North Tonawanda High School - Northstar Yearbook (North Tonawanda, NY)

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CLASS WILL A a XXIV We, The Senior Class of the North Tonawanda High School, in the year of progress, nineteen hundred and thirty-four, being of a mind capable of much improvement, bequeath our most significant and valuable possessions to our beloved friends and enemies: T6 Amelia - more of Bob's attentive adoration To Hugh Cramer - more excuses for chiseling To Bill Richards - relief from Ruthie next year To Elizabeth Rasmussen - a Romeo To Billy Cooper - Swede's physique To Fern Thompson - more tickets to use at the Odd Fellows To Betty Merrill - enough heroes to satisfy her To Keith Patrick - a can of shortening To Charles Walters - a new chemistry teacher To Jane Grehlinger - Wimpy for her own To Swede Thursby -- a book: How to Control Your Temper To Eddie Boyer - More sex-appeal and popularity To Rudy Aganski - more lines to tell To Bob Phillips - successor to Eddie Duchin To the Freshmen - anything to make them grow To the Sophomotes - the intelligence of the seniors To the Juniors - Joe Kalota's ability to iaise money To Mrs. Lish - many thanks for everything . To Miss Rink - a senior class that gets in the homeroom on time To Mr. Cragbon -- a science class that appreciates his humor To Miss Abell, and Mr. Smith - appreciation for the help on the annual To Mr. Bitters - a senior class with more money in the treasury To Mr. Wells - the handwriting on the walls To Thelma Rostofer - A Harvard accent To Steve Plewak - position of director of Girls Glee Club To Miss Clary - a pest proof library To the orchestra - some popular songs To Eugenia Plewinski - Padereswki's success To Irene Tyskiewicz - a mirror -lined colridor To Teresa Kasprzak - a self-operated typewriter with plenty of erasers To Mr. Tierney - a bus for the students use To Gladys Graf - a copy of: How To Be Popular To Ann Bowman - a louder and lower voice for crooning To Marge Reineka - a steady To Betty Palmer - the price of a haircut To Morton Curtis - a position on the 1938 football team To Eddie Miller - a diploma Signed on the first day of May, in the year of Progress, one thousand nine hundred and thirty-four. AGNES PAWLIK AND BARBARA BOWMAN, Witnesses: Attorneys-out-of Law Ruth Abell CSealJ Lewis Smith fSealj

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CLASS PROPI-IECY XXIII ' cocoanuts with the cannibals. Among the cannibals were Ken Goerss, Bob Cramer, and Walter Necel-- hunters. Glen Baker, Jennie Plewak, Florence Berner and June Schroeder had joined the Pygmy tribe to which Helene Proefrock was giving drum instructions. Not far from them we saw Eugenia Johnson, Arnold Golem, Marian Allan, Lorna Achterberg, and Andrew Fusco in a nudist colony run by Eugenia. Also in Africa were Helen Dornfeld, Virginia Semper, and Eleanore Seiler, hairdressers, who were in- venting new coiffures for the natives. Gordon Stone and William Sheldon were Africa's leading under- takersg while Howard Witkop, Chris Schulmesiter and Winnifred Kane were outstanding missionaries. A loud splash Canyway we thought we heard onej broke forth and we saw Jeanette Kasprazak and Franklin Parske, Weismuller's successor, swimming the English Channel. Both were Olympic Stars. In Paris we saw Verna Wollenberg, a famous designer. Mannequins in her store included Jeanette McIntyre, Doris Klemer, Joan Leszczynski, Cecelia Mang, Angeline Manfredi and Sophia Miller. Stanley Rand owned an Austin Car Company. At the Paris Grand Hotel, Chris Miranda and Stewart King were hotel porters, while Jerome Smith and Karl Hoefert were bell-hops. Stephania Kowalczyk, the present Voice of Experience was making a world tour. Stephen Kruk and Emily Kornacka were her secretaries. Joseph Kalota was the Walter Winchell of Europe. Two of his secret sleuths were Kazimer Koslowski and Jimmy Graf. In one of the Parisian department stores, Betty Bradley was demonstrating a new freckle returning cream, whereas Milly Cohen and John Beach, demonstrated henna packs in the bargain basement, with Anna Furmanek assisting. That seemed to be all of Paris, for the Futuroscope now returned to America, down in Kentucky. There we saw Bob Brick who now ran the Kentucky Derby. Stephen Markovich and Bob Oyer were prominent jockeys who rode two of the world's best race horses owned by Irene Biriky and Helen Berrzdt. Among the spectators watching that day's race were Margaret Forsyth, Supreme Court Interpreter, Norman Miller, the new Roy Atwellg Ruby Bach, still a manhater, and Madison Muncil, who was still looking for Phil . At one of the hot dog stands were Mary Litwin and Victoria Pawlicki, the inseparables, talking to Janet Doebler, America's new sweetheart. Imagine our surprise when later we saw Margaret Toth and Alberta Ludwig, the leading women wrestlers of the day, arguing with Lester Thursam, Slim Summerville's double, because Lester didn't really believe that Mary Strapko had actually found Ponce de Leon's Fountain of Youth . Exhausted by this strange experience and bewildered at discovering the progress and future of my classmates, I leaned back in my seat while Professor Procuro Futuro steered our machine to safety and we landed on good old terra ferma! Mary Strapko, Class Prophetess

