering bay I-il'e some majestic monarch on his throne, VVho holds a mighty empire in his sway. No birds of prey shall seek that solemn sea, Nor angry clouds bring threats of lashing rain, For only dreams reveal those shores to me, XVhere majesty and grace conceal life's pain. -Margaret Forsythe. Page Forty-Eiylzz' THE HOWLER1934 CLEAN UP WEEK' lV1zat Others Say About It Eddie Cantor4 VVhy didnyt you tell me about this clean up campaign, I could have sent you Rubinoff. Ah, yes. Mae Wfest-CXVhose picture hangs in a dusty lockeitj- Say, why don't you clean up and see me sometime, black and grimy? Do you think you Mae VVest your time ? school . . . VVe regained this honor in 1933. Possibly they referred to Hooker's commercial chart and saw some mystical relation between the years '31 and '33, This is quite probable, as many thought we won the banner, by Hooker by crook! . . . Then again, maybe they put all the names in a hat, and North Toronto was pulled out first .... Or it may Ed. NVynn- I think have been the best two it was a good idea, 3 out of three .... If Graham, but it s noth- s ok, - those score cards were ing new. , f N., tallied the computators K . .. Q7 . M Graham - Is that - ,voor must work on an an- right ? I 5: ii.-,, nual contract .... If Ed. NVynn Y Sure, if '- all the dirst, garnered they only changed the -- QRS XVil1 Rogers saidj, name. We used to call - them poker partiesfl sf x bk :xc Will Rogers- Those North Toronto stud- ents might come down to Vyashington and help President Roose- velt sort of clean up the Senate. They cer- tainly did a good job of ilii2l1'l1Sl'l-lllg' at home. sf sf :ff DK Baron Munchausen and Charlie- Baron- And so, Sharly, efter dot, dey killed seventy-six tousand, eight hundred und ninety-vun rats. Charlie- VVhy, Baron, that's ridiculous. Baron- Und dot's not counting der vun vot got avayf' Charlie- XVhy, the whole story is absurd, preposterous. I don't believe it. Baron- Vas you dere, Shady? Charlie- No. VVere you? Baron- No, by golly, und I don't belief it minezelff' lVhat IVQ Say About It This clean-up campaign may be compared to a scavenger hunt. However, the clean-up cam- paign is really much more educational since ingenuity plays a greater part than accomplish- ment. The banner was awarded for the lirst time two years ago, when North Toronto proved to be the scavengerest secondary , :L A-Q. K '? , N 1 ilflis -3-6 I f flak - Y rf' -- . W5 WON THF any crffvfxf- UP uk , '-.,, during the campaign were stretched from end to end it would-er- well it would make NValter XVinchell, the original scavenger, feel cheap . . . dirt cheap. Yowsahf' . . . Say, Ber- . Q sc f 95 c ,, f o x :ly P.-zfuiwa, k,,,, nie, you're in the wrong section. However, you may comment in VVhat Others Say About Itf' . . . Well, anyway, if you would 'have asked the old maestro his opinion of the campaign, he would have replied it was a dirt cheap. But seeing you don't want his opinion in this section he will not give it, so help me. . . . Pardon the intrusion, folks, that was Ben Bernie . . . One thing is certain, a clean-up banner was due to North Toronto. That is if you consider the accom- plishments of our scholarship winners, track squad, and senior rugby team . . . In conclu- sion, may we say, that if the city can clean up the T.T.C. as satisfactorily as we cleaned up North Toronto, we will return the banner . . . This is your local correspondent BUD SHAPIRO . . . Good-night. as :ic So you confess that was carried to the taps sir, what part did you asked the investigator. Pls if the unfortunate man and drenched. Now, take in this affair? The Freshman rneekly replied: The left leg, sir. THE HOIVLII 12 4 PgcF0rly-N L .- 1- ., -I: Qs Y .' EY fu-ig,i27?' N J I J . X XX Q KA' Q ' 5, f KX V' f y X 1 ' 19, Ax ses --AJ -is K 'ist , . is F A , ff,y- , . ' 'P V p,,,,,.1:,',-,yi ruff 11on'Lz5R, 193-l ---BUYS sposrs--H ORTH Toronto can look back on her sports achievements of the past year with justifiable pride. Our trophy cab- inet is now groaning beneath the weight of hitherto elusive cups and shields. That cursed jinx which has dogged North Toronto's Ath- letic aspirations has finally been broken for- ever fwe hopeyl In the following brief resume of Athletic endeavours we have probably touched too lightly on the untiring and unselhsh efforts of our various coaches. They, who gain nothing but the satisfaction of seeing these boys fill positions in real life as capably as they did on the gridiron, deserve more credit than the hardest working player on the team. Cn be- half of the School, we take this opportunity to thank you and may your future be re- warded by a continuous line of Championships. SENIOR RUGBY PERSONNEL 1. HXVALLYU W1LKINsoN: the old pokerface himself. A more popular captain never donned a North Toronto uniform. Mr. Reynolds made no mistake when he said that Wally was the best snap-back in high school football. A tower of strength, both physically and spiritually, XVally played a stellar role in his last year of football. 2. Vic SXVINDENZ thalf-backl is heralded by newspapers as the greatest half-back in high school rugby during the 1933 sea- son. Starting his football career with Mr. Page's 15929 125 lb. Champs, Vic has im- proved steadily under the coaching of Messrs. Page, Bryce, and Reynolds. Pop- ular with fans and players both, this com- ing star will be seen with Balmy Beach or Argo Juniors next year. 3. Conn lXIACDoNALD: Chalf-backj this veteran has played every season since 1930 but in his last year he has certainly dis- played his best brand of football. Gord runs as he dances and that means gang- way! Not only does he excel at rugby, but is equally good at hockey and swimming. -1. J. 6 .- 4 V fl. 10. 5. Run Momiv: The most reckless player on the team. Red certainly did not spare himself and flattened opposing plungers with careless abandon. His canny knowl- edge of football earned him the pivot position on a championship team . MERRY MIQRRIFIELD: fhalf-backj This blond menace is the boy who can throw forward passes farther than others can izick. His long pass, coupled with Mac- donald's deadline punt, clinched North 'l'oronto's first Senior Championship. De- veloped under the tutelege of Mr, Page, KIerry's aerial attacks formed one of the chief offensive threats of the team. HGORD.H KIRBY: CFlying-wingi. This mighty mite of pep and light, XVhen holes are made, he makes 'em right. Gord does not confine all his energies to football, but also plays a stellar role of guard on the Sr. Basketball team. Gizokcsiz HQFFSIDEU PETRIE: Qlnsidel. George showed a surprisingly affectionate disposition, as he could often not wait for the whistle before he had the opposing quarter-back in a loving embrace. George will continue his amorous ways on next year's line. TED VVATT: flnsidej. Ted's peculiar style of plunging made him a consistent ground gainer, and his defensive tactics left nothing to be desired. He hopes to be out of the school next year, but there's many a slip . . . JEFF LvD1ATT: tlfiddlej. Jeff is cer- tainly not an unfamiliar figure on the gridiron. If scholarships were given for rugby, Jeff would certainly qualify for the honour, as he has the game down to a science. Incidentally, no school can boast of a better locker-room quartett than that composed of Jeff, Red, Vic, and Gord. HANK GLOYER: COutsidej. Hank should make a good Broadway Column- ist as he has the low down on all half-backs unfortunate enough to be tackled by him. His sure fingers and li HOH'LER,1U3J Heetness made him about the best pass- receiver in the city. DARCY Howickz QOutsideH. Darce re- sembles a brown teddy-bear in winter and certainly is a bear for work in the fall pastime. His hard tackling and never- say-die spirit earned him a regular posi- tion on the ankle-clutching brigade. FAT ' TIETTITZ tMiddleh. Although Fat had to use a shoe-horn to get into his pants, it tended to keep his wits about him when on the held. His bruising plunges and heavy tackling left their mark on many an ambitious player. JIMMY HAz1i1.woon: CQuarterl. Like Arnup of Varsity, Jimmy made up for his lack of size by his intimate understanding of the game. Pinch hitting for Red at quarter he handled his team like ai veteran. BILL DoL'GAN: tHalf-backl. Bill is the boy with the Charlie Chaplin feet and how he eats up the ground when clad in either cleats or spikes. Dougy starred at half-back on the Sr. team and is also a hne sprinter on the track team. NYith the remaining members of this year's squad Bill will form the nucleus of next year's defenders. Bora TXTORROXVZ tLinemanh. Bob was the handy-man of this year's line. Any posi- tion was capably filled when he was in there. Bob was severely cut-up about his chinning with Rosy, JERRY DLYNSITOIQDI tGutside5. Oakwood's gift to North Toronto this year was Jerry, tackler par excellence, whose specialty was pulling down men twice his size. STAN MCCULLOUGH: tOutsidei. Macs slight build forced him to give up his snap position, which he played on last year's Juniors, to outside wing. This change was a great asset in rounding out our tackling brigade. HBEE GREY' VVALKER: fHalf-backl. An- other one of Mr. Page's proteges, Bee Gee's spirit and relief kicking were in- valuable to the team. ToM BRADY: CMiddle5. This elongated Irishman came to us, like Desmond, from Upper Canada College. His great height made him a hard man to pass on the line. O Stl ,fl in .yy 24. ti rs K Dx. Puffs lfiffy-Om' 'TIMMIIZ BINNIE: tFlying-wingj. Bashful Binnie's hot hosiery and ruddy rompers, canioutlaged a line tackler and conscien- tious player. XVill be heard from next year. lvANDALL hloHNsoN: tlnsidei. Ran rea- lized his fondest ambition in becoming a member of this year's squad. He is sure-fire for next year's team. CAEs,xR GLOCKLING: tllanagerl. This little manager not only looked after the interests of his team but in the role of trainer his soothing hands beat many a tattoo on twitching tendons. His wise- cracking relieved many a pre-game ten- sion. Is zat so lx.-XXYLY R,xwL1NsoN: thliddlel. Jack played that thankless position of middle and featured by his almost super-natural ability to cipher plays. In the hnal game Rawly did the defensive work of three men while our ranks were depleted by penalties. The blood-poisoning .lack had must have gone to his head as he has since left here for that cosmopolitan school, Central Tech. .TACK CIIRYSLICRI tHalf-backN Like the new Chrysler model, .lack is built for speed. His quick dashes around the end brought the crowd to their feet in every game. Jacks unfortunate injury in the Parkdale semi-Final game lost his excep- tional services to the team for the final. lX'oon BEDELL: flnsidei. Give a yell for XYood Bedell. 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North Toronto 6-Malvern 0 This game was a lioodlight feature at Tflster stadium and in the opinion of the writers was the most spectacular game of the season because the group leadership was at stake and both teams went to work with a will. A quick offensive in the first period, consisting of a long forward for a touchdown and a single a few minutes later, gave North Toronto an early advantage. For the next three periods our powerful line turned back every scoring thrust of the hard-plunging Malvern outfit and the boys applied their third straight coat of whitewash. Jarvis 3-N.T.C.I. 3 This game rang down the curtain on the regular season and was a hard fought affair throughout. However, our line gradually pushed back the Jarvis team and by the end of the third period had piled up a three point lead. VVith but a few minutes to play a des- perate attack by the Red team carried them to N. T. -10 yard line, from where Darbyshire, their star half, kicked a field goal from a seemingly impossible angle to tie and end the game. This was a disappointing finish as the boys wanted to end the schedule without being scored upon, The team now entered the quarterfinals against the powerful Parkdale squad. North Toronto 16-Parkdale O Crang's stadium was the scene of this battle and proved to be a battle between two tricky half lines. However, our wing line made won- derful interference and the outsiders tackled like fiends. Aided by forwards our team ran the heavier Parkdale aggregation into the ground and accumulated an unsurmountable lead. This victory gave us a bye into the finals and provided a much needed rest. Finals: North Toronto 2fMalvern 1 On a field more suitable for the making of mud pies than good football N. T. defeated its rival Malvern. Each team played a care- ful brand of football and it settled down into a two bucks and a kick affair with both wing lines putting up a stout defence. An in- terrupted forward pass in the first period en- abled Malvern to open the scoring. However, North Toronto tied it up early in the second period. The game appeared destined to end a tie when the break of the afternoon occurred. Merrifield wound up for a forward pass and heaved the -ball for all he was worth and from a nest of Malvern defenders Swinden cut in from the touchline, grabbed the ball and was downed for a 40-yard gain. From here Macdonald wasted little time in kicking the single point that won the game and the cham- pionship. -www JUNIOR RUGBY GAMES Although once again the Championship proved elusive, the 1933 Junior team had a successful season. Three wins in exhibition games, two at the expense of Pickering Col- lege and-one over Northern Vocational, put the boys in shape to beat Central Tech. Al- though heavily outweighted all along the line, they counted a 9-1 win by staging a rousing rally in the last period. Malvern, however, proved a stumbling block and the result was a 9-1 loss in a bitterly fought game under the floodlights. Riverdale, too, proved strong, THE HOIVI. 1513, 1934 securing a 6-0 lead at half time. Another battling finish nosed out the opposition 5-T. The high spot of the season was the elimina- tion of -larvis G-3, a victory that did much to avenge the previous defeat in the city tinals. In the first round of the semi-finals, Dan- forth Tech. was defeated 22-6, with the whole team performing in a manner that augured f -a-A,-- -,Av A -W +'-,-vA'Av A JUNIOR RUGBY XVith MR. I'AuE to teach the game And start them on the road to fame, With BARRINGIZR and his First Aid The Junior Rugby team was made. Great throngs of budding heroes tried But on these few did Bun decide.