North Scott High School - Silver Shield Yearbook (Eldridge, IA)

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During the week of October 19th, Wall Street prepared for a spectacular Halloween. Instead of the same old haunted house routine. top investors decided to really scare the market by crashing the stock market to a percentage lower than that of the crash of 1929 which marked the beginning of the Depression. , ff' l 3:5 s ftp, u 202.8 5 A 5' 151563 lqgl I '5 i841 I E The beautifully infamous Donna Rice made big headlines this year by single-handedly removing Gary Hart from the Democratic race for presi- dent. When asked how she managed it she alleg- edly replied, No comment. keeping their 'se- cret' a mystery. 2 Q ni f e 15' k, 'LUN an r 57 K, ' , -Z ',, N' , 1 mfg' H . 1 . 'i ii' 'lg , A ! A . 'A ,. r' . ' H H ' Q ' Q , ' f' . 5 ' fi Xl , , 5 l l 1 l 4 l Judge Robert Bork, the Supreme Court nominee. was torn to pieces by the liberal media for his ultra-conservative views on such things as lettuce prices, the Panama Canal. slam dancing and having days of the week for B.C. Influenced by the media and thousands of letters. Congress voted down his appointment because Bork allegedly believed slam dancing to be dangerous to today's youth. Many Americans were appalled upon learning that the word glasnost does not mean openness. ln Gorbechev's attempt to ease foreign relations and relate on a personal level. he reportedly made small talk at a state dinner about his wifes' incredible spending habits. His alleged comment was that Riessa had a glass nose. good for sniffing out the most expensive clothing. Star anchormanjreporter Dennis Miller. YEAR END UPDATE 79

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IIEIIR-Elllll UPI with inus Miller IITE R? 1 Y- ' il , 2 1 i R ' ' , 1 X -'lp X F at X L ' J -tt t K ' H M l ll a t 9 l 7- ' y --' ' Amazingly enough, all the 1988 f' A 'M 4, At - presidential candidates dropped out 1 A , if A ' ' of the race after a well known ' M 1 if is, V ' newSPaPer, whose name was X Q Y ' ' V Q '- withheld, ran a front page story 2 ' ' ' ' g , about their alleged affairs with a is i tempestuous model. When 5. 5 interviewed, all the candidates i denied the accusation with the 1 exception of Gary Hart. lanuafnv n9ffrfQf72 mvnaruvb Z H H E if S E , Congress announced that in celebration of the Constitution's 200th birthday the famous document would be rewritten in modern. understandable English. without run-on sentences. Marine Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North of Iran-Contra fame was exposed by a little known tabloid called Spoof. He reportedly told several untruthes during his testimony regarding the scandal. According to the paper, North lied about the arms deals saying they were mannequin parts. SEVENTY-EIG HT M92 'gif'-J 11 f 'X ff: 5 I Q if 4 ,M 1,,l N'-. 'Nur . gaudy YQ-5: ' , 3 lm, A' , I 1'5 Q, 1 oi ' A , Stiff' 5 1 4 'i,.1, . 1 fav f7 ' . ,iff-. f N , j V f aff, 'efufmi if Ji is ,I f f fi 'gi

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