North High School - Polar Bear Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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BRUNK HAS FITS There are old feet and young feet, And little feet and fjreat; Pretty feet and homely feet. And feet that do not mate. There are tender feet and tough feet, Narrow feet and wide; Short f» ' et and lontf feet. And feet you ' d like to hide. It is quite a feat to cover feet. In style and comfort, too. And if this ia what you want, I ' ll tell you what to do. Take your feet to Walnut street, And heed this maxim true, Refuse to buy anotlxT shoe Until you try Hela Royal Blue. ALL SELZ For Feet Like Yours •16 may want gold or silver par- ty slippers, economical because they match any gown. ' 17 may want a heavy black English style in calfskin because he is hard on shoes. 18 may want a low heel walking boot, for high heels tire her per- liaps. ' 19 may like a nobby tan shoe with buckskin top. He will find it here. We have these and many others at prices $2.50 to $5.00 GUARANTEED SHOPS Bl ILDI yO BRUNK ' S SHOE STORE 8TH AND WALNUT MeiitioA the Oracle when buyini . for If Oracle nuls pay we want to know It. B. G. : ' ' Say, you are kind of bow-legged, aren ' t you? P. L. : ' Yes, and C. S. is knock-kneed and when we stand side by side we spell ' ox. ' SAMPLE EXCUSE. Miss Moulton: Please excuse Howard because on his way to school he fell in the mud. Hoping you do the same, I remain, Mrs. . tell you, my friend, ' ' said the Idealist, there ' s some- thing bigger in this world than money. ' ' Yes Siree, said the Pragmatist, and I know what it is, too. What is it? asked the Idealist. Bills, said the Pragmatist. M. R. : I ' ve got an awful cold in my head. E. S. : Glad you ' ve got something in it.