- BILL SUBLI-ITT, star and Captain, toog BILL Eow1.12N of the mighty shoe, NEIL BRADY, stellar on defenceg HLYGII BAss1-:TT of a girth immenseg AI.. CLAR'-:E at middle plunged pell-mell Through holes torn out by tbl.. CAI-151.5 When POXVERS called a power attack He'd give the ball to iALCONBRACKj Though o'er him would opponents tower SMITH caught each pass by Floating Powerng Sm ALLIQN, outside wing, was quick, Ihzgt' Fifty-Ffzfc well for the Humberside game to come. How- ever, the good fortune that had brought vic- tory in previous Humberside battles deserted the team. A 7 point deficit in the first five minutes proved too much to overcome, and another Junior team met a final defeat, which however, was no indication of the brand of rugby which they played. PERSONNELNW-NWMNVWM-N And fleet at half was ALF. How1cK,' I-loss lYI1.1.oi'i:11Bv grabbed runners' legsg Few snaps were quite as good as CRAIG's,' Glanoxs and that G11zsoN sheik XVould add strength when the line was weakg An outside tackling star was AMOs,' Blu, Cl'LC'llli'l'll, too, was just as famousg FRANK IXIoR'roN snapped the pigskin sphere And Tiannx' T11oMPsoN ran it clear' Glfoiuzii TQARRY led the back-field guard lfVhile l'1-.wks called signals loud and hard. And there they are, these handsome ginks Broke down the dreaded Jarvis jinx, But could not keep, though hard they tried The one they had o'er Humberside. They now pass on their hopeful dream To win the cup, to next year's team. -1 '2 .i -ti 5 ' 5, I 3' if 4 . JUNIOR RUGBY TEAM Rffk Row-Gerald C'fllE. Wally Roberts, George Karry, Ediie Powers, Bill Culcheth, Neil Brady, Don Gibbons Middle Row-Frank Morton, Al. Capel, Harold Gibson, Bert Willoughby, Allie Alconbrack. Sid. Allan, Jack Amos. vin Smith. Front Row-Mr. Bryce, Hugh Bassett, Alf. Howick, Bill Sublett, Mr. Page, Bill Bowlen, Ted Thomson, Al. Clark, C l. Wood. Page Ffffy-str T H E H o W L E R, 1 9 3 4 The North Toronto Bantam's romped conditions, North Toronto met Central Tech through their schedule of six games beating in the finals, and swamped them by a 17-0 N.V.S., -T.C.I., M.C.I. Cfell outj each twice to lead their group. In the semi-final, Western Commerce were their opponents and after a hard tussel N.T. emerged with a 6-5 verdict. After a delay of a - i 3 score thus winning the T. L. Church cup emblematic of th e Bantam Rugby Cham- pionship. So in the first year of their new league the Bantams set a record to be proud of and gave a rosy out- look for the Iunior and Seniour Teams few weeks, due to un- of the future ED. DQNNENFIELD GEORGE HAZELWOOD ' favourable weather Captain Coach 1 X l Back Row- Averill, B. Wardell, J. Kerwin, S. Lewis, Lennox. Middle Row-Mr. Bryce, G. Tattison, Kantell, Dedman, Dignam, R. Gladish, Col. Wood. Front Row-A. L. Luach, H. Jolly, E. Donnenfield, G. Hazelwood, Harold Swinden, J. Bennett. Seated in Front-G. Simmons, J. Brisley. THE HOWLER, 1934 Pago Fifty-Sczwl BOYS' GYM SQUAD i The year of 1932-33 brought great success to the gym team. The year past was one of great enjoyment and intensive training with frequent ventures into the realm of compe- tition. Though no longer under the excel- lent direction of Mr. Donaldson, who has seen fit to retire to Parkdale after his ceaseless efforts on behalf of the team, it has banded together its forces, shattered by graduation, etcetera, and is being coached by Mr, Byrce once again. The team first shared the limelight when two of its members, Bev. Lewis and Ted Dun- bar, finished well up with the leaders in the Ontario Junior Championships held last February. A school gymnastic competition was held last March under the guidance of Messrs Donaldson and Bryce. The cups which were keenly contested for went to Ted Dunbar, Sr., black Slcuce, Jr., and Benny Field, Novice. The reputation of the school was consid- erably enhanced by the success of a team of five men who captured fourth place in a held of twenty-two teams from all over Ontario competing for the Gntario Inter-scholastic Championship last Easter. A creditable show- ing was also inade by the team at Exhibition Park last June. This year with but a few of the old guard left the team, after one short practise, de- lighted the spectators with a demonstration on Parents' Night. In spite of the fact that the parallel bars let the boys down in the middle of the show, it served only to add spice to the performance. They are planning several ambitious ventures for this year and the school as a whole wishes them every success. ri Us i' I GYM. SQUAD Left to Right-Felix Green, Gord. Sutherland, Rus. Merrylield, Bev. Walker. Al. Howick. Jack Toy, Tom Newton, Don Barton, Ted Dunbar, Jack Tait, Ed. Donnenield, Orr. P41510 lizifly-lfiyflzf BOYS' SENIOR fltillilh. lilliljYZ Captain and guard on this year's M it team. Always a bundle of pep and pos- sessed of the never-say-die spirit. Small, but fast. Gord could be counted on at all times to give of his very best. lluvcia QCoachl : Year after year Arch goes on giving his experience and ability to the moulding of excellent school teams. llis efforts are vastly appreciated and all we can say Arch. is May you have the best of luck in the future. liitllllt. l',xcl-1: Cord has been a fixture on North En. Toronto teams for quite a few years. An excellent shot and 11 finished player. Gord was one of the main reasons the team got as far as it did. lllis'1': Althouffh ham nered bv a bad ankle s l . from the beffinninv of the season, Ed. b Fw played a star game throughout. A crack shot and a consistent scorer. AH 1 i QEBNOLD5 MUST X E PLAYWG' 114' A W G ' 'E Qfy Q h..-L-' - . Jfivgl f' f. f fb' , . lay..- P K - W W ii . Iifffii' i m g - s . t , '. 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J i . 2 ' ' i Q 1' ' 5 I ... s . 1 :V f-eP5f?': 4 THE IIOIVLER 193-I BASKETBALL DAVE NV.x1-noN: Moving up from junior, Dave 1 filled in quite a gap at centre. A very steady player and excelled in getting the tip-off. i' XY1LL1.xMs: l2d's height and experience lun, made him one of the best defensive men on the team. A hard worker and a real asset to the team. SENIOR BASKETBALL Gord. Kirby, Cy. Alexander. Stan. Spooner, Gord. Pace. Ed. Best. Jack Fisher. Boh Mitchell. Jim Varty. Ed. Williams, Achille Piette, Dave Waldron, Mr. Bryce. Bots lXl1Tc111c1-I.: North Toronto's blonde run- ning star showed that he could also play a very good brand of basketball and never weakened the team when he was on. .ACl'lILI,li I-'II-QTTIQ: A greatly improved player over last year. Played the pivot position and was a hard man to get around at the end of the year. ful .AxI.l-lXANDliRI Coming from Parkdale Alex. proved to be a very useful de- fensive man. Always played a steady and careful game. VARTv: -lim's high jumping ability came in handy getting rebounds. VVith the right coaching .lim should develop into a real player. .Lack Fisnieiez ,lack showed that he had the makings of a good player and with a little more experience in Senior company he should make good. STAN. SPooN15R: Stan showed his worth as a dependable utility man and his presence on the team never weakened it. HAROLD XVOODING AND Ron BEATTY: These were two promising players who were brought out in the middle of the season to strengthen the team. Both are very good prospects. Gord. Pace. jiM THE HOIVLFR, 1034 BOYS' JUNIOR MR. R1:YNOLDs fCOach3: XVith inexperienced material f'Syd. formed a real fighting team. He was the main reason that we went as far as we did. BILL BOWLEN CCentrei 1 Always started us off right by getting the jump. A good shot and a team player. Une of our leading scorers. Enom POwERs fGuardb: A reliable Guard, the mainstay of our defence and attack. His playing was steady and a tower of strength to the team. GEORGE GILMOR1-1 t Forwardp : A good shot and ball handler who could always be depend- ed upon to score points when most needed. A finished player. JIM JOLLY tfiuardl: A steady player who checks hard and works well in the offen- sive. Improved as the season progressed. HAROLD GmsoN Qfentrel 2 Gibie was a good substitute to Bill. XVatch him go next year. BOB GLADISH Qfiuardl I A fighting guard who could snare rebounds. Hob has another year junior. HANK lX'lliRRIN tlforwardl 1 A hard worker with plenty of speed. A fighter through and through. LLOYD PIZARS ftiuardl: Small, but effective. Come on l'earsie grow a few feet. FRANK IQNAPP fliorwardlr Bullet was al- ways in there trying, hut lacked experi- ence. THD l-AcK11f1 tlforwardltz The sheik of the team proved that he could also be slick on a basketball floor. Ted was one of the high scorers of the team. Ted Lackie. . i fi it fl' JUNIOR BASKETBALL Left to Right-Mr. Reynolds, Harold Gibson, Bill Bowlen, Eddie Powers. Bob Gladdish, Ted Lackie, Geo. Gilmour, Jim Jolly, Goldman, Frank Knapp, Stan. Meschino. Henry Merrin, Lloyd Pears. lillflt' 1'll'ffj'-.xvlillf BASKEBTALL A large squad, consisting for the most part of fellows new to the game, greeted Mr. Rey- nolds at the opening practices. The best of these recruits were picked and moulded into a real fighting squad. N.T.C.l. vs. HARBORIJ iVe took a severe lrouncing from Harbord. The green North Toronto squad were not a match for the smooth Harliord aggregation. SCUFC fill-ll. CICNTRAI. TICCH. vs. N.'l'.L'.l. An improved North Toronto squad defeated Central in a close hard-checking game. At the end of the first half we were leading lo- 11, and we managed to hold on lu the end to gain our first victory. Score Qti-QZZ. 'K ,v 4a N.T.C.l. vs. -IARVIS Next we travelled down to blarvis to take a 27-14 beating. Jarvis were only leading by three points at the end of the first half, but ran wild in the second to score eighteen points to our eight. BLOOR vs. N.T.C.l. North Toronto took a well-earned 18-12 victory. Our lead was never threatened. Page Sirfy N.T.C.I. vs. CENTRAL TECH. A fast, well played game with N.T. nosing out a 13-9 win. JARVIS vs. N.T.C.I. Inability to shoot fouls and too many per- sonals called on us, doomed our chances of victory, and Jarvis emerged with a 22-9 win- ning margin. THE HOIVLER, 1934 N.T.C.I. vs. BLOOR North Toronto scored another well-deserved win in which our lead was only threatened by a linal rally in the dying moments. Score 18-11. wr 4: er 4: Mr. Teeter: VVhat is a cold snap F Georgie: A cake of ice at half price. During the 1933 season, N. T. C. l. 1 climaxed vears of endeavour in Track and Field by bring- ing li o m e three 2 Canadian titles to f the school, the 4-10, mile and mile re- . lay. T,o Mr. Bryce goes the credit of Coaching and build- ing up this hitherto unglorified branch of athletics. This fine record should be an inspiration for bigger and better squads in the future. FIELD DAY 1--For a change, Old Sol beamed down upon the campus, where, much to the enjoyment of the spectators, stiff competition was furnished in every department. BOB MITCHELL In the senior class, Paul Bowlen, with three firsts and a second, emerged the victor, fol- lowed closely by Bob Mitchell. To the winner went the splendid recently donated Birks- Ellis-Ryrie Cup, signifying the championship of the senior division. After the smoke had cleared away in the intermediate class, Bill Dougan and Jack Chrysler were found to be tied, each with three iirsts and a second while Bill Bowlen ran a close second. The championship was awarded to Dougan due to his accomplishments in out- side meets. The Junior class was also keenly contested. Bill Laird and Bob Gladish proved to be the class of the Field, with Bill edging out a win. Others to show merit were Brett, in the in- termediate 4-LO and lVilloughby in the high jump clearing 5.5. The summary of N. T.'s win in Track and Field during the 1933 season is: ww Q RELAY TEAM Con. Kuhn. Bob Mitchell, Cyril Pidduck, Jack Crowder. Paul Bowlen. THE HOlVLER,1934 if-, DOMINION RELAY CHAMPS Left to Right-Jack Crowder. Paul Bowlen. Bob Mitchell. Con. Kuhn, Cyril Pidduck INTERSCHOLASTIC Roman or lin1'cAT1oN MI3I2T:hVictories were chalked up by the ln- termediate and Senior Relay team with Bob Mitchell winning the mile event. The latter two also established new records. TORONTO AND DIsTRIcT lllliET :-XYinners at this meet were: Vlfilloughby, high jumpg P. Bowlen, 220 and 4403 Mitchell 880 and mileg Glover, third in broad jumpg Kuhn, third in discusg and the senior mile relay team. QNTARIO lNTERscIIoLAsTIc:- The boys continued to clean up in the mile relay and Mitchell kept his record intact by taking the mile event. CANADIAN INTI2I:scIIoI.AsTIc:- At Corn- wall the best that the Dominion could produce was not good enough to stop our teaIn's win- ning streak. Bowlen nosed out Griggs of Ham- ilton Central to win the 440. Mitchell by force of habit romped home in the mile event. The relay team was hitting on all four and walked away with an easy victory while Con. Kuhn, its fifth member, took a second in Discus. EXHIBITION MEET :-Fresh laurels were again added to the already long list, the relay team of Dowe, Lowry, Merrifield and Smith took a second in the two mile relay and the senior relay took the mile and senior med- ley. W. Bowlen also placed in the century while needless to say, Mitchell won the mile event. ONTARIO JUNIOR QB.B.F.F.J 1-Witli Kuhn and Smith substituting in the senior relay a new Ontario record was established. Victor- ies also were garnered by the Junior relay Page .gl'.l'f.V-C3110 composed of Baker, -lolly, Lowry and Taylor. Mitchell and lowry in mile. B. llowlen and McArthur placed in the 440 and high jump re- spectively while .lolly copped the running broad. ONTARIO CJPEN 4 lil-Q.-XCII OI.I'MPIC:- Against all comers, Mitchell won the mile and P. Howlen took a close second in the 440. Due to the class shown by this year's squad, N.T. has decided to send a team to the XYorld's lnterscholastic Relay Championship this April at T'ennsylyannia. Practically a new team has to be organized to till the breach left by the departure of Crowder Pidduck and llowlen. However, there are many up and coming youngsters around the school and last year's high standard should be Inaintained. 'k ir 'A' PERSONNEL OF TRACK 8g FIELD 1. PAVI. BowI-IiN: North Toronto lost the Dominion High School Champion 440 man when Paul was lured away to Oklahoma University. As starting man on the relay he could be depended upon for an early lead. It's oil right he'll be back. 2. -lACK CROXYDI-1RZ+.lElCli ran the second leg of the relay and Inade sure that T'aul's lead was kept intact. He is now living in Vancouver studying Pharmacy. tSome day we'll hear him say, XVhatllitbea 'Coc'? l if Q tek FA . 