North Platte High School - Roundup Yearbook (North Platte, NE)

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THE ROUND-UP '7 . I . ,F X . l 'Si' lllllessrvmbff ' Mk 5. wil 4 -- . ab 'Ir -is JE J SEN IOR CLASS PROPHECY peanuts is Virgil Rasmussen and the pur- chaser is Edna Rose, famous because of her many trips to Reno. Those buildings in the distance belong to the dairy of Eleanor McNee1 and Deloras Manary. James Downing is still working on the farm taking moos out of cows to be used as horns in automobiles. Lloyd High- berger lives with him and specializes in rotation of crops. The1'e is our old friend Melvin Peters. He is married now and is chief of police in the 42nd sub-station. We are now passing over the Rocky Mountains. The building at the right is radio station WRDT owned arid operated by Benny Walsh former radio corooner. We are now in Hollywood. Thelma Scott and Marie Tabor are working on their new picture Two Desperate Gun Mollsf, The preview which is being test- ed now, stars Alice Vernon playing op- posite Richard Barthelmess in Love's Last Stand. Away back in 1932 they thought Marie Dressler was good, but Bertha Refior is far better in her role. Our new substitute for Polly Moran is Margaret Wolback while the most popular girl in Hollywood is Lucille York. Hollywood used to be Paul Faulkner's home but he is now coach at Notre Dame and his chief worry is how to make a dummy out of John DeForest, the farmer boy. We learn that Ortho Ebright, that famous orator here, has finally convinced Harry Cushing that two can live cheaper than one, much to I-Iarry's delight. Elmer Flebbe is musical director of the Hick dance orchestra and has hired Wilma Barrett as his blues singer. Tod Motooka is head line coach for the champion cricket team of San Diego. Jay Parsons has noved to Chicago and is now head of the under-world in place of Al Capone. William Pritchard just served a year in the penitentiary for parking in an alley with his lights off. Our last stop will be Los Angeles. I It seems as though Evelyn Branting is in love with the ash-carrier in her dis- trict while Darlene Brown is using her tap dancing ability to make a living for her and Wally. John Bauer is now a sailor on the seven seas and has a girl in every port much to the -disgust of Marguerite Tramp the great 'opera singer. Margaret Bivans has a position, teach- ing lame monkeys the A-B-C's. She says they are doing quite well. Evelyn Bodenstab and Clarabelle Boyd are scrub-women at the big new school building. They save all soap coupons 'to get a By-Lo doll. Now we will go over to San Diego which is the home of Ruby Walsh, owner of the famous Tea Garden. Miss Lela Wright entertains. customers with her fancy dancing. We hear that Vivian Morris and James Manary have incorporated and increased the population by 16 boys and girls. In the newspaper we learn that Frances Mengel, Harold Myers and Vera Rannie are now in business in Reno as Wattles, Swift and Lee incorporated. Maxine Codner is teaching, school in the country and .stocking up on chewing gum for old age. Frank and John Carroll are in a circus. Frank is very talented at selling 'hot-dogs and John is chief dishwasher. Arthur Cohagen is still a bachelor and tells all children the thrills of being ex- pelled from school. William Brown seems to be teaching some three-legged toads the two-step. James Drost is no longer stuck up since 'he drives a garbage wagon here for a living, while Tom Cushing is entering his basketball team in the national tourna- ment. He is still waiting for Virginia to say yea. Frances Purdy, Ruby Neale and Kat- hryn Matthews has established an old maids home partly for their own benefit. We are told that Los Angeles is the city that John Yirak made a clean up in. Yes, he is heard street-cleaner. Well, our vacation time is over so we must return to North Platte again until next year when we plan on making a similiar strip. EVELYN ABEGG MELVIN PETERS HARRY CUSHING. -2 9-