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FLASHES XXV Name Loma Achterberg ...,..... ..... . Marian Allan ....................... Hazel Andrus ........ Ruby Bach ......... Edward Baker ....... Glen Baker ......... Louis Bartel ....... john Baxter ....... john Beach ........, Alice Behm ....,.,,.... Ruth Beiersdorf ........ ........ Paul Belstadt ......... Helen Berndt ............ ......... Florence Berner ........ ......... Irene Biriky .........,.... .....,.. Edward Blazak .,........ ........ Barbara Bowman ..,............. Elizabeth Bradley .....,.,,....., Robert Brick.- ........... ....... . Ma Cerra ry .....................,..... Thaddeus Ciesielski ..,.......... Margaret Clare.- ....... ......... Mildred Cohen ....... Robert Cramer .......... ........ Alice Daly ...,........... Janet Doebler .,..,..,. Lois Doebler ...,....,.. Charles Doody ....... Helen Dornfeld ......... ........ Ruth FEIS.. ............. x I REFLEX FLASI-IES FROM A SHOOTING STAR Present Interest .Being the first one ..,..... ....,,... .Having a good time ........ ....... .Being friendly ............................. .Being modest .......,....................... .Cartooning and crooning .......... Future Occupa tion Pet Expression Veterinarian ............................ .....,. ' 'O. K . -Looking for gray hair ...................... Gosh, it makes me sick. .Being concerned ............... ........ ' ' ..Editor of that Sensational column, Heart Throbs .Getting acquainted ........ .Banana man ............ ...... ..Peanut vender ............. . .Shavmg .....................,.................... Barbasol salesman ............... .Knowing all about it- ................ .Keeping his hair red ................... .Salesman for freckle tonic.. .Telling us .............,... .,,. . .,.,,.,. , . .Cashier .at the Mohican .............. Advertising for the same .... .Wondering ....................... .. ....... .On the outside looking in ........... .Powdering noses .......................... .On the inside looking out... Walking around ............................ ' Gee, he's a swell dancer. .....- Hello, folks! . ...... Then I went after him. ....... Ski-de-boom-ba. ..-... Shave today ,folks? .....- Yeah, that's what I thought. ..........- You said it, sport. ....... How's zat? .Wandering ................................,..,.,.. D0 you kngw if -' ' Coming back. .....................,... Combing her curling tresses ........ America's Sweetheart .......... ..Working in a flour mill ....... . .Running upstairs .......................... Falling downstairs ............... Busy most of the time ................ Interior Decorator ............... Mannikxn .........................,.....,.,,..,.... .Striving for originality ................ Succeeding after a fashion.. .Posing ..................,......................... .Sinking .baskets ................ ......... .Remaining aloof .................... Running in .................................... Insisting her hair is auburn .Escorting Jane .............................. Not saying much -- but ............ Making change ............................ Heap big girl scout .......... ......... Talking in his sleep .......... ....... .Making eyes .................. ......... Dancing ..... -- ................................ . Edward F1schle...- ..... ......... T rying to get some of Dorothy Flatau ......... ........ Harriet Forsyth ................... Margaret Forsyth ............... Anita Frankenstein .............. Andrew Furmanek .............. .. Andrew Fusco ............ ......... Wilbur Ganzhom ....... .......,.. Hubert Giardino ........ ......... Pearce 's popularity .Being very, very courteous indeed .Eating spaghetti at Lorenzo's .... .Trying to drive Ray's car .......... Head of a tourist camp ...... -Singing Horne on the Ran Kiddxng us ....................... ........ .... Mirror inspector ........ ......... Showin' us how .................... ...-...Dictating What the Well- dressed man Will Wear' Running out ..... ..................... Dyeing it as a last resort .... Looking for her ................... -I Schoolmarm ............................ Chasing short change-ers .... at the Avondale Star of Scandals 44 ......................,.,. Stage hand at the New Strand ...... Sophisticated Lady .......................... Mrs. Tarzan. .........,...................,.,.., ,, Going back to roller skates .........,.. .Mrs. - we wonder ....................,..... Movie star .............................. Looking Grouchy ....... ......... Trying to convince people he isn't .Being faithful to Dorothy .......... Warden at Sing Sing .............. Making eyes at June Schroeder Writing essays on How I reached six foot six Kenneth Goerss ........ ......... B eing a good boy .......................... Amold Golem ......... Donald Graf .......... Wearing out Schenck Street ........ James Graf ................ ......... K eeping his tie in place ........ Margaret Graham ............... Thomas Gray ............ ........ Alice Greno ........................... Helmuth Grohmann ........... Helen Hallows. .... ..... ....... . Edith Harber ........ Edwin Hardy ........ .Reducing ..... ................................. .Patting himself on the back ........ .Being childish .......................... .Flower man ............................ .Airplanes an' aviators .......,........ .Getting her English...- .............. .One of those willing workers ..... ge Y! Doing the up-town low down-...-... Didja ever? u -I 1 l Oh my, Oh my! How do I look, big boy? Yeah! Oh, fueyl Don't cha see? ............ Fer crying out loud! Don 't never do that. Well - as far as I know - Pardon mel Don't call me Red. Hotchal I wouldn 't do that. Hey, you! Why of course, you silly. I 'm gonna cry. I 've gotchaf' Dear, dear. I don't like you! Oh, you 're too sweet! You scum! Did I tell ya about that time? Who ever heard of such a thing? Some fun, eh kid? Well, who cares? But, honey - Cl'H!ya! YI Milk peddlcr ....................................,. D'you like cows? Runs a bald headed barber shop.. There's plenty of room for im- provement Bursting into laughter .................... Got any stamps? Operating the Graf Zeppelin .......... Graf is my name. Gaining .............................................. I 'll say so. Rubbing linament on the sore spots Listen here, you little runt. Kindergarten teacher ...................... Who said 50? Flour man .......................................,.. Huh? Stunt flier ............................. .....,. ' ' Oh, gosh. Nudist colony director ....... ....... ' 'I can 't bear it. .Getting results ................. ....... ' ' Sure!