North Scott High School - Silver Shield Yearbook (Eldridge, IA)

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IIEIIR-Elllll UPI with inus Miller IITE R? 1 Y- ' il , 2 1 i R ' ' , 1 X -'lp X F at X L ' J -tt t K ' H M l ll a t 9 l 7- ' y --' ' Amazingly enough, all the 1988 f' A 'M 4, At - presidential candidates dropped out 1 A , if A ' ' of the race after a well known ' M 1 if is, V ' newSPaPer, whose name was X Q Y ' ' V Q '- withheld, ran a front page story 2 ' ' ' ' g , about their alleged affairs with a is i tempestuous model. When 5. 5 interviewed, all the candidates i denied the accusation with the 1 exception of Gary Hart. lanuafnv n9ffrfQf72 mvnaruvb Z H H E if S E , Congress announced that in celebration of the Constitution's 200th birthday the famous document would be rewritten in modern. understandable English. without run-on sentences. Marine Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North of Iran-Contra fame was exposed by a little known tabloid called Spoof. He reportedly told several untruthes during his testimony regarding the scandal. According to the paper, North lied about the arms deals saying they were mannequin parts. SEVENTY-EIG HT M92 'gif'-J 11 f 'X ff: 5 I Q if 4 ,M 1,,l N'-. 'Nur . gaudy YQ-5: ' , 3 lm, A' , I 1'5 Q, 1 oi ' A , Stiff' 5 1 4 'i,.1, . 1 fav f7 ' . ,iff-. f N , j V f aff, 'efufmi if Ji is ,I f f fi 'gi

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Someone once said that a dog is man's best friend but somehow dogs aren't as good at conversing and they aren't likely to float you a Ioan until Friday. So. your average Lancer is forced to put his trust in a more reliable person, his best friend. What do North Scott students ideal- ly want in a friend? Most want a friend to be loyal, honest, and a good listener. Being able to speak the same lan- guage and a nice personality are also required traits. Of course, sharing the same interests helps too. Experts say if you find even one person you can call your best friend during your lifetime. you are a lucky person indeed, expe- cially if they are exactly what you're looking for. ln real life. however. friendship has it's ups and downs. Ken Gries said, They're always there when you need WHEN YOLI'RE NOT STRONG I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND l'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON them. that is. if they want to be. Some friends are just great to be around and party with according to Scott Weis- brook. At times friends are the best people in the world. but on other occa- sions you wish they would simply drop dead: twice. Perhaps the best thing to do to get a friend is to be one, just like Tim Ryan who is his own best friend . Supporting each other through thick and thin, Amy Siem and Julie O'Rourke share a smile on a windy day. A true friendship is what allows Brendan Austin and Matt Jamison to be themselves in the training room. Getting a little carried away in his fun. Scott Welsbrook truly enjoys holding buddy Randy Doman in a headlock. 'I if fm.. 'J ,WZ Wax 4' , E if W li 'fi 4 W' y 4 if . ll 4 Y New 4 Q-

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During the week of October 19th, Wall Street prepared for a spectacular Halloween. Instead of the same old haunted house routine. top investors decided to really scare the market by crashing the stock market to a percentage lower than that of the crash of 1929 which marked the beginning of the Depression. , ff' l 3:5 s ftp, u 202.8 5 A 5' 151563 lqgl I '5 i841 I E The beautifully infamous Donna Rice made big headlines this year by single-handedly removing Gary Hart from the Democratic race for presi- dent. When asked how she managed it she alleg- edly replied, No comment. keeping their 'se- cret' a mystery. 2 Q ni f e 15' k, 'LUN an r 57 K, ' , -Z ',, N' , 1 mfg' H . 1 . 'i ii' 'lg , A ! A . 'A ,. r' . ' H H ' Q ' Q , ' f' . 5 ' fi Xl , , 5 l l 1 l 4 l Judge Robert Bork, the Supreme Court nominee. was torn to pieces by the liberal media for his ultra-conservative views on such things as lettuce prices, the Panama Canal. slam dancing and having days of the week for B.C. Influenced by the media and thousands of letters. Congress voted down his appointment because Bork allegedly believed slam dancing to be dangerous to today's youth. Many Americans were appalled upon learning that the word glasnost does not mean openness. ln Gorbechev's attempt to ease foreign relations and relate on a personal level. he reportedly made small talk at a state dinner about his wifes' incredible spending habits. His alleged comment was that Riessa had a glass nose. good for sniffing out the most expensive clothing. Star anchormanjreporter Dennis Miller. YEAR END UPDATE 79