1, 1 V Q. . , xy!!! , 'Fila-QQ! ' 'T ga, ,aware EN, T o ' 0 HW' 5 iz: A ' C f 0 ,mmf 04,1 Mfrr,vEu3' Gafva ro .nrffff Page Si.rly-Tivo 23. Cvrui, T1Ny I'moL'cK z- This was Cyril's first year of track work and as Zlrd man on the relay he certainly made good with a vengeance. XVe hope soon to hear of Cyril burning up the cinders for dear old Yarsity tso help mel. 1. Cox lil'IINI7lilIlg Con as utility man for the team could do everything from throw the discus to run in the 440 in capable fashion. Con. comes from Ham- ilton where many of the track stars of the Dominion are produced. THE HOIVLER, 1934 4. Bon NIITCHELLI-BOb has been ac- claimed by the critics as one of Canada's leading milers, and sure fire for the next Olympics. During the past year he has practically won every mile event he has entered, including the Dominion Mile High School Championship. On the last lap of the relay Bob passed his opponents so fast that is probably the origin of that popular song, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes. - - - - - - - - - - -- BOYS' SENIOR soccER ---- - - - - - -------- SENIOR SOCCER TEAM Rear Row-Stan. Spooner, A. Tadman. Middle Row-Mr. Gerrow, J. Davis, Art Scriven, C. Brisley, B. Honkle. Fred Heather. Frcr' Row-R. Orr, E. Golightly. Bob Heather, E. Inman, Ted Heather. The autumn of 1933 saw the addition of Soccer to the sports list of North Toronto Collegiate. Cnder the supervision of Mr. Ger- row, the popular athlete and coach, the school entered a Senior and a Junior team in the ln- ter-High School League. Several experienced players were available for the Senior team, but the Juniors were al- iiiost wholly composd of inexperienced fel- lows. Although the results, with regard to the number of games won, were not favourable for the school, those uninitiated players gained invaluable experience for future years. liven during the past season the team's ability increased noticeably with the practice and playing. VVith such promising development one can be optimistic about the future of Soc- cer at North Toronto. Senior Team North Toronto's first game was with River- dale Collegiate, finalist for the last four years. The superior combination along with the per- fect backiield of the East-enders gained them a victory of 6-0. The game with the Northern Vocational was fast and much more promising. Aided by good combination, Spooner and Heather scored to hold N.V.S. by 2-1 right to the last part of second half. But a long shot from the Northern forward line beat Scriven's long legs and the game ended 2-2. A cold, windy day was the time, and a pitch of crushed stone, gravel and cinders at John XVanless school was the scene of the game with Danforth Tech. Besides losing large chunks of their anatomy on the playing field the boys from Broadway lost the game by 3-O. In their game with Central Tech. the North Torontonians showed vast improvement. On one of their fine forward line rushes Tadman scored, but despite the improved work the team bowed to Tech to the tune of 3-1. A disastrous change in form lost the game with Jarvis. Due to North Toronto's inability to do anything right, along with fine playing of the fellows from Jarvis St., J.C.I. took the game, 5-0. Captain- Bob'! Heather. Bob is a quiet, capable fellow whose untiring efforts were al- ways noticeable. His ability and experience were great assets to the forward line. Y' If If H O ll' 1. E R, .7 9 3 4 Iiflffli .S1.t'lv-llm't- -,..,....,..-.....-....-.-. Bgyg' JUN QR SOCCER ..-.-..-. ...... ..-..- . ,Yah-Yi V V tighter but lost the game It-o. The team's tirst game away from home was at Xlithrow l'arlc vs. Danforth Tech. line to homesiclcness and other things the hoys suf- fered a defeat of '2-o. The game with Central Tech. showed a better grade of football on the part of North Toronto. The forward line made repeated or- ganized rushes on Tech's goal and l1'rown and Harrup each scored. However, the Techni- cians took the game S3-9. The gradual improvement in the innior team reached its peak in the game with 'laixis Col- 5 legiate. The team held this forziidalile rival JUNIOR SOCCER TEAM Front Row-R. Davis. H. MacIntosh, D. Gregg. B. Scott, .L Brown. Middle Row-Mr. Gerrnw, T. Hargreaves. B. Gregory, G. Harrop, G. Meen. K. Rumble. I Back Row-l. Hendren, J. Bedford, B. Elliott, Fred Heathet. fiozior Team North Toronto made a fine start in the game with Riverdale Collegiate. lfor a time the play was well matched, but the greater ex- perience and tine team work of the liiverdali- ans won the game T-0, Northern Yocational tielded a fast team of experienced players possessing fine combina- tion. N.T.C.l. proved tenacious and a good OLLOXYING the lead set by the girls TE in the matter of organized Tennis, the boys staged a very successful Tourna- ment in this sport last fall. Owing to laclq of facilities at the school, matches were played at - any available courts north of Lawton, by arrangements m a d e between the players themselves. The unknown quali- ty of the H6 enthusi- astic entrants who signed the list required i HUGH BASSET grouping of the con- testants by drawing lots. In the first round or two the would-be Tildens and Vines pro- vided a high, wide and handsome brand of Tennis. to a tl-H score tor full tune. lint in the over- time play the hlarvisites netted thc one that gave them the game hy 1-U. Citzfttiiilz--- Hill Greig. l'lill justified his team mates' choice for captain hy his ability throu-fhout the season. His agility in tending 5 . , N goal saved many deadly shots and liept oppon- ents' scores to a minimum. tiouclif Nlr. tierrow. lloth teams had a leader of proven athletic worth in Mr. tierrow. His enthusiasm in practice and the line way he gets along with the fellows assures good leadership at all times. .Ns the Tournament progressed. competition grew lzeener and some very close, well played matches resulted. It was early in November before the tinal was staged between lirnie Rollaston and Ted ' Hird. ,-Xlthough the weather was cold, this didn't harm the tennis and after a very stren- nous tive match series Ted captured the hrst Boys Tennis Cham- pionship with the scores of G-51, T-5, -L-6 ALVIN SMITH G-52. From the interest shown last fall it is judged that organized lJoy's tennis will rank high among the major sports at N.T.C.l. in future years. ,l. Ml .. F THE HOIVLER, 195-l Page0116 in-ETHTTLEEJQ-.fT7,f .,...,....,, sgfgliiigffilgg 'E Y' A R E E R E E I Chevrolet - Pontiac - Oldsmobile - Buick The floating ride with knee action front wheels ..longer wheelbase . . . roomier 11 H body by Fisher . . . stronger chassis . . . driver's arm rests . . . new streamlining . . . A V, improved Fisher no-draft ventilation . . . increased horsepower . . . faster acceleration . . . 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L i eTfi ref so ffc1,21 Eg, iii-il We 'M HLZETEQDRZTTiEQhTOETfiELlin2C?OUf PRINTING , 166 KING si. WEST, TORONTO t 1 E PCIIIL' .S'z'.rly-Fuzu' THE HOPVLER, 1934 nf' G RLS? SPORTS tn Prcsidezzf-MARI.-xx BEsT. I'irc-Presidc11z'fNoRA CROWI-I. HIE school year of 1933-4 is half over. This has ' been one of the most 1 successful years in girl's sport, The girls have gone into each succeeding sport with fresh interest, and en- thusiasm. liverything got oi? to a good start with the tennis tourna- ment, and each phase has proved once more that athletics are the GIRLS' ATHLETIC COUNCIL Secretary-IXIARGARET SOMERVILLE. Tfc'U51l7'6f-RLTTII .lAcK1v1AN Volley ball, swimming, tapping, tumbling and apparatus work all have their turn. Bad- minton is played all the year around. Basket- ball is perhaps the most popular of them all. With Miss Fenwick and Miss Tilston guid- ing us to higher stand- ards in the way of athletics and teaching us always the true qualities of sportsman- 1U05t I3OPL1l31' of the Back Row-M. Johnston. R. Young, M. Taylor, J. Whiteside. Shlp, what ITIOFC CHU Middle Row-A. Meen, J. Ruthven, L. Brockway, M. Beaton, after-school activities. M, Gray, we ask! Front Row-J. Marshall. N. Crowe, R. Jackman, M. Best, M. Somerville, D. MacEachern. PERSONNEL Ill.-XRI.-KN Biisrf At the head is Marion Best Always ready for any testg .-Xt Basketball her shot is sure And for her zest there is no cure. NKUIKAII CROWlif Next in line is Nora Crowe, In Basketball she's on her toetsl Vice-President is her lofty station. She's ready to help on any occasion MARC. SOMIZRYILLE- The Secretary's place to fill NVQ' chose a girl named Somervilleg In Badminton she's always there. In Basketball she's everywhere. IQUTII JACKMAN- Ruth Jacl-:man is our Treasurer, Her iiguring could not be surer, Gym work for her is just a lark No need to make her toe the mark. HTOIINNYH Bl,-XRSIIALL7 Then Johnny , Basketball convener It is really hard to beat her At Basketball she's of the best And her Badminton is no jest. DoxNx ' BIACIZACHERN- For Volley Ball She knows her business tho' she be small In Basketball her position is guard The game for her is really not hard MARC. .Io11NsToN- Marg. Iohnston's job is apparatus And she is always up and at us Urging us to get some vim And keep our figures young and trim M URIEL GRAY- Muriel Gray has the same line Tumbling to keep you fine. In track and held she is so fast You could not pass her if you dast. IDA TIPP- Ida Tipp has charge of Tennis On the courts she is a menace In Basketball she is the star Leaving them all behind, so far! LORAINI5 BROCKWAY- Brockway for publicity, She paints the posters that we seeg Go to her for an idea, And as for basketball-my deahl THE HOIVLER, 1954 Jocf: Nvnrrnsrma- In the swim is Jock XVhiteside, Right down to her job she's tied And with her we're almost sure Non-swimmers will find a certain cure. NIARJORIE B15AToN our Howler Rep. Certainly ought to have some pepg VVith the Council behind to give her cues She will give each branch of it, its full dues. JEAN FRANCIS is one of our best all-round sporting girls. About her Basketball and Badminton, words fail us. Keep it up Jeanie. One of the greatest mysteries to us is :: which is Barbara and which is Betty Choate? Both are outstanding little Basketball play- ers. A referee thinks she is seeing double! JACKIE JOLLY has her height to help in her shooting. Her guards wonder what it is A --------------------------- VOLLEY HE Girls' Athletic Council decided to hold the volley ball tournament in the fall this year and the basketball in the spring. This plan seems to be an improve- ment over that of other years. There must be something lucky in the letter B in volley- ball anyway, as IB emerged victorious among the first formsg IIB likewise carried off the honours in the second formsg IIIF proved to be the lone exception to the rule of the B's defeating all the other thirdsg IVB was the best of the fourth form teams while Y-AB were the winners in the fifth forms. In the play-offs for the Lower School Championship, IIB proved supreme. The Lp- V-AB BASKET BA LL s 'YL s 3 , mg A 1 J, Pay: .S'i.rIy-F1'1.'e like up there in the clouds.-Cold, I'll bet. VI IkIClkllLLAN, although small, is a really line Basketball player. Jacky and Vi owe their success to a pound of grapes a day! Try it. BAIQBAR.-x FIQNN is one of our outstanding stars in Tennis. It is rumoured that Barbara has a preference for orange balls tied with blue ribbon. FRANcIas lXlAcnoN,-tw can play Basketball and at Badminton she's not had at all! BETTY PRITCHARD is new this year to N.T.C.I. -why how do you do, Betty! Seriously, Betty plays a lovely game of Basketballi take our word for it. MyR'rL1a ANDRICXYS-XYC guarantee that Myrtle is a good Basketball player, Badminton player, and an enthusiastic life-sayer!H tMoney back if not suitedl. BA' I .----.--------.--.-----...--. per School Championship went to IVB. Several games were played with other schools which added to the interest in volley- ball. The invasion of Varkdale resulted in three losses and one win for North Toronto, IYB coming through to hold up North Tor- onto's reputation. The games against Malvern were both won. The honours were divided with Oakwood, each school winning one game. MAY FRIQIQMAN:-In Volley Ball May has a hefty selye which never fails her. XVhat never! XYell-hardly ever. I,oIs Com-iMAN is a loyal supporter of her Yol- leyball team. Field llay saw Lois in action, especially in the high jump. III-F VOLLEY BALL I Left to Right-M. Taylor, V. McMillan. M. Hall. H. Scott, G. Gay, R. Young, J. Jolly. Left to Right-W. Gain, E. Moore, J. Clarke, N. Ferguson, J. Iler, A. Lane, M. Dunnsford, B. Wickens. Page Sixly-Si.i' THE HOIVLER, 1934 WMWWNMMMMM BASKET BALL sf ---f-+-AvA--vA-AvA--- W ----vA-A-+-----+ As usual basketball aroused the most in- terest. The tournament among the various forms was begun before Christmas. The fifth form schedule has been completed with V-AB winning the championship after a closely fought game with Y-CD in which basketball was played at its best. In the regular games V-CD won twice from V-AB. Altogether iifth form basketball was very exciting. IV-B won in a game against V-AB. FLEANUR IDOAN is on that winning fourth form team. They count on Doaney and they don't count in vain. Eleanor also holds the purse strings for the Badminton Club. Somebody please-oh, please, invent unbreak- able lenses for BETTY lQIRK,S glasses. Her first dozen pair will soon be gone. Glasses or no glasses-when Betty gets the ball . . . two points, of course! KAY SCOTT participates in that unpopular game -Basketball-Oh, how can she! But Kay is a nifty little Basketball player-no foolin'. VVe sit and wonder how EVELYN Mossoe can slide that big basketball into that tiny bas- ket. But can she do it? You're asking us? Ev, also wields a wicked Badminton racquet. Lois HENnERsoN is up to her old tricks in Basketball, mainly getting baskets. XVon- der how she does it? Lois is progressing nicely in Badminton also. JEAN CARR knows just where to put the Bas- ketball. XVhere do you put a ball to get two points? Aren't you stupid. 