North Georgia College - Cyclops Yearbook (Dahlonega, GA)

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Big-un. Lieutenant. Indian. Farmer. Always looking for more. Has no time to study. Timid and retiring. Wears bars. Carries a little gun. Can ' t tell whether he is going or coming. Runs from a soda fountain and ]3eanut stand. Authority on horse-feeding and laboratory work. Spends most of his time in converting the laboratory into fumes. Was never known to be angry. A regular sport. Babies cry for him, ladies want him, but nobody gets him. Says his prayers every night and is unduly excited every morning. Built on the order of a meal sack. Everybody dreads his caresses. Suffers from slight dumbness. Has some difficulty in walking. A trifle too stout. The champion heavyweight. The ladies ' man ami owner of one derby. Especially distinguished for his superb pronunciation in Geol- ogy. His characteristic saying: Prof., where is the H ' -O ? J. i;. I ' liii.i.ii ' .s, 1!. . . 23

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Mo Huss. General catch-all. Easy mark for ladies. 06 Great painter. Talks like a buzz saw. Sometimes thinks aloud and makes a fuss. Has free passes on the L. and N. to Nelson, where he has interests in a human marble heart. Green as grass, but sweet as sugar. Appears at every hop, and is a regular Chesterfield. Fights a doodle once a month. Loves to study the stars when he sta}S away from home, especially in the paregoric magnitude of a sun eclipsed comet. Always ready for a rough house. Is a has Ijeen of the mining department. Is now contemplating the min- istry. Has grave responsibilities that he will n it speak about. Rather sleep late on Sunday morning than dance at the King ' s Jubilee. Has to be hitched while standing in order to avoid acci- dents. Is an electrician of the first rank, especially rank. Everybody wants him at the same time. Has been known to literally stay awake on Sunday night long enough to escort a Xormalite home. Has been heard to remark : O go ahead, that makes me tired. R. . MLIORl ' I, 1!. A.

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iimmons First Sergeant. Guileless. Sweet face and lovely dimples. Looks swollen in jeans trousers. Has refused to learn to smoke for fear of ruining ' the shape of his mouth. His laugh starts all the fowls to cackling like mad. Is a cavalier of ve olden times. War- bles his tutti-frutti verses to every damsel he can persuade to listen to him. Is a good boozer. Has never been caught with a drop. Is extravagant in his likes, and fishes on Sunday. Has a soft eye and a curly lock. Wears the same size shoe and collar. Looks like thirty cents. The girls are crazy over him. Calls the roll beau- tifully. Presides at the camera with ease. Plays with a rubber bouncing ball. This trite remark is attributed to Young Simmons: If you don ' t study, you w-on ' t graduate. V. J. SIMMONS, B. B. S. 24