North Junior High School - Argus Log Yearbook (Boise, ID)

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Q JOKES Miss Gallinger: But the meadow on your picture liasn't the right green. Lizzie YNestcott: Are you sure that a meadow has the right green? Farmer: VVhy I'm surprised to rind you, a Boy Scout, in my orchard. Marsden O'Leary: fladen with applesj NVell, I thought for once I'd do myself a good turn. Miss XVard: fScience teacherj And now that we have studied the con- ditions occurring with changes of seasons. will you explain why the world is heavier in winter? ' Bright Pupil: 'Cause almost everyone has heavy colds. Johnny Hotchkiss: You should always get upifrom the table, hungry. Royal Barnum: I do better than that, I leave the table empty. Reuben Taylor, who had failed his exams, sent a special Wire home, Failed all fourg prepare mother. His brother wired back, Mother pre- pared, prepare yourself. Home Economics Student: I made some pancakes and by the time I got them turned over, they were burned. Mrs. Ohrt: VVell, I always put pop-corn in mine so they'll turn tilzenl- selves over. ' ' Miss Simmons: Do you know Lineo1n's Gettysburg address? Betty Muggleton: VVhy, I didn't even know he lived there. Miss Wiley: VVil1 you please spell bird cage? A Robert Lowry: B-i-r-d hyphen c-a-g-e. Miss Vifileyz But, why the hyphen? Robert: VVhy-er-a-oh! for the bird to sit on. 58

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'ri-ine ARGBUBBB Loo and JOKES Miss Ginty: Who organized the Rough-Riders? Kenneth Shultenburg: Henry Ford. Xvalter Blake: Gee, Jack, my uncle is strong. He can lift up our stove not get tired. jack Gellman: Aw that's nothing! VVhy, my grandfather can pull out all his teeth at once. Mrs. Stanton: So you are at the foot of the spelling class again. Lorretta: Yes, mother. Mrs. Stanton: VVhat's your alibi now? Lorretta: VVhy-I got too many z's in scissors. Barber: Is there any special way you'cl like your hair cut? Rae 'Wrightz Yes, oft. Mrs. Levy had iust finished a detailed account of little Bernard's pro- I ,qress in school. And we want him to learn Latin especially. ' The friend replied: But Latin is a dead language. fI.'hat's all right, he'll want it, she replied, he intends to be an under- taker. Father was dozing in his chair and emitting sounds which might have been the result of a mule and a buzz saw combined. - ORC Bernice Elpert entered the room to End her little brother Bobby turning of father's vest buttons. VVhy, Bobby, what are you doing? P Pm trying to get rid of this static. House-owner: Is this your ball? Bill Pyke: Er-any windows broken? House-owner: No. Bill Pyke: Then it's mine. S7

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