'lean owes her success to Carr -ters little Basketball pills-in the red and grey box. AUDERY lklILLIiR is playing Basketball again this year. Audery makes a good team-mate. Nice playing Audery! She plays Basketball very well, plays a good game of Tennis and Badminton and has a wicked serve in volleyball. XVho has? NVhy, LoU1sE FORD! 1211.1-:EN CLARKE can guard that Basketball like Nobody's business. Clarkie is pro- gressing ever so nicely in Badminton. BETTY TXICCULLOVGII shows the spirit of '98 when she plays Basketball. My! can she guard that ball. Ask the forwards. ' M1DGE MAsoN plays Basketball with a right good will. Oooooh! Those long shots. Midge recommends yeast for those long shots. Try a cake and see where your shot goes-XVhat, out the gym! Tut tut. 4B, V.B. AND 'B.B. CHAMPIONS A ' 'v h iw N '77 I fl. . lk: 3 . :lv 3 f . f- 525523 A . t . . L' V im 8 1 .4 I . try F, F . , ' 1 s- T r If . 5 ' Ll A 'FC l K- ' 4 V H A .X ,,,.. . ,.. T Left to Right-A. Miller, D. White, J. Wilson, E. Doan, B. Kirk, M. Andrews, I. Tipp, G. Chippindale, L. Henderson, R. Green. THE HOIVLER, 193-I Non-Swimmers Beware! Here comes ALLI- SON RIKEN. If you don't watch out you'll learn how to swim when Allison is near. NIARGE HosMER captains her form Basketball team. She fell once, hurt her ear and her dignity W got right up, and did she get baskets - ask us - yes! FLORA NICOLL, pickles to you, is in the right jar as it were, when she is on a Basket- ball court. Nice guarding, pickles, and we agree whole-heartedly. X'Vho's that knocking at the door, no not the Fuller Brush man, just one of his relatives. BETTY FULLER seems to have been raised on a Basketball court. It's a gift we main- tain, to play like that: ' HJACKYH .AxUllIiR of the Choate, Auger Choate forward line completes a nice trio. They need you Jacky , keep it up. JEAN RUTHUEN. VVhoops! She's done it again! What? Oh just scored her 22nd basket. fNot exaggeration eitherj. Mary, oh Mary! Vi'e, as forwards, would like to see what the ball looks like. P.S.-That's NIARY XVILLMOT'S reputation as guard. She is a great guard. She's there! No. she's here! No, I see herg over there. My she's a fast guard! That's some reputation you have, PAT HLTNTER. Contidentially, people, Pat is a good guard. lVho is an inspiration to her team? Don't you liI'!OXV-IRIZNIZ FARAM. She seems to radiate the spirit which makes one want to play. HELEN CURTIS-Paging Helen. Oh, there you are. Helen, you are a nifty guard, always just where they want you. Is your face red? JEAN NIANSON is one of our future Stars at Basketball. She's good now, so draw your own conclusion about what she's going to -ani MARIAN BEST ' I BILL SUBLETT Pres. of Girls' Athletic Association Captain of Junior Rugby Page Si.i'1'y-Sctwiv be like. 4Tough about the ankle, jean- lJon't let us catch you doing that again. GRACE GAY is on the winning tifth form team. And is one of their stand-bys on the de- fence. XYhen Grace was asked how she did it she said, Ch, I'm just Gay and light- hearted -Get it? Marvellous floor work! Sensational shooting! and the best captain !-XVho? IQAY COLE- .MAN-and we mean it. lVfARG. A112125 is a steady and reliable guard. she does not let the opposing forwards get a chance at the ball. 'lihat's the spirit, Marg. RUTH GREEN, oh dear! XYe small forwards can't even see over her. But we'll give her credit she is a ripping good guard. BETTY XVICKIZNS brings her happy smile to a Basketball game and well she may because she is a keen player herself. PHYLLIS Cow1E. Small, but what a player! liverybody says Phyllis is a good team- mate. Fozrrflzv Form Iiaskcflvall IV-B seems to be in on everything in the way of sports. After gaining the volleyball championship they went right to work and carried off the honours in fourth form basket- ball with IV-A a close second. The games were well played however. They defeated Y-AB and V-CD to capture the Upper School Championship. Third Form BU5kL'l'l7lIH At the time of going to press the third form schedule is not yet finished. Form IH-B is leading the way in one group with IH-D ahead in the other group. IH-A and Ill-H are running the leading forms a close second in their respective groups making the race very interesting. 5 IDA TIPP Tennis Singles Champion Page Sirly-Eiglzt THE HOWLER, 1934 BADMINTON, TENNIS AND SCHOOL CRESTS TUMBLING AND APPARATUS TENNIS DoUBLEs CHAMPIONS BARBARA I-'ENN LOUISE rom: BADMIN TON HIS year badminton has created more interest among the girls than ever be- fore. As North Toronto has only two courts and limited time to play, the member- ship is restricted to fourth and fifth formers. NVhen there is room, girls from the lower forms are allowed to play. The membership this year is well over eighty. Many of these are new to the game. So far there has just been a ladder tournament in which eighteen couples were entered. The four couples which work up to the top play other schools. Vp to the present, North Toronto has had only one tournament with another school. That was with Eastern Commerce. It resulted in 199 points for N.T.C.I. as opposed to 89 points for Eastern Commerce. Much interest marked the beginning of girls' sports this year, which showed itself in the number of entries in the tennis tournament. lt was scheduled for much earlier in the fall than usual and was carried through in record time. There was a 'decided increase over last year in participants which promises well for the future. Ida Tipp proved supreme in the singles, winning them for the second year in succession. She defeated Isabel Cation, 7-5, 6-1, who also played a good game. In the doubles, Louise Ford and Barbara Penn were the winners, with Johnny Marshall and Ida Tipp the runners up. The score was 6-4, 4-6, G--1, which indicates the eveness of the game. NIARY CALDER has returned to N.T.C.I. after three years' absence and distinguished her- self at Tennis and Badminton.-Awfully glad to have you back, Mary. PHYLLIS Mlsws is really interested in Badmin- ton and works hard at her game which is steadily improving. Keep at it Phyllis. , ...a mf., ts. 'im .A TUMBLING TEAM l L ' ies. A B, Higginson J. Denison M. Camplin B. Cook B. Martin M. G C. Montgomery ray B. Fenn M. Nicol R. Ferguson A. Berry P. Cuthbert THE HOIVLER, 1934 BADMINTON EXECUTIVE Back Row, Left to Right-Jean Francis, Bessie McCullough. Frances McDonald, Lois Henderson. D Front Row. Left tn Right,-.lonnv Marshall, Ida Tipp, Margaret Taylor, Elinor Doane, Evelyn Mossop. YPVONNE SECORD. Smack! My word! Can Yvonne smash those Badminton birds to good advantage? Yvonne is also inter- ested in Volleyball, Basketball and Tap Dancing. Page Sixty-Nille JEAN THOMAS is a very promising Badminton player. She has some old veterans we know of really worried. Jean also plays Basket- ball with a right good will. RIARG. TXIEEK is new to the illustrious game of Badminton this year, but she is progress- ing by leaps and bounds. just try and keep her back. FLORENCE GATES is another one of our bright lights in Badminton. VVe're expecting a lot from you, Florence. XVINNIE DULTGAN was a runner-up in the Ten- nis tournament and can she make the sparks Hy around the Tennis courts. SCHOOL CRESTS At the commencement this year the follow- ing girls received school crests :-Ruth Young, Jacquelyne jolly, Dorothy Henderson, Marian Patton, Betty Lawson, Merle McBride and Margaret Saunders. These girls are to be con- gratulated as it is a great honour to win a school crest. The requirements are, as every- APPARATUS TEAM ...Q W 1 . , Y .eq E 'H '? S f a jr . .X ll . -- '3 , , . . A 5 K b .X , . - L. M. Weaver M. Johnston E. Inglis B. Jeiers J. Thomas J. Manson B. Cook F. Nichol M. Brown C. Foster Page .Skzwzty one should know, sixty per cent. on the Christ- mas and Faster examinations, and participa- tion in one major and two minor sports. The crest itself is given for athletic ability, execu- tive ability, sportsmanship and personality. The list is getting longer every year, and al- though it is only open to fourth and fifth formers, should continue to grow in length and distinction. TUMBLING The call for all those interested to come out and join the tumbling team came in November this year. It was eagerly answered. The team was composed mostly of first and second formers. A short display was given A++: THE HOWLER, 1934 at the annual first form party in November, and on January 11th, Parents' Night, another exhibition was put on. The team has had a very successful season. APPARATUS This is a feature which has not been stressed much in the last two or three years, but this year a team was made up of all the girls who wanted to go in for this form of exercise. The team fully justified its existence. It per- formed on two occasions, once at the first form party and again on Parents' Night. It is to be hoped that this part of girls' sport will be continued next year. x,-.-- u.u9.u.FlELD DAY, TRACK AND FIELD, AND SWIMMINGUUM Contrary to the well established custom at North Toronto, Girls' Field Day was post- poned last spring owing to the general con- fusion caused by the examinations and the termination of all activities. Several weeks prior to the meet, which was held early this fall, the jumping pits and track were used almost constantly by those who were the en- thusiastic participants of field day events. The Junior Championship was won by Fern East with 11 points out of a possible 15. She was closely followed by Lois Davidson and Betty Martin who tied for second place, each having 9 points. The Intermediate Championship won by Muriel Gray, gaining 9 points, was, like the Junior, very closely contested. Second place was again a tie. The honours were shared by Elinor Doane and Lorraine Brockway. Dor- othy lolly emerged Senior Champion with Ida Tipp in second place. The support of the spectators was greatly appreciated by all. Ribbons were presented by Mrs. Plumptre, Miss Hampson and Miss Standing to those placing first, second and third in events. Although a heavy shower drove the onlookers to shelter, it was possible to run off the few remaining events and bring the program to a successful conclusion. FERN EAsT certainly started her career at N.T.C.l. with a bang. She was junior Field Day Champion this year. Lots of time for winning yet, Fern. These JOLLYS seem to be a sporting family. Here is jacky's young sister DOROTHY Senior Field Day Champion. That's what you get for being jolly. LIFE SAVING M iowa, at '- ' X .f 3 :L ,' 4 A 4, 4, ., fy -.5 jg if . A . Q - Q' ' as i. ' N f - fl , ,, . 1 ' . f X ., I , T c 5 C' . ' 5 . - , .se . 'J .X if 5 ' 4 f , - I A rsgis . , Top Row-M. Andrews, M. Mason, R. Young, M. Somerville, C. Foster. Middle Row-J. W'hiteside, J. Manson, M. Moore, D. Brown, A. Rothwell. E. Inglis. Bottom Row-F. East, F. Elliott, J. Noseworthy, J. White, V. Noseworthy. SWIMMING- Although North Toronto is not fortunate enough to have a tank of its own, swimming is carried on through the use of the Northern Vocational tank. Beginners have the privilege of swimming on Tuesday afternoons, while the life saving class makes use of the tank on Thursday afternoons. Ten of the girls are try- ing for the bronze medal and two are trying the Intermediate test, while one is trying for the silver medal. We wish them every success. THE HOIVLER, 1934 MONABELLE SUTER has taken a keen interest in swimming this year and is at present work- ing for her bronze. Best of luck! NIARY TWCCORMICK is also a swimming enthu- siast and will try her bronze shortly. Tap dancing is also in her repetoire. ENA ERsK1NE is our mermaid extraordinary. How she can go through the water is be- yond us. Ena also plays a smooth game of Basketball. -fx me!-:bf-as TAP DANCING AND HIS year the special Tapping Class held after school one afternoon a week, was thrown open to all girls interested. In former years, only the middle and upper school were allowed to join. The result has been very satisfactory. The class has gained in numbers until now about 25 girls are en- joying the privilege of taking extra tapping. A short display was given on Parents' Night. VV'e hope it continues to gain in popularity. Ol.XYIN PEARSON is one of the best Tap dan- cers we have. You should see her feet go -it's too fast for us. , Mademoiselle, whose T a p LAUDERY TQISLLY, La petite THE LONG AND snom' or THE FIRST FORMS d 3 H C i U Q c h a r m e d the audience at the Big B ro adcastf' XVe're ta p- ping for you Audery. BABS jet-'Picks is another one of our prom- ising Tap dan- cers. B a b s also takes a keen interest in Basketball and Appara- Berta Higginson Anne Rothwell U15- FIRST FGRM PARTY Where, oh where, is sweet little Susie FH was the tragicf?j lament of 110 first and Page Sczfcfziy-One I2LIzAB12'r11 Ixuus is practicing faithfully for her silver medal and is also a loyal sup- porter of the Apparatus Team. HOPIZ GRAY is another of our swimming clan and she is improving every day. Hope has hopes falliterationj of a bronze medal soon. Hope you get it, Hope. SALLY BRADFIELD. You should see Sally dive! To say nothing of swim. She can do a double front Hip, fwe think that's what you call itl, to perfection. t.?. FIRST FORM PARTY vmmwm second formers which echoed out of the gym on the wild and stormy night of November 22nd, It was the occasion of the annual first form party given by the Girls' Athletic Coun- cil. The second formers were included this year as this is the first year in North Tor- onto for many of them. Relays and games were enjoyed by all, while exhibitions of tumb- ling and apparatus work were enthusiastically received. The short skit put on by the second form Volleyball captain was also heartily ap- plauded. Miss Tilston and Miss Fenwick took a well deserved rest from teaching and enjoyed the efforts of those trying to take their places. The evening closed with the singing of the school song and God Save The King. Apples appeared at the end of the evening and every- one voted the party a great success. Keith Toppin, Jack Houston, Mac MacTaggart Page Seventy-Two THE HOWLER, 1934 U .-. UDIHE..