North Shore Country Day School - Mirror Yearbook (Winnetka, IL)

Page 18 text:

M I K fi O It CLASS WILL We, the distinguished and honorable class of Nineteen Twenty-Six, being about to leave this worthy institution of learning, and knowing that the good and innocent are the first to die, do hereby establish this, our last will and testa- ment. We bequeath: To the faculty, much relief that we are now out of their way. To the Juniors, our many rights, privileges and powers. To the Sophomores, our strong, reliable class spirit. To the Freshmen, our dignity and organizing ability. Of our property, we bequeath: The boys ' spittoon, signs, shades, and other room decorations and necess- ities to the Junior boys. The girls ' highly decorated frieze and the joys of the sandwich line to the Junior girls. And we make the following personal bequests: Chevy, his mechanical mind to Elinor Klein. Hosky, his worldly knowledge to Jeanne Street. Joe, his walk to Hiram Hoskin. Dorothy, her affairs to Leila Withers. Frank, his beard to Billy Fowle. Barbara, her intellect to Tommy Covne. Susan, her control to Bob Gay. Marian, her style to Emma Woolfolk. Johnny, his resistance to Kenneth McKeown. Maxine, her ambitions to Wally Burr. Hieny, his stature to Paul Magnuson. Pete, his pep to Knox Booth. Nick, his line to Herman Lackner. IfliVx i . ttJL AuAi- LvtwttL- ImMjx A. i Four tec

Page 17 text:

M I R l{ O R raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiM Chicago Bail? CHASES THE DIRT Circulation, 10,000,000 August 21, 1940 Price, Three Cents TRAGEDY AT THE ALTAR The guests at the wedding of Miss Marian Alshuler and Count Antonio Vittore Mali- testa were thrown into a panic when, without warning, the lovely bride drew a pearl- handled revolver from the depths of her bouquet and, calmly aiming at the best man, shot the groom. She was arrested by the policemen who were guarding the wedding presents. Interviewed in her cell she said, At first I was horrified at my mistake, but now I am quite reconciled. — Tony did eat garlic. MOVIE STAR ARRIVES Dorothy Reach, Broadway and Hollywood enchantress, created a traffic jam around the station when she arrived to appear at the opening of her newest motion picture, Why Boys Leave Home. Miss Reach, whose charms daily captivate millions, was gowned in black and white to match her pet zebra which followed in the custody of two gigantic Hottentots. JOHN F. PAGE SPEAKS AT PRINCETON REUNION Rev. J. F. Page was the dis- tinguished speaker at the Princeton reunion. He de- livered a stirring and inspira- tional address on the momen- tous question, What day will it be if you sit on the North Pole and look at the Battle of Gettysburg? which moved his many listeners, both radio and otherwise, to tears. Mr. Henrj ' Stein of THE PARKADIA announces that EDMONDE HOSKIN, Renowned European and American dancer will appear Every Night during the winter, with tin partner, La Dame Inconnue. SOCIADEMOREPUBLI- CAN CANDIDATE GRANTS INTERVIEW John M. Davis, candidate for the Presidency in the elec- tion this November, was inter- viewed last night at campaign headquarters. He wore, need- less to say, the famous Grey Cap, which he says he will con- tinue to wear if elected, de- spite its very evident age. He is confident in an overwhelm- ing vote in his favor, since he is sure of the votes of all the women. SOCIETY DON JUAN RE- TURNS Mr. Frank W. BlatchfonI of Lake Shore Drive, noted so- ciety leader, returned yester- day from Paris where his fifth wife, Lady Phyllis Chan- cery, has just divorced him. She gave as her grounds that she had discovered her hus- band embracing a seventeen- year-old rival outside St. James ' Park. It will be re- membered that Lady Phyllis ' predecessors were Miss N. S. Mirror, his first love; Miss Tonsoria Smith, sister of Trade and Mark Smith, former Beard- ed Lady in Ringling ' s Circus; Peggy Hopkins Joyce; and Miss Lina Type, the dis- tinguished newspaper writer. MILLARD SHOW-ROOMS OPENED The Millard Autobody Company last night held a gala opening of their exclusive new showrooms conveniently located beneath the 400 Club. Many auto bodies, startling in their originality were shown. Pres. Millard has been a designer of such bizarre super- structures since his youth. THE IDEAL COLLEGE William Nichnlls, [President, Dean All Professors PUPrLS ACCEPTED HERE ON FACE VALUE ONLY Some brains permissible, but not re- quired. Here is your chance! THE PARKADIA IS RAIDED AGAIN For the second time this week the Parkadia, notor- ious roadhouse was raided by officers ot the law, who brusque- ly dispersed the merrymakers and took the proprietor, Mr. Henry Stein, into custody. The police found five packages of cigarettes and seven cigars hidden in the cellar of the Parkadia, so Mr. Stein was held for flagrant violation of the 23rd Amendment. UNPARALLELED FEAT ACCOMPLISHED The red-haired aquatic won- der, Susan Burlingham, at last has fulfilled her childhood ambition. Followed by hordes of newspaper reporters in motorboats, she easily swam the English Channel and back again in two hours, five min- utes, and thirty-six seconds. HAMM WINS AUTO MARATHON Amid the cheers of 70,000 spectators Pete Hamm crossed the finish line, winner of the New York-San Francisco Auto Marathon after a gruel- ling three days. Admiring fans battled for chips of paint from his fenders as souvenirs. LITERARY LIGHT PASSES THROUGH CITY Barbara Rose, famous novel- ist, dramatist, critic, and poet, passed through our city late yesterday on her way to New York to superintend the final rehearsals of her latest drama- poem, The Lowbrow. Cort Theatre ! ! ! Last 6 Time ! ! ! MMLE. MAXINE LICH- TENSTEIN FOREMOST TRAGEDIEXXE OF THE AGE! ! ! in B. P. Rose ' s Masterpiece THE ETERNAL ARGUMENT Eve. .°:30 Mat. Sat. Wed. 2:30 Thirteen

Page 19 text:

Fifteen