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THE ROUND-UP 0 , fu ,' Wifi'-fi I I , se lll!l!!M. .. l!!,!,i'iRA-ik - H. will . -1- mi' .IIN .wits i' SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY All aboard for the sight seeing trip across the U. S., folks. You will see all the famous places and people of today. Be modern! Climb on our space ship and go sight-seeing this year of 1932. The first city we come to is New York. The large building in the foreground is 400 stories high and is owned by the greatest threatre magnate living, Jim Riddle. He has working for him that famous mammy singer, Tom Simon. What is that terrible shouting we hear? A crowd is cheering Rita Anderson and Bernice Arndt who combined their wealth and established homes for blind mice all over the universe. Robert Allen is standing on the corner by the cafe owned by Helen Chapman. Robert is a model for Gerald Courtright's clothing store and represents what the well dressed man wore last year. There is Irma Eshleman. She tests chocolate chewing gum for the gum works of Georgia Boyle. Two of our old friends Wayne Gideon and Ralph Parks are Federal Prohibition agents in this fine city. And what is this? It is a beauty con- test and the judges have chosen Viola Guess as Miss America. !H'ere is a great surprise. Agnes Jensen, Elcyne Haught, Phyillis Heaton and Lucille Johnston are chorus girls in Zeig- field's Follies of 1952. We hear that Ivan Helms has just re- cently received a cup for champion pool player of America. Let's turn on the radio and hear the news, well! well! Albert Lane is now tak- ing Bing Crosby's program for the Cremo Cigar. It is now time for us to go on our way and the next stop is Chicago. Every- body put on your gun-proof suits be- cause Big-Shot Jim Snyder and his gang are out for target practice. There is the largest prison in the U. S., Harriet Rathbun was recently sen- tenced to ten years for being a female bigamist. The big sign to the right is the ad- vertisement of Solomon Sisters Syrup, the famous soothing syrup. Of course the sisters are Edith and Lily. It is in this city that Jeff Williams centers his bootleg business. Harold Rasmussen and Evelyn Abegg are now united in holy matrimony and manage the Bullet taxi-cab company for the crippled gangsters. It is time for us to go on to Detroit for the purpose of meeting other old friends. Fords have gone out of style here be- cause Charles Vroman has invented a better and cheaper Tin Can. Coming across the lake is the steamer Beatty named after Rear Admiral William T. Beatty who is aboard it with his wife, formerly Evelyn Smith. Detroit is the home of the famous Madame Amy Votaw's style shows and ultra modern wearing apparel. Madame Votaws' chief dress designer is Elaine Wilson and Nancy Votaw is head scrub woman while Irma Ritner is her best living model. Just yesterday a millionaire committed suicide because of his private secretary Garnet Shell. In the distance is the little town of Rlosenburg named after that famous writer, Eleanor Rosenburg. The mayor of this small town is Edith Sivits, who rules the village with an iron hand, men and all. Our next stop is Denver, Colorado, and we must hurry to finish our trip in the allotted time. This is the home of Ruby Shaw the famous aviatrix, who holds two-thirds of the women's flying records. Charles Long is a lawyer now and has just come from Detroit after getting Wilbur Owens out of a jam in a night club with Esther Meyers. There is Arlene Klumpe and Thelma Armstrong. They are head salesladies of Edna Wallace Hopper's paints and var- nishes. We learn that Dan and Don Craig have formed an acrobatic team to entertain the inmates of the old ladies home. Doro- thy Cox has built up a printery and is busy publishing the love letters of Luthera Spraker and Homer Brooks for the bene- fit of Lela Bashfiord and Mary Borron who are learning to catch a man. That commotion in the street is the traveling circus starring Minnie Torske the acrobat and Eileen Ridinger the dare- devil horseback rider. The man selling -23-

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THE RO UND-UP '7 . f , . an 12 ' ITI!1!!!!ili' 1 Mk - fi. .Will -er' fr'W.i-an .ur is nik- E CLASS WILL INTRODUCTION: Gulls fluttered over-head. The huge sinking sun cast its shimmering, golden ribbons across the gray stillness of the waters. The hull of a weather-beaten ship, Seniors 1932, lay shattered upon the rocks-her short life of four years cruelly ended by time and fate. Upon this melancholy scene rose sud- denly, piercing shouts and cries-then yellow streaming flags heralded the ap- proach of pirates. The entire clan, juniors, sophomores, freshmen, faculty, swooped like buzzards upon the ruins, ruthlessly ravaging the battered remains. With wild cries and flashing spears, the treasure was brought forth-a long, fad- ed scroll bearing the inscription: Last Will and Testament of the Senior Class of 1932, A. D. The leader of the band deciphered it thus: We, the senior class of 1932, do hereby will and bequeath into Mr. Nelson, all the fear, awe, admiration and respect in which we held him, that he may distribute said year, awe, admiration and respect among future seniors in order that they may conduct themselves in his presence as we have done before them. I, Jack Yirak, on behalf of the senior class, do will and wish 'onto all lower classmen, all our fortunes and misfor- tunes, viz: I, William Prichard, do will and be- queath unto Mr. Wilson, my cheerful grin. I, Stanley Oman, do will and bequeath unto Bob Wilson, my indifference to- ward women. It slays 'em. I, .Harriet Rathbun, endowned with beauty and brains, do hereby will and present both unto Gloria Meadows. I, Esther Meyers, do will and bequeath unto Marry Jane Munger, my angelic baby-face. I, Arthur Cohagen, do will and wish onto Mr. Wright my unfailing non- chalance. I, Ruby Shaw, do out of sympathy for the lower classmen, will unto the faculty, my -cheerful disposition. I, Homer Brooks, do hereby will and bequeath unto N. P. H. S. my book on How to Hold Your Woman, to be dis- played for the benefit of all. I, Harold Myers, do will and push off unto Lester Aldrich, my patented device of chewing gum inconspicufously. I've never been able to master it myself. I, Darlene Brown, do will and give unto Gordon Rector, eight dates. You may charge them to dad at DeF'orests. We, Lucille York, Lucille Johnson and Alice Vernon, do hereby will unto Eddie Hesson our bigger and better alarm clocks. I, Gordon Whelan, do will and be- queath unto Roderick Speetzen, my book- let How to Take Care of a Baby-16 years old. I, Harold Rasmussen, do will and sweep off unto Lynn Gorman, six beautiful blushes to be used on occasions becoming such. I, Luthera Spraker, do will and give unto no one my place in the affections of Homer. He is all I have. I, June Kronquest, do will and be- queath unto Lilian Cushing, my bottle of waving lotion. I, Marguerite Tramp, do will and give unto Cathryn Grady, my Winsome ways. I, Bob Allen, do will and press onto Miss Hinman, by genuine hand-made water wave. I, Benny Walsh, do hereby will and scrape off unto Arthur Mudge, my notor- ious whiskers. We, Vivian Morris and Edith Solomon, do will and bequeath our Manary boys unto the tallest girls in N. P. H. S. I, Vera Rannie, do will unto Rozella McCord my dancing ability. I, Stanley Newman, god's gift to women, do will and bequeath unto Bob Elder, voice and virility. They have made me what I am. We, Dorothy Cox, Thelma Armstrong, and Rita Anderson, do will and present unto Evelyn McLellan, our surplus en- downment of golden glint. ...3 0...