- H fTTT TT S N kaaaaasnss ssmsasaaaij tttt Blue vault incarnadine at dusk, Or lambent, lit with tongues of gold, When time and man were pulseless still Yet, even then, thou vvert old-old. Thou watched the aeons come and go, Nor gave a sign, nor shed a tear, Saw kingdoms rise, and kingdoms fall, And lands made desolate and drear. Prize Poem WINTER AND SUMMER When dreary winter comes again, And all the trees are bare, Perverse I think of summer, When a fragrance fills the air. When the sapphire lakes and rivers Sparkle 'neath the August sun, And the purple depths at twilight, Where the wood-nymphs hide and run. Bent on a burning summer morn, That swims in dust and sun, And a thousand insects lill the air, With dull incessant drone, I think of those crisp, frosty days 'Neath winter's hoary hood, Still over all, thy great cloak spreads, Enfolding earth within thine arm, Eternal Watcher of our span Can aught thee hurt or harm? And so, when time has passed away, We wonder, wilt thou still be there? And will we know thee better then And smiling, see thee still as fair? Nellie Coe 4-F. LCDNELINESS Dark Dawn- Your cold fingers tracing A future path for joyless pacing. Sunless day- Your blank surface etching A pattern for friendless hours stretching. Cold eve- Your hopeless thoughts providing A meagre raiment for naked souls hiding. Barbara Pritchard. MEADOW VIOLETS They opened in wonder at the huge golden sun And gazed in sweet delight, bits of sky each one, Soft, damp and shining blue, in fringing lash VVhen the glen, all white with drifted snow, they lie And flutter, peek and laugh-meadow violets -baby eyes. , Reynold Johnston. Gleams through the leafless wood. Betty Kirk 4-B. THE HOWLER, 1934 FRIENDSHIP There are many deep emotions that penetrate the soul That raise one's aspirations to such heights beyond control That no human calculation e're can estimate their worth. And most potent of these passions that circu- late the earth Is that complaissant quality of confidence in friends, That in its simple silence a link of kinship lends. There are many happy feelings resulting from success. Success in all true conflicts doth every victor bless. There's a joyous exaltation enters every human heart At victory, in a contest in which one played a part. The winner's gilded trophy for triumph in a race Is paltry when it's valued with the loser's friend's embrace. There are manifold temptations that test us day by day, And often we have fallen upon an evil way. There are many institutions that claim to guide one's life, There are countless gentle teachers to warn one of the strife, But when there comes real conflict and morals see defeat, A preacher may be helpful, but a good friend's hard to beat. There are many great perplexities and prob- lems to be faced That seem at first to stagger one, until he has been braced By some sound advice, accompanied by true encouragement, Page .S'e'uenty-Tlzree By council that is wise and just, without a sup- plement Of selfish deviation towards another's gains. VVhen all other counsel fails, a friend's advice remains. There are many, many sorrows that strike us down with grief, And from our many burdens we vainly seek relief. There comes to one some lonely night, a feeling of despair, The pain of mental agony, alone one could not bear. But when one pours his troubles forth into a dear friend's ear An understanding sympathy will banish every tear. There are many who will friendly be while things are running smooth. It's when, things all seem going wrong, that friends their mettle prove. For some but like our money, and others like our clothes, And some just like our name or rank, beware of friends like those. Friends of many kinds there be that come to you and me. It's often up to us you know, to say the kind they'll be. There are many, many changes wrought in a life by love. There's much to strengthen character in thoughts of friends above. There's a mighty power within us, of that there is no doubt. And every Christian friendship inspires it to come out, To blossom forth in beauty of character and face To make a world of peace on earth, good-will toward every race. John Newbold, 5-G. uw II, 'I III. Ir- I. II I. r- I' 1- IQI' ,I. V' III- ' r- If ,xv- III, rv Il- 'I III- I. r- P III, 'I.. Ir II' T II' I- III- If I. L lv L P41576 Two THE HOIVLER, I9 - ' I K7 A 'In II, H3533 ' FII. IIDHQIITCSI ST KE Yyqyigqglg STB AT ERSIKHNE Exclusive Dealer for the Famous fl QHONE MOHAWIK 1 5 5 el: j I, 6 Z 616760 Ili ,II- I C e I' E H In I C IIZLLL I ' ' +2 334 'gii i 1iiiilifiiiiiiiigigigg ifii5Ii,igfa,f 21173: ii G O I' D JUST TASTE ITS MELLOW, I: FULL BODIED AND bf A M E D FASCINATING FLAVOUR -IE YOU'LL DRINK IT AGAIN C O F F E E NATIONAL GIQQCEIQS COMPANY, LIMITED VVh0IeSaIe Distributors 31 BRANCHES IN ONTARIO FT 1v?fT?T?vTT -T-3 wr:TvTf?:v?v7fi7?TTTs'f?vRTR? Ii 3330 YONGE ST. :III IIE ggr' Zip' gag. CIHHUHUH . K DENTIST I A jg Ii 2449 YONGE STREET ,, I If fCorner Erskine Ave.J E 3 E X-RAY 'I Evenings by Appointment Mo. -1459 Residence, Mo. 3223 Page ,SiL Z't'1lfj F0ll1' AN EX-PUPIL LOOKS AT LONDON, ENGLAND Extracts from a Ictfcr from rlftzrgfarcz' C. D. zll'acKay who left Norflz T07'0IlfL7 in 1932 and has ,vinrc 116001116 a jvriwate secretary in LUIZCTUII, London is a fascinating place. Somehozi' it has a variety that is never stale. Iiach morn- ing I cross the Thames on a bus to my office, 'which is south of the river. The house where I have my digs is quite a piece north of it in a very nice district, and it is a half hour's drive down every morning. There the river lies in the early morning air, still and sleeping. The tide is half in, but a soft grey-blue veil lies over the dark water. It wraps the great bridges and spires and buildings in an enchant- ing mystery, so that they appear like the towers of a fairy city. It rests gently on the still sleep- ing fo 'ms of great barges and small tugs and the t. ll masts of the shipping anchorage along the shore. Then as you watch, it turns grad- ually to silver, and then to gold, as the gleam- ing fmgers of the sun snatch it from its resting place. You may see all this in a glance as you rush across the Battersea Bridge on the top of a large red bus, clinging to your lunch and your library book as the son of Nimshi takes the down-grade without braking, and non- chalantly slips the wheel of his huge chariot between a Shell-Mex oil tanker and a diminu- tive market cart, skids past three workmen on bikes, and draws smoothly up to the curb. And you descend, still grasping lunch and book, from your perch and your view of beauty, and slide expertly through the traffic to the drab grey street leading to a time clock and the daily round. But when that day is over, in part, and you have consumed a hasty lunch, you go and hook your elbows on the Fmbankment parapet, and watch the endless pageant of the river. The tide is full in and everything is busy. Tugs, dozens of tugs. Big tugs, little tugs, tugs of all sizes and shapes plying busily up and down with airs of the greatest importance and en- ergy. No one ever saw a lazy tug. A large tug passes going down river with three empty barges. A tiny little one with the entire rain- THE HOIVLER, 1934 bow in bands round her smoke stack is going up with six vast barges behind. On the off side is another of about the same size. So broad are their combined barges that it is tricky for them to pass under the smaller spans of the bridge abreast. Each tries to beat the other to it. The net result is a tie, and they scrape through together, fortunately without damage. The two barge masters shout at each other at the tops of their voices. Neither one has consumption, so the air is purple. Rainbow bands describes black and white funnel's an- cestors with a keen eye for detail, and an equal attention to the female line. Black and white responds with hair-raising biographies of rain- bow bands, progenitors and progeny unto the third and fourth generation and never once repeats himself. Finally rainbow follows a particularly blistering remark with See you at the Queens 'ead tonight, George ? Yus, you perishin' so-and-so and which-and-what, and if I beat you through Lambeth Bridge it's your turn too! And so they pass. A Dutch cargo boat, gleaming like a yacht in white and green paint,very neat and dignifiedg a battered, dirty coaster, badly in need of paint and repairs, her decks littered with rope and anchor chains, her squat funnels slanted to take the arch of the bridge, comes wallowing up river, very low in the water, but she'll ride high going down again. It is surprising that one never observes a clean coasting steamer. A Norwegein tramp is coming in to take on cargo at one of the great warehouses. Flour or something. Can't quite make out the name on the dock. Her anchor goes away with a great splash and there is much shouting and running to and fro on her decks. Several strings of coal barges are going up river, followed by a small French freighter. A smart sea-going cabin cruiser launch comes tearing down, the flag of the Thames yacht club showing. Somebody going for a trip. About fiveish, you pack up and start for home. If it is later, you see a new aspect of your beloved river. Night. The water is a band of black satin sewn with gold sequins and red. The water is silent, mysterious. Blacker shadows on the blackness, lie the ships tied up for the night. Slipping silently in and out of the bands of coloured light on the surface is a THE HOIVLIZR, 1934 long, slim, black shape. The launch of the river police. It has quite a turn of speed con- cealed in its long lines. This little-known body of men prowl up and down the river with a keen nose for smugglers of all sorts. Cocaine, lace, French wines, cigars and what not. Also they are the terror and despair of all criminals who use the river as an highway and a way, sa- VGICIQ lN THIC XVILDIZRNESS fAny teacher with Association ticketsi VVha'll buy my pretty tickets Fresh brought frae the press, 'Tis nae sa much l'm askin', Their wee sma' price I stress. VVha'll buy my bluish tickets, But half-a-buck to males: Think on the old school spirit, Dinna disregard my wails. XVha'll buy my pinkish tickets, At forty sous a femg 'Twill match yere Sunday bonnet And I tell ye 'tis a gem. Come round ye sheiks and gentlemen, Ye coquettes, brutes and flirts, And buy my tickets quick, before They take me out stark nerts. XYilliam Barringer, SD. Y. I G 441 IH A Y 111315 ,Slut'flllbx'-1 1i'Z't' hut not the way of holiness. Of course they're farther down in the Port of London proper, and the great Docks, but one sees them up the river quite often. Fascinating London, with its marvellous gal- leries and museums, its theatres, the finest in the world, its Court and its State functions, its endless pageantry, its never stale variety. t ,,,-, ODIC TO THIQ YICTUIQS The Seniors won- Nor once did dire defeat's degrading sting Find harbour in their ever-tighting hearts, But victory over teams from all the parts Of town, at last fulfilled the words we sing- To N,T.i ntany trophies we will bring. lkith seven wins in just as many starts XX'ith one tie game, inconsequential thing, XYith T'ettit's plunges, 9windon's nimble darts The Seniors won.- To any mountain-man would l'etrie cling. Old Merry fifty yards the hall would fling And fleet-foot Glover make the play look smart 3 So let the chimes of victory loud ringg To every ear the joyous news impart, The Seniors won. Xl'illiam H. Barringer 5-17 Page St'-z't'11fy-Si.1' THE HOIVLER1934 STUDENTS PARADISE I - Preface If H. G. NVells, in Men like Gods, can offer his idea of Utopia, I see no reason why I cannot offer mine. PART I.5Pa1'adisc Pound Hm., ten o'clock, I really must put a stop to these late hours, I yawned as I woke up for the first time Monday morning. x x x tNote x denotes an interval of one half hour. In this case the three x denotes an hour and a half. Cf course if you only take two X in the morning that is quite all right, even though they are poached. No doubt some people like them cuddled. There I go digress- ing from eggs to chickens. fSee it reader?I And as a quarter of the Marx Brothers told me, Please keep of digressfij XVell, after the hour and a half interval, I sat down to listen to the morning radio broad- cast. A voice from some other part of the house: It's a shame the way you keep the Board of Education limousine waiting. I'll be ready as soon as this program is over. It will only take another ten minutes, Realising that it was now almost twelve I hurriedly rushed out of the house into the aforementioned car. Sorry to keep you waiting, I said, more out of force of habit than sincerity. That's quite all right, sir. I understand that the moming assembly will be held at one-thirty, from now on, sir. That will be more convenient, I replied, without looking up from the morning paper that was placed for me in the car. That is what the principal thought, sir. After all, you know, he has the students' in- terests at heartf' Well sir, here we are at school again. May I carry your books to the door for you. I forgot that there isn't any homework any- more. Yes, it is very absent-minded of you, I said. Then continued, I'll have one of the teachers phone for you when I am ready to leave school. Very well, sir, good-morning. fImagine! at 172.35 p.m.I Hm,'y I mused, after the door-man with- drew the portculis, how will I while away the time till the 'morning' assembly at 1.30? XVell, hello Bill! fBill Barringer's approach takes my mind off the morning muse. This is a good thing since 'no muse is good muse. j I say, Bill, how will we pass the time from now 'till assembly. Follow me, replies Bill, as he heads for the elevators. Billiard Room, Barringer spoke up as we entered the cage. I get the cue, guv-nor, replies the elevator man. fSort of a Bill and cue affainj X X O.K. Bill, then tea it is at three-thirty, I said as we entered the auditorium, flmagine sipping tea. XVell I have to have some excuse to get into the revamped cafeteriaj Yes, dear reader the auditorium was not what it used to was tapology to Mr. Shawj Two together? we were questioned by a uniform. Yes, please, and towards the back. Very well, section C, lounge number 23. Out go the lights. Strains from ,Ierome Kearn's Roberta, are heard issuing from the orchestra pit and believe you me, it was a lucky thing that it was strained. The music stops, all eyes are now focused on the stage. Enter principal Iid. Golightly, of the North Toronto graduating class of '36, Remind me to dig that orchestra pit a little deeper, I can still hear maestro Hodginoff and his orchestra. The maestro jumps up. If it is pleezing to you so much, mine pal, I would like to apolo- gize from dat lest stateroom. THE HOIVLER, 1934 XVhy, I-Iodginoff, calm yourself. Principal Golightly stands up again to speak. Students of North Toronto Collegiate I understand that the Board of Fducaton in- tends to follow out its original entertainment policy of having the movie stars appear in person at the same schools where their pic- tures are being shown. By a great effort on my part I believe we will have the outstanding entertaimnent feature of the week. l have been able to obtain through a little pull, the services of Miss Ethel Barrymore, for next week. This, I may say is quite a victory for North Toronto, over vlarvis, who will have to be con- tent with Mae XYest. Another thing is-Say. where's the fire? questions the principal as the male student body heads for the various exits. In her eyes, sir, shouts Desmond P. Fitz- gerald. I know that- - er I mean-but boys, where are you going? To Jarvis, replies the male student body. lust a moment, I didn't know that you felt that way about her. I will arrange to have her come up and see you some- Go- lightly, realizing what he has just said, breaks off without nnishing the quotation. You see it was this way, boys, I thought that she Mae NVest' your time. The male student body sits down. VVell, I am glad that you are sitting down again. Ure could not stand that last one, replies the M.S.B. Yes, of course, er, oh this assembly is now dismissedf, mumbled a fast-sinking figure on the stage. In case you are interested in the time, it is now 2.15. Not only is this story entertaining, but it is educational. For what other article brings you the correct time. t And also the paper that it is written on, matches my little blue hat. Don't you think so, George ? - Yes, I think so Gracie, and I think that it would have been a good idea, if the matches got in touch with the story, before the publishers did.j While George Burns is saying those cute things, I will chronologically list the events from 2.15 to 3.30. 