North Rowan High School - Northern Lights Yearbook (Spencer, NC)

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.. i k A ,,.,..0ws-Q- ' X K W TEREOTYPE TEVEN hile figures don't lie, liars figure. Mark Twain was once heard to comment. Well figure this. Here are some figures com- piled about a day in the life of a student . . . Did you realize that the average student, in this case Stereotype Ste- ven, starts his day at 7:00 a.m. while 55.670 of his friends choose 6:30 a.m. and the other 44.470 choose 6:00 a.m. After Stereotype Steven finishes getting up he will probably eat his fa- vorite breakfast, which is cereal, sit- ting there he realizes that 55.2'Vo of his friends are munching on pancakes and 44.870 of his lesser acquaintances are eating biscuits. Then immediately after breakfast Stereotype dashes out the door and hops into his favorite car, a Camaro, and turns on his favorite radio sta- tion 97.9 WPEG. On the way to school he sees 61.746 of his friends driving Mustangs, and the other 48.370 must be rich for luckyj be- cause they drive Lamborghinis. On the way, 91.370 tprobably the ones who drive mustangsl Jam to 98.7 WKSI and a few other f8.7tyo to be exactl listen to 92.3. When our model student finishes a few classes at our great institution of learning, he will get hungry. Therefore, he eats, but what does he choose? HP nhnoses ham- burgers from the cafeteria, while No this isn't Sterotype's Camaro, it belongs to Greg Williams, with Dan Livasy riding shotgun. Photo by A. Kluttz. 62.570 of his buddies, who are not so picky, eat whatever is there. 37.5'Vo of the people he knows must not be good friends because they don't eat lunch with him in the cafe- teria. When school is over he is hungry again tThose afternoon classes are real killersl. Where does our stereo- typical student head? He heads to get himself another hamburger. He also invites his friends to go along, but only 347, tag along to get a cheeseburger. The other 6670 choose to go get pizza. About this time he decides to go home. What does he do at home? He checks out the tube to see when his favorite T. V. show comes on. He finds out that the Cosby Show comes on at 8:00. While he is wait- ing he goes and kisses his mother for fixing his favorite dinner, steak. After he finishes watching the Cosby Show he calls up 62.570 of his friends to find out they watched Growing Pains and the other 37.570 of his friends that he didn't call, watched Alf . As for dinner, 62.570 enjoyed pizza as their culi- nary delight and chicken was con- sumed bythe additional 37.570. Since 55.604 of his friends go to bed at 10:00 p.m., he had to get off the phone by then. As for the remaining 44.4'Vo they go to bed whenever. So by 11:00 p.m. Stere- otype Steven finishes his day. Our information about Stereotype Steven was gathered from a student survey. Any similarity between his story and actual hap- penings is purely intentional. Features I 1 01

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Broadcast News North has its own broad- cast every morning. Although it won't win her an academy award nomination, Andrea Britton, president of the student body, an- nounces issues of importance each day dur- ing homeroom. Photo by A. Kluttz. 3 he Throw Momma From the Train They might not be plotting to do away with their mother, but Leigh and Mike Millikin are probably up to something as their unsuspecting mother tand guidance counselorl talks on the phone in her office. Photo by C. Watkins. Three Men and a Baby Diapering a baby is nothing new to Duane Bowers, Anthony Witte and Kenny Smith since they are Child Care students. . .but that doesn't mean they ENJOY it. Photo by B. Burgin. S 102 X Fact vs Fantasy The Secret of My Success after the unbe- lievable second-halt win over Lexington, suc- cess was no secret as center Bryan Mills led the team in the celebration. Salisbury Post Photo The Breakfast Club Annual staffers meet early on Saturday mornings and teacher workdays as deadlines require. Most bring breakfast to eat while they work. Photo by D.Crews.