North Shore Country Day School - Mirror Yearbook (Winnetka, IL)

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Harriet Moore : Hattie Bryn Mawr never knew so young a body with so old a head. No. 098765432 Sunbonnet Moore, alias Hat Moore, alias Leadit Moore. Convicted of break- ing up the House of Commons by telling them they were (common). Winner of walrus tusk, inlaid with gold and tin, back scratcher and scrubbing brush combined for washing dogs. Term — in the future. Grant Pick •Pickles Harvard Graced as thou art with all the powers of words. No. 98943291 Tooth Pick alias Pocket Pick. Formerly head of Showen and Blowem importers of scrumptious silk handkies — Quaranteed to hold their color. Convicted of shooting in self defense the girl whose name he left off the program. (A past record at Sanger Brown ' s and various other sanitariums gives a ticklish taint to his life ' s story.) Ruff Virginia Ruffner They laugh that win. Briarcliff No. 9876789 Sink Ruffner of Minnie Tonka ' s girls. Stole a basket in the Indo-European games. Term of the years to be lengthened or shortened according to behavior. 18

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it Jane Churchill Church Les Fougeres Preserving the sweetness of proportion. No. 98943291 Hazit Churchill. Formerly of Not Shure Theatre Guilt. Convicted of Shooting the Bull at a wild West show. Denison Groves Bud Dartr ith T ' ls-iiifpious in a good mart to be sad. No. 9864419 Denny Groves alias Cottage Groves . Found on telephone pole number 13 of the Skokie Valley Roots evidently blown there by the explosion of an idea which crept upon him unawares. Jane Adair Jane Wellesley To set the cause above renown, to love the game above the prize. No. 9894444 Able Adair alias Take Adair. Form- er strong lady of Robunson ' s circus on four wheels. A lion bumped into her and fell prone upon the floor. She bent over it, petted it kindly, and staulked on only to twist the giraffe ' s neck. Sued and con- victed by Robunson Senior for the price and lives of two felines.

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Pardee Beardslee Beardslee Williams A decent boldness ever meets with friends. No. 8998532 Catchemall Beardslee alias Aint- shiqute Beardslee. Former director of a nice place for goodlooking girls without a home. Convicted of beating his wife (to the breakfast table). Susan Miller Sue Smith won ' t quarrel with my bread and butter. No. 6413920 Snoozin Miller. Formerly just one of the girls at Smith . Said to have lost temper to the extent of losing control of a jolly good darn 1 thus forfeiting all chance for the hand carved celluloid fish bone cleaner offered by Chokem and Gagem makers of first class fishbones. William Cunningham Billy Williams Life is but a span I ' ll every inch enjoy. No. 9S999999 i 1 lie Cunningham alias Chief conspirator in McGoozle Flinkins- wanker first page stuff. When asked why he delivered the ransomed party in the basket, he replied The little stiff . 19