2.15-I entered the Chemistry room and Page Sci'wily-.S'cz'f'1z saw a Mickey- Mouse cartoon and the first reel of a picture on the Metallurgy of Silver. 2.-I5-I entered the French class, and heard Maurice Chevalier sing three new French songs through the medium of the talkies . 2.5551 started a systematic tour of the vari- ous class rooms and picked up dictaphone records, left for students who missed the les- sons of the previous day. 3.05-I wandered in the Ancient History room and began rummaging through copies of Ijatin papers. Finally, I am rewarded by see- ing my name on one of the papers dated 193-. I then wonderd if I could graduate, and if so, when. 3.15-I entered the bridge room and sat down at one of the tables with Don Lowry and Bob Mitchell. tYes, some of the old guard are still left in the schooll Not being able to find a fourth student, we decided to invite a Matlieinatics teacher, who was kibitizing at one of the other tables, to join us. Glad to, gentlemen. Nkhat are the stakes? You know it adds interest to the game. How does a fiftieth suit you, sir? asked Don. NVell, I believe that if we play .-173c for every G7 7-10 points, it would give you some added arith- metic training. Sort of killing two birds with one stone. Part II.-Paradise Los! At 3.30 the radio was turned on and the Principals voice was heard to say, Students of North Toronto Collegiate: I have hitherto given you the utmost liberty in every phase of our school life. Most of you appreciated this and disported yourselves very satisfactorily. Unfortunately, there were the odd ones who took advantage of this freedom. A few moments ago it was my displeasure to notice some of the students playing a game commonly known as 'African Golf'. I was then forced to take away their pair of dice. And this, dear reader, is how the students lost their Paradise. ai: if is :if Why do you look in the mirror so much ? asked the married man of the pretty new maid. XVell, the mistress told me to watch myself when you were around. 1 .S'v'z'c11ly-Eiglzl TH E H O U L E R 1 93 4 THE HOWLER STAFF WAY BACK WHEN ' ' mmosw Maw: me TMURIEL IHULLOY sag A , .Sky ,B+-xv, wg. -Af Ei? E , E: NV.. .,.. V if VONHLVH RFK ERTHEKIN if its A ., ' . -Y-'gr-M 0' mm sow har em THE HOlVLER,1934 Page St'1'u11ty'-.X'111e l EXCHAN T' ' -i i Like everything else, the Exchange page is very apt to become monotonous with its constructive and destructive criticism: consequently, in an attempt to escape from the beaten path, we are giving you excerpts from the magazines that have been received in this department. llluizaiz .'l1lt1I3'f.'t't1 Symbol-lY.0. A member of the human family. Occurence: Found wherever man exists. Physical properties: All colours and sizes. Always appears in disguised condition. Sur- face of face seldom unprotected by coating of paint or film of powder. Boils at nothing. May freeze at any moment. However, melts when properly treated. Very bitter if not used correctly. Chemical properties: lfxtremely active. Possesses great atiinity for gold, silver, plati- num and precious stones of all kinds. Violent reaction when left alone by men. Ability to absorb all sorts of expensive food. Turns green when placed next to a better appearing sample. Fresh variety has great magnetic attraction. Note.-CHighly explosive and lilcely to be dangerous in inexperienced hands.l Vox Lycei, Central Collegiate Institute, llainilton, Ont, af wt: lk an E1'0IIIflItlfltllI.v There is something definitely wrong with examinations. The defect is that they are too boring. They are not interesting enough. No- body's faltering spirits have ever been rallied by thc chilling words, XVrite a detailed ac- count. Nor has the awful phrase, ln about three pages, describe-, ever helped an aspir- ing scholar to pass. A good motto for those who set examina- tion papers would be, UA laugh every line. To this end, the numbering could be done in some original fashion. There could be con- tests in numbering questions, and the teacher who numbered the examination paper so that the student could not tell how the questions followed one another would get some little prizeva counting board for instance. A paper composed entirely of misprints, instead of only one quarter as they are now, would be a novelty lviirsiesillg many great adx antages. For instance each question would have three or four possible answers. Then there is the idea of aslzing questions without giving any marlcs for them. This nould certainly lfeep the pupil alert. lf he couldn't answer the question he would not lose anytliing, and if he could an- swer it the examiner would probably find out something he did not linow before. illotfrl I.I'ft'I't!I'IlI't' Ptifm' Question. the lfirstf Name any book you happen to have read. tlf the pupil is not in the habit of reading books he need not answer this question. There are no marks for it anyway. lt was just asked out of curiosity.l The Second Questions Quote from meznory the following gems: tal The Farmer in the l7ella20 verses. tbl ,lulius Caesar, .Xct 1, Scene Il, line 2007 to line '2lllU inclusive. Somebody has l'Jl'tJll'flll it to the author's attention that there are no such lines. That is all right. Nobody said there were. Pupils will do either questions one and two or fail. Lux 1Slebanaffmlttawa. :k ak lk fi: Also aclznowledging: The Twigwbniversity of Toronto Schools. The McMaster lNlonthlyfMcMaster lfniversity. 1. iarneau licho-lidinonttin, Alberta. Acta Ridleanafliidley College. Tech Tatler-Danforth Tech. lilevator-Belleville Collegiate. The Mitre-L'niversity of Bishops College. The Review-London Central Collegiate. The Argosy--Saclcville, N.B. Blue 8: Gold-Mount Herman School, North Point P.O., Darjeeling, India. The Kings School--Parramatta, Australia. Puffs Eifffzly 2 9 9 Mtg N THE HOlI'LER,1934 :lasts gg ascan Ozwr the Srlzool Hooks Xl'e imagine that there will be a general rush toward the lliology Lab. now that the news is out that Mr. Ilrennand has introduced a mid-morning meal called Ilrunch. The menu varies. Sometimes, dainty earthworms, pickled in their own juice, are served. Other- times, relishes of seaweed or liverwort, fresh water clams, or oysters on the half shell Cminus the oysterl comprise the repast. Among other things we heard that Marg Henders and Fran Cuthbertson are going to drop that swagger: that Desmond Fitzgerald hopes to make next yea1 s rugby team: that Iilmer Doan and Art Dunbar are going to stop the rotten punning. Could it be so? lVe wonder how long it will be before the teachers realize that the originality is just about gone off of You're the worst form I've ever had. Hand-knitted sweaters are very swish! For information apply to Florence l'ugsley or Mary Ritchie. Une young lady was repri- manded for knitting during a spare. XVouldn't it be fun if everyone did it? Can't you picture Mr. Ayers working on a pale pink afghan while talking about mayzures and inertia or while distributing S.3fl's ? xc :sf 4: x lVe wonder what this means. NVhen the Howler staff picture was being taken Mr. Reynolds stepped in and immediately the film stuck! at sk ss: x Mr. Keeling: Baldwin, where is Hodgins Ben Baldwin: Oh, he's in the Aud. playing a duet: I finished my part first. Bk Pk Pls PK Q Shiny noses are all right in New York: in fact, they're the thing there, but we haven't noticed any around here, except in the gym, and there-goodness sakes! XVe wonder if Mr. Page still intends to have the boys' half of the room fitted up with mirrors and shaving equip- ment if the girls insist on powdering their noses in his period. That would be great, Mr. Page: then we could use the mirrors, too. Have you heard North Toronto's Cheer Song as it appeared after the newspapers' com- ments about high school rugby being too tough for the lads? X'Vell, here it is: N.T.C.I. we will fight for you: Any cause will do, Other teams we'll boo: VVe'll go in to cut and bruise and 1Tl3lI'l1, All their blood we'll drain, Raw! raw! raw! raw! Blood and gore we'll always gladly share, May our cross-bones e'er fly. Victory comes while we swing Knuckle-clusters on chins to ring. So jeer! jeer! jeer! jeer! jeer! lVe will fight again for N.T.C.I.! How's that? :of wk wk x Here's a new yell for you, folks:- Rickety-Ry! Rickety-Ry! We come from the north And our record is high. You think you can beat us? See if you can! lVe're back of our school To a single man! Yea, North Toronto! wk wk :if 4: uery: Is it true, Miss Greenshields, that Patient: Ch Doctor, I am so wretched, I you are going to be married soon ? feel I want to kill myself. Answer: Well, no, it isn't, but I'm very Doctor: Leave it to me. grateful for the rumour. TH E H O H' L E R, Z9 3 4 111110 lfigllly-Om' HARD EARNED WAGES S S S S QIZNGLISH XVEEKLYD An artist, who was employed to renovate and retouch the great oil paintings in an old church in Belgium, rendered a bill of 5367.30 for his services. The church wardens, however, re- quired an itemized bill, and the following was duly presented, audited and paid: For correcting the Ten Commandments.tF5.1'2 For renewing Heaven and adjusting the stars ........,.........,..,....... 7.14 For touching up Purgatory and restoring lost souls .......,................. 33.06 For brightening up the ilames of Hell, putting new tail on the llevil, and doing odd jobs for the damned ........... 7.17 For putting new stone in l5avid's sling, and enlarging the head of Goliath . . . , 0.13 For mending' the shirt of the Prodigal 3.39 Son, and cleaning his ear ........... For embellishing Pontius Pilate and put- ting new tail and comb on St. l'eter's TOOSYCI' O -30 ................... NA, lfor re-pluming and re-gilding the left Y w wing of the Guardian Angel ........ 0.16 6 For washing the servant of the High Priest and putting carinine on his cheek ............................ 5,02 For taking the spots oil the son of Tobias 10.330 For putting earrings on Sarah's ears .... 5.26 For decorating Noahs Ark and putting new head on Shem , ............... -L31 367.30 Herr Iilinck tgazing with disgust at the group of chattering girls in the cornerl: 1 guess this is as good a time as any to spread you girls around. Enid -lacklin: You aren't going to spread me around. sr :ic sk wk Tommy came from the room where his father was hammering nails, weeping bitterly. VVhat's the matter? asked his mother. Boo-hoo! Father hit his thumb with the hammer. lVell, you shouldn't cry, you should laugh. Boo-hoo-I-I did! as x :if as Boring young man: You know, I'm funny that way-I always throw myself into any job I undertake' Pretty girl, sweetly: How splendid. VVhy don't you dig a well? an x as as lst Medical Student: lVhat's worrying you P 2nd Medical Student: You know I am desperately in love with Miss Beautief' Yes, and I have noticed lately that she has a sad, dreamy, soulful expression. That's it. I don't know whether it's love or her liver. iaifiei-iy had teeth Young you were Sister: like pearl Brother : gradually as .. .Xnd what did you say? Hostess: XYon't you have another piece of pudding, Tommy? So Mr. Goldhatch said I 'Oh, nothing, except that getting used to them. els Pls vls Tommy: No thanks. Hostess: You seem to be suffering from loss of appetite. Tommy: It isn't loss of appetite. XVhat I'm sulitiering from is politeness. Pls vis :ls Pls Mr. Page: Now class, turn to page GO. Voice at back: If you can't find 60, read page 30 twice. Mr. Page: That's enough wisecracking.-- Don't make notes 3 just keep everything in your head as you go along and you'll have every- thing in a nutshell l COh, Mr. Pagelj Pls as as Ik lVillie: Mother, my Sunday School teacher never takes a bath. Mother: NVhy lVillie, who told you that ? lVillie: She did. She said she never did anything in private that she would not do in public. Page Eighty-Two THE H O IV L E R, 1 9 3 4 D n CAUSTIC COMMENT a a By Walter flfeyholej Squint-chell The advent of lawful liquor in the States has certainly boosted the spirits of the American people. The medical profession seems to rival the political nowadays in the matter of grafting, but we understand it's only a skin game. Scientists say that for a man to smoke nickel cigars is a slow death. lVe say- Give him enough rope and he'll hang himself. We understand that the depression has put a good many golf links on the cuff. Seeing that high school students have taken to carrying fire-arms, we suspect that a few of our teachers will no longer be verbally knocked, but bumped completely off. Mr. Page, who is so adept at instructing the Juniors in the art of handling the ball, had better look to his laurels. XVe understand he has acquired a ball and chain himself. VVe wonder if the judges were influenced when they awarded the banner to North To- ronto for Clean-up, Paint-up and Beautify VVeek. Maybe Col. Xifood arranged it so that they could see the girls at their lockers just before the bell. XVe think that Mr. Ayres would make an excellent department store Santa Claus. There has been a lot of controversy as to the roughness of football, but nevertheless we sympathize with the players when it is learned that they have to supply their own brass- knuckles and black-jacks. Mr. Hitler seems to be gathering increasing numbers of storm troops. It is intimated, however, that he is interested in more than just the weather. Ik Ik Bob told me I was the eighth wonder of the wurldf' VVhat did you say ? I told him not to let me catch him with any of the other seven. :af x :k ac Newcomer: Have you an opening for a bright North Toronto student ? Employer: Yes, and don't slam it as you go out. Pk -if x as Teacher: A fool can ask more questions than a. wise man can answer. Pupil: No wonder I failed in Latin. Though Mr. Bennett hands out honours to people against public opinion, he hopes that he will soon be entitled totol. It is said that the public school's track meet held here in the Fall was intended to stimulate the enthusiasm of the kids. XVell, they're on the right track anyhow. The Camera Club is our school's fastest de- veloping organization. Anyway Mr. Roosevelt's organization of C. C. Camps to transplant young trees might seem to be getting at the root of things. It is rumoured that many a prominent Frenchman lost his shirt in the Bayonne pawn- shop scandal. That's nothing-people get rid of them every day in Canadian pawnshops. A much discussed Miss XVest has not only changed the current styles for women, but also the sayings of great men of history. Now it's Go VVest, young woman, go NVest. Cuba is rapidly gaining the title of the most democratic country in the world. It seems that every citizen, good or bad, gets a chance to be President. The reason United States has recognized Russia is because the Soviet commissars are no longer disguised with the usual face spinach. French furniture is not of the best quality. How do we know? Because the government is always changing its cabinets. Ii Natural History teacher: What is a prim- aeval forest ? Student: A place where man's hand has never set foot. Pk lk JK lk Teacher: Why were you not at school yes- terday afternoon F Pupil: Please, sir, I was just crossing the street when I saw a steam roller. ' Teacher: Well? Pupil: A man said to me: 'Mind the roller.' So I stayed and minded it all afternoon. THE HOIVLER, 1934 VICTORY TOAST N.T.C.l. has won at last, And Malvern was the victimg We gave their senior team a point And then went out and licked 'em. Let's give the boys a rousing cheer, They played the game and won itg For ten long years they gave a light, And now at last they've done it. Then let us rise once more and drink To those for whom we cheer, And then we'll offer up a prayer For two good teams next year. -Arn. Rothschild, 3L. THE RETURN OF THE FIFTH FORMER Qkfery humble apologies to XVordsworthj Five years have passedg live winters with a length Five times a summer's! and again I hear The teachers asking for our absence notes NVith loud outlandish holler.WOnce again Do I behold these thick and silly books That on a placid and contented mind impress Thoughts of suicidal nature, and connect The schoolroom with the quiet of-the jail. The day is come when I again repose Here outside this ofhce door and view The coming third degree, befuddling queries Which at this season when our unripe brains Have no answers fashioned, bids fair to turn Us into corpses. Once again I see, VVith no uncertain notice, mighty droves Of vagrant skippers from the dreary rooms Before this Hermit's cave, where, by his book The Hermit UD spreads eight-thirties far and wide. -VV. Barringer, 5D. if Pk Ulf Ik Pupil treading poetryj : Come, fill up my cup, come fill up my can. Teacher: Come on, put some spirit in it. is if fr wk Father, said Jimmy, there's a big black cat in the dining room. Never mind, Jimmy, black cats are lucky. This one is. He's got your dinner. Page Eiglzty-Tlzrce 1 DARE NOT By Margaret Viola Forsyth I would not dare to write about Frail butterflies and bees, Nor yet of sparkling waterfalls, Or rippling silver seas, Of Howers in their dainty frills A-peeping in the grass. And shimmering trees whisked by the breeze I dare not write, alas! Pale golden fields of waving grain Bask in the sun, I know itg But of these things I dare not write For I am not a poet. Pk ik Dk Pk Q ' ' Q' eil ll FIG Pk PK Pk Son: Dad, what is a boss ? Dad: A boss, my son, is a man who comes to the ofiice too early when I'm late and too late when I'm early. :sf if wk :sf Copy of a telegram Mr. Jones sent to Dr. Smith: Mother-in-law at death's door. Come and pull her through. IHE HUIVLER, 1954 Pc1gyfT11r TFIHIE SCIHIQQIL GIF QIHIAMPIICDINISS The World Championship School Trophy won in open competition two years consecutively hy Weller College. ul' if ir John D. Rockefeller says - - Nl believe that every young man and woman who wants to succeed in Business should do as l did : : talce a course at a commercial college. Worlds Richest Man ir ir ir WEI.l.ER SECRETARIAI. COLLEGE PHONE! LOMBARD 0288 986'8 BLOOR ST, WEST ' TORONTO, UNT. sssssi gaagaaaai isgssisgigsaaeassiialgg Pam Ezqlzfx Four THE H O If L ER 1 9 w 4 WHO S WHO? I 'lv m 9 1? -Q, X. . 5 I Q' R-w , . x,.,. x '- x- . M .-Y .a iw. 'P' ' THE HOIVLER1934 fldjft' Ififflzly-Five El ,0 W 6 F ' l,g. ,, C NQIEI Ilfvith Due Apologies To Doctor Iameison and the Deceased Genius Signor Iameison many a time and oft In the lab. have you awakened me From my vivid dreams of the night before. Still have I borne it with a soulful sigh, For misery is my lot in all my classes: You call me misbehaver, half-wit, fool, And crow about my mental wanderings, And for sleeping when I have great need of it. lVell then, it now appears I need your help: Forget what's past, I go to you and plead, lamief I would have marks, so say I, I that did shun your sage forecasts And treat you as you were a head prefect Or some such fine example CU Alas I see you will not heed me. Ho hum, Boy am I tired! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. if is ff si: News flash! Doctor Xllhitelaw and Profes- sor Gaynor are now winging their way over mid-Atlantic. lVe'll try and pick them up by wireless-Crackle, crack! splutter! !!?5':! Prof. Gaynor: lVell doc., we're half way over. How's the gasoline supply? Doc. Whitelaw: The gauge says 'half'. I don't know whether that means half full or half empty. Sputter, crack! bing! BOOM!! :ic wk ar wk There was a young fellow named Marshall, lVho was to punning quite partialg He once said to Mitchell, just a sec, I'll go mit you, Now they're wrapping him in a black parcel. x :aw ag vs johnson Cdiscussing U. S. A. conditionsj : You know, Powell, there are a lot of good people in the bier. Powell: Yes, and there is a lot of good beer in the people. INTFRYIFXVS FOR I AYOI.'RI'l'I2 EXPRFSFIONS By Creg Glark and Iiimmy blrise lYe must get something for the Howler, I said. Of course, replied my side-kick Qwho is more often a severe painl, How about some jokes ? I slayed the fool with a glance. jokes, I said, in withering tones, are not lit for the Irlowlerf' Not your jokes, was the retort. I maintained a dignified silence. At that moment a car back-hred and some- one standing near us, who was evidently startled, exclaimed Holy Skunkslu I wonder if that is his favourite expres- sion ? my companion queried idly, and then with a yell of joy, pounced upon me. 'I'hat's it, let's collect favourite expres- sions! lVell, you old son-of-a-gun, I stuttered, for once you've got it. .Xbsolutely got it. Let's start. And so next morning we waited to find out what Melluish and Ford said, but being shy, retiring individuals, we decided to follow them on tiptoe down the hall. M.: Hold that tiger. F.: L'mph! M.: Hold that tiger. F.: LIrnph. Alright, we'll have to let it passg we can't bear it any longer. Somewhat discouraged but determined to persevere in our best manner, we enquired: Miss Greenshields, we were- . . +cosA+sinA-l-cosB+sinB. We're wondering if we- . . . tan A - tan B, oh deah, it's all wrong! Don't bother me! sz: wk -if -if VVearily I closed my eyes . . . zzzz . . Page Eig11.1'y-Six I was walking along a flower-strewn lane. A balmy breeze softly stirred the leaves of the trees. At my feet, little cherubs were playing. This must be Heaven, I sighed blissfully. Suddenly I started. Could it-no, no, impos- sible, yes it was-Kirby, one of the group of angelic cherubim, wearing a big pink sash and carrying a tiny horn. Then this can't be Heaven, I gasped, if Kirby is here! I was about to question him, when I saw approaching a seemingly familiar figure garbed in white, brow bound with roses, and carrying a harp. As the person drew closer, I saw it was-Desmond Fitzgerald. Desmond, I moaned, what are you do- ing here? I thought this was Heaven. He smiled brightly. Yes, you are quite right, this is Heaven, adding rather modestly, I am at present giving the little angels in- struction in deportmentf' But Heaven, I cried wildly, are you sure it's Heaven? Oh quite, he replied, executing at the same time a slow hop and curve, although you might not guess it from some people here. Miss Greenshields you know and-why here she is now, he added. And bless my angelic soul if she wasn't arrayed in robes as radiant as the stars, and leaning on St. Peter's arm. 'fOh, you old flirt, I heard her say affection- ately, why I heard you say the same thing to Maxine only yesterday. Maxine, I ques- tioned, not Maxine XVilson surely? The old Maestro, herself, I heard a sweet voice cooing in my ear. I could stand no more. I slipped to the ground, felt it open and found myself falling through clouds. Dimly I saw other figures rush up - two small giggling angels who looked like Helen Curtis and Marg. Speers. Then St. Paul, with a miniature Mc- Goey carrying his train hurried along with the four apostles, Matthew, Mark, Luke and john in attendance to a superbly angelic Jo Klein. The picture faded. I was sitting in room 27 once more, while Mr. Brennand instructed a very earthly 5B about the earthworm. af sf :if :if There's nothing new under the' sun-and there's a lot of old stuff pulled off under the moon. THE HOWLER, 1934 Marion Mix's Question Box Editor's Note :-Miss Mix will answer your questions about love, etiquette, business and other matters. Dear Miss Mix: I take my pen in hand, to write you a few lines about a matter which has been distress- ing me since that popular song, You gotta be a Football Hero to get along with a Beautiful Girl came out. Now my problem is this: do I really have to play rugby when my girl is not beautiful? Yours hopefully, Fesmond Ditz-Gerald. My Dear Fesmond: By geometric reasoning I can prove to you that it is not at all necessary to play rugby since your girl is not beautiful. Cross out the Hbeautifuly' and rugby and you have left a player , Therfore you must take up music or the violin. Yours truly, Marion Mix. lk as 4: 4: SCANDAL QF 5B CSupplied at reduced ratesj By Detectives Tish and Tush QSuccessors to Black and Bluej Om' Illotto-If it swims, we have it. af ak if 4: lVe would like to know- lvhy Mg Soi are just passing things in life? lVhy Paul McGoey is so interested in a cer- tain Ith form blonde, better known as Dilly ? Vlfhether M rs. C. B. uses banana oil or snake grease in her frying pan when preparing C. Bfs coddling-buttermoth worts? NV'hether it is true or not that Marg. F. was engaged? :sf :sf :sf 4: We have found out- That Len Hodgman, whose sister, Miss Hodgman, whose father and mother, Mr. and Mrs. Hodgman, whose son Len Hodgman, is the brother of the daughter of the mother and father of Len Hodgman. That Jo Klein can Havaline, Recline and Decline. .That Marg F.'s real name is Marguerita Hildegarbrand fag same as in watermelonj Forsythe. THE HOWLER, 1934 5C Dranzatis Personae Our teacher is named Mr. Bale, Who is, as we see, very hale. Although not so young, His comments have stung 'Till we have become very pale. XVe have a young student Bill Ball, XVhose virtues will you enthrall, So stop, look, and listen Before you start hissin' This wonderful man, oh so tall! Ik lk It if Colzwrsalioiz Ovcrlzeard in 5C How arc thou? Oh,'I am radian to-day. I feel nice and cos. A myself. That's nice. You know Alphaceda Yes, u u u 14 NVell, secant be so dumb as we thought B cos. she had tan gents at her house one night but it was her birthday. Gosh, but of cosecantf' Pie R you standing there looking so sec ? Y, I don't know, I'm only standing on my own phetaf' Huh, can you beeta that P What F There's Victor giving us the high sine al- ready. Let's go. lk Ik lk lk Steve-to haughty hussy: Just because you've got a shape like a stove you don't need to think you're so hot. lk lk lk Ik 5D Aviator Cto Nicholsonj: Have you been up yet P Nicholson: No sah! I stays on terra firma, and the more firrna, the less terra. t 1: It Ik Dentist: I didn't lznow you had had this tooth filled before. I see there's some gold on my drill. McCullough: I haven't. I think you must have struck my back collar-stud. Page Eighty-Seven Mr. Baker: VVhy don't you answer me P Ashworth: I shook my head. Mr. Baker: 'lWell, do you expect me to hear it rattle away up here ? an an wk 4: Mr. Baker: What is a polygon ? Gaynor: A dead parrot. il :of :r fr I dreamt that I died And to Heaven did go. NVhere do you come from ? They wanted to know. North Toronto, I answered- My how they did stare! St. Peter said W'elco1ne, You're the first one from there! sr wr af nr Ruth: I want to see that show but I haven't the money. Adeline: That's easy. 'Iust go in backwards and pretend you're coming out. 4: ar x x Mr. Page: For goodness sake, stop talking. Marg. ftranslatingj: Keep holy silence. 4: 4: 4: -of 5E We predict that in twenty years Dave Wal- don will be a trafhc cop at the corner of King and Yonge Streetsg Ralph Hindson will finally have found a pair of pants to match his coat or vice versag we will be able to listen to Miss Massey carry on a conversation with the teach- er without grinding our teeth - niuchg Earl Russel will still be looking around for an Alge- bra problem that he cannot solve, Charlie Channel will finally be able to twirl his mis- placed eyebrowg Jim VVood will have his grand smile stretched completely around his headg jim Hazelwood will be getting up early enough so that he can eat his breakfast in at least two minutesg and Mr. Reynolds will still be the best Algebra teacher north and south of the Equator. :of wk x ik 5F Jack H. Qcriticizing Mr. Shaw's diagramj: Sir, your figure is all out of proportion. Mr. Shaw: Are you insinuating? Why the other day my doctor told me I was in perfect shape. Page Eighty-Eight Briefs of N.T.C.1.-1950 5F Pat Coyel, attending N.T.C.I., failed in only five subjects. Among the new teachers to be received at this school was one Jack Hodgins, renowned Geometry professor. Audrey Lindbergh, the ever present, lec- tured this afternoon on Helpful Hints to Hedication I-Iopefulsf' The minute that seems a year-waiting for that bell to go. wr af at wk 5G Scene-Room 34. Time-9 a.n1. any morning. Characters-Pupils of SG, who may be viewed any time between 9.10 and 9.50 Qoh yes! + Mr. Murdoch.l As the curtain rises we see Mr. Murdoch seated at his desk, glaring at a piece of paper. There are a few Qvery fewj other occupants of the room. Mr. Murdoch flooking upj : Miss lacklin, did you bring me your excuse for Vtfednesday morning? No answer. H Mr. M.: I said, Enid! Did you . . . Enid Cwalzing up with a start at hearing her name, grabs her Caesar and begins to trans- latej: And Cassivellaunus halted his troops and encamped in this place far into the night. Mr. M. Qabsent-mindedlyl : XVell, why not tell Cassie and his friends to leave earlier the night before, so you can get to school in time after this? He continues to contemplate the paper. Time passes and suddenly there is a sound of sliding in the hall. Catching the door for support, Jean Carr hurls herself into the room, trying to look very dignified. Mr. M.: Now let's see, there are a lot of absentees here this momingf' QAt this point Ruth Byres, Newbold and Pollard exit.D The door opens, and Frances Cuthbertson tlounces in, picks up her books and proceeds toward exit. Mr. M.: My petite demoiselle, are you leaving us F Frances Qwith disgustj : Oh, I'm changing my time-table. Ta-ta. THE HOIVLER1934 XVork finally begins and after a great struggle ten girls are persuaded to put as many sentences on the board Qsounds of a skirmish followl. Mr. M.: Ladies and others: I heard you the first time. Oh, take your seats, I'd rather do them myself. fHC,COH1111CHCCS to tear his hair at the second sentence: by the last he is foaming at the mouth.j Mr. M. Cputting away his comp. bookj: Take your Caesars. Protesting Voices: l'But sir, you said to bring the poetry book. CWith a sigh takes up book-telephone rings.j Gord Sutherland fansweringl : Ingram? And what is the second name? Qweaklyj Uh! lSutherland walks out.j Mr. M. fspying Ingramlz VVhy, I marked you absent. You weren't here when the bell went. Ingram tdisgustedlyl: I know, sir. I've told you one hundred times, I'm not registered in 5G. Mr. M.: Ah yes, 5E isn't it F Ingram: No sir, changed again: 5F now the goes outj. Mr. M.: Muriel, translate. Muriel: I don't think I- Mr. M.: Norah, go ahead. QOur three Norahsj chorus: I can't sir. Mr. M.: VVell, proceed Frances. The remainder of the period is spent by Mr. M. listening to Frances L., while we catch up on some badly needed sleep. As the bell goes to end the first period fwith all due apol- ogies to Foster Hewittj we amble on, to con- tinue our rest elsewhere, while Mr. M. mourns our fate and then forgets about us. if Ik if lk Mr. Keeling: In the government, the radi- cals are on the right wing, the conservatives on the left-you can have your choice of wmgsf, Dunbar: I'll take a drumstick! if :lc wk 4: 0 why do you wear your clothes so tight, lfVith the weather so sticky and warm? Fran. looked in the mirror and then replied: Ch, simply a matter of form! THE HOIVLER, 1934 Time-Late Fall. Mr. Teeter fafter having asked a questionj : What are you doing ? Student fturning the pages of his note-book furiouslyj. Mr. Teeter: This is no time to be raking up the leaves! wr ac in 4: Mr. Page: Do you remember last year in Virgil when the goddess impaled Cyclops on a sharp crag? Student: But that's beside the point. :of :nr ix nk 4A EVENTUALLY fVVith apologies to Longfellowj A soft wind murmurs through the towering forest trees And mars the oily surface of the ebbing seas. Above the green-clad hills the morning sun holds sway, While in the vale below, sleeps the tiny village of Grand Pre, Still stands the forest primeval and the deep- voiced neighbouring ocean Whispers contentment, Many years have come and gone, The village stands in the summer sun, But the lusty crowing of the cock Is silenced by a well-aimed rock, Beside the road, a gaudy board Announces the latest type of Ford: At the historic site of the village well, Arises a strange, a pungent smell: And where stretched the olden forest bogs, There stands a sign, 5c. Hot Dogs. The shop where ancient ploughs were made, Now sells candy and lemonade. Carving letters on the moss-grown bucket, Stands a tourist from Pawtucket. Reclining on the sparkling sand Lie tourists listening to the band. Among the children round about Resounds a fierce and nasal shout: Peanuts, pop-corn, chewingsgumf' And all about the trampled grass Lies rubbish in a jumbled mass. At last we see the name Evangeline, We read 16c. the world's best gasoline. We stroll the line as lovers did of yore, Page Eighty-Nina But we are halted by a sudden shout of fore In the square where soldiers formed in ranks An orchestra supplies the tune of Thanks And in the fields the song of a bird Is drowned by shouts of Come on, steal third! And as we walk, we realize There still remains one natural prize, There still stands the forest primeval, And the deep-voiced neighbouring ocean NVhispers Baloney. if wk if fi Cooper: That suit is three sizes too large for you. XVilson: Yes, I know, I bought it in my home town-I'm a bigger man there. x 4: x vf .ai Adinirer. you get it? Husband: Uh, I bought it at I2aton's. Admirer: suits ? That's a nice suit. lVhere did n Does your wife pick out your Husband: No, she only piclcs the pockets. x x xc -r Friend: lVasn't that an amusing quarrel you had with your wife last night ? Husband: Yea! NVhen she threw the axe at me, I thought I'd split. in 4: is is Bert S.: Say, what do you do with your spare time ? Murray H.: I'1n a diamond-cutter.', Bert: A diamond-cutter? Murray: Yes, I cut the grass at the ball park. 4: ar x if Cooper: I don't know what to do for the week-end. Phil McS.: Have you ever tried using hair tonic F Pk :if af au Do you wake up with a grouch every morning ? No, I divorced her. It ar 4: af Doris C.: Did you know a new meat mar- ket has been opened by Hogg and Pigg ? Eilleen C.: My goodness! I never sausage a combination before. ai- an :if at The only difference between NVilson and Gracie Allen is that Gracie is only fooling. Page Ninety Herr Klinck Cjust after Mr. Hornblast and Doris Collins have finished translating a rather touching scene in Unter Vier Augenj: That's line! That's the way I like to see it done-no hesitation whatsoever! :if wr ar :if Herr Klincl: tto tzzrdy studentsj: Now I want you girls to get in on time. I just saw Colonel XVood walking along the hall with one of the members of the board. Tardy Girls: Sir, that was his wife. Voice from the back: Hal ha lffthe board of control! :r :r ar if No Blackbirds This Time Only a man who has been there could have written the following: Sing a song of penitence, A fellow full of rye: Four and twenty serpents Danced before his eye. XVhen his eye was opened He shouted for his life: VVasn't he a pretty chump To go before his wife? PK ik wr wr 4B Come gather round ye students and harken unto me, And listen while I tell you of The wonderful form -IB. Search round the school and through the school, And whatever forms you see, None of them can possibly compare lVith the wonderful form LLB. And when you read this narrative you will I know agree, That never has there been a class Like this wonderful form LLB. In September when we had to pay Our Association Fee, Vlfho got the pennant for paying up first? Why this wonderful form 4B. In athletics we excel as anyone can see, For who won the Volleyball championship? Why the athletic form 4B. Who is the one who is the Tennis Single champ? THE HOWLER, 1934 Someone is asking meg XVell it's Ida Tipp, who is, of course, A student of 4B. if 4: :if :sf Louis lVinnel was walking up to the front of the room. Someone tripped him. Stan McFarlane: He's like. a parachute. Chuck Gibson: 'WVhy? Stan McFarlane: He was made to fall. 4: 4: 4: 1: Miss I-Iampson: The Persians melted away and the Greeks wanted to, but they hadn't any place to melt to. Myrtle Andrews: NVhy didn't they melt in Greece F 4: :se 4: wr The Young Bride: Men are too mean for anything. XVhat's the matter now ? asked her best friend. W'hy, I asked Jack for the car to-day, and he said that I must be content with the splen- did carriage that nature gave me. ff an wk 4: Ralph Hunt: XVho was the smallest man in history ? Eleanor Doan: I don't know. Ralph Hunt: The Roman soldier who went to sleep on his watch. 4: :lf wr :sf Mr. Tolmie fto Myrtle Andrewsj: VVhat is Theorem 9 F Myrtle tells him. Mr. Tolmie: Did you have your book open ? Myrtle: Yes. Mr. Tolmie: Your mind is like an open book. i.,.r-'S+ THE HOIVLER, 1934 Croft Huddelston Qafter talking to Audrey Kelly in German classj replies: Tsch! tsch! Mr. Klinck: What was that, Huddelston P Croft: Only some German, sir. 4: x as: 1: School Days Johnny asked. Mary refused. johnny begged. Mary blushed. Johnny argued. Mary hesitated. johnny insisted. Mary resisted. -lohnny tried. Mary surrendered. So little johnny carried Mary's books home from school. FK wi: as: lk 4C Mr. Medcof: Y.'alters, how would you punctuate this sentence, 'The girl who was very beautiful smiled at me.'? Tommy NYalters: Ill make a dash after the girl. sr if 1: 10: McCogue tpassioaatclyl: jc t'adore! Lois Freek: Shut it yourself, lazy. x: wi: 4: 4: McCogue has the teachers worried. He re- fuses to give them the key to his code of writ- ing and they don't know what he writes about them on the exams. 4: vi: lk Pk Mr. Page froaring to trembling classj I Who dropped that pin back there? I tell you I won't put up with this infernal racket. 4: au: 4: Pk The wrinkles in our form master's brow are due to the dilliculty he is having in perfect- ing a machine which will correctly record and transmit the numerous names of those who are invited to the otlice each morning by Mr. Ayres. a: as: 11: 1: 4D The Scotch Rugby yell: Get that quarter back. Pk ar 4: 4: Bill Bowlen, star half-back of the Junior team, made thirteen successful passes in one game. Note: The dice were loaded. ws: 4: 4: 1: They laughed when VVillis sat down at the piano-he'll never wear tight trousers again. ws: al: 1: a: Jolly: Does Holmes like work ? Gauley: He likes nothing better. Page Ninety-One They say Duncan Stewart always fries his bacon in Chipso-so it won't shrink. -4: wx: if s: 4D's comedians: Colson and Johnson. x PF a: a: Miss Laughlin: If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. Bill Boyd: How about a hair cut F ik 1: ik 4: Giffen: Did you till your date last night ? - Bond: I hope sog she ate everything on the menu. if wa: 1: Ik 4E 4 Marion: Bob wants me to wear a grass skirt to the masked ball. Bernice: But, my dear girl, what are you going to do about it F Marion: Oh, I'll just wriggle out of it. 4: 1: 4: iz: Mr. Lewis: McKennetly, what do you know about Greek Syntax F lllcliennedy: Gosh, did they have to pay for their fun too ? 9: a: x ff Contents of Gardener's Chem. notebook: 16 telephone numbers. 12 Drawings, girls' heads. 1 Imaginative drawing, a teacher. 1 Preliminary draft, letter to Marg. 13 Rosedale addresses. -I Forest Hill addresses. 1 Recipe, beer-with-a-kick. 5 Pages chemistry notes. av, i 1 9.9 f 'N I-Q I 3 Page .Y1'11vfvv-Two 4F Mr. Shaw: Houston, don't sit there doing nothing just because you're good at it. au: vi: 4: Ik Mr. Shaw: Now take this badly broken angle. Chorus: This what ? Mr. Shaw: This rectangle. bi: 4: fa: 4: Mr. Lewis: I have here some tickets at half price, for the Royal Alex. J. B. Priest- ley's 'Dangerous Corners' is on.-No, Hous- ton, not 'Dangerous Curves. ao: a: Pk a: Frank: I'm knee-deep in love with you. Anne: All right, I'll put you on the wading - 11 list. Ji: 14: 4: ai: McKnight: Congratulate me, I got through in my exams. Kirk: t'Honestly F McKnight: lVhy bring that up ? a: 4: wk 1: Mr. Lewis: XVhen was baseball first men- tioned in the Bible ? Freeman: lVhen Rebecca walked to the well with the pitcher. ai: ni: 1: 4: Believe I! or Not- -There's only one Rome in our Room Qand that's too manyj. -Bayly can't play hockey. Vile shore are glad. -IF has only one Button fthe rest are all zippersl. - Kay,' Allen is Mr. Shaw's pet aversion. -There is only one Smith and he's white. - Mac is not a Knight. -Kirk may be Scotch but he's not a church- man. -Hustwitt is not a wit Qhe's a half-witj. Ik Ik ai: x Pogue fauto demonstratorj: Now I'll throw in the clutch. Farmer Evans: I'll take her then. I knew if I held off long enough you'd give me something for nothing, b'gosh. lk 4: as: 1: Mr. Shaw: I now subtract the side from the diagonal. What's the difference ? jackson: That's what I say. Who cares ? THE HOIVI.ER,1934 4G W'az son and Tlzouzplron went to lVashing- ton in their Karr. They wanted to hunt Hawks and for this purpose hired a Bowman. They paid him a Nichol and promised him another Nichol if he did well. They motored quite far that day, and at night found two trees, a Petrie and a Hazelwood, under which they camped. The next morning lVa!'so1z shot a Partridge. This success made him a Newmazz. He was so happy that he played his Fife. A llifiller from near-by heard him and was very an- noyed. He hurried over and said, De-Klein from making that noise. But XVat'son said, I won't be Bos! by you. Nevertheless, he put his Fife away and they set out once more. -1: Ji: wi: a: 4G Next Year Frances Thompson-Our promising English student. Agnes Duthie-Oh! that Chemistry! Ruth Bost-Still drawing horses. McConaghy - Winning a scholarship in Geometry. Petrie-Star of Senior Rugby. Dunbar-Editor of Howler. Partridge . . . ? Roberts-Hanging out of Miss Hampson's window. Hazelwood-Coaching the Juniors. Fife-Somewhere far from Klein's fist. ae: 1: IF a: 'O-Og